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What Would The WORST Game Update Be?
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-Added a $999999999999999999999999999999999.99 per log in fee to all GW accounts. You must pay this in 48 hours or we delete your account.
-Guild Wars is now called Warcraft Wars and the lvl cap has been increased to 60
-PvP characters now start at lvl 1
-You can now attack people in towns.
actually even worse
-All violence and spells have been removed and conflicts are now resolved by dance offs!
Luxon: You can't touch this
Kurzick: O ya
Luxona dn kurzick go in a dance off
-Guild Wars is now called Warcraft Wars and the lvl cap has been increased to 60
-PvP characters now start at lvl 1
-You can now attack people in towns.
actually even worse
-All violence and spells have been removed and conflicts are now resolved by dance offs!
Luxon: You can't touch this
Kurzick: O ya
Luxona dn kurzick go in a dance off
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Worst Possible Updates:
Make Wastel's worry trigger when it's refreshed, AND! Make it trigger soul barbs after each refresh.
Make a new class called the Dervish which is totally overpowered and does retarded amounts of dmg with its base dmg output and when it swings, it doesn't hit one target, it hits everything near it. Oh wait......... nvm.
Increase Eviserate to +50...120 dmg, Knockdown for 5 seconds, Deepwound for 30 seconds that reapplies each time you cast, Bleeding for 20 secs, disease for 20 secs, Poison for 20 secs, and dazed for 10.....25 secs. Yeh for warriors!
Added a new NPC to House zu Heltzer and Cavalon. This new NPC enables characters to travel to and from the UW and FoW and constantly have 10 hp and energy regen, and every creature drops Shards/Ectos and you can kill them in one hit, so you can get FoW armor too now! -_- o.0 O.o >.>
Changed recharge on diversion to 1 second, duration to 90.....180.
Changed Blackout recharge to 0, duration on you 3...0, duration on foe 10...25.
Made Vampiric touch skills cost 5 energy
Offering of Blood: Sacrifice 3% Max HP, gain 18.....30 energy. Recharge 5 seconds. Cost, 5 energy.
Ether Prodigy: Changed to Blessing instead of enchantment. Duration 70...190, 5 energy, Causes blind for 60 seconds instead of Exhaustion
Made PvE far easier, you can now 1 hit all monsters, and they drop Godly storm bows, Chaos Axes, and Urgoz Longbows. Merry F-ing Christmas!
Added new skill for W/Mo's. Arrmagedon: Deal 5000 dmg to all creatures on map excluding you because your l337zoRs and have mending!
Protective Spirit: 1/8 sec cast time, Blocks all spells against you, duration 70....240 secs, Recharge 2 seconds, Can only receive 2% dmg per attack or spell. Now affects Lifestealing.
Special Quadruple your damned Fun weekend! You can now carry ALL ELITES in your skill bar, and have +500 HP! And! As a special bonus, PvP characters can now run around and kill other players anywhere, anytime!
Drops are now not bound to you, they are picker-up, keepers. You pick it up, its yours!
Candy Canes now remove all DP, make you invisible, invincible, give +600 energy, clear all conditions, affect your whole party, and give special bonuses depending on your class as follows!
Warrior: You have 100% AP for the next 30 minutes. You have +1200 HP, and gain 4 energy Regen. you attacks also deal holy DOUBLE dmg and cause knockdown! :P Yeh!
Ranger: Your arrows cause bleeding, burning, Poison, Disease, dazed, and deepwound for lasting 50 seconds for the next 5 minutes. They also travel 6x faster, cannot be evaded or blocked.
Mesmer: You know steal 6x the normal energy, All you attacks recharge instantly, and cost 1 energy.
Monk: All your spells are l337cakes now. You can heal for 150hp for each pt in divine favor you have. All spells above 10 energy are now free. Heal party recharges instantly and casts instantly also.
Necromancer: You can now spawn upto 500 minions, and you create 10 flesh golems from one corpse. Blood of the master reworked, sacrifice .25% HP for each minion controlled, with no more then 5% total sacrifice.
Assassin: You have +120 armor and can now tank. You strike 6 times with each attack and cause a new condition know as Paralyzed. Paralyzed foes cannot cast or attack nor move, and have -60 armor and drool on themselves.
Ritualist: Your spirits now cast instantly, have a 3 sec recharge, +10 hp regen, and you can have multiple copies of the same spirit at one time.
Elementalist: All spells are now free, and for each pt in Energy Storage, you gain 60 energy. For each pt in Fire magic, you cause burning for 2 secs on target foe upon attacking or spell casting. ALL foes near you are either on fire, frozen 90% slower, weakened, or Knocked down every sec depending on your attribute.
Christmas Yule Caps now give +6 Health regen and +10 HP regen CONSTANTLY FORVER.
Additional character slot prices have been raised to $49.95 USD per slot. Monthly fee of $14.99 USD is now due for play.
Drops have been drastically improved, and you recieve Superior Vigor or a random Ectoplasm ever 10 drops. Black dyes every 15 drops. Congrats!
On you 15 month birthday, you recieve a level45 UW Spider as a pet that follows you and uses Brutal Mauling every second, even if you dont have charm animal on your skill bar.
"I Will Avenge You": You attack 66% faster, have +10 health regen, and this spell is affected by Undead Allies again.
As a special bonus, this weekend only, you can go to ebay.com and get 1mil gold for free from us! YEH!
Make Wastel's worry trigger when it's refreshed, AND! Make it trigger soul barbs after each refresh.
Make a new class called the Dervish which is totally overpowered and does retarded amounts of dmg with its base dmg output and when it swings, it doesn't hit one target, it hits everything near it. Oh wait......... nvm.
Increase Eviserate to +50...120 dmg, Knockdown for 5 seconds, Deepwound for 30 seconds that reapplies each time you cast, Bleeding for 20 secs, disease for 20 secs, Poison for 20 secs, and dazed for 10.....25 secs. Yeh for warriors!
Added a new NPC to House zu Heltzer and Cavalon. This new NPC enables characters to travel to and from the UW and FoW and constantly have 10 hp and energy regen, and every creature drops Shards/Ectos and you can kill them in one hit, so you can get FoW armor too now! -_- o.0 O.o >.>
Changed recharge on diversion to 1 second, duration to 90.....180.
Changed Blackout recharge to 0, duration on you 3...0, duration on foe 10...25.
Made Vampiric touch skills cost 5 energy
Offering of Blood: Sacrifice 3% Max HP, gain 18.....30 energy. Recharge 5 seconds. Cost, 5 energy.
Ether Prodigy: Changed to Blessing instead of enchantment. Duration 70...190, 5 energy, Causes blind for 60 seconds instead of Exhaustion
Made PvE far easier, you can now 1 hit all monsters, and they drop Godly storm bows, Chaos Axes, and Urgoz Longbows. Merry F-ing Christmas!
Added new skill for W/Mo's. Arrmagedon: Deal 5000 dmg to all creatures on map excluding you because your l337zoRs and have mending!
Protective Spirit: 1/8 sec cast time, Blocks all spells against you, duration 70....240 secs, Recharge 2 seconds, Can only receive 2% dmg per attack or spell. Now affects Lifestealing.
Special Quadruple your damned Fun weekend! You can now carry ALL ELITES in your skill bar, and have +500 HP! And! As a special bonus, PvP characters can now run around and kill other players anywhere, anytime!
Drops are now not bound to you, they are picker-up, keepers. You pick it up, its yours!
Candy Canes now remove all DP, make you invisible, invincible, give +600 energy, clear all conditions, affect your whole party, and give special bonuses depending on your class as follows!
Warrior: You have 100% AP for the next 30 minutes. You have +1200 HP, and gain 4 energy Regen. you attacks also deal holy DOUBLE dmg and cause knockdown! :P Yeh!
Ranger: Your arrows cause bleeding, burning, Poison, Disease, dazed, and deepwound for lasting 50 seconds for the next 5 minutes. They also travel 6x faster, cannot be evaded or blocked.
Mesmer: You know steal 6x the normal energy, All you attacks recharge instantly, and cost 1 energy.
Monk: All your spells are l337cakes now. You can heal for 150hp for each pt in divine favor you have. All spells above 10 energy are now free. Heal party recharges instantly and casts instantly also.
Necromancer: You can now spawn upto 500 minions, and you create 10 flesh golems from one corpse. Blood of the master reworked, sacrifice .25% HP for each minion controlled, with no more then 5% total sacrifice.
Assassin: You have +120 armor and can now tank. You strike 6 times with each attack and cause a new condition know as Paralyzed. Paralyzed foes cannot cast or attack nor move, and have -60 armor and drool on themselves.
Ritualist: Your spirits now cast instantly, have a 3 sec recharge, +10 hp regen, and you can have multiple copies of the same spirit at one time.
Elementalist: All spells are now free, and for each pt in Energy Storage, you gain 60 energy. For each pt in Fire magic, you cause burning for 2 secs on target foe upon attacking or spell casting. ALL foes near you are either on fire, frozen 90% slower, weakened, or Knocked down every sec depending on your attribute.
Christmas Yule Caps now give +6 Health regen and +10 HP regen CONSTANTLY FORVER.
Additional character slot prices have been raised to $49.95 USD per slot. Monthly fee of $14.99 USD is now due for play.
Drops have been drastically improved, and you recieve Superior Vigor or a random Ectoplasm ever 10 drops. Black dyes every 15 drops. Congrats!
On you 15 month birthday, you recieve a level45 UW Spider as a pet that follows you and uses Brutal Mauling every second, even if you dont have charm animal on your skill bar.
"I Will Avenge You": You attack 66% faster, have +10 health regen, and this spell is affected by Undead Allies again.
As a special bonus, this weekend only, you can go to ebay.com and get 1mil gold for free from us! YEH!
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Anet finally decided to listen to all the whiners & nerfed EVERYTHING!!! meaning the servers where shut down cause 5 preschool crybabies kept complaining, "this is over powered nerf it, I can't beat that nerf it, I don't like it nerf it, I want the game to be a WoW clone." So Anet just shut the servers down and said screw all of you, we're going home.
