I'd be a level 35 troll called Song Rui! I would look like a mountain troll, except with shoulder pad armor and a big spear. I would move location every 24 hours.
I have a green called "Song Rui's Spear". It would be absloutely perfect, but literally unobtainable because im so leet.
Parties from all over Tyria and Cantha couldn't down me because I have a special skill which allows me to attack all foes on the mini map, dealing 150 damage to each, knocking down and causing weakness, deep wound and bleeding. There will even be a special elite mission type stage. Me and 4 level 30 trolls (and a level 32 Tengu called Jing He) versus 12 adventurers. In this level, killing Song Rui (impossible) will yield the spear, and defeating Jing He (lolx no) yields a MAGIK HAAT. This HAAT gibs the user special powers, ranging from bypassing the spam filter to gibing a +4 mending for wammos.
None have downed me so far.....What would you be?
If you could be any monster in Guild Wars, which would you be?
Song Rui
Poison Ivy
A poison ivy flying around poisoning everything in my way 
terawr123
I would a be lvl 28 beastmaster with a level 30 killer rabit and my rabit would be pretty much like do 400dmg per a hit like that tormentor claw and my green would be a hornbow Perfect stats =D. My rabit would also have same hp as rotscale muahahaha. i would use him the clean out alters in HA.
. also i do double dmg =D
Lowly Peasant
I would be a gnome going around saying NI! and smiting all that I see.
arcanemacabre
I would be a small level 32 Bone Dragon boss named "Son of Rotscale". By small, I mean The Frog small. Almost impossible to see until you're well within aggro. By then, it's way too late and 4 groups of level 32 Shadows will surround you, all casting Shield of Judgment in succession. My skills will be all the same as the new Rotscale, except with an added Monster Skill: Spectral Agony 2, which functions exactly like the Mursaat skill, except Infusion doesn't protect you against it.
icedragon981
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I'd be a level 35 troll called Song Rui! I would look like a mountain troll, except with shoulder pad armor and a big spear. I would move location every 24 hours.
I have a green called "Song Rui's Spear". It would be absloutely perfect, but literally unobtainable because im so leet. Parties from all over Tyria and Cantha couldn't down me because I have a special skill which allows me to attack all foes on the mini map, dealing 150 damage to each, knocking down and causing weakness, deep wound and bleeding. There will even be a special elite mission type stage. Me and 4 level 30 trolls (and a level 32 Tengu called Jing He) versus 12 adventurers. In this level, killing Song Rui (impossible) will yield the spear, and defeating Jing He (lolx no) yields a MAGIK HAAT. This HAAT gibs the user special powers, ranging from bypassing the spam filter to gibing a +4 mending for wammos. None have downed me so far.....What would you be? |
death fuzzy
OMGOMGOMG!!!
I want to be the fungal wallow who controls the gondola in Arborstone!!!
that cinematic is AWESOME!!!
I want to be the fungal wallow who controls the gondola in Arborstone!!!
that cinematic is AWESOME!!!
RTSFirebat
I would be Glint... because Glint is a badass.
lyra_song
Ooh i like this thread.
Hmmn...if i could be a GW monster, i probably would be an Avicara Guile with Ineptitude and spirit of failure and soothing images >.>
Hmmn...if i could be a GW monster, i probably would be an Avicara Guile with Ineptitude and spirit of failure and soothing images >.>
Kijik Oni Hanryuu
I would be a Kirin, but not of the monks type, there would be me and my brother, I would be Kirin of the Blade, and he would be Kirin of the Flame.
I would have en elite skill called teleslash, where I can teleport to my target and deal +30 damage counting as a lead attack, then I would unleash my monster only skill that deals an extremely powerful dual attack, both attacks do +70 damage, the first strike steals an extra 50 health and causes bleeding, my second strike cause two random conditions along with poison. After I use this skill I automatically teleport to a random location within the radar. My green would be Kirin's Dual Blades
max damage daggers) req 12 15^50, zealous, vampiric, increase all conditions durations by 10%, +30 health
My brother, Kirin of the Flame. Would be an enchanter/nuker type. His elite skill would be called Endow Conditioning Flames, which would increase the durations of all conditions dealt by target ally by 20% and would add fire damage to target allies weapon that deals +15 damage, and sets their foe on fire for 1 second per hit. His monster only skill would Flame of the Kirin, all foes within radar range of target foe take 300 damage and are set on fire for 15 seconds. His elite would be The Kirins Flame: (max damage fire staff) req. 12 Energy +15 HSR/HCT 20% Fire Magic +1 20% Enchant 20% longer All fire attacks set target on fire for 2 seconds Hp +30 Hp+30 Energy +5
These two would be right next to eachother and would have three lvl 30 Kirin Bodyguards, one healing Kirin, one Bonding Kirin, and one Necro Kirin(since bodies are gonna be hitting the floor soooooo fast)
I would have en elite skill called teleslash, where I can teleport to my target and deal +30 damage counting as a lead attack, then I would unleash my monster only skill that deals an extremely powerful dual attack, both attacks do +70 damage, the first strike steals an extra 50 health and causes bleeding, my second strike cause two random conditions along with poison. After I use this skill I automatically teleport to a random location within the radar. My green would be Kirin's Dual Blades
max damage daggers) req 12 15^50, zealous, vampiric, increase all conditions durations by 10%, +30 healthMy brother, Kirin of the Flame. Would be an enchanter/nuker type. His elite skill would be called Endow Conditioning Flames, which would increase the durations of all conditions dealt by target ally by 20% and would add fire damage to target allies weapon that deals +15 damage, and sets their foe on fire for 1 second per hit. His monster only skill would Flame of the Kirin, all foes within radar range of target foe take 300 damage and are set on fire for 15 seconds. His elite would be The Kirins Flame: (max damage fire staff) req. 12 Energy +15 HSR/HCT 20% Fire Magic +1 20% Enchant 20% longer All fire attacks set target on fire for 2 seconds Hp +30 Hp+30 Energy +5
These two would be right next to eachother and would have three lvl 30 Kirin Bodyguards, one healing Kirin, one Bonding Kirin, and one Necro Kirin(since bodies are gonna be hitting the floor soooooo fast)
Cash
i would be Teilah. she may be green, but shes definately a monster! how many times have YOU seen "Teilah takes 10 Festival Tickets?" then i would merchant all my tickets, buy every item on high end that i wanted, give 100k to all my friends, buy the 9000 ale im going to need for ale hound, hire The Last Pride or War Machine to get me to rank 13, buy Lyssa as my personal love slave, and STILL be about 50+ million richer than any other player around.
Gen Saver
doppelganger :>
Song Rui
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i would be Teilah. she may be green, but shes definately a monster! how many times have YOU seen "Teilah takes 10 Festival Tickets?" then i would merchant all my tickets, buy every item on high end that i wanted, give 100k to all my friends, buy the 9000 ale im going to need for ale hound, hire The Last Pride or War Machine to get me to rank 13, buy Lyssa as my personal love slave, and STILL be about 50+ million richer than any other player around.
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Kijik Oni Hanryuu
hey cash remember who yer friends are *cough* me *cough*
azunder
I'd like to be a monster that pops up and removes all your enchants with expunge enchantments.
Juicey Shake
if I could be any monster in guild wars, I'd quit 'cause I hate that.. I'd go back to FPS's ^^.
GloryFox
Id be a Level 28 Assassin/ Necro Ataxe that rends enchantments.
Arcador
Mursaat elementalist
Bak Chi Jai
Gaile Gray
X Cytherea X
I would be a Grasp of Insanity!
Fear me!
*Eviscerate*
Fear me!
Fear me!
*Eviscerate*
Fear me!
Chicken Ftw
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Gaile Gray
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Kijik Oni Hanryuu
gaile gray isn't a monsterrr.... she's vewy vewy nice
Necrotic Assassin
I would be a small level 1 Virus that never goes away and spreads and kills everything
eightyfour-onesevenfive
If I was a monster, I would like to be anything just as ordinary as the random Rockshot Devourer in the desert or a Charr in Nolani Academy. I'd run around, gather all my monster buddies and teach them basic tactics every noob should know and then, if I notice any players coming to my area, I'd lead my buddies into battle, gang up on those pesky adventurers and give them THE WHOPPING OF A LIFETIME MUHAHAHAHA!
Marth Reynolds
i would be a Tear of Dwayna :P
to fight me you have to spot me first !
to fight me you have to spot me first !
KurtTheBehemoth
I would be a rare materials trader and jack up all the prices.
AlbinoChocobo
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I would a be lvl 28 beastmaster with a level 30 killer rabit and my rabit would be pretty much like do 400dmg per a hit like that tormentor claw and my green would be a hornbow Perfect stats =D. My rabit would also have same hp as rotscale muahahaha. i would use him the clean out alters in HA.
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I guess I would be a big white moa-like bird ...
xiao1985
i'd be gwen >=)
Nexus Icon
I would be a travelling salesman selling boots to footwear-impoverished hill giants.
Or a smoke phantom who occasionally yells "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!".
Or a smoke phantom who occasionally yells "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!".
General Surena
An outcast form of the Ghostly Hero with "barraged" Savage and Distracting Shots, refusing to cap Altars for Iway and Bloodspike. 
Tingi
I would be a Rabbit like the ones jumping around Shing Jea.
Avarre
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buy Lyssa as my personal love slave
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Can't think of any monsters I really like... mesmer contructs are kind of cool though (damn them and their instant-reflex psychic distraction spam!
extra bacon
i will be an endless supply of juicy succulent bacon.
i have a dual elite combo which together almost always cause certain death:
#1 - high cholesterol
#2 - heart attack
those who survive my dual elite will become a vegetable.
green will be the colour of your face right before elite #2.
i have a dual elite combo which together almost always cause certain death:
#1 - high cholesterol
#2 - heart attack
those who survive my dual elite will become a vegetable.
green will be the colour of your face right before elite #2.
Slainster
Necrid Horseman! Get in you evil b*stard
RinkXing
Definately a Charr Lord (Ashen, Flame, Axe, any of them).
Gizmo Loco
I would be a level 21 Dargun. I would drop a green called 'DARGUN MAZK'. Anyone who mentions this green gains +1 stupidity and -5 IQ. They instantly change into a W/Mo with full knights armor and a MAX DMG RURIK SORD. They then equipd their Song RUi Spear (because the +3 mending made them invincible to Song Rui) and get a +4 Mending. He would then slam a revolving door and solo Rujiyos quest. Once he completes said quest he sells his 40 orbs for 5k each.
Song Rui
I see what you did there.
boxterduke
One word
ONI
ONI
Vermilion
Hmmm...
A Mursaat. A boss....a monk at that. With quadruple attributes, I'd be located at the end of THK..lets say..the bonus. Main skills used would be Zealots fire, Balths Aura, guardian, and RoF. I Just smite off the Jade Armors, and its gg. Call it karma for those who run dual smite.
Or...
http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Krogg_Shmush
simply..
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A Mursaat. A boss....a monk at that. With quadruple attributes, I'd be located at the end of THK..lets say..the bonus. Main skills used would be Zealots fire, Balths Aura, guardian, and RoF. I Just smite off the Jade Armors, and its gg.
Call it karma for those who run dual smite.Or...
http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Krogg_Shmush
simply..
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Sir Mad
I'd be the Reef Lurker bugging the Jade Arena.
Or a moss spider forever in pre-seering, laughing at the guys who deleted their old ranger to try to tame me
A baby turtle willing to fight with juggernauts just to piss off the monks...
Or a moss spider forever in pre-seering, laughing at the guys who deleted their old ranger to try to tame me
A baby turtle willing to fight with juggernauts just to piss off the monks...