Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

The one Casey Squid

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Northeast

Knights Of Thulcandra [KoT]

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Familliar Realm
Lol, http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/7447/gw288mj8.jpg
Diablo two ftw!

jrk247

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

WTF...

Crystal Of Winter

Crystal Of Winter

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

London, UK

Mo/W

The people are pre-searing are slowly losing their minds....

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6474/lolooao6.png

and as I post this the person is still at it lol

Sirix Leai

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

mass grave in my GH

Team Asshat[Hat] coleader

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by mojave mango juice









So yeah...only took you 20 minutes to notice I said your name. And been posting chat logs on Guru and didnt warn me eh? Leave it to a random mention of "Mango" while talking to Alex(different Alex from Mangos Alex aka Burritos for any who care) in FoW and a pug to say "that name sounds familiar" to lead me here, lol. Youve got our permission to unblur our names btw, since we seem to have already ended up in quite a few, and Im pretty sure rest of night crew wont mind either. Anywho, my minimal contribution of the moment...more to come.



RTSFirebat

RTSFirebat

The Humanoid Typhoon

Join Date: May 2005

UK

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

R/

New rules have been added to the first page of this thread, and stickied at the top of the forum. They are posted below also becuase lots of people don't look at the first post...

RTSFirebat

RTSFirebat

The Humanoid Typhoon

Join Date: May 2005

UK

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

R/

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  • Tark Alkerk

    Tark Alkerk

    Krytan Explorer

    Join Date: Dec 2005

    In a Black Hole

    less

    E/

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Taala


    Saw that months ago. Thought it was funny to see guilds with those names going against each other. heh
    that guild battle was funny
    Lazy was my guild once upon a time
    i can't remeber whever we one or lost...

    Dzus

    Dzus

    Frost Gate Guardian

    Join Date: Jan 2006

    Order of Corrupted Souls [OoCS]

    W/



    Not a whole lot of funny going on recently, .9% of Elona left to explore for 100%

    Juno Onuj

    Wilds Pathfinder

    Join Date: Feb 2006

    Colorado

    I Believe You But My Tommy Gun [Dont]

    Mo/

    /RA

    RTSFirebat

    RTSFirebat

    The Humanoid Typhoon

    Join Date: May 2005

    UK

    Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

    R/

    Ok now this is plain weird... all this NPC has to say.... is his own name lol



    Ok I get the idea your name is Farmer Orjok... good for you

    Taala

    Taala

    Krytan Explorer

    Join Date: Nov 2006

    Speaking of NPC dialogues:



    Spot two mistakes in this picture.

    Traveller

    Traveller

    Wilds Pathfinder

    Join Date: Jul 2005

    Finland

    League of Extraordinary Explorers [LOST] (my one man guild)

    Me/

    Apparently, our standards for finding new recruits are set too high...



    I think they were genuinely baffled to find out all guilds don't just hand out random invites. Plus, the red guy kinda lost me with that last comment.

    Dzus

    Dzus

    Frost Gate Guardian

    Join Date: Jan 2006

    Order of Corrupted Souls [OoCS]

    W/

    He's standing right there, and she can't spell Merkhet?

    Some wife.

    Mesmer in Need

    Mesmer in Need

    Forge Runner

    Join Date: Mar 2006

    [ToA]

    Merkhet is Merhkets brother duh....

    GedLongbow

    GedLongbow

    Lion's Arch Merchant

    Join Date: Oct 2006

    A pinapple under the Jade Sea

    R/Mo

    Or maybe Merkhet is Mehket's cousins wife's aunt's 2nd cousin's ex-wives son's truant officer's wife's distant relative's grandma's house-painter's wife's son's principal's fiance's ex-girlfriend's mom's cousin's friend's dad, huh?

    jrk247

    jrk247

    Desert Nomad

    Join Date: Mar 2006

    Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

    Grotto goodness. (As far as names, Jeff and Mango don't mind )

    Dzus

    Dzus

    Frost Gate Guardian

    Join Date: Jan 2006

    Order of Corrupted Souls [OoCS]

    W/

    That Jeff has a dirty mouth.

    I'm not allowed in Grotto again, ho noes!

    And I found a new use for farmers!

    Jeff Highwind

    Jeff Highwind

    Forge Runner

    Join Date: Jul 2006

    Grenth's Rejects [GR]

    R/Mo

    Haha yea, anytime I am not farming I spend my time messing with the market.

    Tark Alkerk

    Tark Alkerk

    Krytan Explorer

    Join Date: Dec 2005

    In a Black Hole

    less

    E/

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by RTSFirebat
    Ok now this is plain weird... all this NPC has to say.... is his own name lol



    Ok I get the idea your name is Farmer Orjok... good for you i think this one is great,
    i have a image of a country bumpkin saying his name over and over again.
    GG anet

    nomak

    nomak

    Wilds Pathfinder

    Join Date: Jul 2006

    Beacon's Perch

    D/


    hehe..

    Franco Power

    Franco Power

    Jungle Guide

    Join Date: Dec 2006

    UK

    W/

    Can i have the Ele ign

    j/k hehe

    spyke136

    spyke136

    Wilds Pathfinder

    Join Date: Aug 2006

    W/



    lol sorry had to leave part of the guys name in there. like 3 minutes ago in ToA. haha.

    jrk247

    jrk247

    Desert Nomad

    Join Date: Mar 2006

    Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

    Dual Solo...I'm confused.

    RTSFirebat

    RTSFirebat

    The Humanoid Typhoon

    Join Date: May 2005

    UK

    Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

    R/

    Tired to tell him there is no such thing as a Yellow or Yello weapon, its gold.

    Also corrected his spelling.

    But he continue to spam this for over 15 mins... needeless to say people kept laughing

    jrk247

    jrk247

    Desert Nomad

    Join Date: Mar 2006

    Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

    WTF is wea pron?

    Ray

    Ray

    Wilds Pathfinder

    Join Date: Aug 2005

    Denmark

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jrk247
    WTF is wea pron? A weapon.
    Welcome to Guild Wars.

    leeky baby

    leeky baby

    Desert Nomad

    Join Date: Nov 2005

    Surrey University

    Starting to play again... need a guild

    W/E

    ROFL at Rays avatar :P

    mojave mango juice

    Jungle Guide

    Join Date: Aug 2006

    I did some ABs with Jeff today


    At one of the Ascalon missions.


    Jeff Highwind

    Jeff Highwind

    Forge Runner

    Join Date: Jul 2006

    Grenth's Rejects [GR]

    R/Mo

    AB CHAT TIME!!1
    First Piece; Never make fun of a Sephiroth, they take it QUITE PERSONALLY:


    And I seem to be quite the popular person nowadays...




    One afternoon I was playing AB when suddenly the world exploded!




    The one Casey Squid

    Wilds Pathfinder

    Join Date: Aug 2005

    The Northeast

    Knights Of Thulcandra [KoT]

    W/E

    I saw you for a split second while I was farming Uwihi outside the lair of the forgotten. You did a /roar then I zoned :P

    Dzus

    Dzus

    Frost Gate Guardian

    Join Date: Jan 2006

    Order of Corrupted Souls [OoCS]

    W/

    Omg It's Jeff Highwind!

    Mesmer in Need

    Mesmer in Need

    Forge Runner

    Join Date: Mar 2006

    [ToA]

    Ive seen both you and elemental cotton before. its wierd seeing a guru person in the game. Ive tried looking for witte was, but he never seems to be on...

    I pwnd U

    I pwnd U

    God of Spammers

    Join Date: Oct 2005

    in the middle of a burning cornfield...

    Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

    My brother and I did a ToPK run or runs with Jeff before and a couple other from Guru. That was good times.

    LightningHell

    LightningHell

    (????????????)???

    Join Date: Aug 2005

    Hong Kong

    Guildless

    Mo/

    I had a convo once that went like:

    Person in guild: oh my god
    Person in guild: is it true?
    Person in guild: crest, are you a REAL guru mod?
    Me: Yes...so?
    Person in guild: OMGOMGOMG
    Person in guild: I WANT AN AUTOGRAPH

    or something like that.

    I'll post it up later on.

    (Jeff, you get recognition. I get peace. ^_~)

    (It's pretty handy when you're also living in +8, so you can't get on on conventional times.)

    mojave mango juice

    Jungle Guide

    Join Date: Aug 2006

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind
    And I seem to be quite the popular person nowadays...

    ~*~*~

    EDIT: For Wilhelm:
    Hehe.

    Wilhelm

    Wilhelm

    Krytan Explorer

    Join Date: Jul 2006

    Canada eh

    looking for mature, luxon pvx guild

    Mo/

    I do beleive I returned from a short afk period to find a certain person staring at me. *looks at mango*

    Edit: For Mango

    lol, I was just looking for a picture of our first and only meeting

    jrk247

    jrk247

    Desert Nomad

    Join Date: Mar 2006

    Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind
    And I seem to be quite the popular person nowadays... OMG it's Jeff Highwind! You're awesome! ...just remember I'm the pimp.

    Fallen Hunter

    Fallen Hunter

    I Saw That

    Join Date: Mar 2006

    The bushes

    D/R



    Some random guy in Jennur's Horde. I'm not sure if he did it deliberately or not

    onerabbit

    onerabbit

    Grotto Attendant

    Join Date: Mar 2006

    Thanks to all the guru [mods]



    Felt quite sorry in the end..couldnt say it was a joke as he went offline

    GedLongbow

    GedLongbow

    Lion's Arch Merchant

    Join Date: Oct 2006

    A pinapple under the Jade Sea

    R/Mo

    Everyone found this hilarious...until we died Never use a mm named "Ecto Man" in an ecto-dropping area