Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

TheOneAndOnlyX

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

The Last Sacrens

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Faustus The Eighth
I was at the Desert with my Ranger waiting at Thirsty River. YTMND ftw YTMND is the best.

chessyang

chessyang

Not far from Elite

Join Date: Apr 2006

Florida

W/



O M G......I had to post this.... (i didn't blank my self out "Loves desire")

sword skin = rich

Fey

Fey

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

sheffield

Arutha's Gatekeepers

E/Me

this is one of the funniest things iv ever seen someone say,sorry about the no pics
this happened when we were in HA and had a player who wasnt very good and we neded to kick him,check out the teamleaders way of saying goodbye :0
<team leader> (players name) do you know what shap italy is?
<player> no,what is it?
<team leader> It's a boot (kicks player out of team)

Lady Lozza

Lady Lozza

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

Oz

Angel Sharks

Me/N

lol Fey I think that one is common, I was with a group the other night that used that one on a useless bonder we had.

Indian

Indian

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

[SWIM]/[HooD]/[RFE]

Me/

Goomba

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

Yaks Benders

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fey
this is one of the funniest things iv ever seen someone say,sorry about the no pics
this happened when we were in HA and had a player who wasnt very good and we neded to kick him,check out the teamleaders way of saying goodbye :0
<team leader> (players name) do you know what shap italy is?
<player> no,what is it?
<team leader> It's a boot (kicks player out of team)
Rofl, never heard that one before XD

Haggard

Haggard

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Urmston, Manchester, UK

Greener Pastures [DVDF]

W/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by Claire Wolf
"INVITE ME I HAVE NEVER BEEN AND I JUST BEAT MY DOOBLER"

^ Lol. :O i saw that guy!

derek lukahn

derek lukahn

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

R/Mo

http://img192.imageshack.us/my.php?i...yspeech2lc.png

took this while doing a tomb run this rage quitting ranger start abusing our order necro by calling him a noob because he plays MM

Ermac

Ermac

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Finland

Hoggies fan [club]

N/

no pic because I was laughin to much in ha. xD

"Random Wa/Mo:LFG, I HAVE GOOD ARMOR AND WEAPONS! PM ME FOR VICTORY"

D'Arcangelo

D'Arcangelo

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

Me/



Sorry about the bad photoshop skills

Edit: oops, edited out a curse word.

captainccc

captainccc

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

East Coast =D

Various GvG Guilds...Always Moving

Mo/

http://img234.imageshack.us/my.php?i...nutslol5er.png

Lol, get ur peanuts....

Bone Jangle

Bone Jangle

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Border City Bandits [BCB]

I have a couple.
(The first one is something I said as a joke, and I got a couple of what appeared to be serious responses within seconds.)

Zeldawind

Zeldawind

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Netherlands

Wrong Target [CrAP]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ermac
no pic because I was laughin to much in ha. xD

"Random Wa/Mo:LFG, I HAVE GOOD ARMOR AND WEAPONS! PM ME FOR VICTORY" hehe ive seen that guy aswell:P and checked out his armor well it wasnt that good. No absorption armor part

TheLordOfBlah

TheLordOfBlah

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

California

None

Mo/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Faustus The Eighth
I was at the Desert with my Ranger waiting at Thirsty River. YTMND ftw Thats probably the funniest one ive seen.

Naxohs Seralna

Naxohs Seralna

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Norway

House of the Silver Phoenix (HSP)

E/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Faustus The Eighth
I was at the Desert with my Ranger waiting at Thirsty River. YTMND ftw YTMND FTW indeed.

Da Cebuano

Da Cebuano

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Virginia born in Cebu

Jelly Toast[jT]

W/

Mine has to be:

"WTB UNIDENTIFIED WARRIOR SUPER ABSORBTION RUNE!"

I pm'ed him to think about what he just said, he caught on after saveral minutes.

Another was when this guy wanted to buy my clean 15-22 req 9 fellblade.

"I'll trade you this perfect hammer for your fellblade(was kinda excited at this point, it was rams but wth), now where can I buy a 15>50 mod for this fellblade and how much do they go for?"

I could've bullshi tted at this point so I could get the hammer, but I just couldn't do it, I told him you can't buy a 15>50 mod and its inherent, then he declined to buy the fell funny thing is that these guys actually have their 15k armors at this point.

other notable mentions:

"WTB 15>50 un'id weapons"
"WTS xxx item for ___overcharge__ ; WTB xxx item for ___really low ball__" in same message
"Newbie looking for guild! must have teamspeak, hall, cool capes, in the top 100 guild and lots of active member! pm me!" - yeah, you'll get tons of invites
"where do you get FOW armor?" - I pm'ed someone to tell them its in UW, I'm not the only one.

chessyang

chessyang

Not far from Elite

Join Date: Apr 2006

Florida

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Cebuano
"where do you get FOW armor?" - I pm'ed someone to tell them its in UW, I'm not the only one. that's mean..... hehehe

You can add

xxxxx:Can you help me get to the UW? --> And i'm running them to LA or TOA for tips

kito

kito

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

W/Mo

For some reason I cant use the picture posting things, but yesterday at ToA this really cracked me up:

Player: free scamming whisper me!!!!!!!!!!!( i scam only weapons value more then 40k)

I was literally rolling on the floor laughing

Sagaris

Sagaris

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Netherlands.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Cebuano
Mine has to be:

"WTB UNIDENTIFIED WARRIOR SUPER ABSORBTION RUNE!"

I pm'ed him to think about what he just said, he caught on after saveral minutes.
I don't get it .

Selerious

Selerious

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Sunshine Coast, Australia

Veneratio Tutela

R/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagaris
I don't get it . it reads SUPER absorption.

Bale_Shadowscar

Bale_Shadowscar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

New Dragons [NDR]

Or that he wanted to buy an UNIDENTIFIED Superior absorption rune? Surely you must identify it to know what it is?

lama_lord36

lama_lord36

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

belgium

Order of the Exiles [bann]

P/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bale_Shadowscar
Or that he wanted to buy an UNIDENTIFIED Superior absorption rune? Surely you must identify it to know what it is? You can't know for 100% that an un id'ed warrior rune wil be a sup aborsption only a sup vigor got an unique skin

SziP

SziP

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

Me/

yup. that was in ascalon. It was pretty funny. didnt quit we made him stay and he did.

Pettson

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Faustus The Eighth
I was at the Desert with my Ranger waiting at Thirsty River. YTMND ftw rofl, that may also be me^^ because i remember saying that once;P hmm, is the name of the guy "Evil Santa" ? ^^

Sagaris

Sagaris

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Netherlands.

Quote:
Originally Posted by lama_lord36
You can't know for 100% that an un id'ed warrior rune wil be a sup aborsption only a sup vigor got an unique skin Oh ok, I thought every rune had a different symbol/skin. Thanks!

Indian

Indian

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

[SWIM]/[HooD]/[RFE]

Me/

few more

linh

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Mo/

Ha ha, I also saw that guild members spam in many places about that. Paying to join a guild and to be officer is funny.

Nanaki Roren

Nanaki Roren

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2006

New Zealand

WTNF

Mo/Me

Sorry, no screen shot, but this was the conversation:

Warrior loads into RA about 10 seconds before the match and the first thing they say is:

"Hey nubs. Beta not lose thisa nd listn to what i say or else. well win k"

Lol, I thought it was hilarious

Nanaki Roren

Nanaki Roren

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2006

New Zealand

WTNF

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by linhlh
Ha ha, I also saw that guild members spam in many places about that. Paying to join a guild and to be officer is funny. That's when you pay as an officer, then promote everyone to officer and leave Well, if you want to be a jerk anyway...

SziP

SziP

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

Me/

Pharoke

Pharoke

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

Washington THE State(Not DC)

W/Mo

DIdn't get a ss of it but there was a guy spamming for joining his guild and another player said:
"Guild of Spamming Spammers now recruiting" he pm'd a few of us and said it was a joke but the other guy stopped spamming guild info

Sab

Sab

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Time for a bump, keep 'em coming.

Aki Soyokaze

Aki Soyokaze

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Vancouver



Reminds me of 'RvB Real life vs. Internet: Meeting new people; Internet.'

Blind Rage

Blind Rage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

New Zealand

Inyurface Gaming [IYF]

lol that was in grotto, some random goth person, who kept yelling out happy hour! and when i joined the party someone was spamming some emo band lyrics, then i said, " you guys are RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing faggots" and i got kicked...


Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

Background, im on my monk Mistress Yichi and was helping some friends through Eternal Grove. Some guy asked why i didnt have a pet since i was trying out a monk/ranger build.

Lady Lozza

Lady Lozza

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

Oz

Angel Sharks

Me/N

lol Mistress that is a classic... Now if Anet would only give us whips...