Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

karunpav

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

28 Jun 2006 at 14:36 - 161

I was going to say something... but then the timer ran out and we got sent back to RA.

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

28 Jun 2006 at 15:08 - 162

Quote:

Originally Posted by karunpav

I was going to say something... but then the timer ran out and we got sent back to RA. That's about the same thing as this one guy once who called me a "reterd". At least learn to spell your insults before you use them...

Ray

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Denmark

28 Jun 2006 at 18:05 - 163

Quote:

Originally Posted by karunpav

I was going to say something... but then the timer ran out and we got sent back to RA. Danish for; Stupid noobs.

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

28 Jun 2006 at 18:09 - 164

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray

Danish for; Stupid noobs. Well, that does make a bit more sense then.

-LiamB

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

28 Jun 2006 at 18:23 - 165

'Ooh, ooh! Lemme join your party, I'm a 2 Man UW Echo SS Nec and I love it when things arn't fair

'

P.S: I play Echo SS and 55 Monk, and I think it is 50/50 between the work and therefore, like most people do, share 50/50 with my teammate.

-LiamB

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

28 Jun 2006 at 19:47 - 166

Quote:

Originally Posted by -LiamB

'Ooh, ooh! Lemme join your party, I'm a 2 Man UW Echo SS Nec and I love it when things arn't fair

'

P.S: I play Echo SS and 55 Monk, and I think it is 50/50 between the work and therefore, like most people do, share 50/50 with my teammate.

-LiamB Haha, thats pretty sad actually. I remember once going into UW with my SS necro with some random monk. He demanded me to give him the two ectos that dropped for me, even though he already had about three that dropped for him. This ended with an "omg noob" from the monk, then he left.

Ultra Peepi

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Kaizen Order

E/Me

28 Jun 2006 at 20:14 - 167

lol we beat Fort Aspenwood the Luxon side with 18% Gods Vengeance

Da Immortal King

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

R/Mo

28 Jun 2006 at 23:58 - 168

just me being random with my inactive guild

he always forgets to say gg in team chat

p.s. night breed is not his full name.

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]

29 Jun 2006 at 01:13 - 169

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

That's about the same thing as this one guy once who called me a "reterd". At least learn to spell your insults before you use them... "Fagit" tops them all.

Ention

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sitting on a throne in the mansion of torment.

D/Mo

29 Jun 2006 at 01:49 - 170

Quote:

Originally Posted by -LiamB

'Ooh, ooh! Lemme join your party, I'm a 2 Man UW Echo SS Nec and I love it when things arn't fair

'

P.S: I play Echo SS and 55 Monk, and I think it is 50/50 between the work and therefore, like most people do, share 50/50 with my teammate.

-LiamB I hate it when people do that... it reminds me of how pompous people are. I have played both SS necro and a variation of 55hp, and I agree they are same.

Former Ruling

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Oct 2005

Cedartown, Georgia

29 Jun 2006 at 02:04 - 171

-LiamB, ZOMG You showed your build, thats against the posting screenshots secret unwritten rules, its too Leet for any of us to see.

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]

29 Jun 2006 at 03:49 - 172

That makes me want to pull my hair out. How can someone steal your build when plenty of people are already using it. Think about it, how many characters are there in the game? How many skills? Do the math and get over yourselves

[/rant]

Hidden in the Mist

Banned

Join Date: May 2006

29 Jun 2006 at 04:05 - 173

Sarcasm meter failed?

Storm Crow

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

With Vanatiel by the Lion's Arch Lighthouse, waiting for the storm with which we are accoustomed

Children of the Order [CoO] -True Heroes Fight to Keep the Balance-

29 Jun 2006 at 04:41 - 174

^ indefinately

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

29 Jun 2006 at 04:48 - 175

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vahn Roi

"Fagit" tops them all. rofl yes it does

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

29 Jun 2006 at 14:36 - 176

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Old 3FL-

i dunno if this is funny
but i saw a bunch of guys in a guild called

[SS]
with names;
We Love Germans
Germany Rocks
World War Four

made me a bit upset I actually have a picture of one of them. I'll post it tonight.

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

30 Jun 2006 at 11:47 - 177

This was taken in that Dragon PvP arena! The elem was soo dumb!

megalomaniac_mutant

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

End of the Universe

My guild name not know you must.

30 Jun 2006 at 15:10 - 178

This was kinda funny....everyone started saying bad things about them Luxons, went on for minutes....this is the funniest part tho.

[img=http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/5109/gw1334vf.th.jpg]

"Torcher them!"
"Luxons molest turtles"
"Hit them with Meteors! Very Painful"

The one Casey Squid

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Northeast

Knights Of Thulcandra [KoT]

W/E

01 Jul 2006 at 05:36 - 179

DragonFeast

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

My basement.

Hand of Dracul [HD]

01 Jul 2006 at 15:29 - 180

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claire Wolf

"INVITE ME I HAVE NEVER BEEN AND I JUST BEAT MY DOOBLER"

^ Lol.

omg... that sounds like he just beat his.... eww.

Ention

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sitting on a throne in the mansion of torment.

D/Mo

01 Jul 2006 at 17:52 - 181

Quote:

Originally Posted by megalomaniac_mutant

The one Casey Squid

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Northeast

Knights Of Thulcandra [KoT]

W/E

01 Jul 2006 at 20:11 - 182

Sadly thats the most mature part. It then escalated to everyone in shing jea (myselfself excluded) Yelling "POOT" and "*farts*" and talking about each others mothers.

Phenixfire

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Malice Dedication Ambition [MAD]

Mo/

01 Jul 2006 at 20:22 - 183

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray

Danish for; Stupid noobs.
ehm, as a matter of fact, its GERMAN for 'stupid noobs'

Ermac

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Finland

Hoggies fan [club]

01 Jul 2006 at 20:43 - 184

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phenixfire

ehm, as a matter of fact, its GERMAN for 'stupid noobs'

err...its true that dumme means the same thing in danish and german.....but you cant say "dumme noobs" in german....not to more than 1 person.
so yeah..its danish.

Phenixfire

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Malice Dedication Ambition [MAD]

Mo/

01 Jul 2006 at 20:57 - 185

m8, i am german, i know it

"dummE noobS" means stupid noobs, it is more players who are noobs then
"dummER noob" would mean only a single person would be a noob

but didnt know its the same in danish ... another thing learned :P

UnbiasedGamer

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

Augusta, GA

01 Jul 2006 at 23:28 - 186

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/365...erswaaahfr.jpg

maybe I should make one

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

02 Jul 2006 at 00:05 - 187

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnbiasedGamer

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/365...erswaaahfr.jpg

maybe I should make one This is definitely not the only idiot to whine about touch rangers. I don't have a screenshot, but here is what I recall from a conversation today when I was testing a build in RA.

Me: Watch out, there's a touch ranger on the other team.
Palinoob: WTF touchers sux i hate them
Me: Know the counter to a toucher?
Palinoob: (in public chat) LOL only noobz and perverts play touchers I pwn them (dies by touch ranger)

I really wish they would replace the Paladin with something decent like a Shock Warrior...

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

02 Jul 2006 at 00:19 - 188

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Christie

This was taken in that Dragon PvP arena! The elem was soo dumb!

"Hackers!"
"oh, ur on my team"

LOL!!! Wow. Just wow.

tripplesix

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

02 Jul 2006 at 00:27 - 189

random stuff from alliance battles.

Sam I Are

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Club of a Thousand Pandas [LOD???]

A/N

02 Jul 2006 at 03:59 - 190

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cjlr

Dragon's Lair, yesterday:

PL Guy is our party leader. Another Guy is some other guy. (The) Bot Guy is the bot.

After it's spiel, it put up some prompts (to hear the website again, press 1, to hear the names again, press 2) and pretty much everybody spammed it. So I didn't catch those. And that's what PL Guy is referring to when he says, "awww =/ no more screwing with the bot". LMFAO
dude i have seen that guy like 5 times. when i see him he's talking about 9/11 too and telling people to research on google lmfao
i thought it was a joke but then he kept doing it.... then i knew he was serious lol

Ermac

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Finland

Hoggies fan [club]

02 Jul 2006 at 07:02 - 191

oh yeah ive seen that guy in Droknars Forge too. xDDD

Saix The Spartan

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

02 Jul 2006 at 14:04 - 192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naxohs Seralna

YTMND FTW indeed.

ROFL LMAO

Saix The Spartan

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

02 Jul 2006 at 14:34 - 193

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Old 3FL-

i dunno if this is funny
but i saw a bunch of guys in a guild called

[SS]
with names;
We Love Germans
Germany Rocks
World War Four

made me a bit upset What happend to WW3??

Blind Rage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

New Zealand

Inyurface Gaming [IYF]

02 Jul 2006 at 17:29 - 194

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

04 Jul 2006 at 07:08 - 195

Wow.

Need I say more.

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

04 Jul 2006 at 12:07 - 196

Christie, it's a pretty good lesson. After you pay and realize, then you probably will be cautious enough to not get scammed anymore xD

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

04 Jul 2006 at 13:43 - 197

^made me lol

Kaguya

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Moon

Mo/

04 Jul 2006 at 14:12 - 198

Lando Griffen

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

04 Jul 2006 at 14:20 - 199

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fey

this is one of the funniest things iv ever seen someone say,sorry about the no pics

this happened when we were in HA and had a player who wasnt very good and we neded to kick him,check out the teamleaders way of saying goodbye :0
<team leader> (players name) do you know what shap italy is?
<player> no,what is it?
<team leader> It's a boot (kicks player out of team)

One of my guildies does that. Except last time it was more like this:
guildie: what is the shape of italy
player: I'm Italian...
guildie: */kick*
<me> : Don't worry, he's retarded...

To be fair, this guy did deserve to be kicked. Maybe he just didn't understand what we were saying, but he wasn't what he said he was.

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

04 Jul 2006 at 17:12 - 200

Heres one thats really good