Seeking for the worst item of the game

Pharoke

Pharoke

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

Washington THE State(Not DC)

W/Mo

I have. Just sold a hammer the other day that gave me -5 +15 health (or somthing like that) along with quicker skill recharge. Not a hammer warrior so it was useless to me.

Wheez

Wheez

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Netherlands

Leave Or Cry Opponents [Loco]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jczech
I'm pretty sure there's a scroll like that you can get from a quest in Ascalon, only with less energy and not rare. Still seems rather pointless though, either just make it say "Health +5" or remove one of the mods so it isn't useless.
+5 Unconditional armor pointless?

~ Wheez.

TheGuildWarsPenguin

TheGuildWarsPenguin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Los Angeles, California

Picnic Pioneers

E/

The worst item is a presearing offhand.
+3 energy only.

Lichtenberg

Lichtenberg

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Mass Delusion [LARP]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pharoke
I have. Just sold a hammer the other day that gave me -5 +15 health (or somthing like that) along with quicker skill recharge. Not a hammer warrior so it was useless to me.
where did u find it?
Quote:
I once got a staff
Max (req 11 soul reaping)
+10% recharge for divine favor skills
+11% recharge for fire magic skills

How completely pointless is that?
i also really doubt u can find a item that req soul reaping other than collectors stuff

Shimus DarkRaven

Shimus DarkRaven

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Titusville, PA <nowhere>

KOD <Knights of the Dragonrose><Guild Officer>

W/Mo

My old Req 13 hammer mastery NON Max <I think it was like 12-18 or some low number like that> with a charrslaying hilt. That's about it. It's still floating around..storage somewheres..


--The Shim

muircurry

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

N/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by kawaii_bat
I hate this one
Attachment 7930

It *WOULD* be good for an N/E only! and 13 Death! OMG you have to *be* an actual minion master for that.


P.S how do you show actual images in the thread?
I'm a Nec/Ele and that looks pretty good to me

Caros

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

Ireland

Powerpuff Boys [PUFF]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by dont feel no pain
lol I remember you getting that. Thunderhead right?

ivanbrooking

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

South Shiverpeaks

W/Mo

i've picked up a hammer (purple) 11-35 dmg (not bad), increases deep wound - problem, no hammer skills I have cause a deep wound therefore this bit is useless (to me anyway) - also some gumf about soul reaping???

Bubba Lips

Bubba Lips

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

North Carolina

The Grave Diggers [gds]

Mo/W

List the absolute worst, pathetic, sad, pitiful, crummy, items you have that you would have to pay someone to take!



I hahve this beauty:

cane
req 6 domination
6-9 damage



Let's see your crappy wares!

sun is in us

sun is in us

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Organic Soup

Of the Day

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressYichi
Worst item in the game that ive found has to be a max holy staff from south shiverpeaks chests.

stats:
+10 energy
11-22 fire dmg (req 13 divine)
increase casting on soul reaping skills (9% chance)
increase skill recharge on fast casting skills (10% chance)
+1 energy
+17% dmg to plants

This has to be the most useless staff in the game seeing as i cant be a monk.necro/mes primary and only having divine with ANY skills that the mods could affect. and being a monk, im not really attacking so i dont need a staff wrapping of pruning
Do plants have souls?



ANGELA:
Who is it, darling?
GEOFFREY:
It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping? I don't think we need any at the moment.
ANGELA:
Hello. Well, don't leave him hanging around outside, darling. Ask him in.
GEOFFREY:
Darling, I don't think it's quite the moment.
ANGELA:
Do come in. Come along in. Come and have a drink. Do. Come on.

Savio

Savio

Teenager with attitude

Join Date: Jul 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

No, plants don't have souls. They are pure evil monstrosities. Which is why I run around with Pruning mods and shields with +armor versus Plants.

fiery

fiery

Banned

Join Date: Oct 2005

maryland

InYurFace Gaming [IYF]

R/

i have a water staff of divine favor i belive..at school so dont know..
but max. req 13 water magic.. casting speed fire..and +1 Divine Favor. no other mods.

dont feel no pain

dont feel no pain

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Uk,Wales

Quote:
Originally Posted by Caros
lol I remember you getting that. Thunderhead right?
ye

peterwestonc

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

Hobbits Of Doom

N/E

lol these are quite good but i think that mistress yichis staff is the worst

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

until the other night i still had it. some moron offered me 25k for it as a "collectors item" for having heard me talk abotu it on guru. lol i have screenshots somewhere, ill look when i get home from work

master_ranger_matt

master_ranger_matt

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

Salt Lake City, Utah.... no im not mormon

Radicals Against Tyrants [RAT]

R/Me

umm texas, you must still be in ur noob days. ALL vampiric weapons have health degen, that is a very nice hammer.
*edit* o sry, i dint look to see how many people posted since then

Supremacy Of Malice

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2005

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by gou


hmm
We have a winner, this one diserves the title of Worst Item Ever

Hockster

Hockster

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2005

This is a pretty useless item.

Retribution X

Retribution X

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Check behind you again.

N/

actually i see some weapons here that arn't crap. with -health, those ROCK for invinci monks...

yesitsrob

yesitsrob

Elite Guru

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

SMS/Victrix

I recently did Iron Mines mission with my monk in just Ascalon armor and starting scalp... so while it's served me well this item here is pretty useless

SaintGreg

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2005

Of all these items, I still think the original poster's is the least useful = -1 health regen without any life stealing? Thats pretty bad.

The -5 energy focus from cities of ascalon is pretty nice (as long as you don't have points into earth), I just need a -energy wand to go with it for even more energy difference, don't think one exists though.

The Yoink

The Yoink

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

Knights of the Ring

Mo/W

intrigued by the post, decided to hop in pre for a moment to see what I could come up with... tagged this beauty in under three minutes..

Geirroed

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2005

E/Me

Quote:
I just need a -energy wand to go with it for even more energy difference, don't think one exists though.
Just take one of those permanent-damage-modded -5 energy axes/swords

This is hard stuff:
Set1: Sword/axe and focus (with a requirement you don't have): -10
Set2: Hod Sword (or this collector's wand outside Nolani) and a regular focus: +17

Makes those "loose all your energy"-spells pretty pointless if you consider you have to invest some energy in the spell anyway...

Back to topic:
My favourite one is yesitsrob's scalp, not entirely useless (if you encounter mursaats and have no other infused item), but pretty pointless to infuse it in the first place

Greetings Geirröd

Loeil Battlecow

Loeil Battlecow

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

INSK

Mo/E

Since I think I've got the worst eternal Shield (gold) in the game I want to submit it to you

ETERNAL SHIELD
Armor 16
Req 13 strengh
Improve casting speed Using blood Magic skill 16%
+6 armor vs Tengu

ThorgallSpotswood

ThorgallSpotswood

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

Louisville, Kentucky

: )

W/Mo

Wow..

Deadlyjunk

Deadlyjunk

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2005

Fisherman's Haven

Endangered Species List [List]

W/E

I just did some IDS runs with a guy holding a req. 12 tactics eternal with: armor 16, fire magic +1 (19%), receive damage -1 (vs. char)

Foppe

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

COLD, Cold Snap

Quote:
Originally Posted by Loeil Battlecow
Since I think I've got the worst eternal Shield (gold) in the game I want to submit it to you

ETERNAL SHIELD
Armor 16
Req 13 strengh
Improve casting speed Using blood Magic skill 16%
+6 armor vs Tengu
Not that bad at all.. Itd be the worst one if it was a plain ''Armor: 1 round shield or whatever''

schutz

schutz

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2005

wales

W/Me

Foppe, read what the thread title says

blood4blood

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

How about a gold 7-12 scimitar req 8 or 9 with a +11-12% pruning mod? I almost wish I'd have kept it just so I'd have a pic of how awful it was.

schutz

schutz

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2005

wales

W/Me

My worst was probably this smiting staff i got on gates of kryta mission, a monk boss dropped it, was rare like 6-12 damage, energy+5, enchantments 20% and a 20% recharge in domination or something and i salvage thinking its a win win situation and end up getting wood

Monen

Monen

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by schutz
i salvage....and end up getting wood
You get wood from salvaging....creepy dude, just creepy

AznPhate

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

Scars Meadow

Mo/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Monen
You get wood from salvaging....creepy dude, just creepy


he ment that he wanted to get the +5 energy, or 20% enchantment mod.

Drake Ditheon

Drake Ditheon

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Sep 2005

Phoenix, AZ

In Harms Way

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by AznPhate
he ment that he wanted to get the +5 energy, or 20% enchantment mod.
I'm pretty sure Monen was just being silly.
___________

The worst gold item I've gotten (or should I say most disappointing) is:

Chaos Axe
Max Dmg - Req 12
+17% vs. Trolls

Nothing quite like ID'ing an unidentified gold Chaos Axe and getting this ^^.

Sk8tborderx

Sk8tborderx

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

PA

Us Are Not [leet]

W/

The worst gold item I ever got was from a chest in FoW it was a scroll with 12 energy req 13 earth magic and had -5 energy

Greygon

Greygon

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Arkansas

Knights of the Republic (KOTR)

W/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressYichi
Worst item in the game that ive found has to be a max holy staff from south shiverpeaks chests.

stats:
+10 energy
11-22 fire dmg (req 13 divine)
increase casting on soul reaping skills (9% chance)
increase skill recharge on fast casting skills (10% chance)
+1 energy
+17% dmg to plants

This has to be the most useless staff in the game seeing as i cant be a monk.necro/mes primary and only having divine with ANY skills that the mods could affect. and being a monk, im not really attacking so i dont need a staff wrapping of pruning
I too have pulled some triple req items out of SF... They are beauties also in this competition of crap, however, I must admit... This Item reigns supreme! The really great thing is that it is almost PERFECT crap!

/bows in awe

Ensign

Ensign

Just Plain Fluffy

Join Date: Dec 2004

Berkeley, CA

Idiot Savants

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Yoink
lol.. I assure you I've read the entire thread, I know of it's utility in manipulating energy in pvp, and the only reason I posted it is because others had posted -energy items gotten from Pre-searing.
I appreciate that you understand the value of such an item. Understand my frustration that the best place to acquire this PvP uberloot is not in a trade forum but in a 'worst item ever' thread. It's simply maddening that these things are non-trivial to farm, and when they do get found they're mocked instead of sold to those who might actually need them.

Peace,
-CxE

The Yoink

The Yoink

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

Knights of the Ring

Mo/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ensign
I appreciate that you understand the value of such an item. Understand my frustration that the best place to acquire this PvP uberloot is not in a trade forum but in a 'worst item ever' thread. It's simply maddening that these things are non-trivial to farm, and when they do get found they're mocked instead of sold to those who might actually need them.

Peace,
-CxE
ahh, my apologies... well, rest assured the item wasn't merchanted, and I'm sure the sword's current owner will put it to good use..

On another note, if I come across another one it's yours free of charge... I usually just give these away to PvP people anyways and I'm sure you or someone else in iQ will find ample use for it

later days

(reature111

(reature111

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

STW

N/Me

who says pruning is useless.......? there are just as evil plants in this game as every other monster type

bebe

bebe

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

http://tinyurl.com/4g5ueb8

Put the peanut in the peanut hole!

Quote:
Originally Posted by kvndoom

Seems to have been updated a little...

Geesh, 4-7 base damage to start with, and only does 81% of that. But, you deal that 3-6 fire damage 10% faster! Yay!
this wand was my weapon til my HoD sword for my monk.

the +5 energy is all you need as aheal/prot monk

ThorgallSpotswood

ThorgallSpotswood

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

Louisville, Kentucky

: )

W/Mo

I just bought the worst Fellblade ever.

Slashing Damage 15-22 req 8
Dmg +16% (vs trolls)

AKA No inherent damage mod!!!