N00b Stories

Ummm... big run-on sentence in there! (ironic)

Anyways, that isn't really a story... it's more of a complaint. I find that simple substitutions for words such as you=u, why=y, etc... are all fine.

To end this, I will point out another thing:

You say the simple grammar mistakes bother you (at the beginning of your post), but nearing the end of the post you say "but the simple grammar mistakes I can understand"... not to mention you misused the word but... made several mistakes on the way... etc... etc...

Can we get back to story telling please?

I had to edit and put in a ?, I thought I may be picked up by the grammar police.

Indeed. That was why I started this thread anyway.

No, my point was he was being so contradictory to himself I had to point out his grammar and what he was saying.

I guess the "theres" can be handled, but the u to you is annoying, the word you is 3 words, while u is 1, so why not squeeze off the 2 letters on your keyboard to make it look right.

Really? I didn't know that. (fix it... :-P)


BTW: Fix the run-ons...

Perhaps we need a moderator to remove some posts (this included now) and get back to topic. This is supposed to be about sharing some stories, not a complaints thread.

enlarge it and look at the text. self explanatory.


Also:
me:Where r u???
N00b seller:Im in augury rock district 1
me:no shit dumbass u havent figured that other places/districts cant hear u and u got this far?! ROFLMAOPMP

Aw, bless his heart! That's a cute newb moment

I don't see whats so n00bish about that. Most vendors will skip from one district and/or city to another while broadcasting their sales. It's not uncommon to get a reply for one of your offers after you've already moved away from where the person is in.

You would be surprised ho many times I've answered "I'm at the storage" only to get a reply saying "So am I" while the person is clearly nowhere to be found. Obviously it turns out to be that we are in different districts.

yes, but he was standing right in front of me.

Yesterday I was playing some pvp in the fiery lava place and my whole team dropped out almost from the start so I start to dance and this warrior starts slashing me to ribbens and after he kills me the first time he starts yelling about how much he owned me, kills me again and repeats his "I have 2 many 1337 skills for you n00b..."

It was worth staying the whole time in just to hear the things he was saying.

Ah the old "MY 1337 ITEMS PWN UR ASZS!". Yeah I say we go to these "players" houses and club them in the head with a blunt object.

Especially funny considering that you can only have one elite skill out at a time.

i just remembered, most abnoxiouis people, n00b players, and just plain assholes are useually under the age of 14. no lie. you can tell with ts and vent when they sound like they havnt gone through puberty. what im wondering is how they have ts or vent, prolly saw it in a chat.

Winning HoH three times, getting two sigils, and deleting my PvP character 30 minutes later.

I was doing the Gates of Kryta mission with a low-level PUG, save from that warrior who was lvl18, with me as the only monk of the team. We start the mission, and my 56k be blessed, I come on after everyone else. What do I see? That warrior HP bar got a beautiful green hue and becoming smaller, and smaller... Until it completly vanished. All he said was "ur all noobs" then he left...

Maybe if you waited for me to come in before you rushed, Leeroy?


Oh well, we completed the mission without him, and we did the bonus too!

I was in Granite Citadel waiting for my buddies to come by suddenly I noticed all the runners and sellers there (usually I don't notice them 'cause I don't look to the trade channel) anyways, I decided It was time for a little joke so I called out:

Me: Selling Godly Gwen's Flute +1 energy!!
Rest of the people: LOL
n00b: I offer you 5k's for it
Me: Sure you do
n00b: Plz plz I don't have that item plz I pay you 6k for it
Me: -.-

lol! winner of the funniest thing today competition....

ROFLMAOPMP!!!rolling on the floor laughing my ass off peeing my pants!!!did us ell it too n00blord?