Seeking for the worst item of the game

Jas

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2005

Piken Square - American District 1

The Everchanging Path [lost]

Mo/E

I want to know if other people have had such a luck I had the other day near Gates of Kryta... Found a nice chest there, took out the Key and opened it and found a purple axe:

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Battle Axe

Slashing Damage: 5-11 (Req. 1 Axe Mastery)
Damage +11%
Health Regeneration -1

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I was astonished... this uber-item was priceless!

Nobody can ever get any worse thing! I had better white stuff at pre-searing! And this was purple... which usually means it's above average power level.

Let me know (and possibly see/buy) if you have found more uber-rare items in the game.

pagansaint

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

I dunno, the collector's item from the dwarf in droknar's...

Grim Cesta
+12 energy
20/20 cast/recharge SOUL REAPING SPELLS

BeatWolf

BeatWolf

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by pagansaint
I dunno, the collector's item from the dwarf in droknar's...

Grim Cesta
+12 energy
20/20 cast/recharge SOUL REAPING SPELLS
Yep agree this is most usless as there are no soul reaping skills.

Jas

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2005

Piken Square - American District 1

The Everchanging Path [lost]

Mo/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by BeatWolf
Yep agree this is most usless as there are no soul reaping skills.
True, but what will the future bring to us? Expansion is on it's way and I believe there will be Soul Reaping Skills coming up quite soon. That axe will not be of any use now or in future.

mortalis doleo

mortalis doleo

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

my house

The Cutting Edge [TCE]

N/

there is a post here with a picture of an offhand with +5 energy, +4 armor, -5 energy

[email protected]

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by pagansaint
I dunno, the collector's item from the dwarf in droknar's...

Grim Cesta
+12 energy
20/20 cast/recharge SOUL REAPING SPELLS
Some necros switch around between Death/Curses/Blood but always keep Soul Reaping, which makes this item useful for the +12 energy. Some people don't have time to collect the offhand Death/Curse/Blood items, so this item guarantess the +12 energy. It's useful...

striderkaaru

striderkaaru

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

Scars Meadows [SMS], Retired Officer

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by [email protected]
Some necros switch around between Death/Curses/Blood but always keep Soul Reaping, which makes this item useful for the +12 energy. Some people don't have time to collect the offhand Death/Curse/Blood items, so this item guarantess the +12 energy. It's useful...
except for the fact that there are no soul reaping skills whatsoever. so you have a 20% chance of casting something that does not exist faster. and for said non-existent skill to recharge faster as well.

so, i agree that this item is useful for +12 energy. however, the other bonuses are pretty much useless.

gou

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2005

globally warmed england

the discarnate



hmm

CrimsonLegionary

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

I don't!

Crimson Legionary

W/R

Wow gou schooled us all...pwned...

Rivers

Rivers

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Oct 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by mortalis doleo
there is a post here with a picture of an offhand with +5 energy, +4 armor, -5 energy
A while ago i got a healing anhk Enegy 12 (GOLD), so i identified it (thinking that i might get a good amount of money for it)

Healing Anhk
Healing prayers (req. 8)
Energy 12
Armor +4 (while hexed)
-5 energy

What is Guild Wars thinking, why would they even implament this sort of item upgrade, if its -50 health (it would help builds like the invinci monk) but -5 enegy, i dont think there is a way to make that help at all.

i ended up selling it for 120 gold

smurfhunter

smurfhunter

Banned

Join Date: Aug 2005

my w/mo uses mending, orison, and healing breeze. you cant kill him.

Sand Scorpions [SS]

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rivers
i ended up selling it for 120 gold
you should have taken an oversized nerf bat and WACKED it repeatedly until it got nerfed

Knight of Eternal Darknes

Knight of Eternal Darknes

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2005

Cali

Cerebral Assassins[Assn]

W/E

Nah theres a longbow my friend got from a collector or a quest or something


11-18
35%dmg always
-67 attack speed


that by far is the worste weapon

Knido

Knido

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

in exile

W/

right outside serenity temple, the collector......

Rivers

Rivers

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Oct 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Knight of Eternal Darknes
Nah theres a longbow my friend got from a collector or a quest or something


11-18
35%dmg always
-67 attack speed


that by far is the worste weapon
if you use tiger fury or frenzy then it wouldnt be to bad

Knight of Eternal Darknes

Knight of Eternal Darknes

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2005

Cali

Cerebral Assassins[Assn]

W/E

that bow is bad anyway you look at it

-67attack speed is more then tigers fury could do to make it faster, with tigers fury it'd make it -31 attack speed

its a longbow so it's slower then any other bow

it's 10 points of max dmg

35%always you can get from customizing a weapon that has 15% always with a penelty and have a faster weapon and you don't need tigers fury or frenzy in order to make it somewhat effective

Alexandria Kotov

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Shinjitsu Clan (Shin)

Not quite the right thread, but I've picked up a few max items with Pruning as the mod. Must be the worst mod in the game. +15% vs Plants. Aren't pods and such the only plants in the game? And they're incredibly easy to kill in the first place.

edit: Also, in response to that long bow issue up there... I disagree entirely. If it was max dmg, I'd actually USE that bow. The only time I use my longbow (Storm Bow in my case, but same difference) is when I'm drawing a mob into aggro, before switching to my Short Bow for the actual fight. Getting +50% (Customize too) dmg with the only shot I use the bow for sounds alright to me.

Knight of Eternal Darknes

Knight of Eternal Darknes

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2005

Cali

Cerebral Assassins[Assn]

W/E

pruning is an upgrade
the bow isn't max dmg, we're talking about the worste item in the game, if it was max dmg some people would use it and you'd get 1 shot most likely before anything during pve or pvp got to you

pagansaint

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

With TF and IWAY up you could just about negate the penalty...

If it was a Shortbow and max damage I'd use it all the time with TF/Frenzy and IWAY +55% after custom all the time would be pretty devestating.

nebucanezar

nebucanezar

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2005

OnceLost

W/Mo

Naaa those items are awesome
Now my elle's fire staff is uber shite Req 13 fire improves casting speed using curses 5% improves skill recharge using domination magic 4% chance +2 to energy and it was a gold drop from the chest in fow

Knight of Eternal Darknes

Knight of Eternal Darknes

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2005

Cali

Cerebral Assassins[Assn]

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by pagansaint
With TF and IWAY up you could just about negate the penalty...

If it was a Shortbow and max damage I'd use it all the time with TF/Frenzy and IWAY +55% after custom all the time would be pretty devestating.

why would you use these skills just to make a bow that isn't max dmg half decent, iway still wouldn't make it worth it to have that skill there isn't always dead allies laying around you to be somewhat useful you might aswell just use a normal max dmg longbow with no +dmg on it and make you shoot faster and have the same dmg output

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

Worst item in the game that ive found has to be a max holy staff from south shiverpeaks chests.

stats:
+10 energy
11-22 fire dmg (req 13 divine)
increase casting on soul reaping skills (9% chance)
increase skill recharge on fast casting skills (10% chance)
+1 energy
+17% dmg to plants

This has to be the most useless staff in the game seeing as i cant be a monk.necro/mes primary and only having divine with ANY skills that the mods could affect. and being a monk, im not really attacking so i dont need a staff wrapping of pruning

striderkaaru

striderkaaru

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

Scars Meadows [SMS], Retired Officer

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressYichi
Worst item in the game that ive found has to be a max holy staff from south shiverpeaks chests.

stats:
+10 energy
11-22 fire dmg (req 13 divine)
increase casting on soul reaping skills (9% chance)
increase skill recharge on fast casting skills (10% chance)
+1 energy
+17% dmg to plants

This has to be the most useless staff in the game seeing as i cant be a monk.necro/mes primary and only having divine with ANY skills that the mods could affect. and being a monk, im not really attacking so i dont need a staff wrapping of pruning
you can, however, do gardening pretty quickly and effectively with that staff.

ZenRgy

ZenRgy

Zookeeper

Join Date: Jul 2005

Australian Discussion Posse HQ - Glorious leader

҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟&#

N/E

Psh, I got a gold fiery dragon sword and ID'ed it, Dmg +20% vs. plants, I'ma go own my garden with my dragon sword. >.>

Texas Flood

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2005

Wiltwangsons legionnaires

W/N

back in my newb days i bought a gold hammer that was

vampiric shining maul of warding(gold)
19-35 req 10
dmg +18% when health below 50%
life stealing 4
amr +5
and then...
health regeneration -1

ya i thought it would just be for when im being healed so instead of getting 3 from mending i would get only 2 but i was rong
this maul basicly will kill u with a constant < to ur health

because im poverty and cant afford anything btr i have to use this weapon and have to keep blood renawel contantly pumping to keep my health up

Rico Carridan

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

Eternal Comrades

E/Mo

Umm... all vampiric mods have health degen -1. That's (partly) compensated by the fact that you do damage while attacking. Normally with a relatively fast attack rate weapon (a bow frinst) and a high vampiric bow (+4/-1 or +5/-1) you can usually about break even on health.

I think gou's scroll is presently the worst item I've ever seen.

Rico

Guillaume De Sonoma

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

aFk

Me/Rt

Git a sword of plant slaying that gave some wacky bonus i called it my weed wacker

Now i have a max damage gold bow of char slaying that i got from sorrows. whatever happened to the char anyways

Riplox

Riplox

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

North Carolina

Shrophire Protectors [Lion]

W/

I got a charrslaying bow from a charr once O_o

I also got a 1/1 vampiric longbow with +10% dmg always but -1 health regen. I'd say that's pretty darn crappy.

Lord of the Nazgul

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

Go Canada!

Guilds of Creegus

E/Me

I personally like the staff that ues three primary attributes

Texas Flood

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2005

Wiltwangsons legionnaires

W/N

o well im fairly new to gw so i did not know that all vapiric mods had -1 health degen but on a hammer its slow and i basicly just keep blood renewal constantly fueled and its keeps me up

Wilheim Eversmann

Wilheim Eversmann

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

i saw a focus item in the sell forum which +20 hp, armor+5, -21hp.....lol lol lol
(i dun remember the real hp+- but what i remember is that it reduce more than increase...) i think its totally worthless.........why they put those mods on it, and not just +energy and armor+5?? lol

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by gou


hmm
I award the VCI (very crappy item) award to this person's item

hmmm I should get a avatar

I know I can't beat that I hate these stupid req 13 items

ttrader_atl

ttrader_atl

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

W/E

Gold Smiting Rod
Light Dmg:11-22(req 8 smiting prayers)---- max damage + low req is good
Improves Casting speed Inspiration Magic Skills 15%---just ok
Improves skill recharge Death Magic Skills 19%---better

Be nice if you could be three professions????
Smiting-Monk
Inspiration-Mesmer
Death Magic-Necro

Crazy, but its worth 408 to the merchant. Looks like i'll be selling to him.

romO

romO

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

Chicago

Idiot Savants [iQ]

Mo/

my friend spammed for days looking for a fiery dragon sword of charr-slaying. and he finally found a gold max damage one and bought it. he carries it around everywhere just because of the sheer novelty of it.

Knido

Knido

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

in exile

W/

gold skeleton shield.....16 al....9 req....

armor +7 vs. undead

and thats it....

gold stone summit shield....16al....10 req....

armor +6 vs blunt attacks

and thats it.....

kawaii_bat

kawaii_bat

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada, Gatineau

None

Mo/R

I hate this one
omg stupid.JPG

It *WOULD* be good for an N/E only! and 13 Death! OMG you have to *be* an actual minion master for that.


P.S how do you show actual images in the thread?

Fire Of Duragon

Fire Of Duragon

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by kawaii_bat
I hate this one
Attachment 7930

It *WOULD* be good for an N/E only! and 13 Death! OMG you have to *be* an actual minion master for that.


P.S how do you show actual images in the thread?
At least it still has a cool name.... xD

dready

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

R/E

i got a chaos axe once thin it was called weedwacker or something, it had dmg to plants, i mean how many plants are out there in the game :P that was a silly one for me

Badenstein

Badenstein

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2005

Ohio

Quote:
Originally Posted by mortalis doleo
there is a post here with a picture of an offhand with +5 energy, +4 armor, -5 energy
I actually had an item that was +4 energy, +4 armor, -5 energy. I forget if it had qualifiers on it, but I equipped it just to make sure that the thing gave me one less energy. It did. Just goes to show that the item maker program does make "cursed" items that are useless.

I would rather chests and stuff not have these useless items.

Chaos Theory Pvp

Forge Runner

Join Date: Oct 2005

Elite

R/Me

I bought a max gold wingblade sword req 9 un id for 15k.. turned out it was clean !! Ditto on it.

Lmoa

TyLLy_4

TyLLy_4

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

[Crypt Devils]

Me/E

ok .. wer farming in UW and we kill one of the mbosses ... guess what drop i get .....

chaos axe slanshing dramage 15-22 .... adnt hats it ..... (iexpected sumthinng more than that from that guy .. took us furever to kill the bitch)