People who make you laugh :)

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Hockster
Hockster
Banned
#41
Quote:
Originally Posted by Str0b0
One time this goober got in a "heated" discussion with me about the value of a certain item. At this point he starts ranting about how he is going to hack my computer and how he has a hard drive killer that he downloaded from some website and he was going to use it on me if I would just give him my IP address. Already I'm chuckling. So I said." Sure whatever scooter here you go. My IP address is 127.0.0.1" He goes," That's not a real IP." I said." Sure it is try pinging it. My security is so good you'll never get through so I'm not worried about it." A short time passes and he PMs me back" You idiot. never give a hacker your IP address. I'm in your computer already I'm uploading the hard drive killer now." He then proceeds to give me a countdown on the killer upload. Well right about 95% he stops PMing me. I go to message him to ask him where he is and what do you know that player was not online. LoL I added him to my F list and I haven't seen him since. I guess he really did have that hard drive killer after all. This just goes to show you that a little knowledge in the wrong hands is a dangerous thing but you gotta love script kiddies. They have just enough knowledge to be potentially dangerous but not enough brains to be a real threat.

EDIT: For those of you not as tech savvy 127.0.0.1 is a loopback IP for your own computer. It is mostly used for connectivity diagnostics but it can also be used to mess with people.
Please use an original story. That's been posted everywhere so many times it's not even remotely funny anymore.
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Ira Blinks
Banned
#42
i wonder what planet you people live on. I never ever had such experiences on my ele. In fact I recall only like once or twice someone asking me if im a girl irl.
Maybe you guys showing off too much? Sexy comments? Idk, I'd say look for the source of this problem in yourself.
Vermilion
Vermilion
Wilds Pathfinder
#43
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ira Blinks
i wonder what planet you people live on. I never ever had such experiences on my ele. In fact I recall only like once or twice someone asking me if im a girl irl.
Maybe you guys showing off too much? Sexy comments? Idk, I'd say look for the source of this problem in yourself.
Did you consider the idea that perhaps your Ele is just ugly..?


Actually, that never happened to me while on my Ele either..but she only got to lv.12 and I rarely played her.

Although once while running in the desert, a guy told me I had "Pretty hair".
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Griff Mon
Griff Mon
Wilds Pathfinder
#44
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vermilion
Did you consider the idea that perhaps your Ele is just ugly..?
I am not entirely sure it is possible to roll an ugly female character.

We should have a contest and vote on who can make the least attractive character be it, male or female.
Shiznie
Shiznie
Academy Page
#45
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueNovember
rofl.
That's awesome. /forwards to GW contacts.


My little story:
Back in the day when 55 monks were still relatively unknown, there were many bets made about their tanking ability. Shorlty after I had made my own 55hp monk, I saw a monk in ToA spamming "50k says I can solo an Aataxe as a monk!"
I knew it was a pretty high chance that he was using the 55hp build (when prot bond was pre-nerfed) so I took his bet, as my Ranger.
We go in and he bonds up, with me chuckling.

He runs up to an Aataxe and I drop Nature's Renewal.

Owned.
OMG LOL!!! U didnt make him pay did you lol???
TheMosesPHD
TheMosesPHD
Jungle Guide
#46
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockster
Please use an original story. That's been posted everywhere so many times it's not even remotely funny anymore.
I've never heard of that kind of thing before. I'm glad he posted it; it was a nice read
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Mosch
Frost Gate Guardian
#47
There were many strange people in the iron mines of moladune yesterday. For example those incapable of basic calculation:
"Group [7/8] looking for two monks who won't leave!"

Another one that left me not much laughing as it left me confused....
"Group running infusion, looking for another warrior!" I pm the leader: "Would you also take a ranger?". The answer: "No, sorry, we really need a monk."

Another one that really made me laugh, this time in Kaineng Center if I remember correctly: "WTB plague medicine. URGENT!"
I may have a morbid sense of humour, but I really found that one funny
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mega_jamie
Wilds Pathfinder
#48
Quote:
Originally Posted by Griff Mon
General things that make me laugh that I see:


People asking for MM's in ToA.
5 barrage rangers, all with pets
1 Monk
1 BiP / Orders Necro
1 MM Necro

an excelent excelent ToA team, basically the pets become corpses pretty fast, rez them, and move on, a Necro can easily reach is 10 minion cap after 2 or 3 mobs.

So seeing that really doesnt make me laugh
Gonzo
Gonzo
Jungle Guide
#49
I'm always amused with fire Ele's not seeing the use of Winter in the RoF chain.
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KurtTheBehemoth
Banned
#50
mmm bacon
EndoftheSyringe
EndoftheSyringe
Frost Gate Guardian
#51
I refer to a lot of girl characters as girls, and a lot of times people will be like "I'M A GUY!!! >: ("

I've gotten to the point where I'm just like "it's roleplay..."
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thunderpower
Lion's Arch Merchant
#52
Here is one from HA. Just laying in the sun, talking all kinda crap with friends that show up. And there is a guy spamming:

Him: "Lf tanker to go"
Me in team chat: "loooool, he needs a tanker, i`ll join, maybe some greens drop"
Others: "rofl, you noob"
Me in local: "tanker lfg"
Just 0.5 sec after.
Him: "can you tank?"
Me: "sure thing, i got all stances, endure pain, etc"
Him: "great, can you join us? we are ready to leave"
Me: "do i need res signet?"
Him: "no, you just tank, monks have ressurect spell"
Me: "umm, ok, gimme a minute"
After 30 sec or so.
Me: "umm. sorry, my guildies asked me to go and tank for them in gvg"
Him: "ok, np m8"
Him in local: "Lf tanker to go"

rofl, maybe i`m evil but that made me laugh
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thunderpower
Lion's Arch Merchant
#53
There it is. The name of the guy was pritty funny too.

Image removed by Lasher Dragon - do not post images with profanity

Had a good laugh.
MCS
MCS
Banned
#54
Quote:
Originally Posted by Canadian Bacon
These are both different from my thread. This thread isn't about jerks, its about people who make you laugh. That has the potential to include jerks, sure, but more often than not it will consist of good people.



A new story (I swear to dwayna this is true, but its unbelievable):

I had my Necro, and I was helping a friend on Thunderhead Keep. I was the party leader, so I started gathering the troops...and of course, it came to the point where I had to try to find some real healers, rather than henchies (I hate henchies).

Surprisingly, 2 monks weren't that hard to find. One was a m/w named something like...O wait, I'm not allowed to say it...well, it had 'Smiter' in the name. I asked him if he was a healer, and he said that he originally wanted to be a smiter, but changed over to healing. I found this explanation to be satisfactory, so off we went!

We get in there, and immediately I see the other monk die. Everyone was mad, but we kept going, only to see this monk die again and again and again. I had to ask him/her, "Hey, are you a 55-monk?"
They replied, "No, sorry, just lets keep going". Indeed, we kept going. and he/she kepy dieing.
"Are you completely positive that you aren't a 55-monk?"
"Yes."
"Are you a lieing 55-monk?"
"No! Why are you accusing me of lieing!"
"You die so much, its the only explanation. So, are you SURE you aren't a 55-monk?"
"well...no."
"What?"
"What?"
"Ur weird"
"What's a 55-monk?"
"oh my lord...." Apparently this buy/gal was a 55-monk and didn't even know it!

I explained it to him/her, and suprisingly he/she was light-hearted about it all, we had a nice laugh (not at him/her, at the guild that moulded him/her into something he/she didn't know he/she was)
Neat trick considering he would have died instantly from the DP upon being ressed.

I don't have any funny storys because henchmen>People but like this once one of my henchmen was all like "I make this look so effortless" and then he died and I was like "Ha yeah you're pro at dying" and then the game was all like "No One Hears You" and I was all like "You heard me" and it was like "No One Hears You" So I put it on my ignore list.

I need sleep.
samifly
samifly
Wilds Pathfinder
#55
Quote:
Originally Posted by EndoftheSyringe
I refer to a lot of girl characters as girls, and a lot of times people will be like "I'M A GUY!!! >: ("

I've gotten to the point where I'm just like "it's roleplay..."
If they get upset being called a girl, they really shouldnt be playing one.
torquemada
torquemada
Krytan Explorer
#56
Yep, seen someone in TA yestereve spammin LFG mission...
Aera
Aera
Forge Runner
#57
Quote:
Originally Posted by torquemada
Yep, seen someone in TA yestereve spammin LFG mission...
Or people in Random Arenas spamming "LFG"...seen it so many times :/

Anyway, see the attatchment...

Story 1: I was just waiting for someone to start a group in some Canthan mission...me on my female ritualist doing my 1337 /dancenew untill the some weird guy pm'd me...he's just freakin gross!

Story 2: Our huge guildwars addiction...it's Dutch so I'll translate:
Ce L L: alright cool =]
Sacerdos Heretic: I'm gonna build in such a cool videocard
Sacerdos Heretic: It costs 500 gold
Sacerdos Heretic: euro*

He's unable to pick the right currency...he's starting to pay with gold in real life :P
Blind Rage
Blind Rage
Krytan Explorer
#58
i always get a kick out of the people spamming in HA "LF RUNNER FOR MISSION AND BONUS!!! I MIGHT PAY!!!"

the sad part is.... i dont think they are joking though....


and on a side note i have convinced 6 people that the assasin collectors edition dance is the rank 15 emote....
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Fossa
Academy Page
#59
An old classic for the new players in Factions, at Fort Aspenwood:

Luxon player #1 on All chat: ALT F4 to see the scores
Luxon player #2 has disconnected
Luxon player #1 on All chat: damn.....
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wickedwonka
Ascalonian Squire
#60
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockster
I was running some incompetent through THK. He was complaining that because his mom wouldn't buy him anymore gold he wouldn't be able to beat the game.
I had to stop and laugh for a few seconds at that.
ROFLMAO. Priceless!