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Funniest Guild Wars Moment
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shadowfell
Playing a weekend of Vimway with some friends during one of their double fame weekend events.
It was lame, I admit, but some of the most ez mode wins against top-rated players I have ever seen. We laughed until we cried and had the best time doing it.
My question is, if the build was so lame, why didn't these alleged 'elite' players know how to beat it... *boggle*
It was lame, I admit, but some of the most ez mode wins against top-rated players I have ever seen. We laughed until we cried and had the best time doing it.
My question is, if the build was so lame, why didn't these alleged 'elite' players know how to beat it... *boggle*
Roderick Bravehart
I used to run a guild in ages past.
One time I had joined an alliance and the leader had a contest where it would be leader vs. leader for alliance control. (ie. Defeat alliance leader to become alliance leader.) Now, the alliance leader, let's call him Kirk, was rather big-headed and had the tendancy to talk down to people. He told me how stupid I was since my guild didn't have a full hall and that i wasn't 'leet' enough since i didn't have 15k armor and challenged me to 1v1.
We both loaded up and lo and behold. He chose 55 Monk. I was a touch ranger.
*poke* "Eeyaaahguhh" *thump*
The resulting victory forced him to go into a tourettes-rivaling cursing fit and kick my guild from the alliance. I giggled.
One time I had joined an alliance and the leader had a contest where it would be leader vs. leader for alliance control. (ie. Defeat alliance leader to become alliance leader.) Now, the alliance leader, let's call him Kirk, was rather big-headed and had the tendancy to talk down to people. He told me how stupid I was since my guild didn't have a full hall and that i wasn't 'leet' enough since i didn't have 15k armor and challenged me to 1v1.
We both loaded up and lo and behold. He chose 55 Monk. I was a touch ranger.
*poke* "Eeyaaahguhh" *thump*
The resulting victory forced him to go into a tourettes-rivaling cursing fit and kick my guild from the alliance. I giggled.
Hamanaqua
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Originally Posted by Roderick Bravehart
The resulting victory forced him to go into a tourettes-rivaling cursing fit and kick my guild from the alliance. I giggled.
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Kapral
Spending about 5 days wondering why GW was so dead. Then realizing I was in the Int District instead of America.
Bobby2
Holding a running match with an opposing Sin in AB. I won, albeit only just. He had a slightly longer Siphon Speed than me, but I had Dash to back it up.
distilledwill
Running around a rock on saltspray beach about 15 times with 3 warriors and an elementalist chasing me.
They just kept chasing and chasing, theyd set me on fire, id mend touch, theyd get close and id spin around and pin them down then nat stride away.
Not once did they change direction and just cut me off. I laughed for about 10 mins, i essentially kept a whole team occupied with my idiocy.
They just kept chasing and chasing, theyd set me on fire, id mend touch, theyd get close and id spin around and pin them down then nat stride away.
Not once did they change direction and just cut me off. I laughed for about 10 mins, i essentially kept a whole team occupied with my idiocy.
Avai
Were we all this new at one point?
Upon finding out Mending no longer stacks, my guild decided to do Searing Flames spike with all ranger spirits and water magic. This is why we haven't won halls as a guild since 2005...
I'm not sure what my friend was asking for in local chat, but he certainly found it!
Upon finding out Mending no longer stacks, my guild decided to do Searing Flames spike with all ranger spirits and water magic. This is why we haven't won halls as a guild since 2005...
I'm not sure what my friend was asking for in local chat, but he certainly found it!
Veripare
In RA when I was trying out a new Ritualist Restoration Build (which will not be released to the public) when you place two certain spirits at a certain place in the battle. I just sit back and watch as the healing is "over 9000" on myself whilst I heal my other team mates while a sin tries to take me down (unsuccessfully).
I was accused of hacking more then once.
I was accused of hacking more then once.
quickmonty
Putting together team for Hell's Precipice
me: ranger, you have winter?
ranger: yes
we start the mission
me: ranger, put up winter
ranger puts up 'frozen soil'
lmao
me: ranger, you have winter?
ranger: yes
we start the mission
me: ranger, put up winter
ranger puts up 'frozen soil'
lmao
Hamanaqua
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Originally Posted by quickmonty
Putting together team for Hell's Precipice
me: ranger, you have winter? ranger: yes we start the mission me: ranger, put up winter ranger puts up 'frozen soil' lmao |
Hilarious stuff like that might be the only reason to join a PUG. Players just don't read chat (or skill descripts) carefully at all.
Tyla
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Originally Posted by shadowfell
My question is, if the build was so lame, why didn't these alleged 'elite' players know how to beat it... *boggle*
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My funniest moment was when i was on Skype with guildies, and there was this Mending warrior - with a hammer, frenzy, no cancel stance/deepwound/kd's...until one of my 2 guildies on skype said "IT'S A HAMMO!!!"
Steps_Descending
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Originally Posted by Aera
I was monking, and there was one of those wammos with Dolyak Signet, Mending etc with no attributepoints in any weapon mastery. He was planning on annoying everyone. . It was me and the wammo left.
We stood there like 45 minutes, me chatting on msn, doing other stuff, waiting for him to leave. He dealt 1 damage all the time. I calculated how long it would take for him to kill me. It would take him about 6 minutes. I went afk, and when I came back, I had like 20 health left. I waited till I had 3 hp left, and then started healing myself up like crazy. He got SO ultimately pissed because he had nearly killed me. Ohhhhh that was just godly. |
You can NOT know how much i envy you for getting that kind of people. I somehow can't meet any really funny noobs. Or when I meet them I don't have a way to piss them off. The dream humiliation.
To really apriciate it understand I am probably the guy with the owrst luck concerning drops.
Anyway, my favorite moment hapened not long ago. I was traveling from droks to rankor to cap Mist form, (normal elementalist activity), first interesting event :
I see a house with a collector and a merchant, put auto run and BANG! I stuble upon Maw, the mountain heart! That sympathetic giant greenish wurm. Wake up, almost get killed, kill it, take some screenies (when you're not used to GWEN wurm he is HUGE).
Continue and arrive near Rankor, there is alway 2-3 big groups or griffon and tengu there, personally i alway die at least once. Kill one of the group and decide to go afk for a certain reason I can't remember (do you need a reason to go afk with Henches?). During that time 1 of the patrol is agroed and I come back to see them dead and a nice max gold Fiery Dragon Sword 15% when above 50% on the ground. Started laughing for 5 min on ts.
Brianna
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OH My... !
You can NOT know how much i envy you for getting that kind of people. I somehow can't meet any really funny noobs. Or when I meet them I don't have a way to piss them off. The dream humiliation. To really apriciate it understand I am probably the guy with the owrst luck concerning drops. Anyway, my favorite moment hapened not long ago. I was traveling from droks to rankor to cap Mist form, (normal elementalist activity), first interesting event : I see a house with a collector and a merchant, put auto run and BANG! I stuble upon Maw, the mountain heart! That sympathetic giant greenish wurm. Wake up, almost get killed, kill it, take some screenies (when you're not used to GWEN wurm he is HUGE). Continue and arrive near Rankor, there is alway 2-3 big groups or griffon and tengu there, personally i alway die at least once. Kill one of the group and decide to go afk for a certain reason I can't remember (do you need a reason to go afk with Henches?). During that time 1 of the patrol is agroed and I come back to see them dead and a nice max gold Fiery Dragon Sword 15% when above 50% on the ground. Started laughing for 5 min on ts. |
I was on my sin, noobing it up today. And I was helping a friend cap a skill, so I decided to run off from the group and look around, then comes this gigantic mob running at me and a surprise spawn came up with the boss (VwK Boss, in Rhea's Crater or whatever) and I came running back screaming, about to get pwned. I love small fun like that, It's how I most enjoy the game.
Dorvan919
my funniest moment is the first factions mission where u have to kill the minister, the kid in the end sounded like a girl and made me laugh
SionnDubh
Funniest thing for me was someone accidentally aggroing the huge T-Rex boss in GWEN - Mobrin, Lord of the Marsh - and having it wipe out 7/8 of the party in three massive swipes.
Last one left alive is the Monk, who's cowering knock-kneed behind some rocks, boasting that Mr Dino hasn't killed him yet.
He resurrects me.
I, wammo, promptly aggro said Boss and herd it towards the Monk.
Never heard my guildies cackle so much on Teamspeak. ^^ :P
Last one left alive is the Monk, who's cowering knock-kneed behind some rocks, boasting that Mr Dino hasn't killed him yet.
He resurrects me.
I, wammo, promptly aggro said Boss and herd it towards the Monk.
Never heard my guildies cackle so much on Teamspeak. ^^ :P
Kusandaa
We're 6 people and 2 heroes working our way in the Thommis part of Slavers. Approaching Thommis and his huge mob, we kinda plan the pulling on Vent, which goes wrong. We kill some of them, then wipe. We're res'ed right beside, then plan the pulling again.
We're discussing the pull on Vent, wondering if this WHOLE mob is linked, when we notice something on our radar. A green dot within red dots.
Highlight Zhed Shadowhoof. Yeah, that's him.
He's hard-casting MS on Thommis. The mob then kills him off.
There's a "OMFG WTF" moment on Vent, and then everyone burst in laughter. For 5-10 minutes, all you could hear in our channel was 2 girls and 4 guys laughing their butts off.
We beat the thing anyways, but wow, that was hilarious.
We're discussing the pull on Vent, wondering if this WHOLE mob is linked, when we notice something on our radar. A green dot within red dots.
Highlight Zhed Shadowhoof. Yeah, that's him.
He's hard-casting MS on Thommis. The mob then kills him off.
There's a "OMFG WTF" moment on Vent, and then everyone burst in laughter. For 5-10 minutes, all you could hear in our channel was 2 girls and 4 guys laughing their butts off.
We beat the thing anyways, but wow, that was hilarious.
Ku Ku
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Funniest time playing was killing my 3 best friends by accident after using the Catapult near Siegemaster Lormar in the Fort Ranik mission.
http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Fort_Ranik_%28Mission%29 They saw the charr and charged in while I pulled the trigger. All I herd for the next 10 minutes was WTF! was that! Ah the early days of GW... good memories when everything was new and refreshing, and people played nice in PvP and PvE. Everyone was a noob then It was great. |
A funny moment from me? Playing "hunt the presearing items" with my guild outside of marketplace (officers hid a load of beautiful feathers / pearls etc, members had to race to pick up as many as possible) and the leader manage to drop most of hers in a mob of mantids.... NO one managed to get them out alive XD!
Trub
Watching my guild leader get smooshed by a rolling rock...3 times.
"Hey looky...a...rock."
(This post will be deleted before he logs on)
"Hey looky...a...rock."
(This post will be deleted before he logs on)
Malice Black
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Watching my guild leader get smooshed by a rolling rock...3 times.
"Hey looky...a...rock." (This post will be deleted before he logs on) |
RiKio
My funniest moment.....
I was with my warrior doing Gate of Madness. It was hard to find a group, but finally I found one. The team consisted of 2 wammos, 1 waderv? (me testing some weird Schyte crap) 2 dervs, 1 Ele blinder and 2 monks.
We were fine until we reached the place were spwans the Shiroken. Then I spammed at Team Chat: Who will open the door? Me- said The Wammo.
The Wammo Leeroy to Shiro´s base. Obviosuly we had to kill The Ugly Monsters and The Ugly Claws. But that monster were hard to kill. Was strange because all my team completed the mission with other chars and didnt remeber that monster were hard to kill.
The Wammo Leeroy to Shiro´s base. The Shiroken spawned, and we waited for The Wammo. But The Wammo didn´t come. Instead he was killing the Shiroken. Obviosuly we went for helping him.
When we were fighting the Shiroken I realised they were healing. So I looked for the enemy monk, and killed it. But the enemies were recovering health still, so I went seeking an enemy Ritualist. I found it, and slayed it.
But the enemies were gaining Health. My team didn´t know that was happening. In 3 minutes all the team die due to the enemy presure. The warriors and one monk escaped. I rezzed the other monk and then tried to kill the lone enemy that tried to kill us. But it was healing itself. So I fell in the battle, and started watching what was doing the team. I pointed to The Wammo, and then I discovered the reason of Shirokens´inmortality.
``The Wammo is using [skill]Heal Area[/skill]´´
You can imagine the rest of the story............
And The Wammo is a generic name. I don´t remember the true name. But well....I prefer don´t.
I was with my warrior doing Gate of Madness. It was hard to find a group, but finally I found one. The team consisted of 2 wammos, 1 waderv? (me testing some weird Schyte crap) 2 dervs, 1 Ele blinder and 2 monks.
We were fine until we reached the place were spwans the Shiroken. Then I spammed at Team Chat: Who will open the door? Me- said The Wammo.
The Wammo Leeroy to Shiro´s base. Obviosuly we had to kill The Ugly Monsters and The Ugly Claws. But that monster were hard to kill. Was strange because all my team completed the mission with other chars and didnt remeber that monster were hard to kill.
The Wammo Leeroy to Shiro´s base. The Shiroken spawned, and we waited for The Wammo. But The Wammo didn´t come. Instead he was killing the Shiroken. Obviosuly we went for helping him.
When we were fighting the Shiroken I realised they were healing. So I looked for the enemy monk, and killed it. But the enemies were recovering health still, so I went seeking an enemy Ritualist. I found it, and slayed it.
But the enemies were gaining Health. My team didn´t know that was happening. In 3 minutes all the team die due to the enemy presure. The warriors and one monk escaped. I rezzed the other monk and then tried to kill the lone enemy that tried to kill us. But it was healing itself. So I fell in the battle, and started watching what was doing the team. I pointed to The Wammo, and then I discovered the reason of Shirokens´inmortality.
``The Wammo is using [skill]Heal Area[/skill]´´
You can imagine the rest of the story............
And The Wammo is a generic name. I don´t remember the true name. But well....I prefer don´t.
ReiNaruto
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Watching my guild leader get smooshed by a rolling rock...3 times.
"Hey looky...a...rock." (This post will be deleted before he logs on) |
I think that one of the most funny moments is when my allies go to Slaver's Exile. We like to kill everything on the map, not just run it.
In the path there are a lot of necros that spread disease like a machine gun. When someone gets diseased, it tries to spread the condition to all the team.
We have had really good moments: A ranger running before the enemies where killed, shouting: "You won't get me!", a diseased warrior running out of the mob of enemies charging against our monks, or a monk saying: "This time you won't get me, I will un-disease you before anybody reaches me", I just casted recall on him and the next time I was diseased I canceled the enchantment. At that moment, we were crying due to the laugh.
ShadowsRequiem
Well this isnt the funniest but it was a lot of fun. I love how random Idiots pm you saying "OMG IS NOT WORTH AT U NUBZ!"
After 3 mins of spamming I sold it easily for 20k very funny.
After 3 mins of spamming I sold it easily for 20k very funny.
71.229
Heroes' Ascent running Thumpway (couple Thumpers, couple N/Rts, tainter, NR/Tranq, etc) We run into an Elebomb team (eight Savannah Heat/Augury/Dark Prison eles), scatter properly, and mop the floor with them in under two minutes.
Two rounds later, we run into the same Elebomb team. They recognize us, they're hesitant. Cue five minutes of taunts and radar-flirting. Our tainter gets sick of it, runs up and Rotting Fleshes one guy, then retreats.
A minute passes.
One ele breaks and charges our backline, gets obliterated by a trapstack, two thumpers, and a Rodgort's Invocation. EoE procs, wipes the rest of their team in a half-second.
Turns out having no heals is a liability.
Two rounds later, we run into the same Elebomb team. They recognize us, they're hesitant. Cue five minutes of taunts and radar-flirting. Our tainter gets sick of it, runs up and Rotting Fleshes one guy, then retreats.
A minute passes.
One ele breaks and charges our backline, gets obliterated by a trapstack, two thumpers, and a Rodgort's Invocation. EoE procs, wipes the rest of their team in a half-second.
Turns out having no heals is a liability.
Adeno
One time we were just having fun in alliance chat when someone said "(throws pie at Adeno)". Then suddenly in the central transfer chamber, somebody shouted "WTB: Pie 5K!" lol=D
Another time was we were just hanging out and talking in alliance chat and then I was gonna talk about boxing when suddenly somebody won and the announced name was something like "Mike Tyson Maneuver [Bite]" lol=D
One of the best times I had was when we went to Hell's Precipice and we were on the part where we had to beat "ghost rider" (I don't wanna spoil the story for anyone, he just looks like the ghost rider comic book hero). Anyway, I always followed the orders (I'm a warrior with random secondary jobs) so when they told me to "Kill the sparks" I rushed in to the upper area, dodging attacks and enemies (and ghost rider!) and started killing the sparks, when suddenly they shouted "No, not like that, when they come here!" to which I quickly ran back to them with my poor warrior butt on flames lol!
Another time was we were just hanging out and talking in alliance chat and then I was gonna talk about boxing when suddenly somebody won and the announced name was something like "Mike Tyson Maneuver [Bite]" lol=D
One of the best times I had was when we went to Hell's Precipice and we were on the part where we had to beat "ghost rider" (I don't wanna spoil the story for anyone, he just looks like the ghost rider comic book hero). Anyway, I always followed the orders (I'm a warrior with random secondary jobs) so when they told me to "Kill the sparks
RedNova88
The following both happened in AB while I was playing and they both gave me a good laugh so I thought I'd share them!
ReiNaruto
Last SS is possible, you reached the 500 limit before the other side by a kill, and in the next second the points from shrines were counted.
Once of the teams have won, the score couldn't be changed to avoid this things.
Once of the teams have won, the score couldn't be changed to avoid this things.
McMullen
http://www.isarapix.com/pix56/1203973656.jpg
Can't beat a good LoD wammo.
Can't beat a good LoD wammo.
Gun Pierson
This happened just last week.
We're doing a full DoA run on HM (PUG)and the teamleader wants to start in Gloom. No prob for the team, of we go. As soon as we enter gloom, one monk says 'My shard!' and before everyone had even the chance to discuss who's gonna be hassled with taking the shard of brilliance with us, that monk alrdy picked it up.
About 3 hours later we succeeded and end our full run in Stygian Veil. While everybody's saying 'gj' and 'gg' and all, the monk says 'My shard!'. Turns out he carried the thing through all 4 areas.
We're doing a full DoA run on HM (PUG)and the teamleader wants to start in Gloom. No prob for the team, of we go. As soon as we enter gloom, one monk says 'My shard!' and before everyone had even the chance to discuss who's gonna be hassled with taking the shard of brilliance with us, that monk alrdy picked it up.
About 3 hours later we succeeded and end our full run in Stygian Veil. While everybody's saying 'gj' and 'gg' and all, the monk says 'My shard!'. Turns out he carried the thing through all 4 areas.
Harmless
Some guildies and I were in Druid's Overlook. It hadn't been that long since sorrow's furnace had been added so we decided to joke around. We started saying ..."Running people to Amok, join party." and then "I'm wielding a long bow of Amoking", etc.
We were in a full party and people started pm'ing us that the party was full, where was Amok, etc.
A more recent one was this weekend when I failed to note that the drop that I was picking up was booby trapped. Picks up worthless drop, boom, falls over dead. Rest of party lol's.
We were in a full party and people started pm'ing us that the party was full, where was Amok, etc.
A more recent one was this weekend when I failed to note that the drop that I was picking up was booby trapped. Picks up worthless drop, boom, falls over dead. Rest of party lol's.
jon0592
Some guy in dunes of despair kept talking to my Zhed and asked how he became non-human. I didn't tell him a thing
McMullen
I've had someone chat up my Zhed too, he got very pissed off with him.
wanmoke
'Nuff said.
Tyla
Someone tigercoptering someone else, then using Tiger Stance, I ask "Why not Frenzy? O_O"
....He says "frenzy is bad because of double damage"
I lol'd.
....He says "frenzy is bad because of double damage"
I lol'd.
chfanfiction
Hey everyone, I'm new here.
Probably the funniest moment I ever had was a little while ago in early NF.
I was doing the master quest where you have to defend something from hordes of enemies. The henchies and I were getting overwhelmed, but luckily we were about three feet away from a res shrine so we had 60% DP and still managed to stay near the mobs.
After we defeated about half of them, the guy came back and was promptly ignored by the enemies. I was then told he had my reward.
After a few tries at getting to him, I finally got to him. What was I greeted with as the mob swarmed both of us, poised to kill?
"Thanks! Looks like everything's how I left it. I hope you didn't get too bored."
Probably the funniest moment I ever had was a little while ago in early NF.
I was doing the master quest where you have to defend something from hordes of enemies. The henchies and I were getting overwhelmed, but luckily we were about three feet away from a res shrine so we had 60% DP and still managed to stay near the mobs.
After we defeated about half of them, the guy came back and was promptly ignored by the enemies. I was then told he had my reward.
After a few tries at getting to him, I finally got to him. What was I greeted with as the mob swarmed both of us, poised to kill?
"Thanks! Looks like everything's how I left it. I hope you didn't get too bored."
Miska Bow
I never run people unless its someone new to EoTN and they want to go to Gunnar's Hold. I always stop to show them the wabbits and send them down to get the treasure just by the tree in the middle.
Those evil nasty wabbit.
''And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small..
I always make sure they're not going for survivor first
Those evil nasty wabbit.
''And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small..
I always make sure they're not going for survivor first
Nightmares Hammer
Doing Destructions Depths with four Pyromancers... Fun times.
Mohnzh
Bro and his wife (very new GW players) had been stuck for a long time on the Nightfall mish where you have to kill the Drought. Asked for my help because they were so frustrated that they could not kill Drought. I bring along r10 Asuran Pain Inverter. After clearing all the other droughtlings (but not turning the water pipes so we can get masters) I yell for them to go and charge in with my heroes dozen minions close on my tail. I cast Pain Inverter just before Drought gets Sandstorm off. Drought dies in under 2 seconds. bros wife hadn't started running yet, bro just got there in time to hit Drought once for 12 damage. Bros wife: "Holy crap". Cutscene. Masters Reward. PvE skills ftw.
Funny moment #2: When they declare the winner of the best play in Elona (can't remember what the contest was called) and they acted it out. I had Olias set up as an MM. During the middle of the play one of the actors feigns death or faints or something. Olias created minions out of the actor while he was lying on the ground. Guess that ended his acting career.
Funny moment #2: When they declare the winner of the best play in Elona (can't remember what the contest was called) and they acted it out. I had Olias set up as an MM. During the middle of the play one of the actors feigns death or faints or something. Olias created minions out of the actor while he was lying on the ground. Guess that ended his acting career.
komma
i always LOL at desperate warriors trying to get off the last second heal sig, too funny. 
Risus
Ah, I remember when people say, use a Silver Armor build. I'm just like, WTF is Silver Armor just to screw with them, they start ranting about how I'm a noob because I don't know what "Silver Armor" is in alliance chat bringing up to 45 messages/min, then I say its SLIVER armor, then they go silent immediately. PWND =P
Or going into a major trade city like Spamadan and seeing noobs spamming in All channel, Buying monk tombs 100gp each. I always message them telling them that characters res in GW
But funniest ever was when a noob W/Mo had I'd seen trying to get a group in Hell's Precipice for over an hour, I be nice and let him come with me, we kill Lich when he's not on bloodstone so he respawns, warrior cusses out the game, me, my friend then rage quits right before we kill him to finish Then I PM him to make fun of him he says he screened and reported me for scamming LOL, and he said I couldn't find him because he teleported to Lions City. Hate to do it, but he is ubernub from the country of Nubia.
Or going into a major trade city like Spamadan and seeing noobs spamming in All channel, Buying monk tombs 100gp each. I always message them telling them that characters res in GW
But funniest ever was when a noob W/Mo had I'd seen trying to get a group in Hell's Precipice for over an hour, I be nice and let him come with me, we kill Lich when he's not on bloodstone so he respawns, warrior cusses out the game, me, my friend then rage quits right before we kill him to finish
Then I PM him to make fun of him he says he screened and reported me for scamming LOL, and he said I couldn't find him because he teleported to Lions City. Hate to do it, but he is ubernub from the country of Nubia.