What Would The WORST Game Update Be?

Worst potential hypothetical updates:

Increase level cap would have to be tops.
Mini-pets now attack and can be killed!
Mounts!
Pay-per-storage! Now on sale at the GW Store!
We're undoing the AoE scatter affect in PvE!
We're increasing the level cap... again!
Introducing the +10e -100hp sword!

Changed maximum skill slots to 15.

Making "Leeroy Jenkins!" a shout that triggers god mode.

You can't access the login screen unless your territory has favor...

Removeing instances and mergeing pvp and pve areas.

Increase level cap
Increase the level of all the enemies to 100
Put in a ghost Gwen who would slay you if you talk trash to her
Change all the healing skills to mending
Remove all the core class and leave in Ritualist and Assassin
and finally... Introduction of Gravity and Real-World Physics Watch as your meteorshower take 1 hours to fall upon your enemies!

The update that would make Guild Wars p2p. I would die instantly. Serious.

Remove the option to skip cutscenes.

I win

PvE getting easier..

P2P.
Remove insta-map travel.
Add six new races! Dwarf, elf, undead, animal, beast, and, erm... whatever, spiderman.
Necromancers have to be within adjecent range to get bonuses from SR.
Warriors have 100% armour pen whatever lvl% your strength is!
Ele's have a bigger energy pool and less energy regen! [wait]
Rangers expertise only works with ranger skills!
Monks heal any adjecant enemies 50% of the time!
Mesmers cast 10% faster for each level in fast casting!
Asssassins think they can tank!
If your ritualist is wearing a blindfold, you are always under the condition blind!

My best and worse are very similar.

Best:
Add Auction House upgrade to the game.

Worst:
* Add option to purchase Auction House upgrade from online store.

In my opinion, its the one thing the game needs the most, but if they decided to make it available only if you paid for it, I'd probably be done with Guild Wars for good.

Guild Wars will now shut down forever.

nerfing the MM, Ohhh they already did

My E/Mo bonded the little turtles and got through the Gyala Hatchery the regular way just fine

Worst GW update:

* The release schedule has been changed! New chapters will now be released every 6 moths instead of every 12, and no extra content like Sorrow's Furnace will ever be released again!

Wait. That sounded a lot less depressing when it was in my head

- Character's maximum level has been raised to 60.
- Private instances has been removed. Every area is now shared with others.
- FoW armor sets have extra bonus stats compared to other armor sets.
- Rare skin items have extra bonus stats compared to other items.
- Enemies don't escape anymore from AoE damage.
- Rank 9 or higher players get a boss aura.
- Warriors gain 50% damage bonus vs. assassins
- Assassins lose 50% damage vs. warriors
- Monk Mending skill absorbs 50% damage from any source.
- All mesmer skills have been removed because they are useless. Mesmers can now attack only with their weapons. They also lose -40 armor against everyone except other mesmers.
- Necromancers can raise multiple flesh golems.
- Verata's Sacrifice has now 30 seconds duration and 30 seconds recharge.
- Ritualists can cast multiple spirits of same type.
- Ranger Barrage skill doesn't remove preparations.
- If you use Healing Signet when you are in Frenzy stance, the Healing Signet penalty will be negated and you gain +40 armor.
- When you are not moving, you will gain +40 armor and knock downs against you have 50% chance to fail.

Best would be kicking out players that dont move for 5 minutes in a mission..there go alot of those "leets"
Worst giving double atts to bosses in Factions PVE to make up for lack of PVE content.

seriously, things they might decide to do -

cant leave a town with out a full team to stop farming.

more pointless things to do that cost far to much money. (Like Titles)

but of cource not all updates are bad, they will no doubt have a brain stormingly great idea of an update and make it only available to nightfall accounts (like the new storage for factions)

if you die you lose 1 level and half of experience you already had before you died.

Realistic update: Dervishes are reintroduced at the Nightfall release and are exactly the same as they were during the GWN PvP preview weekend.

Unrealistic updates: Level cap is raised, SS causes scattering, or AoE nerf removed.

Nope, thsoe are quite real, http://youtube.com/watch?v=HKgmyMuZNdA Guild Wars WAS going to look like that, thank god they didn't.