urban GW legends
Ollj
This thread is about urban legends and bullshit too many people still believe in guild wars:
please do not discuss or flame here, just post what you think is uttelry wrong!
The following sentenses are bullshit:
1 Sorrows furnache drops are not random
2 If you klick the ghostly hero after you won in the tombs you do not get to the Halls of Heroes.
3 Green items are better than golden items are better than purple items are better than blue items
4 most item upgrades are useless, for example 10% chances on all skills[
5 guild wars is perfectly ballanced because everything has its counter
6 all skills are equally powerfull (just compare skills from around shouthern shiverpeaks with skills from around ascalon, not to mention otyoughs cry)
7Hencheman are worse than most of all pve players
W1 Warriors can heal (how many adrenaline skills heal? how many enertg regen do warriors have? Paladins must smite (or protect)!)
W1.1 Mending is good for primary warriors (as long as it lasts longer than 15-30 seconds while you take damage, wich it does not!! Enchantment removing is fun)
W1.2 Healing Breeze is good for warriors (healing breeze is semi usefull for E/Mo, warriors cant heal shit)
Mo1 Word of healing is the best monk elite skill (Healing hands is better if the target gets hit more than 3-5 times or if you combine it with dwaynas kiss)
Mo2 Healing breeze is a good skill for primary monks (it's the slowest and lowest healing per energy of all monk skills, only usefull for E/Mo and N/Mo!)
Mo3 "Need 1 more monks" (wroing singular, and less monks make a team build more powerfull)
N1 Minions die faster if they get healed (a minions health degen increases per second, keeps them alife if you have too much energy)
N2 Blood is Power is a good skill for necromancers with 16 blood magic
N3 Well of Power is worth its energy regeneration for small teams
Me1 Mesmers in pve are useless (so stupid, not worth a comment)
Me2 More than 7 fast casting is a waste of attribute points. (only if you have the reaction time of a 60 year old)
E1 E/Mo can not heal as much as Mo/Me (try one)
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please do not discuss or flame here, just post what you think is uttelry wrong!
The following sentenses are bullshit:
1 Sorrows furnache drops are not random
2 If you klick the ghostly hero after you won in the tombs you do not get to the Halls of Heroes.
3 Green items are better than golden items are better than purple items are better than blue items
4 most item upgrades are useless, for example 10% chances on all skills[
5 guild wars is perfectly ballanced because everything has its counter
6 all skills are equally powerfull (just compare skills from around shouthern shiverpeaks with skills from around ascalon, not to mention otyoughs cry)
7Hencheman are worse than most of all pve players
W1 Warriors can heal (how many adrenaline skills heal? how many enertg regen do warriors have? Paladins must smite (or protect)!)
W1.1 Mending is good for primary warriors (as long as it lasts longer than 15-30 seconds while you take damage, wich it does not!! Enchantment removing is fun)
W1.2 Healing Breeze is good for warriors (healing breeze is semi usefull for E/Mo, warriors cant heal shit)
Mo1 Word of healing is the best monk elite skill (Healing hands is better if the target gets hit more than 3-5 times or if you combine it with dwaynas kiss)
Mo2 Healing breeze is a good skill for primary monks (it's the slowest and lowest healing per energy of all monk skills, only usefull for E/Mo and N/Mo!)
Mo3 "Need 1 more monks" (wroing singular, and less monks make a team build more powerfull)
N1 Minions die faster if they get healed (a minions health degen increases per second, keeps them alife if you have too much energy)
N2 Blood is Power is a good skill for necromancers with 16 blood magic
N3 Well of Power is worth its energy regeneration for small teams
Me1 Mesmers in pve are useless (so stupid, not worth a comment)
Me2 More than 7 fast casting is a waste of attribute points. (only if you have the reaction time of a 60 year old)
E1 E/Mo can not heal as much as Mo/Me (try one)
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Tactical-Dillusions
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Originally Posted by Ollj
uttelry, sentenses, furnache, klick, ballanced, powerfull, shouthern,
otyoughs, Hencheman, enertg, wich, usefull, usefull, wroing, powerfull, alife. |
Smile and ignore them. You will feel better.
jules
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ollj
Me2 More than 7 fast casting is a waste of attribute points. (only if you have the reaction time of a 60 year old)
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Nice post.
Overnite
8. There will be more Chapters after Chapter II flops
quickmonty
9. Anet has nothing against honest farmers.
MSecorsky
10. Rangers aren't good enough at xxxxx to take.
Amn_En_Tarsath
11 - The Guild-destruction patch encourages strategy
12 - PVP is superior to PVE
13 - Early opening of a chest will decrease its content
14 - The assasin class will rock
15 - There will be an Auction House!
16 - There will be a tormentor 15 k armor.
12 - PVP is superior to PVE
13 - Early opening of a chest will decrease its content
14 - The assasin class will rock
15 - There will be an Auction House!
16 - There will be a tormentor 15 k armor.
mm00re
gwen is hiding in the depths of the UW.
Shimus DarkRaven
1> If there are multiple ways to do something; one of them is faulty. <--Not true.
2> W/Mos are newbs. <--Not true. I've played one on my main all my time here. While it's true for the vast majority of "new people" that tend to flock to them, it can be said of any class. W/mo's just get picked on :P
--The Shim
2> W/Mos are newbs. <--Not true. I've played one on my main all my time here. While it's true for the vast majority of "new people" that tend to flock to them, it can be said of any class. W/mo's just get picked on :P
--The Shim
unienaule
Absorption isn't global.
Ollj
kroean players are better than american players and they have the favour of the goods more often.
Carinae
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Originally Posted by Ollj
kroean players are better than american players and they have the favour of the goods more often.
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Shen Xi
word of healing is superior than healing hands though, spike heals ftw
Tactical-Dillusions
You won't find a Cyote in one place and a werewolf in the next and say "Oh wow that's basically the same thing with different colours".
They have to go.
They have to go.
Savio
W/Mos with Mending are overpowered. Wait, that's already been said... oh well, can't hurt to say it again.
dr_james2k
Energy burn effects intelligence
The mesmer dance is the worst dance
The mesmer dance is the worst dance
Ollj
You can heal a spike that does ~600 damage in less than 1/4 second!
Word of healing heals faster than healing hands and is spike healing. (1/4 and instant on attack against 3/4)
Word of healing heals faster than healing hands and is spike healing. (1/4 and instant on attack against 3/4)
Kakumei
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Originally Posted by Tactical-Dillusions
You won't find a Cyote in one place and a werewolf in the next and say "Oh wow that's basically the same thing with different colours".
They have to go. |
Lexar
I know a real one that isn't more a criticism about people's opinions:
There's a slim chance that you can get an ecto if you salvage phantom residue.
There's a slim chance that you can get an ecto if you salvage phantom residue.
jules
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Originally Posted by Ollj
kroean players are better than american players and they have the favour of the goods more often.
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European players suck.
Racthoh
The chest that appears after the first quest in FoW drops better if everyone gets the reward from the quest before opening it.
I'm so sick of it.
I'm so sick of it.
Swehurn
If you drop several gold items on the ground before you open a chest, it greatly improves the chance that the chest will contain a gold item.
I've also heard a variant of this regarding ecto - drop some on the ground in UW and you'll have a greater chance of collecting more while you're down there.
I've also heard a variant of this regarding ecto - drop some on the ground in UW and you'll have a greater chance of collecting more while you're down there.
heist23
that is golden.
EternalTempest
If a chest (w/key) drops a purple item, the next could be gold
General Surena
Low-req weapons do more critical hits and thus more damage
mm00re
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Originally Posted by EternalTempest
If a chest (w/key) drops a purple item, the next could be gold
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EternalTempest
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Originally Posted by mm00re
nope, it do happen, 3 days ago in uw, first one as purple, next chest was gold.
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If a gold droped, the next was gold. Back to more testing.
saphir
single chests are already predetermined to drop only purples or golds. i've never seen the same chest drop both purples and golds for players anymore.
HawkofStorms
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Originally Posted by mm00re
nope, it do happen, 3 days ago in uw, first one as purple, next chest was gold.
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Racthoh
Apparently, haven't had much time to test this theory, but if you look at a chest before you open it you can determine what kind of item will drop. It will appear with a purple tint it will drop purple.
How about this gem, it's a pick-up and play game. No grind required.
How about this gem, it's a pick-up and play game. No grind required.
Sir Skullcrasher
People will be a level 20 pirates in Chapter 2!
ethraax
This is a pet peve, but i hate it when people say:
I can play 90%+ of the game with no other people, just henchies.
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Henchies suck - human players are far superior |
jesh
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Originally Posted by Racthoh
How about this gem, it's a pick-up and play game. No grind required.
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MY personal pet peeve is something like this: "The xxxx is the best pet." "Bears attack slow." "The bear tanks the best."
This one is common too.
"You need a monk primary to be a healer/protector, no other class can heal/protect."
I always want to rub my mesmer in the faces of those people.
Lexar
About the ecto drops, that's not impossible, we had a run last night, and twice did we have 2 ecto's right after one another, while they weren't picked up yet. Ecto's usually get picked up asap. You'd really have to trust other people to try this for real though.
Leonof
Paladins are invincible in PvP, making them perfect tanks
IWAY is too good
Mesmers are useless in PvE
Necros can only be minion masters
Monks in 4vs4 = win
Favor affects boss spawns in PvE
Henchmen are stupid and real people are smarter
PvE > PvP
PvP > PvE
IWAY is too good
Mesmers are useless in PvE
Necros can only be minion masters
Monks in 4vs4 = win
Favor affects boss spawns in PvE
Henchmen are stupid and real people are smarter
PvE > PvP
PvP > PvE
Digital Bath
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Originally Posted by jesh
I love that.
MY personal pet peeve is something like this: "The xxxx is the best pet." "Bears attack slow." "The bear tanks the best." This one is common too. "You need a monk primary to be a healer/protector, no other class can heal/protect." I always want to rub my mesmer in the faces of those people. |
Here are mine:
Guild Wars is a MMORPG and not a CORPG.
or
Guild Wars is CORPG and not a MMORPG.
Fenix Swiftblade
Infuse health sucks because you have to lose half your health.
jesh
Quote:
Originally Posted by Digital Bath
Wait, is this WoW or GW?? Those comments kinda blur the line a little bit.
Here are mine: Guild Wars is a MMORPG and not a CORPG. or Guild Wars is CORPG and not a MMORPG. |
Kakumei
Quote:
Originally Posted by Digital Bath
Wait, is this WoW or GW?? Those comments kinda blur the line a little bit.
Here are mine: Guild Wars is a MMORPG and not a CORPG. or Guild Wars is CORPG and not a MMORPG. |
Guardian of the Light
Heres one
"Farming is Dead since Nov 10"
Couldn't be more untrue
"Farming is Dead since Nov 10"
Couldn't be more untrue