Strangest Item You've Seen

MasterThrawn

MasterThrawn

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Gryffindor

I felt compelled to start this because I was doing Tombs yesterday, and got a Gold Bow from a chest. Felt pretty good, because drops have been bad lately, and I need a good bow for my other char. Well our group dies, but I figure I'd identify the awesome gold bow I found. "Ebon Flat Bow of Pruning" - I was like what!!?? I've never heard of anything like this - now I can cause massive damage to plants.

A Guildie of mine found a Shadow Shield in FOW that a Death Magic +1/11% chance mod on it too. Weird

Francis Demeules

Francis Demeules

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Canada, Qc

[Holy]

Me/Mo

Same thing for a Fire Staff of Water Magic

Witchblade

Witchblade

Polar Bear Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

i saw a rare staff with 3 reqs on it last week, 3 different elements

Skuld

Skuld

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Thousend Tigers Apund Ur Head [Ttgr]

A/

my awesome death, curse, domination and earth staff

Alcazanar

Alcazanar

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

Cavalon (swe)

Desert Flame [DF]

W/N

or how about
this shield i found
really the f*cked up thing you ever seen

16 AL, req 11 tac
+1 fire magic 13%
+1 illusion magic 15%

so to use it properly you must be 3 classes
WTF?

DraZer

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Oct 2005

Mo/

Fire staff with
+1 blood magic 14%
+1 water magic 11%

Dwiggit

Dwiggit

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

Heroes Unlimited (HaCK)

R/Mo

I've had a few of these triple-requirements drops as well.

When they first drop, you get all excited!
Then..... (using ID kit)
What the .....?????
(Serious letdown ensues.)
(Now using Salvage kit.... hoping to extract a mod.)
8 Wood planks! Bah!

How about a petition to ANet to keep drops to a max of 2 requirements?

If you don't agree... please state why. I am curious to know if anyone has a real use for a triple-requirement item.

/signed
Dwig

Jeremy Untouchable

Jeremy Untouchable

Wow Stole my freetime

Join Date: Mar 2006

Arkansas

None

W/E

I picked up a gold tall sheild armor 16 req 9 tatics, with the mod of +1 casting of divine favor spells(chance 19%) i sold to the trader for 488 gold

Haggard

Haggard

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Urmston, Manchester, UK

Greener Pastures [DVDF]

W/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by jeremy untouchable
I picked up a gold tall sheild armor 16 req 9 tatics, with the mod of +1 casting of divine favor spells(chance 19%) i sold to the trader for 488 gold
Stance Boon Prot ftw!

rezabm

rezabm

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2006

Nightshift Resurrection

R/

3 words: Ogre Slaying Knife

Jeremy Untouchable

Jeremy Untouchable

Wow Stole my freetime

Join Date: Mar 2006

Arkansas

None

W/E

I should say i tryed to sell it for 2k for about 4 days before letting the merchant have it,

Jeremy Untouchable

Jeremy Untouchable

Wow Stole my freetime

Join Date: Mar 2006

Arkansas

None

W/E

stance boon prot i understand. whats ftw?

nirhan shadowmauler

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

potland,oregon

Through the eyes of the dragon [eyes]

E/W

i used to have a real nice req 9 tactics +1 to protection prayers shield. i sold it for 40 plat.

Jeremy Untouchable

Jeremy Untouchable

Wow Stole my freetime

Join Date: Mar 2006

Arkansas

None

W/E

yeah i thought it might be worth something, but didnt feel like spending hours trying to sell. lions arch sucks

VGJustice

VGJustice

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

Tyria, cappin' ur bosses

Boston Guild [BG]

R/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by jeremy untouchable
stance boon prot i understand. whats ftw?
ftw = For The Win!

zamorak

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2005

Swamp Club. Looked like a Giant Slayers hammer but with a different name found it on a Drednoughts run

Uzul

Uzul

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Arctic Tundra

Pints N Quarts [PsQs]

well, there is this staff wrapping - does nothing, just a staff wrapping - no effects on it at all. wish i didn't trash the 2 i had when space became an issue and i didn't have a storage account yet...

the lovely energy -1 item...
and of course all triple-req-staffs that went straight to the merchant.

Jeremy Untouchable

Jeremy Untouchable

Wow Stole my freetime

Join Date: Mar 2006

Arkansas

None

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by VGJustice
ftw = For The Win!
lol allways a new slang to keep up with

Faer

Faer

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Join Date: Feb 2006

I found an Idol the other day not far from Grendich Courthouse.

Code:
Idol
Energy +5
Energy -5
Now someone tell me how that is useful at all? I salvaged it almost instantly; couldn't stand to look at those evil stats any longer than a second or two...

It did look cool though

purebad

purebad

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2006

Kentucky

Du Vrangr Gatas [MAGE]

I had a axe drop in the northern shiverpeaks, it was a modest white, but what caught my eye was (REQ. 1)....I had never seen a req 1....

B Ephekt

B Ephekt

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Team Crystalline [TC]

Mo/

I saw a 20/20 "increases casting speed/reduces recharge of Soul Reaping Spells" staff once.

Loralai

Loralai

Purveyor of Useless Info

Join Date: Oct 2005

Perpetual Motion Squad [PMS]

Mo/

Barbed Hand Axe of Pruning....UW drop. Interestingly, I didn't think Plants bled.

Jeremy Untouchable

Jeremy Untouchable

Wow Stole my freetime

Join Date: Mar 2006

Arkansas

None

W/E

truely a noob freindly axe there

Jeremy Untouchable

Jeremy Untouchable

Wow Stole my freetime

Join Date: Mar 2006

Arkansas

None

W/E

had an gold fire axe of enchanting req 8 with a damage plus 13% energy minus 5 enchantments last 19% longer, used it on my supermonk untell a req 8 purple axe dropped. salvaged hoping for the enchanting mod, got steel

Scutilla

Scutilla

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Tyrian Explorers League

R/P

My favorite joke items to keep around:

*Ctrl+click*

"I'm wielding a Shocking Plasma Blade and a Flute."

dont feel no pain

dont feel no pain

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Uk,Wales

i found a deadly cesta

+12 energy (req 12 something lol)
+20 health
-20 health


O_O

Wrath Of Dragons

Wrath Of Dragons

Burninate Stuff

Join Date: Aug 2005

New Mexico

E/Mo

we should mke a rule----screenshots of the crazy item

lord of shadow

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

London

Currently looking

tuncheon
11-22 dark damage req 9 BLOOD MAGIC
15%improves skill recharge of DEATH MAGIC
15%improves casting time of CURSES

merchant ftw!

Contessa

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alcazanar
or how about
this shield i found
really the f*cked up thing you ever seen

16 AL, req 11 tac
+1 fire magic 13%
+1 illusion magic 15%

so to use it properly you must be 3 classes
WTF?
I actually came up with a use for this three-class item.

A Mes/Warrior could use this with arcane mimicry to steal an elite, fire magic skill. It could work for an Illusionary Weapon build where you double nuke with a fire elementalists on your team to weaken your opponent before you start whacking at them.

I think the funniest weapon I saw was a Great Foehammer of Pruning. It had a mod to extend bleeding, but hammers don't cause bleeding so you'll have to be creative to use this.

I once kept a collection of these weird weapons, but alas, had to make room for other weapons.

I saw many three-class weapons over at gwonline.net. There's a whole thread on weird weapons and even a contest. I've been pondering these three class weapons for months. They haunt my dreams at night while I try to find meaning to their existence.

MelechRic

MelechRic

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

RA

[ODIN]

N/Mo

Could it be that these three stat weapons are meant as a convenience? In the perfect case say you get something like this:

Raven Staff
Energy +12
Dark Damage 10-22 req 8 Curses
Halves Casting Time of Death Spells 10% Chance
Halves Casting Time of Blood Spells 10% Chance

Slap some cheap mods on the staff and you've got a decent lowbie staff. It's not great, but it will work well enough for most people early on. The only trouble is that it shouldn't be dropping in UW/FoW/SF. It should be found in chests out in the main map.

EDIT: I thought at some point ArenaNet made a fix to make weapon mods more realistic/appropriate to the weapon. Maybe this is a regression due to the recent spat of changes/updates.

Just Another Dude

Just Another Dude

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

I forget exactly... I beleve it was a Gold Butterfly Sword with Req 4 10-14 damage, with 10/9 sundering and some other mod... lowest req/damage gold ive ever seen i was dumb back then, shoulda held onto it, was interesting

KvanCetre

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

The Madison Scouts

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by B Ephekt
I saw a 20/20 "increases casting speed/reduces recharge of Soul Reaping Spells" staff once.
Theres a collector in Droks who has this staff I believe.
Yeah, they actually put it on a collector.

Maybe it'll be good in Factions?

lg5000

lg5000

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Australia



If I ever find a way that my monk can have 13 Air magic, I'll use it. Until then, it's sitting in my invent as the most interesting/useless item I've picked up.

96TSi

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Fort Worth

Clowns of Wrath[CoW]

W/R

my favorite one is a fairly common one from the cities of ascalon quest. we all know the -50 cesta but wtf is with the health on the other one...? lol

Mustache Mayhem

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

BEN

R/N

posted this one in another forum..

Jack Skellington

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Dec 2005

W/Mo

Here's Mine... I actually submitted a support case to NC Soft / ANet



Here's the responce:
Hello,
Thanks for contacting Guild Wars Support. The staff is likely fine and working as intended, just gives multiple professions good abilities by using the staff. If you wish you can send us a screenshot and we can look further into the details of the weapon for any unintended features of it. If you have any further questions or comments, feel free to contact us.

Regards,
The Guild Wars Support Team

------------------

This was like responce # 3 and I had already attached the screen shot and notified them that it was attached.

Mustache Mayhem

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

BEN

R/N

^^ gg you actually sent that in as a bug =]

Francis Crawford

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by B Ephekt
I saw a 20/20 "increases casting speed/reduces recharge of Soul Reaping Spells" staff once.
That's a collectors item.

Riceboi

Riceboi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Avaith Faer
I found an Idol the other day not far from Grendich Courthouse.

Code:
Idol
Energy +5
Energy -5
Now someone tell me how that is useful at all? I salvaged it almost instantly; couldn't stand to look at those evil stats any longer than a second or two...

It did look cool though

I think we have a winner here! LOL

Sirkaze

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

London/Uk

The Lost Saracens

E/Mo

Magmas Arm with 10-14 dmg no req thats my odd item that i have. :P