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Commander Ryker

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jun 2005

R/

15 Jun 2007 at 16:48 - 41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranger Rog

My favorite was seeing a Ranger in pre-searing Ascalon city who wanted to know why his pet had vanished, I PM'd him to ask if it was called Melandrus Stalker and that I had seen one just outside the gate to the city. He went out and PM'd me back to thank me for helping him find it

OMG......that is too funny! I'm going to have to remember that one.

I probably laugh playing guild wars then I do doing anything else. I'd tell you but like the other poster, most of it is inside jokes.

quickmonty

Ancient Windbreaker

Join Date: May 2005

15 Jun 2007 at 21:18 - 42

Doing Gate of Madness with a PuG. I'm telling the warrior to use Wild Blow on Shiro to knock him out of Battle Scars.

Warrior: "But, when I do, he HITS me."

Henchman

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2006

A cave in the Shiverpeaks

Mo/

15 Jun 2007 at 21:53 - 43

Mine:
Probably in LA where a Trade spammer kept shouting on the local channel:
"WTS GREEN MESMER STAFF 100K!!"

Eventually people started laughing at him and telling him to shut up. I played along and offered 100k and a few ectos (using the local channel). Eventually a few more of us starting bidding hunderds of plat on it..

bilateralrope

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

New Zealand

Xen Of Onslaught (Xen of the Pacific division)

15 Jun 2007 at 22:20 - 44

For all the jokes you hear about [skill]frenzy[/skill] and [skill]healing signet[/skill], just remember that they are the first skills a tyrian warrior learns.

Jaythen Tyradel

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

16 Jun 2007 at 02:03 - 45

Yesterday In Ascalon, a warrior was spamming he wanted a mini pet for 10k.
Pretty much ignored him at first, until someone started to trade with him andit went like this:

warrior:let me test.

warrior: let me test.

seller walks away.

warrior:fine no money.

Seeing as he is trying to scam I follow him around a bit.

We gets another potential buyer and he starts saying the "let me test" again. I guess the person Pm'ed him saying he wanted money. Warrior says:
"trust me! I onist!"
I just LOL'ed out of my chair.

chowmein69

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2007

16 Jun 2007 at 04:02 - 46

i got into a pug with my warrior to do ring of fire mission , i have healing sig and frenzy and i survived it!! i got mission done with bonus with frenzy and heal sig

4ssassin

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

none

W/E

16 Jun 2007 at 06:03 - 47

1v1 battle, ele vs ele. I was fairly new, ele I was fighting was wearing full FoW armor. I tell him: "I'm going to be using Obsidian Flesh"
Him: Ok, Ill pwn your ass noob (or something like that)

Battle starts:

He lands one staff attack on me, and all his spells then proceed to fail against Obsidian Flesh.

I kill him with stone daggers.

He calls me noob and kicks me out of his guild hall.

I proceed to laugh for half an hour.

Every time i lag

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2007

Belgium

Murder Death Sadists Of Doom [MDSD]

E/Me

16 Jun 2007 at 12:59 - 48

was telling guildy that 25 AL aint gud when u ab
other guildy asked if he know what AL was
guildy : All around lol
at that moment it was funny ^^

liger13

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2006

Brotherhood of Veterans

R/Me

16 Jun 2007 at 13:35 - 49

Playing "Hide and Go seek" in the Guild Hall with HUDs turned off :P

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

16 Jun 2007 at 17:40 - 50

I had a good one this morning.

I was vanquishing Dragon's Gullet and came up to the last group (4 hydras). They were glitching, which wasn't a good omen. But I hadn't had any party wipe to that point, so no biggie. Anyway got the first 2 down, but my H/Hs started going down, too. Of the 2 still up, I got Backfire on one & Empathy on the other & Olias managed to get a flesh golem up. They managed to finish me and Olias off (party wipe), but they were down to about 15% health each with the hexes still on them and doing battle with the golem.
the res timer got down to 3 and the "Vanquished" shield came up! W00T!

Vermilion K

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2006

Hall Of Heroes

Victurus Te Saluto

W/Mo

16 Jun 2007 at 18:49 - 51

Too many funny moments, but I remember some.
Guy in LA: "I want to have a minipet, only got 500g plzzzzzzzzzzzz"
He was spamming for some time, then I thought if I gave him my mini pig he will be happy and shut up. I wisp him: "I have a pig for 500g."
He replies: "I already have that"

Another time, was making a party in Chantry of Secrets for FoW, and when I was collecting the money for the entrance a monk says I dont have any money. He had a 15k Luxon armor dyed black :P I said, ok, when I we went in, we were doing well, we found a chest, the monk says, "Oh, I forgot to buy some keys!"

Cale Roughstar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

W/E

16 Jun 2007 at 19:25 - 52

Early ascalon with my mes, we have collected all the pieces for the catapult. I say to my wammos, "you guys go aggro the charr and ill nuke the sh*t out of them". So they go up and proceed to aggro all the char, and I pull the catapult. BOOOM HEADSHOT! I go up and res them and they are congratulating me on a great shot. Suffice to say I was pleased with myself...

Also, anything that the henchies did before updates. Probably the worst friggin AI in MMO history imho, e.g. Mhenlo and Lina in the ring of fire both trying to res Devona, who has died in the lava. When they both died I almost fell out of my chair. =D

Raziel Mert

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2007

A/W

16 Jun 2007 at 21:58 - 53

well , i dunno but one time i had a weird Random Arena battle , it was me as a RT and whole team against some other dudes against 4 enemies ,
so we played 2 of them left 2 of us left , until it came to RT + monk in my team and Monk + Monk in enemy team .
this is what happened 1 hour of battling waiting of one of the monk will leave my monk got AFK , still they coulnd do us anything , after one of there monk left , my monk was still afk , so the other monk on enemy team left too ,
he said to me before he left : you dont have a monk now anyway .
next battle we got a full team but an AFk monk , to keep it short we lost.

in short way , we frikkin did a one hour battle for nothing

DirtyDirty

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2007

R/

16 Jun 2007 at 22:04 - 54

On my first mission right out of Shing Jea, I was running behind trees so the Kappas wouldn't see me.

mr_groovy

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Netherlands

No Inherent Effect [NiE]

16 Jun 2007 at 23:57 - 55

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDirty

On my first mission right out of Shing Jea, I was running behind trees so the Kappas wouldn't see me.

that made me /chukle

Francis Crawford

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

19 Jun 2007 at 07:36 - 56

There's actually a lot of pretty funny stuff built into the game, such as:

The play in Bokka's Ampitheatre
Cynn's jealousy in Factions
The pompous bureaucrats in Factions (especially the endgame dialogue)
Many of the turn-down options for quests and bounties
Pop culture references (my favorites are the characters named Larry, Moe, and Curly, and the fact that Jayne drops a weapon named Vera)
Some of the henchie dialogue (my current favorite is Kihm's descent from a long line of skillet-throwing women)

Oren The Destroyer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2005

19 Jun 2007 at 07:39 - 57

Winning HoH with touchway

Roshi_ikkyu

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

Mo/W

19 Jun 2007 at 09:41 - 58

While helping a low lvl group in old ascalon, I was monking, having a Ranger rage quit because I wasn't ressing his pet. I explained I couldn't do it because its impossible. He yelled something about noobs not knowing skills and then proceeded to rage quit.

Anyway I pretty much completed the mission for the group (lvl 20 in normal mode), got back to the outpost and found the same ranger spamming "LFG no noob monks who don't rezz"

lmao

ReiNaruto

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

Valencia, Spain

Green Arse Team

19 Jun 2007 at 13:58 - 59

I have had a lot of good moments in the game.

The most recent one was this weekend, we were helping two guidies in Abbadon's mouth mission. Both was playing monks, and I wanted to cap RC, we decided that they should play prot and healer, while I was playing a smiter.

When we was in the mission our healer monk begun to run straigh to a really big group of enemies, about 3 patrols. We all charged with him, quickly after receiving strong damage, our warrior was getting really high damage, and the protector couldn't help it much. So, I start spamming like hell Essence Bond, Strength of Honor and Judge's Insight on him, and I could manage to keep him alive with my divine favor!

After I few seconds of killing all the enemies we could read a nice message saying that the monk has lost the connection to the server!

I was laughing so loud that my family woke up :S

bart123

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2007

The Starlight order [TSO]

P/W

20 Dec 2007 at 18:05 - 60

I was farming Minotaurs in HM at Ice tooth cave
and saw a minotaur called: L24 Snow Wolf
wtf

Garnet

ShadowsRequiem

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2005

Inde is Smoking [Hawt] *ToA*

W/E

20 Dec 2007 at 18:16 - 61

Having fun with scorpion wire in ab.

Get the ele down to about 1/10th of his health and then he uses flame djinns to get away.... little did he know in a few steps pooof! dead ^^

FluffyBunny007

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2007

The Five Ds of Dodge [Ball]

Mo/

20 Dec 2007 at 19:13 - 62

Lol, 6 guildies being douches and spiking aspenwood together, little did we know we'd get 2 other eles.
Same armor, characters, and skills. All of us being The Pvp _aver :P

Not sure if the names of our guildies are blacked out enough, but i got rid of everyone elses

Gobby Was Ere

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2007

Pirates of the Searing [YoHo]

Rt/

20 Dec 2007 at 19:26 - 63

Lol,

My Funnyest expierance in Guild Wars happened in my old Guild, My Leader and my real life Father, actually used to talk to each other over Vent but my Father never played Guild Wars himself. So anyways i thought of a great prank, My dad was to speak on Vent and pretend to have a 1v1 Scrim against my Guild Leader, but i would actually be controlling the Toon.

Lol in the end i beat my Guild Leader and he thought that my Father actually beat him! Lmao! I never laughed so much eva!

Brian Fellow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

[STAR]

Rt/

20 Dec 2007 at 20:03 - 64

ABing as an item holding ritualist with the +15 armor item. It took 5-6 tanks, dervishes, and assassins to bring me down after about a minutes of fighting them by myself.

Lil Mystique

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

In England soon to be with Leslie ^.^

Slash Afk [afk]

A/

20 Dec 2007 at 23:11 - 65

Quote:

Originally Posted by bart123

I was farming Minotaurs in HM at Ice tooth cave
and saw a minotaur called: L24 Snow Wolf
wtf

Garnet

My boyfriend and I had a similar experience in THK. A jade armor was a level 5 black bear

And who remembers the Lion's Arch glitch? Lol!

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

20 Dec 2007 at 23:12 - 66

In a cutscene, every time the minions attack people or the ranger stands around casually with their pet sticking through them.

That cutscene in early Factions where the guard impales the "TERRIBLY wrooooong!" guy on a stick. Oh my god, such good times. XD

Quote:

Originally Posted by D8tura

there was the time where there was a bug where the green dragon in the sanctum cay mission kept rez-ing and then died rez and died after we killed him (clearly a bug that was happening) We laughed a good fifteen minutes watching him die over and over again

I've gotten that too! It was hilarious. I don't even know how long we sat and watched that damn thing die, go "SKREEEE" get up, die, go "SKREEEEE", get up... Some had alcohol on them, so we sat and watched the dragon fall over a million times while our teammates announced that they were the king of the world or about to be sick. Shame we didn't get morale/XP for the repeated deaths. By the time the thing was done, I could've been level 20.

I've seen people ask for runs to Sactum Gay, try to sell the Scat Eater, and announce that they're trading their rare gold celestial pig mini for a crummy little djinn.

I don't have screenies, but I often show up in a major outpost just in time to hear things like, "...and that's when I decided it was time to laminate my nipples!" I can't even count the number of times I've been like "I came in at the WRONG time on that one o_O" I never have this happen anywhere but LA. Kaineng is pure sale and Spamadan is, well.

But LA's full of freaks.

Speaking of LA... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../notnoooob.jpg

Leslie

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

England

Slash afk [afk]

A/

20 Dec 2007 at 23:24 - 67

hmm let's see... I was doing Tahnakki Temple with my girlfriend, and in the area with the warrior boss Mhenlo was down to 1 /4th of his health and bleeding. The warrior boss was literally about to end Mhenlo with gash, and I managed to luckily interrupt that Gash on my warrior with distracting blow. Also have to agree with her on the lvl 5 Black Bear / jade bow thing, that was funny.

hurric

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

BC

20 Dec 2007 at 23:30 - 68

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gobby Was Ere

Lol,

My Funnyest expierance in Guild Wars happened in my old Guild, My Leader and my real life Father, actually used to talk to each other over Vent but my Father never played Guild Wars himself. So anyways i thought of a great prank, My dad was to speak on Vent and pretend to have a 1v1 Scrim against my Guild Leader, but i would actually be controlling the Toon.

Lol in the end i beat my Guild Leader and he thought that my Father actually beat him! Lmao! I never laughed so much eva!

Do you have an "in-game father" that you needed to make a distinction? lol Surprised to see so many families play this game.

TheHaxor

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

two

W/N

21 Dec 2007 at 01:59 - 69

I returned to someone, they proceeded to get raped by Evisc+Exec while I was raped by Splinter Weapon. I then got raped by Evisc+exec =(

It hurt.

FluffyBunny007

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2007

The Five Ds of Dodge [Ball]

Mo/

21 Dec 2007 at 02:13 - 70

Another funny moment

I read on a thread of a farm that crash the Pc or GW lol

felt like going and trying it out....soon got overloaded and GW froze.

tuna-fish_sushi

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

California

E/A

21 Dec 2007 at 02:16 - 71

back when the glitch was happening the best part is what the mini lich says to me when i do it!
notice the leet build and even leeter damage.

artay

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Australia

The Agony Scene

E/

21 Dec 2007 at 02:36 - 72

In ToA, making out with my friend and this happenned.

I really hope they were kidding.

Gobby Was Ere

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2007

Pirates of the Searing [YoHo]

Rt/

21 Dec 2007 at 09:09 - 73

Quote:

Originally Posted by hurric

Do you have an "in-game father" that you needed to make a distinction? lol Surprised to see so many families play this game.

My Father doesnt play Guild Wars, it just that he now and then goes on vent when im with him, just to have a casual chat with my Online mateys =P

EPO Bot

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Mo/N

21 Dec 2007 at 10:17 - 74

(Enters Norn arena)

(Hears twinkly mending sound in the distance)

"KILROOOOOOY STOOONEKIN!!!!!!"

I laughed so hard i tought i would choke.

Hamanaqua

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2007

East Coast U.S.

E/Mo

21 Dec 2007 at 18:05 - 75

So I'm reading through these and just cracking up because you realize this unique bond you have with people you don't even know just because you play the game.

Anyway, I joined a party for Warbrand in Eye of the North. We had to storm that keep or whatever, fight the destroyers and free Pyre's buddies. It was total choas. If we ever had a plan, it dissolved in record time. We had this Tank (who had a great build I might add) that just kept spamming the team chat with "THIS IS SPARTA". Before I knew it EVERYTHING was dead and we'd finished when by all rights we should have been dead. I'm not even sure we remembered to bring healers.

Vinraith

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2006

21 Dec 2007 at 18:13 - 76

Entering the PvP battle to exit presearing with a level 2 warrior (was just making a tapestry run). Figuring I had no chance I just /danced the duration of the match. The two humans on the opposing team were, apparently, so confused that they managed to lose to my AI companions.

FengShuiDove

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2007

Trinity of the Ascended [ToA]

A/

21 Dec 2007 at 18:31 - 77

Quest acceptance, denial, and rewards are often hilarious. I was playing through Istan on my Paragon, doing every quest I could trying to get to level 20 before leaving. I was closing in on Survivor, level 16 or 17 without having died and without really even trying to get the title, so I was pretty confident. Came upon the quest, "A Decayed Monument" in Cliffs of Dohjok. As soon as I accepted the quest and the guy slowly walked off out of aggro, like 12 red dots just showed up on my screen.

O_O

Suffice to say, they took me by surprise and wiped me a number of times while I proceeded to go in and kill one at a time spawning at the nearest res. After finally beating it, the guy comes back and says, "Thanks! Looks like everything's how I left it. I hope you didn't get too bored." I died laughing.

Also, the other day in RA, the Assassin that used Frenzy against me. He was at full health, used Frenzy, and I poked him with Unsuspecting down to like 1/4 health =P.

darkdreamr

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2007

beyond the yellow brick road

She Left With Half My [GeAr]

Me/

21 Dec 2007 at 18:40 - 78

I like using the shatter ench/enchanters conundrum/shatter delusions spike on melee because the monks in RA never expect it. I always find it amusing when I slap empathy on, spike them down to 10% health, and they take that one last swing that kills them. They never stop in time. >)

blood4blood

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

02 Jan 2008 at 16:56 - 80

In response to me telling a PUG to wait, my wife was on the way bringing a monk: "OMG! Wife? Playing GW?! WTB wife!! 100k, OK?!"

Olim Chill

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

USA

DMI

N/

02 Jan 2008 at 18:38 - 81

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranger Rog
My favorite was seeing a Ranger in pre-searing Ascalon city who wanted to know why his pet had vanished, I PM'd him to ask if it was called Melandrus Stalker and that I had seen one just outside the gate to the city. He went out and PM'd me back to thank me for helping him find it

.

LOL - that's a gem.

Quote:

the whole time i was in international D and he was in american XD noob moment

I've been guilty of that one a few times while trying to trade.