Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

-Old 3FL-

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

W/

i dunno if this is funny
but i saw a bunch of guys in a guild called

[SS]
with names;
We Love Germans
Germany Rocks
World War Four

made me a bit upset

Sagaris

Sagaris

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Netherlands.

The combination of that guild tag and that last name doesn't make me happy either.

-Old 3FL-

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

W/

precisely :/
i saw them about a week ago
havent seen them since
thank goodness
how stupid can 3 ppl be?
unless they thought they were cool?
/rolleyes

Queenie

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Not exactly "funny" matriel but anyhoo...I was at ToA once..blah blah blah, yah T-T

Pic


fb2000

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

well, it was funny to me

Divine Powerz presents to u: A monks day in RA

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

Quote:
Originally Posted by fb2000
well, it was funny to me

Divine Powerz presents to u: A monks day in RA You should see the comments you get for playing a smiter...

Raging Pacifist

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

The Ocean Machines

W/

I think it was proven a little while ago that cleave + excutioner's + penetrating has a higer dps than Eviserate + executioner's + penetrating.

>_>

art_

art_

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Raging Pacifist
I think it was proven a little while ago that cleave + excutioner's + penetrating has a higer dps than Eviserate + executioner's + penetrating.

>_> Eviscerate has a scarier adrenaline spike. So you fail.

.neuronster.

.neuronster.

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

My house.

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Goats17
"Luxons are hippies"

That might have been me, was it in Cavalon? Yes. That was Cavalon! Haha. xD

Avarre

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

Evisc spikes, cleave has higher dps

.neuronster.

.neuronster.

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

My house.

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by -Old 3FL-
i dunno if this is funny
but i saw a bunch of guys in a guild called

[SS]
with names;
We Love Germans
Germany Rocks
World War Four

made me a bit upset
That kinda grinds my gears since I really like Germany and can speak German. Its bad enough that people still think all Germans are Nazis and with a guild like that, they're proving them "right".

fb2000

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

btw the guy that asks "are you mm" " k, ill tank" was a wammo
same one with the "fuk" "rez me quik" below :>

Claire Wolf

Claire Wolf

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Zephyr Of Tyria [tZoT]

A/

Goats17

Goats17

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

House Zu Heltzer, laughing at them.

The [GEAR] Trick

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by -Old 3FL-
i dunno if this is funny
but i saw a bunch of guys in a guild called

[SS]
with names;
We Love Germans
Germany Rocks
World War Four

made me a bit upset That made my angry. If I ever see htese people, I'll report them. My grandpa almost died fighting in WW2. I hate the german's who think like Hitler did, and having a guild tag like that tells me that you think like that.

Ention

Ention

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sitting on a throne in the mansion of torment.

D/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Goats17
That made my angry. If I ever see htese people, I'll report them. My grandpa almost died fighting in WW2. I hate the german's who think like Hitler did, and having a guild tag like that tells me that you think like that. amen man....there's no excuse for things like that. I too will report them if I see them.

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

Quote:
Originally Posted by Goats17
That made my angry. If I ever see htese people, I'll report them. My grandpa almost died fighting in WW2. I hate the german's who think like Hitler did, and having a guild tag like that tells me that you think like that. Hang arround in district 1 of Great Temple of Balthazar, Lion's Arch, Kaineng Center, or Droknar's forge and they will come. In about a minute or so, if you go on during peak hours. Damn pathetic, if you ask me, but they do exist in large numbers and they are very vocal about their illogic. And yes, I too report their sorry asses.

Then again, if there were no idiots in the world, we couldn't consider ourselves smart. There, that's the only positive spin I can figure out for this.

.neuronster.

.neuronster.

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

My house.

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

E/Mo

Some n00b, some people, a new buddy of mine and me:



The convo dragged on from there. But this is the part that makes the most sense. xD

.neuronster.

.neuronster.

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

My house.

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

Then again, if there were no idiots in the world, we couldn't consider ourselves smart. There, that's the only positive spin I can figure out for this. That's exactly how I look at it. So, I whole-heartedly agree.

God Apprentice

God Apprentice

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

Mo/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Claire Wolf
LOL!!!!

God Apprentice

God Apprentice

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

Mo/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cjlr
Dragon's Lair, yesterday:

PL Guy is our party leader. Another Guy is some other guy. (The) Bot Guy is the bot.

After it's spiel, it put up some prompts (to hear the website again, press 1, to hear the names again, press 2) and pretty much everybody spammed it. So I didn't catch those. And that's what PL Guy is referring to when he says, "awww =/ no more screwing with the bot". OMG I saw a similar bot at Granite once he was talking about this same thing and said if we didnt believe him watch some video that has Charlie Sheen debating on this very subject

germy

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2006

a new trend for 2ndary professions? Wammo spamming across all classes?
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...myp/gw0401.jpg

Broken Guild wars? 2 spears =I won that mission with just us 2 & hench
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/germyp/gw045.jpg

Not that funny, but just what happened with a recent update, look @ skill then targeting bar.
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/germyp/gw055.jpg

You'll only get this if you've played diablo
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/germyp/gw071.jpg

EndoftheSyringe

EndoftheSyringe

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

Apathetic Eaters of Babies

W/Mo

Maybe that spear bug is pretty common?



I thought it was funny ;p



(love the SoJ joke, btw)

LordDeArnise

LordDeArnise

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

California, USA

The Elite Knights of Tarnia [PwnD]

I don't know about the spear thing, but someone seeking a SoJ group must've been in a completely different universe.

ubermancer

ubermancer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

******************* Refuge From Exile [RFE]

Quote:
Originally Posted by LordDeArnise
I don't know about the spear thing, but someone seeking a SoJ group must've been in a completely different universe.
Especially seeing as where that screenshot was taken - right outside where you cap Shield of Judgement.

Quote:
Originally Posted by .neuronster.
That kinda grinds my gears since I really like Germany and can speak German. Its bad enough that people still think all Germans are Nazis and with a guild like that, they're proving them "right". Check the tag... [SS]

germy

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2006

if you look in the SoJ picture, it says someone saying 'WTS SoJ' You'd have to play diablo 2 online to get it. There was a very valuable, & handy ring, named "The Stone of Jordan" Everyone called it SoJ. It was so sought after & needed that it almost was almost always used as a monetary value. Kind of like a ecto in GW. So, just him saying WTS SoJ, was funny, if you played battle net

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

Well my guildie wanted to have fun and noob asked questions about owning a town.

lambda the great

lambda the great

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

here

Almost a Guild

W/N

Err, well here's this... had a problem with the cloning machine I left the names because there all fun made chars.. Nothin stupid just kinda funny

Sai of Winter

Sai of Winter

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

[ale]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by lambda the great
Err, well here's this... had a problem with the cloning machine I left the name because there all fun made chars.. Nothin stupid just kinda funny
Hahahaha! That seem so random xD

Silent Elvin Ranger

Silent Elvin Ranger

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Ontario, Canada

Those who play Heros Ascent alot will get these.

"LF NON-NOOB IWAY!!!!!"

and

"LFG FOR MISSION AND BONUS, IM INFUSED HAVE ASCENDED AND BEATIN GLINT! HAVE L.A ARMOR!!" <---thats fairly funny, considering we were in Heros Ascent...Sumthing even more disturbing was, as u may have guessed, a WAMMO.

"Invincible warrior with healing touch and mending LF a rank 11 group" there is so much wrong with that i wont even start/finish/go into details. I will mention tho that he wasnt ranked and was lvl 17. This was also in Heros Ascent.

Hot Dead

Hot Dead

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005


I was gonna say something, but I was beat to it.

Rent

Rent

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Darkness Within

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by ubermancer
Check the tag... [SS] My guild tag is [SS]. Should I change it just because it reminds some people of someone who lived sixty years ago?

eVeRt

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Netherlands

N/

Too bad I forgot to make a screenshot, but:

Funny guy: LF a wammo, I'll pet him, groom him and echo his mending.
Me: lol
Funny guy: [^.^]

The funny guy said it differently, but unfortunately I forgot.

Afterimage

Afterimage

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2006

after death

in town after, looking for a monk and running after eachover

Hot Dead

Hot Dead

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005



I cant believe she was in a group.....

xbloodragex

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by .neuronster.
Some n00b, some people, a new buddy of mine and me:



The convo dragged on from there. But this is the part that makes the most sense. xD thats the funnyest shit i have ever read yo