Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

Sab

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

19 Apr 2006 at 01:45 - 1

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These are little gems I come across every now and then, feel free to share yours!

LordDeArnise

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

California, USA

The Elite Knights of Tarnia [PwnD]

19 Apr 2006 at 02:18 - 2

Bunch of players with their heads between their legs.

Nkah Sennyt

Awaken from hiatus.

Join Date: Apr 2006

Riding the spiral.

No Fun Allowed [Vdya]

19 Apr 2006 at 02:39 - 3

It's only funny with his name, though... :/

Indian

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

[SWIM]/[HooD]/[RFE]

Me/

19 Apr 2006 at 02:58 - 4

Nkah Sennyt.. edit out names plz

he/she wasnt joking

1337haXXor

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

19 Apr 2006 at 03:06 - 5

no pic, but i had a funny conversation in droks back in the summer that ill never forget. It was Me, lets just say a guy named Joe, then a guy named walmrt greeter randomly popped up

Joe: I wish they would build a walmart in guild wars
Me: Why?
Joe: So that they would charge low and prices would drop
Walmart Greeter: Your wish is granted!

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

19 Apr 2006 at 05:36 - 6

.....

Do I have to say anything?

lishi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

19 Apr 2006 at 10:55 - 7

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guardian of the Light

.....

Do I have to say anything? yes

Anarion Silverhand

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2005

Denmark

None

19 Apr 2006 at 11:31 - 8

yea..

SziP

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

Me/

19 Apr 2006 at 16:56 - 9

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarion Silverhand

yea.. lol, there are some perverted minds out there.

Shaz Priest

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

CommonWealth

Mo/Me

19 Apr 2006 at 17:25 - 10

This was funny too..
Warrior in pre..

Haggard

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Urmston, Manchester, UK

Greener Pastures [DVDF]

W/Rt

19 Apr 2006 at 17:36 - 11

Don't worry they all agreed to let me show their names.. probably.
More on the way, just wading through my 800 odd shots.

This ones not so funny.. except for me and my bulging wallet.

Ionic

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

Organised Spam [OS]

19 Apr 2006 at 19:35 - 12

A friend gave me a link to the website, I had to block out the names to spare them the embarassment.

Contradiction ftw:

Gwmaster

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada/Quebec

19 Apr 2006 at 19:48 - 13

you guys remember when there was a glitch were u could attack ur teamates

not very funny but i like it lol

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

19 Apr 2006 at 19:51 - 14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ionic

A friend gave me a link to the website, I had to block out the names to spare them the embarassment.

Contradiction ftw:

LOL

first one is good.

Ionic

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

Organised Spam [OS]

19 Apr 2006 at 19:54 - 15

I have others but some have mild swearing in them, I'll post a few more later.

Haggard

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Urmston, Manchester, UK

Greener Pastures [DVDF]

W/Rt

19 Apr 2006 at 21:09 - 16

just block the 'mild swearing' like this:

End of FPE massacre ftw.

jonnybegood

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

huh?

The Final Exodus[FX]

19 Apr 2006 at 21:25 - 17

lol i dont even bother at stupid comments, let a lone the loal chat.

Vilaptca

Pre-Searing Vanquisher

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

19 Apr 2006 at 21:26 - 18

Just seen this in game...I wanted to join to find out what a Goth/Emo guild would be like...

Wrath Of Dragons

Burninate Stuff

Join Date: Aug 2005

New Mexico

E/Mo

19 Apr 2006 at 21:38 - 19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vilaptca

Just seen this in game...I wanted to join to find out what a Goth/Emo guild would be like... lots of saccer necros

Gwmaster

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada/Quebec

19 Apr 2006 at 21:55 - 20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wrath Of Dragons

lots of saccer necros True lol

db0y

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

Noobs 4 Lyfe

19 Apr 2006 at 22:10 - 21

zomg im a noob! no shield

TheLordOfBlah

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

California

None

Mo/N

19 Apr 2006 at 23:51 - 22

double damage cuz of no shield? what a tard.

Vilaptca

Pre-Searing Vanquisher

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

20 Apr 2006 at 00:37 - 23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wrath Of Dragons

lots of saccer necros Their favorite skill. Blood is Power. Because it has a slit wrist.

Being the Battery Necro in this guild is a so special that only the most worthy can play it. They regularly compete to see who really is the most worthy in the SYW (Slit Your Wrists) games. Winner is Battery Necro for a month.

SziP

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

Me/

20 Apr 2006 at 19:54 - 24

Maxiemonster

There is no spoon.

Join Date: Jun 2005

Netherlands

Mo/

20 Apr 2006 at 20:23 - 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wrath Of Dragons

lots of saccer necros Hahahahaha

Pettson

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

20 Apr 2006 at 20:36 - 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaz Priest

This was funny too..
Warrior in pre..

haha lmao, that was me ^_^ I wasnt serious though ;P

Cyan The Archer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark

20 Apr 2006 at 20:38 - 27

I dont have a screen, but i remember the exact words:

"LF 'not a nice word'" for mission msg me"
Msg from a random person: "Hi, i am your 'not a nice word!!!'" ...

It might not sound funny, but it was so funny on teamspeak ^^

Shaz Priest

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

CommonWealth

Mo/Me

20 Apr 2006 at 21:22 - 28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pettson

haha lmao, that was me ^_^ I wasnt serious though ;P ORLY?? Hahah i lmao at that time xD

ElGobblo

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

California

The Kingdom of Orr

Mo/Me

20 Apr 2006 at 23:29 - 29

I was Bot Fishing and this is what one of them said...

Akhilleus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

If it aint expensive, it aint worth buyin'.

Leading/Co-leading Bretheren Of Chaos [Dark]

W/Mo

20 Apr 2006 at 23:40 - 30

note that in the seccond SS i get the screenshot giving me permission to leave names in. in fact i talked with 2 of em for a while after, and they're on my flist.

but uh, when i got paired with this team i was unhappy at the fact that for 7 teams in a row i got 3 wars and 1 other non-monk char types, and that this team of 2 wars and 2 monks didnt look primising when the first group we fought had a monk, nec and 2 wars.
surprizingly we got up to 14 consecutive, eventually losing (after about 20 minutes) toa team with 2 monks and 2 warriors in TA.
we were all quite surprized that we went that far with no monks in RA.

we decided that it would be funny to play violins after each victory, to commemorate our fallen enemies. :P

sh4ft3d

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

Frank Ought To Monk [FotM]

21 Apr 2006 at 01:55 - 31

Akh, I feel so stupid saying this(and probably will lower my status of a war worth anything), but what skill is that elite?
NVM=Battle Rage. And I've even capped it... what is wrong with me?

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

21 Apr 2006 at 05:44 - 32

Hmmmmmmm

jetblacknewyear

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2006

R/E

21 Apr 2006 at 05:47 - 33

Quote:

Originally Posted by SziP

funny how you blacked out someone's name..but then when another player said it later, you left it

might wanna fix that.

EDIT

stupid chuck norris jokes. >.<

Draeco_Smash

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2005

Ottawa, Canada

GLEN

W/Me

21 Apr 2006 at 05:56 - 34

Common ppl, Chuck Norris wants to see more of himself in here....

SziP

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

Me/

21 Apr 2006 at 11:44 - 35

i know, i forgot to delete one .

Mr D J

Permanently Unbanned

Join Date: Jun 2005

21 Apr 2006 at 19:49 - 36

lol

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

22 Apr 2006 at 00:07 - 37

"INVITE ME I HAVE NEVER BEEN AND I JUST BEAT MY DOOBLER"

^ Lol.

TheLordOfBlah

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

California

None

Mo/N

22 Apr 2006 at 01:41 - 38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joker The Owner

lol HAHAH i was there for that one.

sph0nz

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

none.

22 Apr 2006 at 02:31 - 39

I was at the Desert with my Ranger waiting at Thirsty River. YTMND ftw

LuxuryGosu

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

Lion's Arch

Union of Zen

W/Mo

22 Apr 2006 at 04:03 - 40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ionic

A friend gave me a link to the website, I had to block out the names to spare them the embarassment.

Contradiction ftw:

the first ones edited