What Would The WORST Game Update Be?

ZenRgy

ZenRgy

Zookeeper

Join Date: Jul 2005

Australian Discussion Posse HQ - Glorious leader

҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟&#

N/E

Heroes' Ascent
Increased team size to 8.

Oh wait!

thundercleese_06

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mo/W

- EVERY skill costs 35 energy and the maximum energy a player can have is 30.
- All creatures cannot be the target of skills until they have less than 90% health.
- All weapons deal 20-20 dmg. The dmg of each weapon decreases by 1 point for every level you are.
- All assasins have -15 health degeneration and are blind... ALL THE TIME.

Arren Knez

Arren Knez

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2007

south of somewhere

Dominion of Passi [PaSI]

warrior AR reduced to 60, -10 against physical, muawhahaha :P

Rurik Jangeer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2006

[FINE] Fat Insecure Neurotic Emotional

P/W

Probably nerfing Dervishes at all. I'll still play them but I miss my Paragon and Ritualist pwnage. I heart warriorparagondervishritualist. wewt

A little off topic, but I noticed someone talking earlier in this thread about the Gyala Hatchery back path. I know this thread is old and I was wondering, has that strategy been nerfed?

daky

daky

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

R/

reducing storage size by 5slots causing all items in those five slots to be deleted.

Etta

Etta

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Mancland, British Empire

When NCSoft sold Anet to SOE.

thundercleese_06

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mo/W

There is now no more energy. Instead you use your own life total and deduct the energy cost of the spell from your life total X your level.

Ha Ha. That would be interesting...

Spartan117

Spartan117

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

The Other Hand

W/R

i think that a one hit kill on yourself from monsters would be the worst.lol

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

Having Gwen as your hero and she nukes peoples for you!

Caith-Avar

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Germany / Playing on European Region.

Society of Life and Death [sold]

Me/Mo

All roles are temporarily exchanged: Characters become either monsters or NPCs and monsters and NPCs become characters.

So you either sit around all day in a town feeling like:
Sisyphos, because you give away a quest to three dozens of characters to get the job done, reward all for doing it and finding out that you have to give this quest away to everyone else still (quest-npc) or
the ultimate altruist, because although you're a merchant - which is why everybody mostly ignores you while they interact with you - you buy loads of crap and end up with a HUGE deficit - your only good thing is that you have an unlimited supply of utilities like idents and salvage kits (merchant npc)
Or, you sit around in the explorable areas only able to move around by a few inches just to be slain over and over again (and maybe multiple times parallel, for multiple instances) by characters coming along. (monster)

This change lasts until you have completed the following goal:
Quest NPC: Have the job done once and for all.
Merchant NPC: Resell at least three quarters of what you buy from players.
Monster: Kill all characters in the game.
Of course, this has to be accomplished while standing around (or moving in a small area) in more or less the same spot all day.

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Okay. It's more like an event. But it would be in the update log, wouldn't it?

SephyXIII

SephyXIII

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2007

i live in there

E/A

when to open the program a big pile of shit gets launched into your face

lennymon

lennymon

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Seattle

Odin's Hammer [OH] - Servant's of Fortuna [SoF]

R/

the worst GW update EVER:

one that won't happen for 2 more years (and therefore nobody has a good understanding of its details) and yet folks are incessantly whining about it as if it were a certainty.

Phantom Flux

Phantom Flux

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2006

New York City

Phantom Flux (FLUX)

A/

The worst update was nerfing Shadow Prison and the A/E and E/A Solo green farming build. I hate how monsters such as Darkroot and Sunreach runaway when you use silver armor. That was screwed up. Plus Shadow Prison didn't need to be nerfed to the cost from 5 energy to 10 energy. That was stupid and pointless. If the idea was to nerf BOA Shadow Prison Sins, that was pointless because the build is overrated itself. However, Shadow Prison does come nicely with some pve builds.

ANET: UN-NERF SHADOW PRISON AND SILVER ARMOR!! GRRR!

Caith-Avar

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Germany / Playing on European Region.

Society of Life and Death [sold]

Me/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Phantom Flux
ANET: UN-NERF SHADOW PRISON AND SILVER ARMOR!! GRRR!
I think this thread is more about hypothetical... and, I don't want to be a nitpick, but it's sliver armor.

ChyldeOfTheLotus

ChyldeOfTheLotus

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2007

N/Mo

Decrease minion cap to 5.

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

ncsoft sells anet to blizzard (makers of wow) :O
Making ha to 4v4

Rakeman

Banned

Join Date: Oct 2006

The worst update would be when they make each attribute have only 1 or 2 worthy elites out of the many they have.

Oh wait... :-(

Corinthian

Corinthian

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaceb
* Every instanced zone is shared with everyone also every place is FFA PvP.
* Enabled Ninja-looting -.- (even NPC heroes/henchies can ninja-loot!)
This would be the BEST update EVER!!!

And the worst?

-Guild Wars now costs $13 a month to play

Caith-Avar

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Germany / Playing on European Region.

Society of Life and Death [sold]

Me/Mo

I had some new Ideas.
"From now on, you HAVE to chose between several gaming modes":

SONIC mode.
You only have 1 life. If your life reaches 0, your inventory drops on the ground and then quickly disappears. If life reaches 0 while you don't have inventory, you're dead and have to start anew.

IRONMAN or PROFESSIONAL CHARACTERS mode.
If you die, your character (or account?) is deleted.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO THE UNSEEN TORMENT CREATURES mode.
Every monster is Level 28, can do "Call to the Torment", can do "Spectral Agony" and it is impossible to infuse ANY armor. Present infusions are undone.

MONSTERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! mode
All monsters are considered one group - aggro one and you aggro every single creature in your map.

MOTW, U! - hard mode
All monsters from all areas in all campaigns are considered one group. Trigger that devourer right outside Ascalon, and Abaddon, Glint, Kuunavang, the Lich, Shiro Tagachi as well as every single high-level creature will come to get you. They will automatically spawn in your aggro radius to keep you busy while the creatures from the current area have to walk towards you.

bhavv

bhavv

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2006

New skill introduced:

Elite Mending:

While you maintain this enchantment, target ally has +10 energy regen, +10 health regen -25 damage reduction and gains 25 health whenever struck by damage.

When Elite Mending ends, all allies in radar range are ressurected with max health and energy, cured of all DP, and have Elite Mending applied to them for 30 seconds.

When combined with normal mending, all the effects from Elite Mending are doubled.

Kas

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

The ultimately worst update ever would be:
"Implemented Elves as playable races"

Guildmaster Cain

Guildmaster Cain

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Guildmistress Eve [Me], Guildmistress Azura [N], Guildmistress Azumi [A], Guildmistress Jaina [D]

Guildmaster Aeron [Rt], Arthas Ironfist [W], Guild: The Tyrian Templars [TTT]

Quote:
Originally Posted by bhavv
New skill introduced:

Elite Mending:

While you maintain this enchantment, target ally has +10 energy regen, -25 damage reduction and gains 25 health whenever struck by damage.

When Elite Mending ends, all allies in radar range are ressurected with max health and energy, cured of all DP, and have Elite Mending applied to them for 30 seconds.

When combined with normal mending, all the effects from Elite Mending are doubled.
*new update*
-Elite mending can now be ECHOD! Echo Elite Mending to cast it fast on everyone.

thundercleese_06

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mo/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by bhavv
New skill introduced:

Elite Mending:

While you maintain this enchantment, target ally has +10 energy regen, +10 health regen -25 damage reduction and gains 25 health whenever struck by damage.

When Elite Mending ends, all allies in radar range are ressurected with max health and energy, cured of all DP, and have Elite Mending applied to them for 30 seconds.

When combined with normal mending, all the effects from Elite Mending are doubled.
Elite Mending is also a SKILL making it impossible to remove.

Chris616263

Chris616263

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

Me/

Spiritual Pain being nerfed and making mesmers obsolete in PvE.

Oh, wait! :P

Not A Fifty Five

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

Creating guild

Mo/

Another nerf to incoming.

SotiCoto

SotiCoto

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2007

Drazach Thicket

Temple of Zhen Xianren [Sifu]

Replacing the instance-based play with one huge game world...

Penalties for using henchies over PuGs...

Forcing everyone to start over...



[Can anyone guess which sequel I'm probably NOT going to enjoy? ¬_¬]

terminatorofhell

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2007

W/Mo

it better not end up looking like world of warcraft that would be soooo damn stupid

terminatorofhell

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2007

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Carl Butanananowski


/suicide

that is Bull**** thats guildwars befroe it was even released old video ! the new gw will be WAY better than that! what a joke

Etta

Etta

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Mancland, British Empire

Quote:
Originally Posted by Not A Fifty Five
Another nerf to incoming.
LOFL!!

Incoming now last for 1 sec. yey!!!

SotiCoto

SotiCoto

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2007

Drazach Thicket

Temple of Zhen Xianren [Sifu]

Correction to my previous post... as what happens with GW2 doesn't concern what I do now.
Worst game update:

Hard Mode, with a whole new slew of stuff locked away inside.


A-Net : Pandering to the elitist bastards.

Exoudeous

Exoudeous

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

Honor Warriors

E/

So because I want a challange Im an eltiest basterd. thats nice.

you do know the jerks are the smallest percentage, but because they are mean they get more recognition. so stop making assumptions.

you look alot worse for tossing insults at others. can't really feel sorry for yu when you arnt being nice

SotiCoto

SotiCoto

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2007

Drazach Thicket

Temple of Zhen Xianren [Sifu]

I'm one of those sorts with a mirror personality. Whatever gets directed at me gets reflected away from me. When I feel that things are against me, I tend to be against things in general.... I don't mean anything too personal by it.


But that doesn't mean I get in the slightest why anyone would want to make things that difficult for themselves. I can only assume it is because they don't take the games seriously at all.
I find if games are too challenging it seriously stresses me out... and can make me physically sick. This is quite ironic, considering that gaming is my best means of relieving stress in the first place.
I'm an obsessive-compulsive gamer... and unfortunately I need to try and limit myself to things well within my capabilities to avoid stress. It just makes matters unpleasant for me when everyone else is demanding that things be placed way outside my reach.


Don't suppose you'll be able to relate....
Don't suppose anyone will.
As far as I'm aware I'm the only person so far who has voiced a dislike to the idea of Hard Mode.

Exoudeous

Exoudeous

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

Honor Warriors

E/

and like wise lots of people would get upset if the game was made too easy.

lots of people like hard games and find them to be more fun. this is why hard mode is seperate and isnt being forced on people that dont want it. Hardr modes reap better rewards and thats the way it should be.

I think its rather silly to hate people cause they want a challange.

SotiCoto

SotiCoto

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2007

Drazach Thicket

Temple of Zhen Xianren [Sifu]

The third line.
THAT is what I have an issue with.

It is something that hasn't been too much of a problem in Guild Wars so far.... Or at least not in that collector weapons can often be made to roughly the same standard as elite weapons gained from special sources. Admittedly quite a few of the special weapons do actually manage to be better than any collector weapon could be.... but it isn't by much.

But effectively... I know there is a limit to my capability.
And since I will never be able to surpass that limitation (it isn't just a matter of effort), I know that some aspects of the game that actually make a practical difference are inherantly denied to me.

I mean... if Hard Mode were only a means of unlocking certain things FASTER or in greater quantity.... then I wouldn't have a problem. I would have an alternative means open to me... provided it was within reasonable limits. I have no issues with games that have multiple difficulty levels that just quicken the process.... or give a challenge for its own sake. I just don't bother with those aspects....


But when there are certain practical items unavailable to me because I am not physically able to deal with the means of aquisition.... That is when the game has gone too far. That is the sort of thing that causes me the stress in real life that I go to the games to relieve....


Plus there is the horrible issue that certain aquisitions in Guild Wars do make a practical difference not based on game mechanics. I have realised that on the odd occasion that I need PuG help for some reason.... that I will get that help more effectively if I have a shiny title and a set of 15k Armour....
The worse side of this is the elitism... and it is truly rampant... I'm no stranger to it myself in other media.... But it is wholly unjustified for some idiot who can't even type to think himself better than me just because he has a shinier sword.


That is the sort of thing this Hard Mode is going to promote.

People who actually WANT a challenge shouldn't be rewarded for doing what they would do anyway...

captainccc

captainccc

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

East Coast =D

Various GvG Guilds...Always Moving

Mo/

I'd have to be...Raise the level cap. Oh wait! Thats gw 2!



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chembaron

chembaron

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Syracuse, NY

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

E/

giving monsters in uw the fingers of chaos skill would suck pretty hard

chembaron

chembaron

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Syracuse, NY

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

E/

losing gold/xp when dieing a la d2 would suck as well

Nemo the Capitalist

Nemo the Capitalist

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Trust me you dont want to know my Chasms of Despair

Zaishen Brotherhood

N/Me

WORST UPDATE EVER

Gw introduces GW 2 ...GW1 server up for 6 months then server gets cutoff by anet

gg have a fun life ^_^

MMSDome

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by SotiCoto
Correction to my previous post... as what happens with GW2 doesn't concern what I do now.
Worst game update:

Hard Mode, with a whole new slew of stuff locked away inside.


A-Net : Pandering to the elitist bastards.
how is that elitist it isnt even hard to do. If your not lazy and you just finish the game and all the bonus' you deserve to be rewarded for it. I havent got it and im considering going for protector titles to do this. If you dont do all the bonus' you dont deserve to be there. And anyone can do it so quit whining.

Sidheyuna Aetheris

Sidheyuna Aetheris

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

On a mitten surrounded by water.

A New Build Is Available [SPAM]

N/

I got it....

How about an update that messes with the mechanics of Soul Reaping? Like, making it trigger once every five seconds. Man, that'd suck so hard for PvE.

...wait a sec. Crap.