Favourite Henchie Quote

3rd henchie related topic in the past 15 mins

The henchies now talk! How amazing. anyways, whats your favourite quotes from henchies? Heres my absolutle favourite from one of the assassins:
"Once you hear my footsteps its already too late."

What about you?

Lmao, that sounds like a Chuck Norris 'joke'.

Eve (Cultist Henchman)

"I wonder what a body looks like after been buried in the snow for a few months"

Or something to that effect.

Dunham, mesmer henchie said something along the lines of:
"if we're not going to go anywhere soon, i'm going to work on my tan"

Oh yeah they rant at your if you go AFK and stand there doing nothing

The new Fighter Henchie (forgot his name T_T):
"It's an honor to fight along side me."

Eve - 'I only want you when you're dead'.

"I make everything look so effortless!" -- Lukas.

Not quite a henchie, but still... "Listen, lady, he may not be much, but that Monk is mine! Don't even think about it!" -- Cynn.

that line had me in stitches when i first brought a character over to cantha

i also like what the shock hench says at shing jea when you stand next to her

"If only someone would invite me to group with them... but who would do such a thing?"

i feel for her i realy do, my ele is set to go as any element, but soemtimes i like to go air for a day and it can be realy difficult to get a group...lets hope factions changes that

The Illusion Henchman is pretty funny during fights.

"Not the face!"

Edit: And Dunham just made me laugh in the Crystal Desert. "You think all those bleached bones littered on the ground are a bad sign?"

One of them kept ticking me off. It's like the AI got retarded again. Now henchies run away in the middle of a fight and then come back. Anyhow, after every single fight on the way to Marketplace, where it seemed like we would all die, this one stupid henchie kept saying,

"Was there ever any doubt about who would win that fight?"

OMG HAHAHA

Lukas:
"I make everything look so effortless."

THATS A CLASSIC!

I like Lukas "The poets will write epics about this great day", simply coz he chose to say it as the entire party got wiped out by a couple of nagas

I'm not on Factions yet (cheapskate and I've only been playing for about 6 weeks anyway) but this one from Little Thom made me chuckle:

"I've got snow in my boots"


I just wish they wouldn't get chatty when I'm trying to target mobs, like I needed anymore text covering up things I'm trying to click on...

o_O

The earth henchie in factions at the beginning, chose to tell his anh fan(sp?) joke right when we were surrounded by ahn fan.. luckily, at that point in time, we were friends with them. Although, after that one.. I was waiting for them to not have a sense of humor and kill him over it.

Eve, in ring of fire tried to find out how long a person would survive while being covered in lava. I suggested watching Mhenlo for a bit

'Die!' The vile henchy keeps saying it - rox.

Claude, while attacking a White Mantle whose health was down to about 10%:

"Tell Grenth Sergio sends his best."

I choked on my coffee when I saw Jamei saying something about her "adventures" with Mhelno back in the days

I love Kisai! The "personality" they gave her was so sweet and charming. I take her with me everywhere I could.

"I'm really left-handed!"

Or something. By Lukas. And left is his shield hand.

I think '...' by one of the healer henchies just rocks.

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