If you could be any monster in Guild Wars, which would you be?

I'd be a level 35 troll called Song Rui! I would look like a mountain troll, except with shoulder pad armor and a big spear. I would move location every 24 hours.

I have a green called "Song Rui's Spear". It would be absloutely perfect, but literally unobtainable because im so leet.

Parties from all over Tyria and Cantha couldn't down me because I have a special skill which allows me to attack all foes on the mini map, dealing 150 damage to each, knocking down and causing weakness, deep wound and bleeding. There will even be a special elite mission type stage. Me and 4 level 30 trolls (and a level 32 Tengu called Jing He) versus 12 adventurers. In this level, killing Song Rui (impossible) will yield the spear, and defeating Jing He (lolx no) yields a MAGIK HAAT. This HAAT gibs the user special powers, ranging from bypassing the spam filter to gibing a +4 mending for wammos.

None have downed me so far.....What would you be?

A poison ivy flying around poisoning everything in my way

I would a be lvl 28 beastmaster with a level 30 killer rabit and my rabit would be pretty much like do 400dmg per a hit like that tormentor claw and my green would be a hornbow Perfect stats =D. My rabit would also have same hp as rotscale muahahaha. i would use him the clean out alters in HA.. also i do double dmg =D

I would be a gnome going around saying NI! and smiting all that I see.

I would be a small level 32 Bone Dragon boss named "Son of Rotscale". By small, I mean The Frog small. Almost impossible to see until you're well within aggro. By then, it's way too late and 4 groups of level 32 Shadows will surround you, all casting Shield of Judgment in succession. My skills will be all the same as the new Rotscale, except with an added Monster Skill: Spectral Agony 2, which functions exactly like the Mursaat skill, except Infusion doesn't protect you against it.

Well......you dream big......

OMGOMGOMG!!!
I want to be the fungal wallow who controls the gondola in Arborstone!!!

that cinematic is AWESOME!!!

I would be Glint... because Glint is a badass.

Ooh i like this thread.

Hmmn...if i could be a GW monster, i probably would be an Avicara Guile with Ineptitude and spirit of failure and soothing images >.>

I would be a Kirin, but not of the monks type, there would be me and my brother, I would be Kirin of the Blade, and he would be Kirin of the Flame.
I would have en elite skill called teleslash, where I can teleport to my target and deal +30 damage counting as a lead attack, then I would unleash my monster only skill that deals an extremely powerful dual attack, both attacks do +70 damage, the first strike steals an extra 50 health and causes bleeding, my second strike cause two random conditions along with poison. After I use this skill I automatically teleport to a random location within the radar. My green would be Kirin's Dual Bladesmax damage daggers) req 12 15^50, zealous, vampiric, increase all conditions durations by 10%, +30 health

My brother, Kirin of the Flame. Would be an enchanter/nuker type. His elite skill would be called Endow Conditioning Flames, which would increase the durations of all conditions dealt by target ally by 20% and would add fire damage to target allies weapon that deals +15 damage, and sets their foe on fire for 1 second per hit. His monster only skill would Flame of the Kirin, all foes within radar range of target foe take 300 damage and are set on fire for 15 seconds. His elite would be The Kirins Flame: (max damage fire staff) req. 12 Energy +15 HSR/HCT 20% Fire Magic +1 20% Enchant 20% longer All fire attacks set target on fire for 2 seconds Hp +30 Hp+30 Energy +5

These two would be right next to eachother and would have three lvl 30 Kirin Bodyguards, one healing Kirin, one Bonding Kirin, and one Necro Kirin(since bodies are gonna be hitting the floor soooooo fast)

i would be Teilah. she may be green, but shes definately a monster! how many times have YOU seen "Teilah takes 10 Festival Tickets?" then i would merchant all my tickets, buy every item on high end that i wanted, give 100k to all my friends, buy the 9000 ale im going to need for ale hound, hire The Last Pride or War Machine to get me to rank 13, buy Lyssa as my personal love slave, and STILL be about 50+ million richer than any other player around.

doppelganger :>

...lolx

hey cash remember who yer friends are *cough* me *cough*

I'd like to be a monster that pops up and removes all your enchants with expunge enchantments.

if I could be any monster in guild wars, I'd quit 'cause I hate that.. I'd go back to FPS's ^^.

Id be a Level 28 Assassin/ Necro Ataxe that rends enchantments.

Mursaat elementalist

Gaile Gray

I would be a Grasp of Insanity!

Fear me!

*Eviscerate*

Fear me!