The henchies now talk! How amazing. anyways, whats your favourite quotes from henchies? Heres my absolutle favourite from one of the assassins:
"Once you hear my footsteps its already too late."
What about you?
Favourite Henchie Quote
Arkantos
3rd henchie related topic in the past 15 mins 
The henchies now talk! How amazing. anyways, whats your favourite quotes from henchies? Heres my absolutle favourite from one of the assassins:
"Once you hear my footsteps its already too late."
What about you?
The henchies now talk! How amazing. anyways, whats your favourite quotes from henchies? Heres my absolutle favourite from one of the assassins:
"Once you hear my footsteps its already too late."
What about you?
Evilsod
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Originally Posted by Arkantos
"Once you hear my footsteps its already too late."
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Eve (Cultist Henchman)
"I wonder what a body looks like after been buried in the snow for a few months"
Or something to that effect.
xuemin
Dunham, mesmer henchie said something along the lines of:
"if we're not going to go anywhere soon, i'm going to work on my tan"
"if we're not going to go anywhere soon, i'm going to work on my tan"
Evilsod
Oh yeah they rant at your if you go AFK and stand there doing nothing
EnvyHax
The new Fighter Henchie (forgot his name T_T):
"It's an honor to fight along side me."
"It's an honor to fight along side me."
Andy_M
Eve - 'I only want you when you're dead'.
Amadei
"I make everything look so effortless!" -- Lukas.
Not quite a henchie, but still... "Listen, lady, he may not be much, but that Monk is mine! Don't even think about it!" -- Cynn.
Not quite a henchie, but still... "Listen, lady, he may not be much, but that Monk is mine! Don't even think about it!" -- Cynn.
isamu kurosawa
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Originally Posted by Amadei
Not quite a henchie, but still... "Listen, lady, he may not be much, but that Monk is mine! Don't even think about it!" -- Cynn.
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i also like what the shock hench says at shing jea when you stand next to her
"If only someone would invite me to group with them... but who would do such a thing?"
i feel for her i realy do, my ele is set to go as any element, but soemtimes i like to go air for a day and it can be realy difficult to get a group...lets hope factions changes that
Rathcail
The Illusion Henchman is pretty funny during fights.
"Not the face!"
Edit: And Dunham just made me laugh in the Crystal Desert. "You think all those bleached bones littered on the ground are a bad sign?"
"Not the face!"
Edit: And Dunham just made me laugh in the Crystal Desert. "You think all those bleached bones littered on the ground are a bad sign?"
Edge Martinez
One of them kept ticking me off. It's like the AI got retarded again. Now henchies run away in the middle of a fight and then come back. Anyhow, after every single fight on the way to Marketplace, where it seemed like we would all die, this one stupid henchie kept saying,
"Was there ever any doubt about who would win that fight?"
"Was there ever any doubt about who would win that fight?"
Arkantos
OMG HAHAHA
Lukas:
"I make everything look so effortless."
THATS A CLASSIC!
Lukas:
"I make everything look so effortless."
THATS A CLASSIC!
Pevil Lihatuh
I like Lukas "The poets will write epics about this great day", simply coz he chose to say it as the entire party got wiped out by a couple of nagas 
Saraphim
I'm not on Factions yet (cheapskate and I've only been playing for about 6 weeks anyway) but this one from Little Thom made me chuckle:
"I've got snow in my boots"
I just wish they wouldn't get chatty when I'm trying to target mobs, like I needed anymore text covering up things I'm trying to click on...
o_O
"I've got snow in my boots"
I just wish they wouldn't get chatty when I'm trying to target mobs, like I needed anymore text covering up things I'm trying to click on...
o_O
lg5000
The earth henchie in factions at the beginning, chose to tell his anh fan(sp?) joke right when we were surrounded by ahn fan.. luckily, at that point in time, we were friends with them. Although, after that one.. I was waiting for them to not have a sense of humor and kill him over it.
Eve, in ring of fire tried to find out how long a person would survive while being covered in lava. I suggested watching Mhenlo for a bit
Eve, in ring of fire tried to find out how long a person would survive while being covered in lava. I suggested watching Mhenlo for a bit
Dave83
'Die!' The vile henchy keeps saying it - rox.
Ole Man Bourbon
Claude, while attacking a White Mantle whose health was down to about 10%:
"Tell Grenth Sergio sends his best."
"Tell Grenth Sergio sends his best."
Ira Blinks
I choked on my coffee when I saw Jamei saying something about her "adventures" with Mhelno back in the days
calamitykell
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Originally Posted by isamu kurosawa
that line had me in stitches when i first brought a character over to cantha
i also like what the shock hench says at shing jea when you stand next to her "If only someone would invite me to group with them... but who would do such a thing?" i feel for her i realy do, my ele is set to go as any element, but soemtimes i like to go air for a day and it can be realy difficult to get a group...lets hope factions changes that |
Corinthian
"I'm really left-handed!"
Or something. By Lukas. And left is his shield hand.
Or something. By Lukas. And left is his shield hand.
Kaguya
I think '...' by one of the healer henchies just rocks.
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TurinPT
lol..
I like how what they say is related to the zone were on.
Fungus Amongus
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Originally Posted by Corinthian
"I'm really left-handed!"
Or something. By Lukas. And left is his shield hand. |
Spura
Anybody got the whole Jamelia, Cynn and Menhlo package?
eightyfour-onesevenfive
Wanna know how Zho lost her eye?
Sai of Winter
Don't know if I got the exact words...
Jamei -"When I was younger, Mhenlo beat up bullies who picked on me."
Jamei -"When I was younger, Mhenlo beat up bullies who picked on me."
Ira Blinks
Quote:
| You got my dress dirty, now you pay! |
cyberzomby
How many Jade Guild members does it take to steel a wagon
10
9 steal its wheels and 1 .....
( CRAP I CANT REMEMBER ! )
10
9 steal its wheels and 1 .....
( CRAP I CANT REMEMBER ! )
Radbomb
henchies thay have such great personalitys but thats all thay have. If thay could fight as wall as thay talk we would all never leave town without them
pyrohex
Quote:
| You got my dress dirty, now you pay! |
Nadine
*Burn, baby burn!*
-Cynn, while all other party members were dead and cynn was attacked by 7 afflicteds.. Guess how it ended??
-Cynn, while all other party members were dead and cynn was attacked by 7 afflicteds.. Guess how it ended??
aspectacle
Dunham whilst I was running around the Southern Shiverpeaks:
"I will make you bleed from your ears"
Quite suitable for a mesmer methinks.
"I will make you bleed from your ears"
Quite suitable for a mesmer methinks.
Reks
"Headshot!" - Yuun
Classic spunky Ranger attitude.
Classic spunky Ranger attitude.
UndeadRoadkill
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Originally Posted by Reks
"Headshot!" - Yuun
Classic spunky Ranger attitude. |
Vargs
I don't remember the exact quotes, but I saw a couple interesting ones in the Riverside Province mission yesterday.
Dunham asked if we were going to be here long, and if so, he was going to work on getting a tan. Riverside Province is a night-time mission.
Slightly later on, one henchman (I think Little Thom, not sure) commented on the amazing coastal creatures, and asked if I just saw a certain one. We were surrounded by hills, nowhere near any body of water whatsoever.
Henchies are smart.
Dunham asked if we were going to be here long, and if so, he was going to work on getting a tan. Riverside Province is a night-time mission.
Slightly later on, one henchman (I think Little Thom, not sure) commented on the amazing coastal creatures, and asked if I just saw a certain one. We were surrounded by hills, nowhere near any body of water whatsoever.
Henchies are smart.
Woutsie
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Originally Posted by TurinPT
lol.. I like how what they say is related to the zone were on. |
Elruid
"Woo Hoo!" - Yuun, when ressed.
Kura Touzoku
Whenever we come to a fight, halfway through, if she's still alive, Cynn says:
"You remind me of someone i hate"
I just find that ammusing
"You remind me of someone i hate"
I just find that ammusing
Rayea
ah, i nearly spit DrPepper over my monitor when cynn and mhenlo got to the twins for the first time hehe...
and again later on when one of the assassin henchies (the male one) came ut with...
'Scream like you mean it!'
and yeah, i remember the '...' one, its the girl healer that we start with on orientation
i always start out with an all girl 4 group in Cantha with a new char, so on one remarks about my armour when i split it
and again later on when one of the assassin henchies (the male one) came ut with...
'Scream like you mean it!'
and yeah, i remember the '...' one, its the girl healer that we start with on orientation
i always start out with an all girl 4 group in Cantha with a new char, so on one remarks about my armour when i split it
Merry Madrigal
Awww, Rayea beat me to it.
Pancake's line - "I want you to scream like you mean it!"
is my all-time favorite "attitude" quote from a henchie.
Pancake's line - "I want you to scream like you mean it!"
is my all-time favorite "attitude" quote from a henchie.
pyrohex
The dev's have a sense of humor, I love it .