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Hockster

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2005

16 May 2006 at 02:42 - 41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Str0b0

One time this goober got in a "heated" discussion with me about the value of a certain item. At this point he starts ranting about how he is going to hack my computer and how he has a hard drive killer that he downloaded from some website and he was going to use it on me if I would just give him my IP address. Already I'm chuckling. So I said." Sure whatever scooter here you go. My IP address is 127.0.0.1" He goes," That's not a real IP." I said." Sure it is try pinging it. My security is so good you'll never get through so I'm not worried about it." A short time passes and he PMs me back" You idiot. never give a hacker your IP address. I'm in your computer already I'm uploading the hard drive killer now." He then proceeds to give me a countdown on the killer upload. Well right about 95% he stops PMing me. I go to message him to ask him where he is and what do you know that player was not online. LoL I added him to my F list and I haven't seen him since. I guess he really did have that hard drive killer after all. This just goes to show you that a little knowledge in the wrong hands is a dangerous thing but you gotta love script kiddies. They have just enough knowledge to be potentially dangerous but not enough brains to be a real threat.

EDIT: For those of you not as tech savvy 127.0.0.1 is a loopback IP for your own computer. It is mostly used for connectivity diagnostics but it can also be used to mess with people.

Please use an original story. That's been posted everywhere so many times it's not even remotely funny anymore.

Ira Blinks

Banned

Join Date: Feb 2006

16 May 2006 at 02:52 - 42

i wonder what planet you people live on. I never ever had such experiences on my ele. In fact I recall only like once or twice someone asking me if im a girl irl.
Maybe you guys showing off too much? Sexy comments? Idk, I'd say look for the source of this problem in yourself.

Vermilion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

NY

16 May 2006 at 03:32 - 43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ira Blinks

i wonder what planet you people live on. I never ever had such experiences on my ele. In fact I recall only like once or twice someone asking me if im a girl irl.
Maybe you guys showing off too much? Sexy comments? Idk, I'd say look for the source of this problem in yourself.

Did you consider the idea that perhaps your Ele is just ugly..?

Actually, that never happened to me while on my Ele either..but she only got to lv.12 and I rarely played her.

Although once while running in the desert, a guy told me I had "Pretty hair".
<.<
>.>

Griff Mon

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

In the Elfen Forests of Washington State

Damage Radius

N/

16 May 2006 at 05:51 - 44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermilion

Did you consider the idea that perhaps your Ele is just ugly..?

I am not entirely sure it is possible to roll an ugly female character.

We should have a contest and vote on who can make the least attractive character be it, male or female.

Shiznie

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2006

California

Shades of Cantha

E/Mo

16 May 2006 at 05:59 - 45

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueNovember

rofl.
That's awesome. /forwards to GW contacts.

My little story:
Back in the day when 55 monks were still relatively unknown, there were many bets made about their tanking ability. Shorlty after I had made my own 55hp monk, I saw a monk in ToA spamming "50k says I can solo an Aataxe as a monk!"
I knew it was a pretty high chance that he was using the 55hp build (when prot bond was pre-nerfed) so I took his bet, as my Ranger.
We go in and he bonds up, with me chuckling.

He runs up to an Aataxe and I drop Nature's Renewal.

Owned.

OMG LOL!!! U didnt make him pay did you lol???

TheMosesPHD

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

Oregon

Mo Mo Patty Blinks [MoMo]

R/

16 May 2006 at 06:18 - 46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hockster

Please use an original story. That's been posted everywhere so many times it's not even remotely funny anymore.

I've never heard of that kind of thing before. I'm glad he posted it; it was a nice read

Mosch

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/Mo

16 May 2006 at 06:42 - 47

There were many strange people in the iron mines of moladune yesterday. For example those incapable of basic calculation:
"Group [7/8] looking for two monks who won't leave!"

Another one that left me not much laughing as it left me confused....
"Group running infusion, looking for another warrior!" I pm the leader: "Would you also take a ranger?". The answer: "No, sorry, we really need a monk."

Another one that really made me laugh, this time in Kaineng Center if I remember correctly: "WTB plague medicine. URGENT!"
I may have a morbid sense of humour, but I really found that one funny

mega_jamie

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

UK

Warlords of Ruin

A/Mo

16 May 2006 at 06:54 - 48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff Mon

General things that make me laugh that I see:

People asking for MM's in ToA.

5 barrage rangers, all with pets
1 Monk
1 BiP / Orders Necro
1 MM Necro

an excelent excelent ToA team, basically the pets become corpses pretty fast, rez them, and move on, a Necro can easily reach is 10 minion cap after 2 or 3 mobs.

So seeing that really doesnt make me laugh

Gonzo

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

Netherlands

Defenders of the Blackblade [DotB]

W/

16 May 2006 at 07:00 - 49

I'm always amused with fire Ele's not seeing the use of Winter in the RoF chain.

KurtTheBehemoth

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2005

tubbyville

Kurt's Royal Guardians

Mo/E

16 May 2006 at 07:03 - 50

mmm bacon

EndoftheSyringe

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

Apathetic Eaters of Babies

W/Mo

16 May 2006 at 07:06 - 51

I refer to a lot of girl characters as girls, and a lot of times people will be like "I'M A GUY!!! >: ("

I've gotten to the point where I'm just like "it's roleplay..."

thunderpower

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Europe

KiSS

16 May 2006 at 07:20 - 52

Here is one from HA. Just laying in the sun, talking all kinda crap with friends that show up. And there is a guy spamming:

Him: "Lf tanker to go"
Me in team chat: "loooool, he needs a tanker, i`ll join, maybe some greens drop"
Others: "rofl, you noob"
Me in local: "tanker lfg"
Just 0.5 sec after.
Him: "can you tank?"
Me: "sure thing, i got all stances, endure pain, etc"
Him: "great, can you join us? we are ready to leave"
Me: "do i need res signet?"
Him: "no, you just tank, monks have ressurect spell"
Me: "umm, ok, gimme a minute"
After 30 sec or so.
Me: "umm. sorry, my guildies asked me to go and tank for them in gvg"
Him: "ok, np m8"
Him in local: "Lf tanker to go"

rofl, maybe i`m evil but that made me laugh

thunderpower

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Europe

KiSS

16 May 2006 at 07:33 - 53

There it is. The name of the guy was pritty funny too.

Image removed by Lasher Dragon - do not post images with profanity

Had a good laugh.

MCS

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

16 May 2006 at 08:24 - 54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canadian Bacon

These are both different from my thread. This thread isn't about jerks, its about people who make you laugh. That has the potential to include jerks, sure, but more often than not it will consist of good people.

A new story (I swear to dwayna this is true, but its unbelievable):

I had my Necro, and I was helping a friend on Thunderhead Keep. I was the party leader, so I started gathering the troops...and of course, it came to the point where I had to try to find some real healers, rather than henchies (I hate henchies).

Surprisingly, 2 monks weren't that hard to find. One was a m/w named something like...O wait, I'm not allowed to say it...well, it had 'Smiter' in the name. I asked him if he was a healer, and he said that he originally wanted to be a smiter, but changed over to healing. I found this explanation to be satisfactory, so off we went!

We get in there, and immediately I see the other monk die. Everyone was mad, but we kept going, only to see this monk die again and again and again. I had to ask him/her, "Hey, are you a 55-monk?"
They replied, "No, sorry, just lets keep going". Indeed, we kept going. and he/she kepy dieing.
"Are you completely positive that you aren't a 55-monk?"
"Yes."
"Are you a lieing 55-monk?"
"No! Why are you accusing me of lieing!"
"You die so much, its the only explanation. So, are you SURE you aren't a 55-monk?"
"well...no."
"What?"
"What?"
"Ur weird"
"What's a 55-monk?"
"oh my lord...." Apparently this buy/gal was a 55-monk and didn't even know it!

I explained it to him/her, and suprisingly he/she was light-hearted about it all, we had a nice laugh (not at him/her, at the guild that moulded him/her into something he/she didn't know he/she was)

Neat trick considering he would have died instantly from the DP upon being ressed.

I don't have any funny storys because henchmen>People but like this once one of my henchmen was all like "I make this look so effortless" and then he died and I was like "Ha yeah you're pro at dying" and then the game was all like "No One Hears You" and I was all like "You heard me" and it was like "No One Hears You" So I put it on my ignore list.

I need sleep.

samifly

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Girl Power [GP]

Mo/Me

16 May 2006 at 08:46 - 55

Quote:

Originally Posted by EndoftheSyringe

I refer to a lot of girl characters as girls, and a lot of times people will be like "I'M A GUY!!! >: ("

I've gotten to the point where I'm just like "it's roleplay..."

If they get upset being called a girl, they really shouldnt be playing one.

torquemada

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

guildless

16 May 2006 at 09:22 - 56

Yep, seen someone in TA yestereve spammin LFG mission...

Aera

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

Galactic President Superstar Mc [awsm]

E/

16 May 2006 at 10:55 - 57

Quote:

Originally Posted by torquemada

Yep, seen someone in TA yestereve spammin LFG mission...

Or people in Random Arenas spamming "LFG"...seen it so many times :/

Anyway, see the attatchment...

Story 1: I was just waiting for someone to start a group in some Canthan mission...me on my female ritualist doing my 1337 /dancenew untill the some weird guy pm'd me...he's just freakin gross!

Story 2: Our huge guildwars addiction...it's Dutch so I'll translate:
Ce L L: alright cool =]
Sacerdos Heretic: I'm gonna build in such a cool videocard
Sacerdos Heretic: It costs 500 gold
Sacerdos Heretic: euro*

He's unable to pick the right currency...he's starting to pay with gold in real life :P

Blind Rage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

New Zealand

Inyurface Gaming [IYF]

16 May 2006 at 10:56 - 58

i always get a kick out of the people spamming in HA "LF RUNNER FOR MISSION AND BONUS!!! I MIGHT PAY!!!"

the sad part is.... i dont think they are joking though....

and on a side note i have convinced 6 people that the assasin collectors edition dance is the rank 15 emote....

Fossa

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2005

16 May 2006 at 11:23 - 59

An old classic for the new players in Factions, at Fort Aspenwood:

Luxon player #1 on All chat: ALT F4 to see the scores
Luxon player #2 has disconnected
Luxon player #1 on All chat: damn.....

wickedwonka

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

Mo/Me

16 May 2006 at 19:38 - 60

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hockster

I was running some incompetent through THK. He was complaining that because his mom wouldn't buy him anymore gold he wouldn't be able to beat the game.

I had to stop and laugh for a few seconds at that.

ROFLMAO. Priceless!

UndeadRoadkill

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

16 May 2006 at 19:44 - 61

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ira Blinks

i wonder what planet you people live on. I never ever had such experiences on my ele. In fact I recall only like once or twice someone asking me if im a girl irl.
Maybe you guys showing off too much? Sexy comments? Idk, I'd say look for the source of this problem in yourself.

I don't think so.

My Sweet Revenga

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

R/

16 May 2006 at 21:45 - 62

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aera

Or people in Random Arenas spamming "LFG"...seen it so many times :/

Anyway, see the attatchment...

Story 1: I was just waiting for someone to start a group in some Canthan mission...me on my female ritualist doing my 1337 /dancenew untill the some weird guy pm'd me...he's just freakin gross!
life :P

Um.... would his name by any chance be *****? Just a guess lol.

EDIT: No names please. -Swampgirl

Aera

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

Galactic President Superstar Mc [awsm]

E/

16 May 2006 at 23:22 - 63

Quote:

Originally Posted by My Sweet Revenga

Um.... would his name by any chance be *****? Just a guess lol.

OMG yes it was :P You've betrayed it already so nm now xD You know him?

EDIT: See above. -Swampgirl

achilles ankle

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

USA

The Primevil Spartans

A/

17 May 2006 at 00:15 - 64

The people that make me laugh the most are just about everyone in Cavalon after an alliance take over....absoulutly hilarious go check it out

Eviance

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Eh I forget... o_O

Biscuit of Dewm [MEEP]

R/

17 May 2006 at 00:33 - 65

Quote:

Originally Posted by thunderpower

Here is one from HA. Just laying in the sun, talking all kinda crap with friends that show up. And there is a guy spamming:

Him: "Lf tanker to go"
Me in team chat: "loooool, he needs a tanker, i`ll join, maybe some greens drop"
Others: "rofl, you noob"
Me in local: "tanker lfg"
Just 0.5 sec after.
Him: "can you tank?"
Me: "sure thing, i got all stances, endure pain, etc"
Him: "great, can you join us? we are ready to leave"
Me: "do i need res signet?"
Him: "no, you just tank, monks have ressurect spell"
Me: "umm, ok, gimme a minute"
After 30 sec or so.
Me: "umm. sorry, my guildies asked me to go and tank for them in gvg"
Him: "ok, np m8"
Him in local: "Lf tanker to go"

rofl, maybe i`m evil but that made me laugh

OMG what is with the stance tanks in HA?!?!? We picked up a tank for our group and we asked what his skillbar read... He said warrior skills... We were on vent and he wasn't, so I am sitting there like... wow that was vague and DUH.... So our leader was like, well we figured that when we picked you up but what kind of warrior skills are you running.

Him: *reads off list of stances*

at this point I died over vent and said OMG WE ARE GOING TO FoW! I was about to fall out of my chair.

Anyways I did what I normally don't do and got a PUG for capping on Perdition... So it was 2warriors, 2monks, an ele, myself on ranger, Mhenlo and I don't recall but I know it was a henchie..

My first thought was well hmm this is an odd mix. We went straight for the middle, got to about the middle and those few bosses there and then we backtracked .... We got to the right side and killed the 2-3bosses and suddenly the capping group fell apart. So the ele was like I still need my cap, I agreed I still needed mine to.... 60dp and 3hrs later (before the aoe nerf, well same day we just didnt get the build update cause we were capping) we had our caps and 85% of Perdition Rock cleared.... OMG TALK ABOUT HARD! -_- But he and I formed a friendship and suddenly he messaged me a day later asking if me or any of my guildies wanted to go to FoW... We explained that the longest any of us had been down there was to pay and stand there going OMG and that was me and my brother wondering what it was like.... Obviously we got agroed and died.....

(Kinda like the first trip to UW and my hubby going and taking the quest.... >_< It was VERY short lived... My bro was still loading so when he loaded it was instant death for him lol.)

They trained us and were impressed that our staying power was slightly stronger than theirs. We were at the book and it all went to hell, we had a necro who rezed the monk who for 30mins in vein tried to get the party rebirthed out... The skeleton guys with bows had agro of the gawds on them.... 6agro bubbles away and they would come running! We convinced them to just be patient, and shortly thereafter the bow baddies dropped their agro and we were able to be rebirthed out - We went on to do the forgemaster stuff so that one of the monks could get his FoW, and onto the jungle where we got some ectos then we called it a night as it was almost 7am >_<!!!

It was fun and hilarious and just the best time. They are our partner guild. While we don't do as much together as we used to, I still love those dirty minded buttheads!

Eviance

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Eh I forget... o_O

Biscuit of Dewm [MEEP]

R/

17 May 2006 at 00:52 - 66

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aera

OMG yes it was :P You've betrayed it already so nm now xD You know him?

No dear you betrayed it by missing a cross out in the picture edit =P hehe better luck next time

(and yes that is TOTALLY gross >_>)

-Focusyn

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

Buffalo.

SoF

N/Me

17 May 2006 at 01:20 - 67

Good stories people

My favorite was at riverside province some guy started saying "i will avenge you!" in allchat.. rofl.. best part was the fact that there were at least 3-4 different errors in type each time, suggesting that he was stopping to retype it everytime :P i think he rly thought he was using the skill.. good times.

Lord Iowerth

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Atlanta, GA (#guildwarsguru FTW!)

Biscuit Of Dewm [MEEP]

R/Mo

17 May 2006 at 01:36 - 68

There's a guy, we'll call him Warrior X, in a friend of mine's guild.

The friend (and I) had him convinced that if he yelled "Charge!" in local chat that everyone nearby would run faster. For the next 3 GvG matches he would yell off "Charge!" at random times ... I honestly believe he thought it was helping

Maria The Princess

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Aequitas Deis

17 May 2006 at 02:20 - 69

conversation with a guildie (recently i gave him 10k since he asked me to fund his new droks armor)

him: hey rich girl!
me: hehe not anymore, havent farmed in ages
him: can u give me some cash? i need ****
me: no sorry im kinda broke now
him: oh c'mon! i dont believe u
me: i just made a warior, bought :armor, axe, shield, sup absorbtion (when it was 50k), other crap
him: oh ok...

me: dude, you gotta learn how to make your own money
him: P L E A S E ! i made so much money you cant make in a lifetime even if 24/7 playing

Total Rogue

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

California

Team Love [kiSu]

W/

17 May 2006 at 03:24 - 70

dancing male mesmers make me laugh

Maria The Princess

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Aequitas Deis

17 May 2006 at 03:26 - 71

Quote:

Originally Posted by Total Rogue

dancing male mesmers make me laugh

and dancing male elementals

Total Rogue

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2006

California

Team Love [kiSu]

W/

17 May 2006 at 03:28 - 72

hehe, dancing male elementalists make me want to hit them with punishing shot

Maria The Princess

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Aequitas Deis

17 May 2006 at 03:33 - 73

Quote:

Originally Posted by Total Rogue

hehe, dancing male elementalists make me want to hit them with punishing shot

lol no need, in the dance they are kinda kiking and kneeling themselves already

Rayinzar

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

Europe

Blue Moon Shadow {CAT}

Me/R

17 May 2006 at 13:05 - 74

Phaw!

The Riverdance is an expression of the most respected form of culture, anywhere

And it's sort of like a stamping tantrum

jummeth

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

London

Diary of a Madman [SiKK]

17 May 2006 at 13:21 - 75

In Keining Centre...

TomD22

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

17 May 2006 at 13:38 - 76

Someone posted a similar from alliance battle but yeah...

I was in a guild HoH group (not my guild...i think they were dutch)
At the start of the match someone in my team puts the usual crap "press alt-f4 to see morale" and instantly a name in our party window goes grey. We absolutely couldn't believe the guy had never seen it before...his guildies (and I) were pissing themselves with laughter and mocking him on vent, and i imagine the opposing team must've found it fairly funny as well.

I-Lord-Osiris-I

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

Godz Army [Godz]

W/Mo

17 May 2006 at 13:43 - 77

laughing is good for you, what makes me laugh the most is my friends, either being stupid or something lol.
One friend runs into a huge group of monsters, gets owned and watch him run away with 1,000 dots chasing him lol.

Luci

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2005

Wisconsin, USA

17 May 2006 at 14:08 - 78

In the last room before Glint in the Dragon's Lair mission. I am known to type to the team " If you time it just right you can do /jump to avoid being knocked down." You'd be suprised how many people fall for this one!!!

The best of course was the 3 times when I got guild-mates on it!!!!!

Chuba

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Finland

New Dragons [NDR]

17 May 2006 at 14:17 - 79

Those people who try to get into PvE groups by flashing a rank emote always make me laugh

thunderpower

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Europe

KiSS

17 May 2006 at 15:08 - 80

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuba

Those people who try to get into PvE groups by flashing a rank emote always make me laugh

Also people who try to get into a pvp group showing all their pve titles. That's even more funny.