Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

GedLongbow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2006

A pinapple under the Jade Sea

R/Mo

25 Jan 2007 at 16:37 - 1561

Franco Power

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2006

25 Jan 2007 at 19:20 - 1562

dude 1 faction owns, I wish my guild only had 1 faction lol

Sam I Are

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Club of a Thousand Pandas [LOD???]

A/N

25 Jan 2007 at 22:06 - 1563

Quote:

Originally Posted by GedLongbow

lol sex pistols FTW!

chessyang

Not far from Elite

Join Date: Apr 2006

Florida

26 Jan 2007 at 02:03 - 1564

ok i was looking for a "Capping" group in AB. Guess i'll have to settel for a "Certified Public Account" group instead

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

26 Jan 2007 at 07:48 - 1565

Thats...pretty sad.

jrk247

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Twenty Gold For Mountain Troll [Tusk]

26 Jan 2007 at 08:49 - 1566

Alliance talking about food sword and then someone in Grotto talking about the wintergreen sword...

This one is just really funny imo, this guy goes to Grotto and spams this joke about noobs and guildwiki and then he talks about how guildwiki describes Grotto.

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

26 Jan 2007 at 09:57 - 1567

Quote:

Originally Posted by chessyang

ok i was looking for a "Capping" group in AB. Guess i'll have to settel for a "Certified Public Account" group instead

For a second i thought that was Jeff Highwind

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

26 Jan 2007 at 13:37 - 1568

Quote:

Originally Posted by chessyang

ok i was looking for a "Capping" group in AB. Guess i'll have to settel for a "Certified Public Account" group instead

^ The reason why AB's suck these days. They don't know how to play it... >_<

RTSFirebat

The Humanoid Typhoon

Join Date: May 2005

Servants of Fortuna [SoF]

26 Jan 2007 at 14:08 - 1569

Quote:

Originally Posted by chessyang

ok i was looking for a "Capping" group in AB. Guess i'll have to settel for a "Certified Public Account" group instead

Yes because the real objective of AB is to run about mindlessly getting the odd 1 or 2 points from kills, while the other team caps all the points.

gg

Diddy bow

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

Jawsome!!!!!!!!!!!

looking for one :p

A/D

26 Jan 2007 at 15:31 - 1570

Quote:

Originally Posted by chessyang

ok i was looking for a "Capping" group in AB. Guess i'll have to settel for a "Certified Public Account" group instead

He deosnt know you can take cap sigs to ab an cap from other players like da wammos do

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

26 Jan 2007 at 16:13 - 1571

Quote:

Originally Posted by RTSFirebat

Yes because the real objective of AB is to run about mindlessly getting the odd 1 or 2 points from kills, while the other team caps all the points.

gg

I know! Thats what i tell everyone but NO ONE LISTENS TO ME!! They sit there and go cap points. Im like WTF KILL PEOPLE WIMPS!

lol that is great though... what noobs...

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

26 Jan 2007 at 17:15 - 1572

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Old 3FL-

For a second i thought that was Jeff Highwind

Yea I am so badass people try to copy my character style. Too bad cool looking noobs are still noobs.

Perynne

Site Contributor

Join Date: Oct 2006

Finland

Runners of the Rose [RR]

26 Jan 2007 at 20:00 - 1573

Somehow he didn't get much love from people....

A typical day in FoW:

I apologize to all the James Bond actors out there. ^^;

Oh yeah, and I've always wondered what those random invites are about. One day, I decided to just click accept to someone who hadn't said a word to me, just spammed me to get invited into my party:

I was playing a pretty young monk healer at the time.

Spoke only when spoken to and staying quiet the rest of the time like a good little "noob". Ended up running him to Serenity Temple and dumping him there.

Franco Power

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2006

26 Jan 2007 at 20:50 - 1574

rofl at the last one Perynne,

Ray

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Denmark

26 Jan 2007 at 23:02 - 1575

Issac

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Earthrealm

W/A

27 Jan 2007 at 00:31 - 1576

Dang -250 from final thrust lol.

majeh456

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

27 Jan 2007 at 02:19 - 1577

Ya know, I don't think my final thrust has ever actually doubled itself, despite having the target at <50% health....

Craero

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

27 Jan 2007 at 03:27 - 1578

Monks gone bad.

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

27 Jan 2007 at 03:33 - 1579

Sorry Craero but why are you using a Crenellated Sword and Iridescent Aegis on a necro?

Dzus

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2006

Order of Corrupted Souls [OoCS]

27 Jan 2007 at 03:38 - 1580

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind

Sorry Craero but why are you using a Crenellated Sword and Iridescent Aegis on a necro? I thought that was funnier than the chat.

Pwnd by a guineapig

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2007

In your imagination.

knights who say Ni Ni [KWSN]

27 Jan 2007 at 04:16 - 1581

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sab

Some more.

Ahahahahaha I love that assasin joke...

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

27 Jan 2007 at 06:20 - 1582

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrk247

lol, that was funny.

BTW, what was the build?

obsidian spike

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

27 Jan 2007 at 06:38 - 1583

Nope...the hotel has wireless, but I'm not going on gw

I'll be back tomorrow night.
Until then...

Leaves Eater

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jan 2007

The Chaos Dragoons [TcD]

Rt/Me

27 Jan 2007 at 08:55 - 1584

Took this a long long time ago....

linh

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Mo/

27 Jan 2007 at 10:14 - 1585

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind

Sorry Craero but why are you using a Crenellated Sword and Iridescent Aegis on a necro? It is not strange.
My Monk or caster always use a +5e Sword and a Shield most often as the defense set. I switch to Sword + Focus when needed.

CTU

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mo/

27 Jan 2007 at 11:51 - 1586

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leaves Eater

Took this a long long time ago....

Lol, now thats a funny one

GedLongbow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2006

A pinapple under the Jade Sea

R/Mo

27 Jan 2007 at 13:48 - 1587

1st was me, and other was my friend, and he said I could put his name up.

Xarath

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

Blu Ray [DVDF]

27 Jan 2007 at 14:35 - 1588

How can you decline to take up an offer like this?

Oh, and the person behind this tempting advertisement even had two spelling mistakes in his name

Taala

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

27 Jan 2007 at 17:23 - 1589

Saw that months ago. Thought it was funny to see guilds with those names going against each other.

Ention

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sitting on a throne in the mansion of torment.

D/Mo

27 Jan 2007 at 22:30 - 1590

^lol. I liked Rubies and Sapphires vs. Ectos and Shards too.

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

27 Jan 2007 at 23:19 - 1591

I was talking to Alex (Almighty Burritos) on the phone while playing GW.

Alex: Why did they spell "princess" with one S?
Me: Huh?
Alex: Oh...it's "Rally the Princes"...oops.

Elthanor

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

A/W

28 Jan 2007 at 05:49 - 1592

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojave mango juice

I was talking to Alex (Almighty Burritos) on the phone while playing GW.

Alex: Why did they spell "princess" with one S?
Me: Huh?
Alex: Oh...it's "Rally the Princes"...oops. rofl, thats a great one

Familliar Realm

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2005

Tyria

[DARK]

28 Jan 2007 at 07:02 - 1593

Lol,

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

28 Jan 2007 at 07:21 - 1594

Anet is so cruel with chests. T_T
Oh yea, Guildie/allies diddn't care about being censored or not.

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

28 Jan 2007 at 16:33 - 1595

I was doing Vizunah Square foreign with a guildie when we ran into this guy who thought we were bots... and decided to mess with him a bit. This even went on to a PM (from me) which I didn't post because of the excessive swearing, especially on my part.

At some point, the guy stops moving, saying he was lost, and I get -really- annoyed (we were doing quite well O_o), and he finally raged... then Togo died for no obvious reason O_o.

If it's too big, feel free to put into link form =)

Bergil

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2006

Dystopia

Armada of Heaven (aoh)

R/E

28 Jan 2007 at 16:49 - 1596

I couldn't get a picture, but the Gate of Secrets is full of people saying "LFG all alone" or some variant of that. They mean the quest "All alone in the darkness".

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

28 Jan 2007 at 17:30 - 1597

Btw, he beat it a day later and it bumped him up to level 14

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

28 Jan 2007 at 19:20 - 1598

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojave mango juice

Btw, he beat it a day later and it bumped him up to level 14

Lmfao. What a cheater... he got run everywhere!

lol lots of prayer, lol that is awesome.

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

28 Jan 2007 at 20:01 - 1599

i got another dopple related one.

Ention

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Sitting on a throne in the mansion of torment.

D/Mo

28 Jan 2007 at 21:00 - 1600

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kusandaa

lmao loved that one!