Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]


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^ /fail

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*edit* Guild War in LA.



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lol Kusandaa I was there too, I was your guys tank .

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Had to post those two little chat shots before going to bed. I was doing FoW with our alliance (of which Mango is part) and Jeff, who we love to tease.





EDIIT: EEK I knew I had forgotten someone =_=. My apologies Dead Dude x.x'.

Swampgirl Inez

Swampgirl Inez

"I love reading trash!"

Join Date: May 2005

Home Again

I was idling in Bergen Hot Springs this weekend and decided to turn on local chat. It started out as an amusing convo, then a noob showed up. So I got two for the price of one.

Inez = me
Blue = amusing person
Purple/Pink = another amusing person
Green = noob
Orange = random person




I missed a few lines, but it was mostly the same "wanting to go to underworld to farm ectos" spam

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

So I was in LA spamming for stuff I wanted to buy/sell, and this dude offers me a Victo's Maul, a str. Exalted Aegis and 190g for my req9 eternal bow...



He PMed me again later: "ur not gonna sell that bow lol". Despite he had told me ont to PM him again... haha.

Tarja

Tarja

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Canada

Using a touch pad to blank names out is annoying >_<
Black = guildies
Green = team mates in Dragon Arena
Red = Opponent

Sanctum Cay


Iron Mines - A guildie had been getting comments and a few people were looking at his armor...


Infusion Run


LA- We forgot about the Gain Olias quest being taken...


Dragon Arena - Our group fought this assasin four times at least. Every time we won xD He was a good sport about it though

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

Yeah, this tombs group...I can't describe it....It's pretty long so here it is in thumbnail form.


We then made another group and this ranger had R/Me, so Xander asked him to change to /Mo for a hard res. He didn't seem to understand that Res Sig wasn't a hard res. He said he wasn't going to "jump through hoops" to be in our group.

I pwnd U

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

lol Bit Me! uhhh i think the guy meant Bite. lol funny stuff mango!

Ares Moonlight

Ares Moonlight

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Belgium

R/N

I didn't get a screen but it was in this mornings fow trip:

Player-Lol Noobs(He went in without any clothes)
Me:Because you put "lol" in every phrase we are noobs
Player:Lol,I dont do that

Silent Elvin Ranger

Silent Elvin Ranger

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Ontario, Canada



This is why I don't keep local chat on .
He was just sitting there, spamming it in LA dis 1.
I got bored so i put it here.
Its really not that funny, just the randomness makes me wonder what this guy was on.
Enjoy
~Silent

mrmango

mrmango

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Southern California

Charter Vanguard [CV]

Me/Rt

XD Ownage right there.

xiaotsu

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

Doomlore Shrine

Just Us Gamers [JUGs]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Silent Elvin Ranger


This is why I don't keep local chat on .
He was just sitting there, spamming it in LA dis 1.
I got bored so i put it here.
Its really not that funny, just the randomness makes me wonder what this guy was on.
Enjoy
~Silent All the cool 10 year olds say that once they learn the F word. I know, I was there once. Lol

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

I was in a very slow Tombs group - our orders was barely doing orders, only BRed the monk once, kept BRing me (I was MM, and with my build I'm enterily independant... except body-wise, in case which I need decent damagers) and putting death nova on all my minions and the pets. A ranger had PMed me during the run asking me WTF the orders was doing, while the monk and I chatted in GC most of the time about the sucky orders. He barely used OoV/OoP and it was far from being max, which really didn't help... then he accuses me of being new and not doing what I was supposed to do. GG for noobs who tell others they are.

-.-

-.-

Banned

Join Date: Oct 2006

Might want to edit out the name on the last line...

Tarja

Tarja

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Canada

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kusandaa

Sounds painful :/ I just started getting into Tombs and learning how to do Orders, and I could probably do it better than him xD
Oh well... doesn't sound as bad as when I last went in as an MM, and our monk decided to go bonding and bond/heal our pets instead of us *pulls out hair*

Craero

Craero

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

N/

I'm always amazed at how people can screw the simplest of builds by "Improving" them or not thinking for more than 3 seconds. Running an orders Necro is one of the easiest builds I've ever known. You can run a self supporting orders with 2 skills.

TomD22

TomD22

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

We need a vent funniness thread

I heard a classic one with a HA pug tonight: relic run map, we tell our boa assassin to go spike their (very overextended) runner. What does he do? Shadow prisons to the guy's pet (it was a thumper) and spikes it out. I asked him what on earth he was doing on vent.....he honestly told us he thought it was better to spike the guy's pet to stop him using skills, than just kill him. I couldn't believe my ears.

Craero

Craero

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

N/

One mistell later...


Future note to self: Do not push a direction button before typing.

I Write Sins

I Write Sins

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2006

Ft Irwin, California

Webel Wising [wawr]

Mo/

theres alotta uber funny chat stuff on www.bash.org

Ray

Ray

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Denmark



Oh and a classic one.

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

It's Ogre-Slaying!

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

you have been playing for 17 hours...
go! i got echo mending lol.
gg master

billy brute

billy brute

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

England

Omg Leyla, leave Cheese alone it 'aint his fault ;p

Da Cebuano

Da Cebuano

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Virginia born in Cebu

Jelly Toast[jT]

W/

Got bored, saw someone selling a zealous dagger tang for 3.9k, I pmed him to sell to me for 3k, he said 3.5k, I dunno where I took the convo from there.

TheLordOfBlah

TheLordOfBlah

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

California

None

Mo/N

this guy was a jackass... the leader never kicked him and got mad at me for making the group disband... i hate idiots.

MMSDome

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLordOfBlah
this guy was a jackass... the leader never kicked him and got mad at me for making the group disband... i hate idiots. saying he ebayed his fow doesnt make it really funny... i cant stand when people say that.

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLordOfBlah
this guy was a jackass... the leader never kicked him and got mad at me for making the group disband... i hate idiots. Yeah I agree. You even threatened to report him! Tsk, tsk.

pochoWICKED

pochoWICKED

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2007

[GoA]

Mo/

..... You Tell me



lol

TheLordOfBlah

TheLordOfBlah

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

California

None

Mo/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryant Again
Yeah I agree. You even threatened to report him! Tsk, tsk. Uh... what? Read it again, it said HE was going to report ME. I dont believe anyone who acts like that has skill enough to earn FoW armor either...

My equipped skills are Martyr!
My equipped skills are Martyr!
My equipped skills are Martyr!
My equipped skills are Martyr!

Come on.......

Almighty Burritos

Almighty Burritos

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2006

My guild hall, where I scavenge for mice and berries

Grenths Rejects [GR] (leader)

Mo/

How to stop a scammer in his tracks, as shown by yours truly. Scammer-dude is the red blur.

onerabbit

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

I was Chest running, and got a chaos axe, but died
so this guy said he'd pick it up for me..i was dead so wat more could i do, ive been chest running with him a few times before.. and this is what happend

Nyya_Arie

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Nov 2006

Order of Ascension

E/D

Quote:
Originally Posted by jrk247
It's Ogre-Slaying!

lol.... That was me. I got it as a drop at the end of a Tombs run with some guildies; it was late and we thought it was funny. It does have a little value as a collector's item, but it's such a silly weapon. The funniest part was that I actually had people PM'ing me thinking I was serious and saying stuff like, "Dude, it's not worth anywhere near that much!!!!" So I decided to change tactics and asked to trade it for a Greased Lightning.

Craero

Craero

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

N/

Who says domain of anguish can't be fun?

BerryRacer

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

This happened a long time ago, just never got a chance to post it. This is in random arena (as always).
But anyway what happens is our team wins, the guy/girl goes all over the top like and rage quits. Then next match...what do you know there he/she is again!
Enjoy!
P.S Sorry about the lack of any decent editing program, can never get 20/20 to work >.>

Eroth

Eroth

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2006

ummm no

Modified Soul Society [SOUL]

A/R

I found these little friends throughout my gaming history of GW. I didn't now about this link and I've only been posting them on my guild site.

anyway enjoy lol





1.) was in my GH at our Monthly Guild Party. It was after you can show pets in the hall.
2.)was my buddy's first time in RA. I laughed so hard at him.
3.)was in Shing Jea Temple
4.)was in TOA with some one trying to be twins.
5.)My old guild leader (best in the world) said that everytime somthing about emos came up.
6.)That was in Pre-Searing last year. lol that guy was such a noob war.
7.)and the last one was in The Balth Temple. I laughed so hard at the trade chat. the other stuff was sorta funny so it's there too.

Craero

Craero

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

N/

Did someone forget to actually look at this guys staff when they said how much it was worth?

Tyrian Runner

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2006

Kentucky

A/Me

i cant help but pick on guidlies