Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

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Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

Joined Jul 2005

Oct 5, 2006 at 3:46 PM • #681

Quote: Originally Posted by Juno Onuj

RA is fun

I've gotten into quite a few arguments lately with people who don't realize how bad sundering is. Oh well, cheaper Vampiric mods for the rest of us, then.

linh

Wilds Pathfinder

Mo/

Joined Jul 2005

Oct 5, 2006 at 3:51 PM • #682

Red : Funny guy
Green : some random guys.

M1h4iL

Jungle Guide

Joined Apr 2005

Oct 5, 2006 at 4:52 PM • #683

^Rofl

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

N/Me

Joined May 2006

Oct 5, 2006 at 8:27 PM • #684

So, I was doing my normal "I'll answer ANY question" routine, when I get a really stupid question.

You ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer. Nothing bannable about that.

The bad thing about it is that the person went directly to DND mode, so I couldn't warn her that it wouldn't do anything. (Since, of course, a minor joke about sex is worse than people spamming profanities.)

The worst thing is that the person was a regular poster on Guru.

You know who you are. Welcome to the internet.

[/rant]

EDIT: I tracked down the person's boards name, apparently that person was banned. So that feels good. Although if I do get banned, I'll just laugh.

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

Joined Jul 2006

Oct 5, 2006 at 9:44 PM • #685

That dude must be extremly anal about his lack of booty.

But that was a brilliant response to the question.

Karatta

Ascalonian Squire

Amazon Basin

W/N

Joined Oct 2006

Oct 5, 2006 at 10:59 PM • #686

Check this out.

Im a noob for being a year into this game and not knowing what pets go for, but this guy was a simpleton and couldnt avoid my "ubr m1nd [email protected] sk1llz"

(Unpictured first contact) " (HIM) WTS MINIPET! PST"

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

First time on the forums, and I wish I could afford photoshop, so dont bother pointing out my horrible copy-pastia skills.

DragonFeast

Academy Page

Hand of Dracul [HD]

Joined Jun 2006

Oct 5, 2006 at 11:39 PM • #687

Quote: Originally Posted by -Old 3FL-

came across this in yaks bend
i swear i almost fell of my seat in laughter

ROFLMAO i saw that guy in LA once

little mini dude

Frost Gate Guardian

Gameamp Guides

Joined May 2006

Oct 5, 2006 at 11:42 PM • #688

jade armor 10k? pfft

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Radicals Against Tyrants

Joined Sep 2005

Oct 5, 2006 at 11:44 PM • #689

Quote: Originally Posted by linhlh

Red : Funny guy
Green : some random guys.

LOL that was good.

fenix

Major-General Awesome

Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ????????????????&#

Joined Aug 2005

Oct 5, 2006 at 11:54 PM • #690

um...what? You asked a guy how much a minipet was so you could get the value of yours? You could've just checked these forums in the Price Check section.....

Unlucky Slayer

RAGE INCARNATE

Nerd Clan [NK]

Joined Apr 2006

Oct 6, 2006 at 12:06 AM • #691

I hate this thread merging system... Broke another thread. T_T

Aki Soyokaze

Lion's Arch Merchant

Joined Apr 2006

Oct 6, 2006 at 12:16 AM • #692

Quote: Originally Posted by -Old 3FL-

came across this in yaks bend
i swear i almost fell of my seat in laughter

Ran into the same guy as you I think.

Guess I didn't give him the right kind of attention.

Former Ruling

Grotto Attendant

Joined Oct 2005

Oct 6, 2006 at 12:21 AM • #693

Some back story first.

We go in to GvG (this is like..awhile ago, testing a build), and the opponent is a horrible rank (like one of those 2-3,000 ranked guilds).

Anyway, they are pressure, and they kill our monk a few times, but we take them back into their base and slowly start to work on them. We decent not to kill the Glord and DP them out.

We end up DP'ing all but 1 of their people. Then our party leader thinks it would be funny to mess with them alittle, and we ALL take our armor off and make a circle around their guild lord and let him Cyclone Axe as to death.

Then this happens:

We basically crapped our pants after that, and then they resigned as we rezzed.

Blind Rage

Krytan Explorer

Inyurface Gaming [IYF]

Joined Sep 2005

Oct 6, 2006 at 3:28 AM • #694

it would have been more hilarious if it was a rank 9 person.

Aki Soyokaze

Lion's Arch Merchant

Joined Apr 2006

Oct 7, 2006 at 8:05 AM • #695

45 year old guy with a gw girlfriend and he wants his guildies to call them Mom and Dad? o_O

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Crystal Mountain [CM]

Joined Apr 2006

Oct 7, 2006 at 11:09 AM • #696

thats just sad O_o

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Joined Jan 2006

Oct 7, 2006 at 3:18 PM • #697

Need party members for Titan quests? Try some incentive!

LordDeArnise

Krytan Explorer

The Elite Knights of Tarnia [PwnD]

Joined Jan 2006

Oct 7, 2006 at 4:00 PM • #698

Quote: Originally Posted by Aki Soyokaze

45 year old guy with a gw girlfriend and he wants his guildies to call them Mom and Dad? o_O Hmm, there's something you don't find very often in GW. Most older players who play MMO's tend to lean towards EQ.

Here's a chat log I came upon while getting a drink. May sound weird, but it still was a great laugh, and they were all joking in the end.

Killaya

Lion's Arch Merchant

Fabric of Existence [ohGr]

N/Mo

Joined Jul 2006

Oct 7, 2006 at 7:54 PM • #699

^ In Droks

The Big Comedown = me which is why I didn't block the name

^In Houze zu Heltz

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

N/Mo

Joined Jul 2006

Oct 7, 2006 at 8:57 PM • #700

I think this one is one of those "you have to be there" thing, but we found this hilarious. I have to leave a part of his name for the joke to be understood.

Story: A guildie and I needed Dragon's Lair. Problem, not all of us knew he was AFK so once we got a team, we had to wait for him. And while waiting, there was this warrior who kept inviting himself. Someone went "EWW" in team chat, and given I'm curious, I rush to him...

... Only to find the warrior, half-naked, dancing -well, rubbing his crotch- on our monk guildie.

This ensues.

We had to tell him off a few times before he moved on. I hate impatient people.