Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

Ahhh minipets..
Its amazing how gullible Shing Jea district 6 is...



Someone tried to buy my paragon.


Names left in with permish.

The Last Anthem

The Last Anthem

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2006

my guildhall.

Mo/

that second one is great mango ^^

Swampgirl Inez

Swampgirl Inez

"I love reading trash!"

Join Date: May 2005

Home Again

Please stay on topic if you wish to discuss something. This is not the place to "chat".

Also, check out the Revised Screenshot Rules

milkflopance

milkflopance

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2006

England

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]



Franco Power

Franco Power

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2006

UK

W/

Nice... Was that in Shing Jea?

Eli Scrubs

Eli Scrubs

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

http://img295.imageshack.us/my.php?i...entinesmy9.jpg

a card i gave to a girl in game

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

If god diddn't make random idiots, I would have nothing to do. xD


Dead_Metal_Zero

Dead_Metal_Zero

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

Biscuit of Dewm [MEEP]

W/

Red= Spammaster
Green= Sarcastic onlooker
Yellow= Helpful guy

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Names left with permission.



7/8 FoW guild group - we're always dissing each other, and this time it backfired =P. Pretty much like everytime actually.


Good ol' 1v1.

ryanryanryan0310

ryanryanryan0310

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Scars Meadows [SMS]

icedragon981

icedragon981

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

At my computer

Teh Nine [lll]

N/

Happened in Alliance chat not too long ago:

I found it funny.

Gmiles

Gmiles

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2006

England

The Jade Pheonix [Jade] leader

Rt/Mo

lol this ones great

Tarja

Tarja

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Canada

Well.. it all started off with a monk in TA... Our leader Ella (guildie) went to kick him, but ended up leaving the party. The rest of us decided to play along.. until I got to leadership position. =D Names left in with permission
Reznor= Guildie
Ella = Guilie
Blotted out person = monk
Nightshade/ Kel = me

onerabbit

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]



did she really read the guild chat? :S

Ray

Ray

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Denmark

Quote:
Originally Posted by onerabbit


did she really read the guild chat? :S No she didn't.

Franco Power

Franco Power

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2006

UK

W/

Yes, Gaile gray reads every guild chat in the world, in fact, she reads things so fast, she got nominated for 2008 World Fastest reader Guild Wars.

Lawnmower

Lawnmower

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

W/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Franco Power
Yes, Gaile gray reads every guild chat in the world, in fact, she reads things so fast, she got nominated for 2008 World Fastest reader Guild Wars.
are you serious? i havent read this anywhere.

Franco Power

Franco Power

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2006

UK

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lawnmower
are you serious? i havent read this anywhere. ...

Sarcasm detector 10k buy k k ?

Torikae

Torikae

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2006

UK

Rt/

I’ve been saving up again
(Names left in Guild Chat with permission)














(When did Iron Horse Mines become so exciting?)




(God bless the PUG :P)
















(This may have been the wrong time to walk in on this conversation...)

Also, thought this was an amusing match:


And lastly, some Guild Chat:

(Tally is me )


After Myona charmed herself a Black Moa:


And after Caleb (my housemate) had some spider issues.


Phew... there were more than I remembered

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

Jeff finally traded his bow to Gaile.

GedLongbow

GedLongbow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2006

A pinapple under the Jade Sea

R/Mo


Funny phrases when I was mesmerized by the Lunar fortunes....FEAR THE ALMIGHTY BANJO

Rent

Rent

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Darkness Within

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by mojave mango juice
Someone tried to buy my paragon.


Names left in with permish. Oh wow, someone quoted me. I finally got my Kirin btw

Oh and

MMSDome

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005




i laughed at this for about 5 seconds



this was in pre searing...

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]



I thought it would be funny to try and sell a mini Jeff. And after the 3rd spam I got a whisper, lol. He wasn't joking either he really wanted to buy a mini Jeff Highwind.

GedLongbow

GedLongbow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2006

A pinapple under the Jade Sea

R/Mo

I started a bunch of people turning into Elves and well....Gaile joined us!

P.S. YAY I MET MANGO AND JEFF! We even danced. They're da bombs.


P.P.S I ALSO know you, Dead Dude


Now I'm happy, I know the sweetest guys on Guru.

jecht2

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

Heroes of Spell and Sword

E/R

I saw this last night when the event first started. It occurred in dist 4 of the euro server.

MMSDome

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by jecht2
I saw this last night when the event first started. It occurred in dist 4 of the euro server.

did a chef actually say that, thats nuts

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

Well, i think i win.

Im jeffhigh wind (lol), and nero is jeff, of course. mango, jeff, the dead dude, and (as well as some of mango's alliance) were chilling in shining jea.

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

The truth hurts.

Tarja

Tarja

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Canada

During the Pig Event in SHing Jea....

holababe

holababe

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2006

Goon Squad [LLJK]

Mo/

During the event, when the Celestial Pig arrived

some guy

some guy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE

We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]

Weird stuff in grotto:

Total Rogue

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

California

Team Love [kiSu]

W/

Some guy was cyber-harassing my guild leader today, and I couldn't get into the district to harass back, so PMing was my resort.

Guildies names left in with permission.

Knight Of Cydonia

Knight Of Cydonia

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

United States Of America

Farmers Union [CASH]

N/

lmao @ total

psss its a dude...

screw you

knoll

knoll

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

Washington State.

[ToA]

W/



So after Racthoh Killed the Griffion by attacking through SS w/ frenzy, we go on and on in guild chat, and it ends up with this....

Racthoh

Racthoh

Did I hear 7 heroes?

Join Date: May 2005

Scars Meadows [SMS], Guild Leader (Not Recruiting)

I didn't think it would be so hard for you to heal one level 28 forest griffon NPC when normally I have to heal THREE of them on the way back from that quest. I attacked through SS *twice* then used Healing Signet (since the sig heals for 107 and SS triggering 3 times would be 111 damage so no big deal) when there was nothing else around me. Even if it WAS near me, 11 damage to a level 28 NPC, lern2monk. And maybe if you tried to EVENTUALLY save it with a RoF instead of a GoH WE COULD'VE STILL BEEN FOWING INSTEAD OF ME RAGING ON GURU.

Everything that was said in the pages of chat log were 100% justified.



PS: Me > You Knoll.

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

All names are from guildies, and they accepted that their names don't be blurred out.

Alright, heres the story. We were doing a guild FoW run. Kris (Racthoh) was playing warrior, Knoll was playing monk. We were doing the griffon quest. The griffon had about 1/4th of its health left. Racthoh was right beside it attacking while he had SS on. Me and Racthoh were pinging like mad, but Knoll was just staring at his computer screen with his finger in his nose. Griffon died, edrama ever since. Heres some of it:



knoll

knoll

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

Washington State.

[ToA]

W/



He came to his senses....

[DE]

[DE]

Hugs and Kisses

Join Date: Oct 2005

Scars Meadows

I think that was sarcasm Knoll.

Racthoh

Racthoh

Did I hear 7 heroes?

Join Date: May 2005

Scars Meadows [SMS], Guild Leader (Not Recruiting)

I think that my name is spelled wrong...