BTW Luci, that's pure genius.
People who make you laugh :)
Sab
At the Imperial Sanctum, I saw someone saying "Barrage Ranger LFG."
BTW Luci, that's pure genius.
BTW Luci, that's pure genius.
Azmodan
I was in the Monastary yesterday trying to find a new Ritualist to give Miki's Staff to. Figured a new player could get more use out of it then I could out of the salvage material.
So, in the local chat, I ask, "Are there any new Ritualists level 5 or under here?"
I get a whisper from this guy that simply says "Why?"
I tell them that I was looking to give away a free weapon. His reply was "Oh!"
I said, "Do you want it?" and he said "No, I'm a Monk."
My first instinct was to ask why he bothered whispering me when I specifically said "Ritualist", but I just laughed and let it go.
So, in the local chat, I ask, "Are there any new Ritualists level 5 or under here?"
I get a whisper from this guy that simply says "Why?"
I tell them that I was looking to give away a free weapon. His reply was "Oh!"
I said, "Do you want it?" and he said "No, I'm a Monk."
My first instinct was to ask why he bothered whispering me when I specifically said "Ritualist", but I just laughed and let it go.
Jetdoc
Joined a B/P group in TOPK last night, where the leader clearly asked for Barrage/Pet rangers (he actually spelled it out). When we get in the mission, one of the rangers didn't have a pet. We figured that we would make do. The leader then calls out "XXX is using Poison Arrow!" The ranger then states that he "didn't have time to equip Barrage".
No pet, no barrage. Hmmm...we were rolling on the floor.
No pet, no barrage. Hmmm...we were rolling on the floor.
swiftygem
Just yesterday, I saw this message:
Nothing to write a book about, but I had a good laugh, and another one when they won again.
Nothing to write a book about, but I had a good laugh, and another one when they won again.
Lord Iowerth
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Originally Posted by Jetdoc
Joined a B/P group in TOPK last night, where the leader clearly asked for Barrage/Pet rangers (he actually spelled it out). When we get in the mission, one of the rangers didn't have a pet. We figured that we would make do. The leader then calls out "XXX is using Poison Arrow!" The ranger then states that he "didn't have time to equip Barrage".
No pet, no barrage. Hmmm...we were rolling on the floor. |
And I always get this when I play a touch ranger in RA or TA: Mesmer casts either backfire or empathy on me ... neither of which do a damn thing, incedentally, but I try and be nice and help them out "Backfire/empathy doesn't work on touch skills. they are skills not attacks or spells" ... inevitably one will whisper me and say "stfu, n00b I know what i'm doing" yeah, sure you do.
hyro yamaguchi
Hmm, making an spontanious performance always makes me smile, especially the people who take this thing serious, for example when I pretend to be gay, americans who curse at me for being gay (not even understanding the joke).
Yesterday I played a dramatic love scene with a warrior, he could laugh about it as well.
And offcourse a party chat window is fun when a n00b (and I really hate using that word), is in your party; and shouting in 1337-speak to us, that we're all, and I quote: l0l!! 0mg U n00bs U RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOede up the mission!!!''
Well surely you know the kind of person, naturally he was the one who aggroed a far too large group negating the orders of the caller.
Yesterday I played a dramatic love scene with a warrior, he could laugh about it as well.
And offcourse a party chat window is fun when a n00b (and I really hate using that word), is in your party; and shouting in 1337-speak to us, that we're all, and I quote: l0l!! 0mg U n00bs U RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOede up the mission!!!''
Well surely you know the kind of person, naturally he was the one who aggroed a far too large group negating the orders of the caller.
Yanman.be
Happens every time:
RA:
W/Mo uses mending, I control-click that. He leaves.
RA:
W/Mo uses mending, I control-click that. He leaves.
Iskrah
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Originally Posted by Lord Iowerth
Better than the fella a group of mine had that thought "B/P" meant "Bring Poison"
And I always get this when I play a touch ranger in RA or TA: Mesmer casts either backfire or empathy on me ... neither of which do a damn thing, incedentally, but I try and be nice and help them out "Backfire/empathy doesn't work on touch skills. they are skills not attacks or spells" ... inevitably one will whisper me and say "stfu, n00b I know what i'm doing" yeah, sure you do. |
Touch Ranger makes you feel so confident tho when you're in the right situation. I love to face a Warrior, blind him and start taunting him with emotes...
Markaedw
I was doing a PUG with my brother, his female warrior, my female ranger, the other 2 were female character also. So my brother pipes in "Girl Power!"
So I say "How many of us are really women?"
You guessed it, none.
So I say "How many of us are really women?"
You guessed it, none.
dr_james2k
When I'm bored its my mission to make people laugh in the hubs. Sometimes I try and tell bad guild wars related jokes or team up with guildies and challenge other guilds to dance competitions. Its nice to see how many people are willing to join in, and how few actually complain about the fact that is absolute stupidity.
Another thing I find funny is using stuff I got from the christmas or haloween events and shocking people new to the game (noobs as some more unfriendly people would call them). the amount of times my Jimminy Mc Christmas character has been whispered with "wow you really r santa. giv uz a prezzie plz."
Another thing I find funny is using stuff I got from the christmas or haloween events and shocking people new to the game (noobs as some more unfriendly people would call them). the amount of times my Jimminy Mc Christmas character has been whispered with "wow you really r santa. giv uz a prezzie plz."
Artisan
Something about "Looking for group to do the duke's daughter" made me laugh. 
Maria The Princess
and how about a bot in TOPK? i posted a thrad about it..... but i was LMAO
just rude
The hoh group I was in had been going for a few hours and we were all a little tired. We get into a match, rush the other team. We killed them way too fast. When it comes time for the Mo/W, he starts using sever artey and Hundred Blades. We started calling out all the sword skills he had. We were crying by the end of it, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Monk w/Hundred Blades LFG
Monk w/Hundred Blades LFG
Nocere Moriari
The first couple times the frog started to talk. some one started Spaming that the roasted pig was talking to, needless to say the place was packed, asking questions to the pig
Lurid
People who use leet speak make me laugh, or try to start moronic flame wars in open chat. People who say "Fractions" instead of Factions, people who buy FFS's, ppl w/ black starter armor.
Linkusmax
I was hanging out in Int Dist 1 in LA and a bunch of people from EvIL and Luna(the HoH guild) show up, everyones chatting and spamming their emotes. and I say Deer Beats Tiger Like Paper Beats Rock.
Needless to say a member of Luna challnges me, I win. And it spawns a little competition(with a referee and all), needless to say I left undefeated and everyone had a laugh.
Needless to say a member of Luna challnges me, I win. And it spawns a little competition(with a referee and all), needless to say I left undefeated and everyone had a laugh.
Rob Van Der Sloot
I had a whole discussion once with someone who yelled in public "WTS Althea's ashes". I told him that it was just sick to sell someone's ashes.
Opeth11
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Happens every time:
RA: W/Mo uses mending, I control-click that. He leaves. |
Give me a break o.o
I find arguments about Religion in outposts very amusing. It always ends up with someone's mother being raped though. Then it gets all capitalized, and people end up going 'WTF NUB LETS GVG. WE RANKED #1 OVERALL.'
Ti Ni Xian
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Originally Posted by Lurid
ppl w/ black starter armor.
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Still need 1 more
nomed
Wow, so you got into an argument with someone over a spelling mistake. That really is funny.
Try with a capital letter at the begin of a sentence
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Originally Posted by Canadian Bacon
he said that I didn't play properly, lol.
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Pete1975
Nuking Monks make me laugh I know as I used to be one, 4 fire skills (Meteor Show, Flare, Fireball, Imolate) 3 Monk (Breeze, Heal Other, Orision) and a rez sig 
Damn I was a leet firey monk bomb, always had no energy for some reason, could never figure that out.....
I know as I used to be one, 4 fire skills (Meteor Show, Flare, Fireball, Imolate) 3 Monk (Breeze, Heal Other, Orision) and a rez sig Damn I was a leet firey monk bomb, always had no energy for some reason, could never figure that out.....
frickett
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Originally Posted by nomed
Try with a capital letter at the begin of a sentence |
Peewee
Thing that made me laugh most recently was when i was playing in Random Arenas with a spirit spammer. Anyway, i got a grp with a thumper, a shock axe, and a wammo. I decided to play the match, and then act acordingly. The wammo wasnt putting on mending, so i thought he may just have no secondary skills. However, to my horror, and amusement he said this sentence.
'Hmm, no monk. I heal you.'
Now, i dont normally rage quit before the game has started, but this time i did. I figured it would save us all a great deal of time.
More fun comes from saying 'Spiteful Emo LFG' in Team Arenas. Some of the replies you get are hilarious.
'Hmm, no monk. I heal you.'
Now, i dont normally rage quit before the game has started, but this time i did. I figured it would save us all a great deal of time.
More fun comes from saying 'Spiteful Emo LFG' in Team Arenas. Some of the replies you get are hilarious.
Sagius Truthbarron
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Frankly, I don't recall too many funny people. I do remember seeing some guy named The Guide in Observer Mode pretending he was from the Isle of the Nameless and teaching people how to PvP and what was going on and such.. Inspired me to make a character named The Called Target and to teach people in random arena how to call and target me
jummeth
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Originally Posted by Peewee
Thing that made me laugh most recently was when i was playing in Random Arenas with a spirit spammer. Anyway, i got a grp with a thumper, a shock axe, and a wammo. I decided to play the match, and then act acordingly. The wammo wasnt putting on mending, so i thought he may just have no secondary skills. However, to my horror, and amusement he said this sentence.
'Hmm, no monk. I heal you.' Now, i dont normally rage quit before the game has started, but this time i did. I figured it would save us all a great deal of time. |
And under no circumstances, is it acceptable to "rage quit"
You don't need a monk to win in RA. It helps but it not a necessity.
nomed
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Originally Posted by frickett
Try with punctuation. Oh, and there is no need to be a grammar teacher here.
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And by the way, there's a big, smiling point at the end of the sentence
Try with glasses. I am such a helpful person.
lg5000
Seekers passage some time ago...
Not sure if the guy ever got what he wanted, or what it was he wanted
Not sure if the guy ever got what he wanted, or what it was he wanted
frickett
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Originally Posted by nomed
And by the way, there's a big, smiling point at the end of the sentence
Try with glasses. I am such a helpful person. |
(back on topic) I laugh when I get randomly invited to a group. Sometimes I even accept, and look at the party window. If there are just a few invited I stick around, If everyone in the outpost/mission/town has been invited, I leave quickly.
Sagius Truthbarron
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Originally Posted by TomD22
Someone posted a similar from alliance battle but yeah...
I was in a guild HoH group (not my guild...i think they were dutch) At the start of the match someone in my team puts the usual crap "press alt-f4 to see morale" and instantly a name in our party window goes grey. We absolutely couldn't believe the guy had never seen it before...his guildies (and I) were pissing themselves with laughter and mocking him on vent, and i imagine the opposing team must've found it fairly funny as well. |
Yanman.be
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Originally Posted by Opeth11
Seeing that this game was advertised as a PvP game for the most part, I created a Paladin as my first PvP character 2 weeks after purchasing Prophecies. I casted Mending, then someone control-clicked, and I was the only person left on my team in the Random Arenas.
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It's always funny to go in RA as a 55 monk...once i solo'ed a team there:
I put up mending on myself ( ctrl-clicked it, everyone left my team ) and the other enchantments...
then I see 4 W/Mo's charging for me...
Luckily I brought Spiteful Spirit....no single one of them stopped attacking or moved away from SS....GG faction farming xD!
Dave83
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Originally Posted by lg5000
Seekers passage some time ago...
Not sure if the guy ever got what he wanted, or what it was he wanted |
Anytime I want a laugh or if Im waiting on my freinds say for a FoW run I just go to ToA. Im English but I play on US server. I type stuff like "Woo! Alright! go europe! Alright europe ftw!" Always guaranteed to get hate mail in the form of harsh PM's.
Its even better when europe just takes it back as well.
Braggi
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Originally Posted by Lurid
ppl w/ black starter armor.
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Rusty Deth
I crack up on all the Chuck Norris talk in RA.
Thurston Killgore
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Originally Posted by Nocere Moriari
The first couple times the frog started to talk. some one started Spaming that the roasted pig was talking to, needless to say the place was packed, asking questions to the pig
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Nivryx
Just the other day i got tired of doing random arenas so i go to team arenas instead and started forming a ranger spike group, we had all the rangers and were looking for a monk when someone tells me they'll do it, i invite him and it turns out hes a wammo, so i kicked him and he tells me he can heal, he just needs to set up for it...i tell him 'no thanks' the next thing i know he says 'okay let me switch to my other char and he tells me the name. For the next five minutes i try pasting the name into the space to add party members and finally i got tired and tried adding this character name to my friend list and recieved the standard message that says there arent any characters by this name. not a minute later i get a whisper from this name saying to invite him...i invite him....its another wammo...i asked him if he just made the character and he admits it and then i kick him...he then tells me that hes pro and that wammos make better healers because they can take more damage....
DreamCatcher
I knew there were people in pre trying to scam for black dyes, but this one realy takes the cake!!
(I just hope the picture will load...)
(I just hope the picture will load...)
Uzul
i nominate rurik for beeing funniest warrior with a fiery dragon sword: here is why. ^^
Mtank325
I had a Wammo telling me Mesmers were useless because they stand in the back lines like pussies.
I had a good laugh on that one especially as he dies twice and blames me because I wasn't "fighting."
I had a good laugh on that one especially as he dies twice and blames me because I wasn't "fighting."
Adamant
I was in a guild battle, and our guild was rolling over a newly created one. We were waiting for them to res, and they were yelling at us because we were picking on them. One of my guildies told them to press /resign. Several did. Then the guild told them to press alt-f4 (i think he said it activated something). Several people on the opposing team dropped. Quite amusing. So we destroyed their guild lord.
One time while in halls, we came up against a group, that before the match started, all said gg and quit. Happened again a few matches later.
Another guild battle, the entire opposing team left because we were destroying them, except one person. That one monk stuck around for several minutes before realizing her team was gone.
One time while in halls, we came up against a group, that before the match started, all said gg and quit. Happened again a few matches later.
Another guild battle, the entire opposing team left because we were destroying them, except one person. That one monk stuck around for several minutes before realizing her team was gone.
blood4blood
Joined a PUG once, we needed a monk, told them I'd get my wife to come with her monk. Immediate response: "OMG did you say wife? WTB!!!" My wife & I both still laugh about that one.