Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

Total Rogue

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

California

Team Love [kiSu]

W/

that's pretty funny actually ^^

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Legendary Ultimatum
rofl, That was me, sorry Jeff I did it in on purpose , I just wanted to see how long until you've posted it on here ^_^, don't take it personal hehe, and no I am not retarded like that O_O. ...Is everyone out in Guru out to own me?! Mango just pulled off that same trick an hour ago.

Edit: Is there a way I can get a mod to edit my user title to "Effectively owned by Guru Populous?"

Sirix Leai

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

mass grave in my GH

Team Asshat[Hat] coleader

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind
...Is everyone out in Guru out to own me?! Mango just pulled off that same trick an hour ago.

Edit: Is there a way I can get a mod to edit my user title to "Effectively owned by Guru Populous?" Hahaha...she even announced it over AC

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

Hah I don't care, It's all in good fun and nothing was lost/no one was (physically) hurt.

Geishe

Geishe

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

The Agonized

Rt/Mo



Theres a reason why this game is 13+ >.>

Crystal Titan

Crystal Titan

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2007

Healing Hands VS Blindig surge!

fb_7

fb_7

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006




I missed some of the chat cuz i was in a hurry when I took the screenshots
Summary, me and a friend(blue boxes) decide to get a run to dunes of despair from augury rock, one wammo(red boxes) joins with Dunkoro and Olias. He refuses to kick them and insists that he will pay for them. Runner (Black boxes) leaves outpost, Wammo starts talking to himself and brags about having 41 mil and works for anet. When we zone into vulture drifts, his dunkoro dies, and he runs all the way to the south east and zones to Arid sea to "rez my healer". We zone back into vulture drifts, wammo follows runner and apparently was touching all the teleport switches in the wrong order. Total run time from Augury rock to Dunes of despair was about 30minutes...

linh

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Mo/

Lol, I can't resist to post it because it is so funny. Saw it on another website and edited name :



Red = noob.

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

Lol vamp weapon. It's idiotic because it tells you -1 health degen and you can't read, lmao at that noob.


Angry noobs are the worst kind of people in any kind of game, but they are also the funniest.

kimahri

kimahri

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

Defenders of the Blackblade [DotB]

E/



I talked to the person and he didn't want his name blurred

McMullen

McMullen

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/W


Clicky the thumbnail.

Los Hectorlos

Los Hectorlos

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

o.o

Redemption With Revenge [RwR]

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crystal Titan
Healing Hands VS Blindig surge!
Rofl, I want his build!

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by McMullen

Clicky the thumbnail. Shiro's got the holiday blues.

Star Alfur

Star Alfur

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

WoW. :3

PM if you need me.

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by jrk247


I'm not a zombie... Fap ... D:

Saw this earlier today ... a friend frustrated with his dog. >_>

I pwnd U

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

lol The dog one is awesome!

chessyang

chessyang

Not far from Elite

Join Date: Apr 2006

Florida

W/

yes another Chat fliter but this time a name??




*Mods* you can remove this next one. i think it's borderline.... have to check the rules.. sorry. plz no ban
Man oh man! During an AB game before the start.

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

^Best. Screenshot. Ever. The second one is so ftw.

RPGmaniac

RPGmaniac

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by linh
Lol, I can't resist to post it because it is so funny. Saw it on another website and edited name :



Red = noob. Lol, I remember seeing that on another site too. Was it talkingtonoobs.com?

Keeping with that, here's another one from that site.

God Apprentice

God Apprentice

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

Mo/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by chessyang
yes another Chat fliter but this time a name??




*Mods* you can remove this next one. i think it's borderline.... have to check the rules.. sorry. plz no ban
Man oh man! During an AB game before the start.


Haha the first one I know who that is, that's one of my ex guildies

Amity and Truth

Amity and Truth

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2006

W/N



Here are your five minutes of fame, Wa/Mo.

Diddy bow

Diddy bow

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

Jawsome!!!!!!!!!!!

looking for one :p

A/D

I hax the hero battles XD

Naliah Alexis

Naliah Alexis

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

England

[Kweh]

R/Mo



Dont ask All I do is laugh

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

infinity paradox

infinity paradox

Banned

Join Date: Oct 2006

Iowa

Pantheon Of Shadows [dei]

Those were the days...

Craero

Craero

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

N/

Spending more than 5 minutes looking at chat in ToA can cause brain damage.

Princess Blades

Princess Blades

Kind Of A Big Deal

Join Date: Sep 2006

New Hampshire

Morituri Nolumus Mori [Mori]

E/A

I was in Seitung Harbor earlier and this came up.

Osi Ri S

Osi Ri S

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

Trinity of the Ascended [ToA]

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Princess Blades
I was in Seitung Harbor earlier and this came up.

wow i litterally LOL'd when i read that, poor guy is gonna be SOO confused

Princess Blades

Princess Blades

Kind Of A Big Deal

Join Date: Sep 2006

New Hampshire

Morituri Nolumus Mori [Mori]

E/A

i thought it was great cause the person never asked again if that's what it meant

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

Some of the people in early factions are just weird...

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006





Joe the Devourer, btw:




And so I went to school today and came back and read the chat from when I was gone and saw this:

I think Jeff Highwind had something to do with it.

All the names shown had permish yada yada

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

I honestly have no flipping clue who would stalk you. o_O;

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

Probably me like i did to u jeff... j/k.

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

We seem to be quite the celebrities eh Mango?

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

What are you talking about Jeff? Jeff Lowwind is the celeb...

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

Lol jeff, remember my char nmed "jeffhigh wind" ? lol.

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

All y'all are just fakers. Feel free to bask in the shining glory of my aura as these kurzick babes have:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...Wars/gw493.jpg

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

lol, kurzick girls are all natural...

Dead_Metal_Zero

Dead_Metal_Zero

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

Biscuit of Dewm [MEEP]

W/

I swear, I must have an "Aura of Sanity" or something. I rarely see anything like what I see here....

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

Dead dude and me talk about the perks of Female Ninja vs Female Pirate.