I took my first character's name seriously.
Shyft the Pyro is a D&D character I have played in multiple campaigns and love dearly. He started out as an off-hand character concept in a throwaway game, but has grown on me over the years. Couldn't make him a dwarf in GW, so I made him look like me instead
All my other characters' names are puns, one way or another. My main I take to be a representation of me, at least in some way (male); the rest are eye candy
A Little Death (N/Me) A reference both to Death Magic - which we all know a MM necro has to have a
lot of - and to what the French call
little death. Look it up or PM me if you can't find it
Broken Arrow (R/W) No relation to the nuclear power plant. At the time I made this character, Ranger and Warrior were the only two professions I had no skill unlocks for. I had heard good things about Experise and how it could modify the cost of Warrior attack skills, so I envisioned a Ranger going into melee instead of shooting a bow. Why? Because she broke the arrows on purpose

I do use her as a bow ranger, and the irony is never as thick as when a drawn arrow gets stuck in her hand
Never Online (PvP) I am a PvE gamer, and I rarely - if ever - PvP. I do like going into Random Arena now and then, where people don't care as much whether they win or lose. As a result, that character (in one form or another) has been online long enough for me to earn the Gladiator title.
Imitates Life (A/Rt) Made during the Factions preview, my "fake Assassin" has completed the Factions storyline and many a Kurzick faction farming run. The name is a pun on the class combination, but, seeing how no one wanted Assassins in their mission parties, I started "faking" a spirit-spamming Ritualist, first with Weapon of Quickening and then with Ritual Lord, changing my character (
imitating) to capitalize on the realities of Factions (
life).
Hold My Ashes (Rt) Aside from the obvious item skill pun, this Ritualist only made it as far as Shing Jea Monastery because she was created as a "mule" - made to
hold items for other characters.
Piercing Melody (P) I wanted something that would describe the Paragon well for my Nightfall preview Paragon. "Melody" is about the shouts and chants and echoes, and "piercing" is the type of damage spears do. The name didn't take, and when I tried to recreate the character after Nightfall release, I went with...
Piercing Vibration (P) This was more like it. Still a reference to both of the above, plus innuendo. Think about what a
vibrator is and what precisely it
pierces 
Unfortunately, the Paragon didn't excite me as much after Nightfall release as it did during the preview, so this character has been relegated to storage.
Scything Cleavage (D) Another Nightfall preview character. To
cleave is to divide, penetrate or pass through something as if by a cutting blow, but we all know that
cleavage is not just the act of
cleaving something

The character didn't last. I deleted it during the preview, thinking I had no interest in playing a melee class (especially after the way the Assassin turned out in Factions), but posted it in a forum thread elsewhere. Needless to say, by the time I realized I wasn't into the Paragon the name was taken. After much consideration, I remade the character as...
Turbulent Dreams (D/P) I'd love to take credit for the coincidence, but I swear I had no idea about the details of the Nightfall storyline when I made the character. I thought about the spinning wheels of female Dervish skirts and the word
turbulent stuck in my mind, insisting I use it to describe the Dervish. For all its bluntness,
Scything Cleavage did describe two important aspects of the class - using a scythe and striking multiple targets with a single blow, as if cutting through one to get to the other. Still, nothing came to mind; the more I thought about Dervish the more I came back to the dance - which initially I did not like as much as the Paragon's. Stuck, I resigned myself to the associations of the word
turbulent, thinking I'd never be able to pin down anything about the Dervish as well as my original name did. You could say I was pleasantly surprised when Melonni - a Dervish - started talking about the dreams she was having
And last, but not least...
May It Never Come (W/Mo) I love pre-Searing Ascalon dearly.
Never Online used to be a pre-Searing W/Mo of mine before I moved it to post, deleted it and started going into Random Arena. I always come back, even if it is just for a little bit. With the new pre-Searing title track, however, I might need to make for a longer stay...