Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

shadow39365

shadow39365

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

England

Angels Symphonys [AnSy]

i was in HA quite a while ago, me and some guys made a bit of a joke build, although it turned out pretty powerful...well anyway heres the funny stuff, read what number 4 says, (not me) im Call Me Mr Migraine btw. We were running a fast cast rodgorts spike.

Ention

Ention

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sitting on a throne in the mansion of torment.

D/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Christie
Wow.



Need I say more. ROFL! Now that one takes the cake!

bringer di morte

bringer di morte

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

My house

The True Oni [Oni]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lando Griffen
One of my guildies does that. Except last time it was more like this:
guildie: what is the shape of italy
player: I'm Italian...
guildie: */kick*
<me> : Don't worry, he's retarded...

To be fair, this guy did deserve to be kicked. Maybe he just didn't understand what we were saying, but he wasn't what he said he was. Was this on a...THK to Copperhammer or something to Copperhammer? And you kicked out a monk? I'm just wondering.

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

Who remembers Funtime @ToA?

Lando Griffen

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by bringer di morte
Was this on a...THK to Copperhammer or something to Copperhammer? And you kicked out a monk? I'm just wondering. No, it was in Hall of Heroes (not even sure what the guy was). I don't think anyone would kick a monk from THK

The one Casey Squid

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Northeast

Knights Of Thulcandra [KoT]

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen Christie
Wow.



Need I say more. Best post ever!

moko

moko

??uo??o??

Join Date: May 2006

Monks are scammers! some wammo in Zin Ku said it when me and my friend came back from UW (i have permission to show his name :P) oh, and sorry for the quality, paint messed up, or lets say, i messed paint up. btw, me = monk, friend = necro

Black = Guildies that were having a talk
Red = Wammo



again, black = guildies and red = wammo



Blue = random ritualist that was on our side
the dark/dirty whatever green is someone else i didnt recognize until i edited it out
Yellow is a random person
Light Green is a random person as well
Black are guildies as above



Pink = random noob that didnt get the point and felt like insulting me for defending monks (she or he was a monk as well >_>)
Orange is another random person
Red is wammo that left the outpost with 2 monks to do the counts daughter quest, or w/e
and just realized i didnt edit him out o.o green is another random person



't was pretty funny. before he spammed the outpost for a few mins because he needed a team for meeting with the emperor and didnt read all where people explained him that he doesnt need a team. then he came back, stealing a joke that me and my partner made (running the quest for 5k). then we asked him what elite he had, obviously it was not HH (yeah, whatever:P) nono, it was Auspicious Party, when we tried to explain him that that elite doesnt exist he started calling me a noob and the whole thing started as shown above :P (would have taken screenshots but the log was too long so my comp didnt show it anymore ;()

Zin Ku ftw!

EDIT:

apparently he came back to the outpost and flamed my friend while i was afk posting this lol. too bad i missed all ;(

M1h4iL

M1h4iL

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Perth, Australia

^Typical wammo, if he doesnt need monks, he shouldnt have it as his secondary either.

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

Best ragequit ever!

Turbo Wombat

Turbo Wombat

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

Centeral Texas

Heros of Titans Realm

Me/

How not to sell anything...

linh

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Mo/

Maybe I would buy to understand what he is selling

makosi

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Turbo Wombat
How not to sell anything...

I understand and sympathize that some people have reading and/or writing difficulties but most of that sentence could have been copied from the axe's description. That disturbs me.

The one Casey Squid

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Northeast

Knights Of Thulcandra [KoT]

W/E

Req 13??? Ta Is Hiyor Tan Yoor Nooby Req 8!

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Turbo Wombat
How not to sell anything...

Yeah, mine wasnt that bad, but yours... WHOA! Anyone else think remedial kindergarden's a good idea for this guy? LOL

linh

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Mo/

I think you should censor that guy name, Rebirther.

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

Yeah, just like scammers, o we'll have no idea who to watch out for... lol

The one Casey Squid

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Northeast

Knights Of Thulcandra [KoT]

W/E

This gave me a chuckle

Ention

Ention

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sitting on a throne in the mansion of torment.

D/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Turbo Wombat
How not to sell anything...

wow... when I first saw that I honestly though it was in another language. But now I see that whoever is selling it has a few issues...

August August

August August

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

USA

Rt/


What a Bargian!

-Old 3FL-

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

W/

^ /agree

Mister O

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2006



scammer probably

Blind Rage

Blind Rage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

New Zealand

Inyurface Gaming [IYF]

not everyone who has a mental retardation is a scammer ^

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blind Rage
not everyone who has a mental retardation is a scammer ^ No, some are mighty warriors of Ascalon, who get this helmet

Goats17

Goats17

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

House Zu Heltzer, laughing at them.

The [GEAR] Trick

N/Me

Ha! Nice find. Where to craft? Is it a drop?

Claire Wolf

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

A/




What can I say.

-LiamB

-LiamB

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Claire Wolf



What can I say.
That second W looks photoshoped....But I have poor eyes




-LiamB

Ganik Thress

Ganik Thress

Banned

Join Date: Apr 2006

Xen of Onslaught [XoO]

W/E

You can make that W by doing \/\/ with the slashes.

Vermilion

Vermilion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

NY


Red - New guildie.
Light blue, dark blue - random guildies
green - Guild leader
***Yellow - my friend/guildie***


He accidently pressed enter.. I don't think anyone even knew what he said anyway. If you don't get it, you're better off.

It should read, "Welcome to the guild, have yourself a nice day and gtfo or I will kill you."
Again, wasn't meant to be read.

Claire Wolf

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by -LiamB
That second W looks photoshoped....But I have poor eyes




-LiamB No, the second W was \/\/. But, I did have to splice the screenies together since some random noob was spamming "OMG LOLOLOLOL" in local chat. Thats why the ground looks odd.

-LiamB

-LiamB

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Claire Wolf
No, the second W was \/\/. But, I did have to splice the screenies together since some random noob was spamming "OMG LOLOLOLOL" in local chat. Thats why the ground looks odd. I stand corrected

P.S: How do you guys make that Blur effect to just the peoples names? Thx in advace.



-LiamB

Harvey Birdman

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006


White = random people
Blue = Guy #1
Red = Guy #2

Eh, I laughed when it happened.

Cyan The Archer

Cyan The Archer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark

R/

A new and cheap way of getting drunk?

moko

moko

??uo??o??

Join Date: May 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyan The Archer
A new and cheap way of getting drunk?
where is the joke.....? :S

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006


Here---------------------------------------^--------------------^

reverse_oreo

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Scars Meadows [SmS] Officer (not recruiting)

Rofl i found these to be quite funny, GOOD TIMES

Illidan Coldage

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gorebrex

Here---------------------------------------^--------------------^ I still don't get it >.>

Sagaris

Sagaris

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Netherlands.

Quote:
Originally Posted by reverse_oreo
Rofl i found these to be quite funny, GOOD TIMES Number 2 is funny, but I don't get number 4 though.

reverse_oreo

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Scars Meadows [SmS] Officer (not recruiting)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagaris
Number 2 is funny, but I don't get number 4 though. #4 was taken in id1 of ascalon city. that is where ebayers go to pick up money. he aparently ordered some and was spamming to get it

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Illidan Coldage
I still don't get it >.> /starts pulling out hair
Ill give you a hint
SELLING WINE MAKES YOU DRUNK
If you still dont get it, I cant help.

Goats17

Goats17

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

House Zu Heltzer, laughing at them.

The [GEAR] Trick

N/Me

There are so many things wrong with #3 Oreo. Still, I lol'd.