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Dan Mega

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Chicago

R/N

17 Aug 2005 at 18:46 - 1

I started this for fun. Add to it as you wish!

In Lions Arch or Post Searing Ascalon, district 1:
"WTS GOLD GODLY UBER MAX _______ WHISPER ME!"
"can someone give me gold i'm poor?"

Pikens Square:
"WTS ashes easy XP!"

After PVP battles:
"OMG U N00BS JUST GOT SO PWNED!!!!1"
"WHAT A BUNCH OF CHEATERS UR USING HAX!!!!!1"

In Thunderhead keep:
"LF 2 healer monks!"
"Monk LFG, charging 1 plat, no guaranteed victory"

Beacons Perch:
"LF someone to run me to Drocknars!"
"Running people to Drocknars, only 5 spots left!"

Tombs:
"u spirit spammer noobs suck ur ruining teh game u noobs!"

Temple of Ages:
"GLF trappers" or "Trapper LFG smite run!"
"stupid koreans always taking favor!"

In all areas:
"Me/x LFG..."

DarkWasp

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Paradise

Agency Of Forbidden Fruits [Oot]

R/A

17 Aug 2005 at 18:50 - 2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan Mega

In all areas:
"Me/x LFG..."

Professionist! OUT! OUT!

Seriously though, I think the most annoying thing is, "Sissy Boys recruiting dist 3!"

Swordzkof

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

SoCal

Decadent Ones [DO]

Me/Mo

17 Aug 2005 at 18:52 - 3

Divinity Coast:

"LFR Augury"

Beacon's Perch:

"LFR Mineral Springs"

Temple of Ages:

"Elite FoW group forming, must have TS. Whisper class, skills and point distribution"

He was still there an hour later trying to create his "Elite" group . . .

Dan Mega

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Chicago

R/N

17 Aug 2005 at 18:57 - 4

Heh, thats not a shot at mesmers, its just that I don't see many out there. And the ones that are out there, most people don't realize just how useful they can be.

Ashika

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Alberta

Resurrection of Honor

Mo/N

17 Aug 2005 at 19:02 - 5

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan Mega

Heh, thats not a shot at mesmers, its just that I don't see many out there. And the ones that are out there, most people don't realize just how useful they can be.

I loves my Me/E, loves my Me/E!

Borealis

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Black Rose Gaming

Mo/W

17 Aug 2005 at 19:04 - 6

"Don't take the quests!!!"

"Don't take unwanted guests"

"XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX Is Dead!"

"Monk! Rez!"

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

17 Aug 2005 at 19:10 - 7

Well who hasn't zoned to Droknar's to see the local chat with:

SomeJerk: Haha. All you (insert derrogatory term for ethnic/religious group)are gay!
BystanderA: Just shut up! It's getting old.
BystanderB: I just sent a complaint to ANet - this guy should be banned.
SomeJerk: They won't ban me, you (insert overused profane epithet)!
BystanderC: Just stop responding to this loser.
SomeJerk: You're the loser - (insert comment about the person's mother and/or origins).
.
.
.
and so it goes....

I usually just change districts

Xonic

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Mo/Me

17 Aug 2005 at 19:12 - 8

"guild with cap and almost a guild hall recuting, PM me to join!"

conker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

nowhere

none

17 Aug 2005 at 19:13 - 9

Lions arch- "Theres somthing called trade channel", "wtb/wts ecto", "wts superior monk runes( more then trader lol)"
Tombs- "recruiting for guild, blah blah blah"
ascalon district1-"GODLY SWORD OMG(and its not even max dmg)"
ascalon-any districts-"who wwants 2 go questing"
Yaks Bend-"running to borlis pass"
Maguuma Stade-"Sweet i got my chain lighting/omg gay skills here"
Sanctum Cay-"LFG FIshermans Haven"
Iron mines-"running/lookin for a runner to copperhammer" "where is marhan grotto?"
Copperhammer-"running/looking for a runner to Granite Citadel"
Granite citadel-"is this where 15K armor is??" "wheres marhan?" "what other cities have 15k armors?"
Thundehead "lookin for/runing to marhan" "WHERE ARE ALL THE MONKS?!?!" "Brb"
Ring Of fire-all missions(not ember light camp)- "monks wanted, Lfg, ranger lfg, ranger with winter lfg, i hate imps"
Ember Light camp- "who wants 2 go skill capping??- and after they get what they're loking for, thnx guys i g2g"
Droknars Forge- "Wtb parchment-wts too"
Pre searing- "recruiting for my guild even tho we dont have cape or hall" "need one for traveling with a friend"

Dan Mega

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Chicago

R/N

17 Aug 2005 at 19:16 - 10

I forgot one!

Pre-searing:
WTB black dye, 500g!

conker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

nowhere

none

17 Aug 2005 at 19:17 - 11

hehe yeah

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

17 Aug 2005 at 19:18 - 12

Actually I've posted this on local chat: "Group for mission - We only need 7 more - we have a monk!"

nobody seems to get the subtleties of that message

Thor Wolfson

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2005

Dawn of Fury

17 Aug 2005 at 19:20 - 13

Pre-searing: WTB dyes! Paying up to 100g!
Ember light camp: Shou hai gobble-de-gook
LA Dist. 1- Buying/Selling Superior Monk runes and -hp focus items!

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

17 Aug 2005 at 19:22 - 14

Ascalon
"will dance nake for golds"

Piken Square-Grendich Courthouse
"omg how do i get fiery dragon sword"

Gate of Kryta
"running to Drokanor Forge.. 5k"

and this one i seen alot

"let have a dance party

"

conker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

nowhere

none

17 Aug 2005 at 19:24 - 15

Never seen the piken square one sir skulkcrasher ;PPP and LOL @ THOR WILSONS EMBER LIGHT CAMP THAT IS SO TRUE GOD LOl

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

17 Aug 2005 at 19:27 - 16

pre-searing
"omg i can't get a black bear.."

Draven Nasir

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2005

17 Aug 2005 at 19:32 - 17

Dan, love the avatar dude!

TheGreatBoo

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2005

PA

Once again I'm a free agent. Quality guilds ahoy?

17 Aug 2005 at 19:45 - 18

WTB-WTS should be replaced with ---

LEVEL 20 --/-- LFG! Level 20 is moronic after la. Yes, you're level 20. So are the other 30 people here.

Experienced, mature, 1337, good, ok so you're that because you say you are?

Anything thats not a real word. Pwned is retarded, leave it alone. H4x0r my ass. Go sit on the bench. 1337, yeah you need to be auto-killed if you type this.

Congratulations, you can spell something with number and symbols. Theres also a letter that makes the entire process useless.

Guild recruiting, we have hall/capes/website/ts/vent/level 20's, yay you just joined the ranks of hundreds of other guilds. No one would have guessed that you had any of those. I'm glad that you're filling your guilds with morons who think that those mean anything about the skill of your guild.

REZ ME, shut the hell up. If you died, 9 out of 10 times its because you're a moron. Once is understandable, the thirty times you just spammed it, is not. Lay there while we finish.

Check out my UBER gear, yay, you have high end equipment, if only I could loot your corpse when you're on the ground after i just smited your ass. {Lets see some ear drops haha}

Any moron that changes the form of words so that he can swear. Yay you beat the system, you can say a word you're not supposed to. You must be so very proud.

God &@%$ koreans. Shut the hell up. The beat us in the hoh, its not like they just set fire to your house. Don't cry about another country because you can't farm uw.

Theres some more but I forget them now. I'll edit them in as I remember them.

Sagius Truthbarron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Animal Factory [ZoO]

A/

17 Aug 2005 at 19:51 - 19

Tombs:
"TANK LFG"
"KD/AF WARRIOR LFG TO TOMBS I ONLY HAVE TS~~~~"
"lf uber guild with website"
"WTS: BEST BOW IN THE GAME"

ToA:
"WTS: 1 ECTO 10k"
"Smiting W/mo lfg to UW ~~~ LF SMITE GROUP"
"OMG EUROPE HAS FAVOR !!! I HATE EUROPE"

Ascalon City, dis 9:
"WTS: Best and rarest weapons in the game! I got them in far away maguuma jungle!!!!1"
"how do i leave guild?"
"RUNNING PEOPLE TO YAK'S BEND 3k"
"RUNNING PEOPLE TO bAcOnz PeRcH!! 3 slots left!"
"WTB: black dye 100 gold, char hides 15 gold!!!"

Any city in the desert:
"Wts; 4 Leathery Claws, 20 minatuar horns, 12 Topaz Chests, 50 Storm Eyes!! 120 gold each!"
"Y NO 1 WANT TO DO A MONK'S PATH!?!?!?!?"

Droknar's Forge:
"CAN SOM1 RUN ME TO EMBER LIGHT CAMP or PREDITION ROCK 0R W/E ITZ CALLED???"
"WTB: BLACK DYE 3k!!!"

Lion's Arch:
"WTS EVERY SUP RUNE FOR 10k!!!"
"WTS GODLY MAX DAMAGE GOLD SWORD OF UBER STUFF!!!! NO LOOKERS OR LOW BIDDERS"

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

17 Aug 2005 at 19:54 - 20

Mature W/Mo looking for experienced group without noobs who %$*#ing leave the mission.
(yeah, real mature)

EverBlue

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Canada, AB, Calgary

Arcane Draconum

W/Mo

17 Aug 2005 at 20:14 - 21

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreatBoo

WTB-WTS should be replaced with ---

...

Theres some more but I forget them now. I'll edit them in as I remember them.

I sense much anger within this post.

I don't see why people should change the form of words when they can just turn their censor off..

Calnaion Blackhawk

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

England , Wiltshire

[mB] Mental Block

E/

17 Aug 2005 at 20:29 - 22

ascalon

"OMGGGG UBER FIERIRIRIY RURIK DRAGON SWORD 50k, BARGAIN PRICCEEE!!"
when my eyes have translated it says
"im a noob, i have an over-rated sword which has no bonuses, worth about 200g"

lions arch

"WTB ALL YOUR MATERIALS"

Sofonisba

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Tucson, AZ

The Black Hand Gang [BHG] and The Black Helm Gang [BHeG]

17 Aug 2005 at 20:30 - 23

In pre-searing Ascalon: "I'm bored"

***

Just about everywhere: "take ur clothes off"

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

17 Aug 2005 at 20:50 - 24

"WTB Max Fellblade->PM me!"
(then you show them)
"What? No mods? Forget it!" shuts trade window back to local->"WTB Max Fellblade- PM me!"

Ristaron

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Canada, eh?

Legion Of Valhalla

E/

17 Aug 2005 at 20:50 - 25

Presearing is amazing. Life is blissful and your character is ignorant of everything!

Just about anywhere:
"Group LF monk for mission"
"LFG Bonus only!"
"WTS <insert drop item nearby collectors want>"
"WTB <insert drop item nearby collectors want>"

In Lion's Arch:
"WTS Sigil 80k!"
"WTB Sigil 20k!"
"Selling my guild! Whisper with offer!"
"Running people to D'Alessio Seaboard 500g each! At henchman!" <-- I always laugh my ass off at this, it's just royal. The Seaboard is all of ten feet away.

"'<person with commodity>, why didn't you sell me <commodity>?!'
'Your bid wasn't high enough'
'OMGWTF <person with commodity> overprices! Don't buy anything from <person with commodity>!'"

Serpreme

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

17 Aug 2005 at 20:53 - 26

"healz Plz! Why Arent You Healing All 7 Of Us Warriors!"

zehly

Sunshine

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Wired

Daughters of Ananke

Mo/E

17 Aug 2005 at 20:58 - 27

All areas,
All districts:

"n00b."

Sleazy_D

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Central Massachusetts

Legion of Gweep

Mo/Me

17 Aug 2005 at 21:55 - 28

Said by 50% of losing team in the arenas yesterday:

"Our monk sucked"

DarkWasp

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Paradise

Agency Of Forbidden Fruits [Oot]

R/A

17 Aug 2005 at 22:14 - 29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thor Wolfson

Ember light camp: Shou hai gobble-de-gook

That one almost deserves a thread of its own. If I met the guy who started that there I wouldnt stop at shooting.

spiritofcat

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2005

Sydney, Australia

Order of the Sanguine Dragon [OSD]

E/Mo

17 Aug 2005 at 23:00 - 30

Amnoon Oasis:
"Where is the Arena Guard!?", "zomg! How du I get in teh areana!?!1!oneeleven!"

Seeker's Passage:
"Who wants to do Monk's Path?", "You should start Monk's Path from Elona!"

Camp Rankor:
"Need runner to Droknar's Forge!", "WTS Frosted Griffon Wings"

Killajalavu

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/N

17 Aug 2005 at 23:04 - 31

Thunderhead Keep: "May I find a team that actually has some skill, I've done this mission so many times I want to get it over with" Or something along those lines....:P

Ascalon: "Running Services, running to all Ascalon Cities, 250 Gold for ea city"

Beacons Pearch: "May I get a runner for FREE!?" "Anyone Running to Kryta? Paying gold for a runner"

Lion's Arch: "Omg I just beat Galrath Quest with henchmen!"

Druids Overlook: "LFG for Blood & Smoke quest!" "Running to Aura Glades, 300 Gold!"

Augury Rock: "How do I get Ascended? Where do I go next?"

Maybe that is just me, but I tend to see that all the time in those areas

Mavrik

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2005

Alaska

17 Aug 2005 at 23:04 - 32

Hmmmm.... frosted griffin wings... KFC has got nothin on those!

Camp Rankor: "WHOO HOO MADE IT!!! YEAH!!!!!!" "Uh... no this is camp Rankor... Droknar is a ways off yet."

Yen-lo-wang

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Team Play First

17 Aug 2005 at 23:20 - 33

The one that has GOT to annoy me the most is any "Selling my guild!" types of messages... I have one word for you: WHY?!

spiritofcat

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2005

Sydney, Australia

Order of the Sanguine Dragon [OSD]

E/Mo

18 Aug 2005 at 00:06 - 34

Oh yes, another one.
ToA:
"What is Ascended?", "How do I get ascended?"

I haven't spent much time in augury rock recently, but it used to be:
"OMG! How do I beat my mirror!?!?", "You can beat your mirror easily if you take no skills!" (That one always made me laugh)

Ultimate_Gaara

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?

18 Aug 2005 at 00:13 - 35

Anywhere: "Will dance for 50 gp"
"Can anyone give me free stuff?"

SOT

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

East Texas

18 Aug 2005 at 00:16 - 36

"omg"

"wts"

"noob"

" (something incomprehensible to all but Romulans) "

"emotes"

"naked dances"

Howling Wind

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Down The Road

R/Mo

18 Aug 2005 at 00:19 - 37

A few guy's appearing at elona's reach saying "where do I find the 3 missions for ascension?"

How do you make the obvious more obvious?

Xue Yi Liang

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2005

Northern CA

Outlaws of the Water Margin

Mo/Me

18 Aug 2005 at 00:44 - 38

Quote:

Originally Posted by spiritofcat

Camp Rankor:
"Need runner to Droknar's Forge!"

More commonly I've seen people offering to run people from Rankor to Droknar's - and that's always baffled me. If someone was running from Beacon's Perch they don't normally stop at Rankor - it's usually all the way to Droknar's. I find it hard to believe the runners get any business.

Asplode

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Chicago, IL

Rebel Rising [rawr]

18 Aug 2005 at 00:54 - 39

THE most overused phrase in tombs: You chase a guy all the way through burial mounds for a million and a half years, and before he dies, he HAS to say the following.

"Took you long enough, noobs."

-edit-

Oh, one more.

Ember Light Camp: "shao jin wu qi 50_100k"

...can anyone tell me what this means?

conker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

nowhere

none

18 Aug 2005 at 01:27 - 40

Augury rock- "Running to Elona, Dunes, And RIver, Donations greatly appreciated -.-"
"how do i ascend with this type of char(even before they even try)" -next ones every city, "wheres next mission"
dragon lair- "LFG, GLINT"