Funniest Guild Wars Moment
Hyper.nl
Sometimes when I take my MM hero with me on missions, the minion army attacked the NPC's in the cinematics. That's looked quite weird.
Just.nl
That from me was in AB. I was kurzick ofcourse
and i was mesmer.. i had backfire with me. Then came a monk and he thought he was good
He spammed his heal skills more then you can spam flare
i used backfire and he died within 3 seconds.. and he spammed lots of times so when i meeted him backfire.. *poof* *poof* *poof* *poof* dead.. and he said i was a haxxor first he had low health i used backfire andhe used cure hex he died because of backfire when he wanted to remove is That was the best AB for me ever and ever!
and i was mesmer.. i had backfire with me. Then came a monk and he thought he was good He spammed his heal skills more then you can spam flare i used backfire and he died within 3 seconds.. and he spammed lots of times so when i meeted him backfire.. *poof* *poof* *poof* *poof* dead.. and he said i was a haxxor first he had low health i used backfire andhe used cure hex he died because of backfire when he wanted to remove is That was the best AB for me ever and ever!
Mr Volsung
I was playing orders in the tombs once, and the monk pitched a fit because I kept casting orders "on him" and he didn't need them.
Jarretth25
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Originally Posted by mazik
I have nothing but fun playing with my guild, but a lot of it has to do with inside jokes, so perhaps you would not find them quite as amusing.
 However, I did kill myself laughing the first time I went trhough Nightfall and I was with a guildie. The first time he called "I'm attacking a Corsair Seamen!" I killed myself laughing. Kind of immature, I know....but I couldn't help it  |
As for me i got a perfect celestial blade and i merched it lol
BBG345
Probably when, I was doing a FoW clear with my guild, and well.
I left for about 10-20 minuites just to wash my hair with Cocanut Shampoo ^^
I left for about 10-20 minuites just to wash my hair with Cocanut Shampoo ^^
Chicken of the Seas
Its always funny to me when the cut scenes glitch and the party leader's voice ends up being of the opposite gender...Never gets old!
Lady Raenef
Recently in the RA, I had a monk who was on my team who believed that tattoo armor meant he took more damage. He died in two hits. Needless to say, he wasn't joking. There was more to it, but this was all I needed to get my reminder lulz.
Skyy High
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Originally Posted by Lady Raenef
Recently in the RA, I had a monk who was on my team who believed that tattoo armor meant he took more damage. He died in two hits. Needless to say, he wasn't joking. There was more to it, but this was all I needed to get my reminder lulz.
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Lishy
Every freaking cut scene of Factions:
Come!Come!Come!Come!Come!Come!Come!Come!Cum!Come!Come!
Master Togo and Faction's bad script is definitely the funniest
I also remember fighting a guy in RA. I was a monk with dash and he kept calling us runners. So I whispered him "Sore loser" and he kept coming up with the most n00bish responses like "Sore runner"
He said that I should not run and fight him like a man (Healers!= Tanks?!?!)
Eventually I stopped joking around with the n00btard and recommended him professions so people wont "run" and discussed strategies from him to use. But he kept acting like a n00btard and I put him on ignore >_>
Come!Come!Come!Come!Come!Come!Come!Come!Cum!Come!Come!
Master Togo and Faction's bad script is definitely the funniest
I also remember fighting a guy in RA. I was a monk with dash and he kept calling us runners. So I whispered him "Sore loser" and he kept coming up with the most n00bish responses like "Sore runner"
He said that I should not run and fight him like a man (Healers!= Tanks?!?!)
Eventually I stopped joking around with the n00btard and recommended him professions so people wont "run" and discussed strategies from him to use. But he kept acting like a n00btard and I put him on ignore >_>
BadgerznPie
A long time ago some guy that I was running asked me what my armor was, I said elite platemail, and he refused to believe that it was and got mad.
Also, when my friend said he once had a crystalline drop for him in Ascalon , we had a huge, hour-long argument until he finally came to the conclusion that someone had dropped the pre-searing sword with the skin on the ground and he had picked it up
Also, when my friend said he once had a crystalline drop for him in Ascalon , we had a huge, hour-long argument until he finally came to the conclusion that someone had dropped the pre-searing sword with the skin on the ground and he had picked it up
dont feel no pain
When the market system crashed and everything became 100g..... and then the roll back... LOL
Sir Seifus Halbred
This actually happened to me a few weeks ago. I was in LA when I got whisped by a random person asking what armor I had on.
I replied telling him it was Elite Sunspear. He then called me a noob saying how Elite Sunspear was bad and 15k Sunspear was better.
I replied telling him it was Elite Sunspear. He then called me a noob saying how Elite Sunspear was bad and 15k Sunspear was better.
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I was in AB and a ranger thought he was so clever to run me all the way back into his base so that the Defender killed me.
The only problem was that he ran into the wrong base
The only problem was that he ran into the wrong base
Kusandaa
May not seem funny, but my best times in these games were doing something insanely stupid, like pretending to be a girl when some guy wanted to cyber with me. I eventually got him to come on Ventrilo... where 9 other people were - 8 guys, 1 girl. I really, really wish I had seen his face... (see it's really immature but it was horribly funny...).
But the funniest thing I've seen was a guy who argued with me for over an hour in ToA, who was extremely offended by my presence on the game (and he was dead serious). Some other people were talking about perma sins and a random dude sent a formula in the chat.
Random guy #1: 2x6x8x(7232927x622+123^907/895)+26+9+0x9(64547)...
Random guy #2: Is the number of perma sins born every minute?
Lol's and such in local chat.
Guy who I'm arguing with: im offneded by ur offendde cuz im offnedde byr ur presence = 0.
Don't think I've laughed that hard over Ventrilo. Ever. I really tried coming up with the typos he made... it's a "you had to be there" moment. Really, really wish I had screenshots of that. He kept on going on how he was cool 'cause he sold drugs, but what amazes me more is that he was serious about it all. I even got death threats for being online - I'm not kidding.
I get a kick outta idiocy...
But the funniest thing I've seen was a guy who argued with me for over an hour in ToA, who was extremely offended by my presence on the game (and he was dead serious). Some other people were talking about perma sins and a random dude sent a formula in the chat.
Random guy #1: 2x6x8x(7232927x622+123^907/895)+26+9+0x9(64547)...
Random guy #2: Is the number of perma sins born every minute?
Lol's and such in local chat.
Guy who I'm arguing with: im offneded by ur offendde cuz im offnedde byr ur presence = 0.
Don't think I've laughed that hard over Ventrilo. Ever. I really tried coming up with the typos he made... it's a "you had to be there" moment. Really, really wish I had screenshots of that. He kept on going on how he was cool 'cause he sold drugs, but what amazes me more is that he was serious about it all. I even got death threats for being online - I'm not kidding.
I get a kick outta idiocy...
Rocky Raccoon
I was doing AB(kurzick) and we were in the canyon. A guild team of newbies were ranting as loosely quoted.
Newb 1 "Where is everbody?"
Newb 2 "WTF"
Newb 1 "We are the only ones"
Newb 2 "WTF"
Newb 1 "We are going to lose."
Newb 1 has left the game
Newb 2 has left the game
The fun part of the whole thing was that no one said a word to them, we just let them rant.
Newb 1 "Where is everbody?"
Newb 2 "WTF"
Newb 1 "We are the only ones"
Newb 2 "WTF"
Newb 1 "We are going to lose."
Newb 1 has left the game
Newb 2 has left the game
The fun part of the whole thing was that no one said a word to them, we just let them rant.
wtfisgoingon
"NOOB RUNNER"
"RUN NUB SIN RUN"
"FIGHT LIKE A MAN, DONT BE PUSSY NOOB"
30 sec later, my skills are recharged and hp + energy regen, his skills are still recharging, i shadow step to the moron and kill retard barking out "RUNNER RUN RUN RUN"
"RUN NUB SIN RUN"
"FIGHT LIKE A MAN, DONT BE PUSSY NOOB"
30 sec later, my skills are recharged and hp + energy regen, his skills are still recharging, i shadow step to the moron and kill retard barking out "RUNNER RUN RUN RUN"
Abedeus
When me and my guildies were running 6x e/a starburster + 2 monk backline before NF (1 rc monk + 1 blessed light), we met... kinda noobish teams. It was the old Capture the Altar map, where 3 teams run out with rez orbs to the altar, cap and fight for few minutes. So we took out orb, ran out... They are waiting, nobody is going to the altar. They didn't even took orbs. So 1 starburster took one orb, the other starburster took one too... And I've got a pretty screenshot where 3 people hold orbs and after 2 minutes other teams noticed ,,WHY WE DONT HAVE ORBS?!''.
We won, but we were laughing so hard for like 10 minutes that we lost next battle ;p
We won, but we were laughing so hard for like 10 minutes that we lost next battle ;p
JupiterStarWarrior
One of the funniest moments happened when my guild- and alliance-mates helped me (and/or someone else) get to Tahnakai Temple, but I don't remember much of it. We were pretty much harassing the NPCs; I don't remember much about it, but I do remember that I was laughing pretty hard, though.
However, another funny moment happened just last night when we were Vanquishing Lahtenda Bog. We were both pretty tired, and ear the end of our Vanquishing, my guild-mate's Monk has died. And I told him that his Monk had died. I told him this in a nonchalant way. He responds, in the same way, "Yup. That's obvious."
Then, MY Monk died. He tells me, in the same way I told him, that my Monk died.
"Yup," I responded, without a care in the world, "that's obvious."
During this time, his Monk was resurrected, but had then died shortly after that.
"Your Monk died." I told him, as if the world wasn't going to end.
He replied, much the same way, "Yup. That's obvious."
For some reason, I just cracked up.
>_>
However, another funny moment happened just last night when we were Vanquishing Lahtenda Bog. We were both pretty tired, and ear the end of our Vanquishing, my guild-mate's Monk has died. And I told him that his Monk had died. I told him this in a nonchalant way. He responds, in the same way, "Yup. That's obvious."
Then, MY Monk died. He tells me, in the same way I told him, that my Monk died.
"Yup," I responded, without a care in the world, "that's obvious."
During this time, his Monk was resurrected, but had then died shortly after that.
"Your Monk died." I told him, as if the world wasn't going to end.
He replied, much the same way, "Yup. That's obvious."
For some reason, I just cracked up.
>_>
Xunlai Guru Agent
Halloween 2005 .
Kanyatta
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Originally Posted by Kain Fz
He said that I should not run and fight him like a man
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Me and a friend have taken to doing AB recently, and we're getting tired of everyone yelling "HAVE YOU NO HONOR!! FIGHT LIKE THE TRUE WARRIOR YOU ARE!" when there's clearly 12 of them capping that shrine, I'm not going to stick around. Or people asking to 1v1 me with their dervish while I'm running a shutdown mesmer or something like that. So, anyway, we've taken to running 2 instagib sins and just picking 1 target and basically corpse camping him/her all game, then whenever anyone runs away, we spam in all chat "WHERE IS YOUR VALOR!!!" etc. Offers for some pretty fun times when people take us seriously.
-Makai-
My funniest moment in GW comes from one of my first RA encounters. I set my Mesmer up with a typical Domination bar + Arcane Thievery and Larceny for humor value. Anyhow, the opposing party had an IW Mesmer who made it her goal to slay me. So, I use Arcane Larceny, randomly steal Shatter Enchantment from her, then break her IW. She obviously didn't notice what was happening until the 10x Empathy killed her off.
fowlero
I was in RA and i couldn't figure out why our warrior kept insta-dying every now and again, even more frustrating considering i was monking.
Realised in the 2nd match that our mesmer was carrying vengeance.
Made me chuckle a bit, thing is the mesmer knew what he was doing too and we scraped 10 wins =).
Realised in the 2nd match that our mesmer was carrying vengeance.
Made me chuckle a bit, thing is the mesmer knew what he was doing too and we scraped 10 wins =).
Jay0
I was in ToA awaiting to go into FoW, I was typing something quite long adn it must have contained C and a few Spaces as the next thing I know I'm running into the first group on the right, so rather than die and get ressed, I panic and pull back to my guild team hoping to be saved, only to get us with the NPC wiped lol
Kwisatz_Haderach
Pretty much Any match i n RA i could go as my funniest moment in GW, but the one I have to say takes cake is last weekend in TA, I nailed a smite monk's reversal and he called me a HAXOR because I nailed his instacast.
chfanfiction
Someone do me a favor- go to AB using a squishy caster and Shadow Meld. Use it at the beginning, inside your base. Then when a sin tries to pin you, disappear and tell us what he says.
Commander Ryker
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Originally Posted by Xunlai Guru Agent
Halloween 2005 .
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Chicken of the Seas
Great glitch I found in Vasburg Armory...just had to fraps it and join in on the fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W70knEjiN4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W70knEjiN4
wtfisgoingon
When I was in Random Arena Dis 1, entering battle. All of a sudden some random white dude was yelling out "[KKK]Recruiting all people who believe in white supremacy. Must hate nig.ers, at least killed 3 of them."
I was laughing my ass off literally.
Another time in RA during a match, another random white dude had the character named "White Power" and he was a W/Mo with the invincy build that cant kill anything but stay alive.
He was saying "OO WHITE POWER FO LIFE" "NOBODY CAN OWN A WHITE WARRIROR" "AHAHAH NUB SIN POKING ME WITH YOUR NUB CHOP STICKS" "HAHAHAH I OWN PWN YOU" "CANT PWN ME NUBS" The battle went on for over an hour (before the arena changes).
I was laughing my ass off literally.
Another time in RA during a match, another random white dude had the character named "White Power" and he was a W/Mo with the invincy build that cant kill anything but stay alive.
He was saying "OO WHITE POWER FO LIFE" "NOBODY CAN OWN A WHITE WARRIROR" "AHAHAH NUB SIN POKING ME WITH YOUR NUB CHOP STICKS" "HAHAHAH I OWN PWN YOU" "CANT PWN ME NUBS" The battle went on for over an hour (before the arena changes).
Kusandaa
Two guildies and I were on Ventrilo as we were doing a DoA farm run. Out of nowhere, one starts talking about "sparkles", and the other does the same... only using a very thick lisp (they like making fun of me using a lisp, even though I don't have it). We just cracked up, and totally lost it by the last room, first pulls. By the middle I had to run to the bathroom; when I came back I was literally rolling on the floor as I heard them talking about snakes and spikes, which reminded me of "sparkles" for some reason... I was crying in laughter and got killed a couple times because I wasn't paying attention to my enchantments, and they'd ROFL each time I'd get killed...
Amazing on how a guy can laugh at the stupidest thing ever... "sparkles"...
Amazing on how a guy can laugh at the stupidest thing ever... "sparkles"...
imnotyourmother
Last night while farming ales in presearing. I asked if anyone would like to join me as it is faster to get ales with two people than with one.
I got a response form a lvl 12 and they said that I was only lvl 11 and not strong enough to do the job. I was like?
I just jumped on to my lvl 17 War and said is this lvl high enough. They said How did you do that? I said farming ales. LOL
I got a response form a lvl 12 and they said that I was only lvl 11 and not strong enough to do the job. I was like?
I just jumped on to my lvl 17 War and said is this lvl high enough. They said How did you do that? I said farming ales. LOL
Pleikki
The day i remaked my main character.. ...
Azza
My funniest moment was, arguing with my son Ursan was fair, and he was arguing back its to over powered, showed me a hero/hero UW run(me and him ursan), i seen how over powered it was, anyway an hour or 2 passes, i hear him bitching like QQ'er, i ask whats wrong, he turns and said "i forgot to take Ursan off when i vanquished rotscale"
i said "so what"
he reply's "it's taken the honor away from it"
ive never laughed so hard....
the thing that makes this so funny is he is a Muay Thai fighter yet such a game nerd at the same time
i said "so what"
he reply's "it's taken the honor away from it"
ive never laughed so hard....
the thing that makes this so funny is he is a Muay Thai fighter yet such a game nerd at the same time
TAZTG
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Funniest time playing was killing my 3 best friends by accident after using the Catapult near Siegemaster Lormar in the Fort Ranik mission.
http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Fort_Ranik_%28Mission%29 They saw the charr and charged in while I pulled the trigger. All I herd for the next 10 minutes was WTF! was that! Ah the early days of GW... good memories when everything was new and refreshing, and people played nice in PvP and PvE. Everyone was a noob then It was great. |
Needless to say we both had a good laugh..
alen
When our monk gets shame during gvg he allways says "shame on me" :P
I lol everytime.
I lol everytime.
mllepandora
Oh, I agree with most people in this thread. My most memorable moments could all be classified as "noob" moments, but that's the best part!
When my guild of reprobates started playing GW a year or so ago, (We'd all bought Prophecies, Pre HM, Pre EoTN and all) and got to Beacon's Perch, (a HUGE deal to all of us month old players), we all said...something like...
"What is this place they call Droks and what does one do there?"
My guildie's brother, who'd had played GW for some time at that point, dutifully informed us that Max armor is available at that outpost, and offered to help us get there.
So, we formed up our party and walked out the door, shiny level 12 or so, ready for action!
Needless to say, the trip...went down in our guild history. Our mesmer hadn't quite figured out that he doesn't have the AC of a warrior, I was specced with some horrible E/Ranger build, (boy I really knew nothing then..), our ranger had no concept of an interrupt or condition spreading, and the necro, well, at least he used blood magic.
Rounding out our party? 2 henchmen (including the healer) from Beacons (level 10) and the lone level 20 warrior, who probably felt he was herding headless chickens the entire way!
It took forever. But we finally stumbled into Droks, broken and bleeding, hours later. And we laugh about it still.
(We're much much much better players now....the previously aforementioned necro, practically soloed Cyndr the Mountain Heart the last time we were there....)
When my guild of reprobates started playing GW a year or so ago, (We'd all bought Prophecies, Pre HM, Pre EoTN and all) and got to Beacon's Perch, (a HUGE deal to all of us month old players), we all said...something like...
"What is this place they call Droks and what does one do there?"
My guildie's brother, who'd had played GW for some time at that point, dutifully informed us that Max armor is available at that outpost, and offered to help us get there.
So, we formed up our party and walked out the door, shiny level 12 or so, ready for action!
Needless to say, the trip...went down in our guild history. Our mesmer hadn't quite figured out that he doesn't have the AC of a warrior, I was specced with some horrible E/Ranger build, (boy I really knew nothing then..), our ranger had no concept of an interrupt or condition spreading, and the necro, well, at least he used blood magic.
Rounding out our party? 2 henchmen (including the healer) from Beacons (level 10) and the lone level 20 warrior, who probably felt he was herding headless chickens the entire way!
It took forever. But we finally stumbled into Droks, broken and bleeding, hours later. And we laugh about it still.
(We're much much much better players now....the previously aforementioned necro, practically soloed Cyndr the Mountain Heart the last time we were there....)
Squishy ftw
Running 1 warrior, 3 monk teams in AB and blowing 2 to even all 3 teams up.
I always get great lolz out of this and the usual replies in all chat.
I always get great lolz out of this and the usual replies in all chat.
Keero89
Funniest? Me going Wammo the first time I played and actually thinking it worked good. Any Paladin in GW fails, hard.
That and the... second mission in Tyria with the Catapult switches, well my team got wiped, and I was facing a Boss and two henchy casters. My Mesmer hid behind a rock I think and slowly but surely took them down all while interrupting every attack and throwing Empathy/Backfire on them. I felt like a hero because they're wanding didn't hit me. Then I got mad at my teammates for grabbing so many adds.
That and the... second mission in Tyria with the Catapult switches, well my team got wiped, and I was facing a Boss and two henchy casters. My Mesmer hid behind a rock I think and slowly but surely took them down all while interrupting every attack and throwing Empathy/Backfire on them. I felt like a hero because they're wanding didn't hit me. Then I got mad at my teammates for grabbing so many adds.
Aribeth Tilmeran
ohhhh, has to be being attacked in AB by 2 warriors and sin and letting them kill there Noob arses. Arcane Echo, SS on one warrior SS on another, Insideous parisite on the Sin, hexors vigour on me and sit back covering my spells with Parasitic Bond HA HA HA HA.
Oh and getting the best of a touch ranger bragging that no-one could kill him, satisfying
Oh and getting the best of a touch ranger bragging that no-one could kill him, satisfying
distilledwill
Most of my funniest moments happened in AB, but this is my fave:
Keeping a whole enemy team occupied running around and around the rock to the left of the Kurzick side res shrine on Saltspray. I just kept pinning down the only one of them with a speed boost, maintained poison on all 4 and just natural strided around and around. None of them realised if they went the other way around they might catch me and I'd have to run off and get on with winning.
Keeping a whole enemy team occupied running around and around the rock to the left of the Kurzick side res shrine on Saltspray. I just kept pinning down the only one of them with a speed boost, maintained poison on all 4 and just natural strided around and around. None of them realised if they went the other way around they might catch me and I'd have to run off and get on with winning.
viper11025
Hummmm...........A bunch of monks I was with in UW decided to go exploring....this is before the ursan nerf.
I went and saved them, they still went off and died. When I rezed up and told them to stick to me they died AGIAN.......this cycle repeated until we finally finished UW on HM.
They finally got some brains after opening there chest and apologized then blammed thier dying on the ursans.
GG, No heals >.>
ANOTHER issue I had once.
I was doing the titan quest SOLO and it was FUN, lots of fun.
The heros had no brains but heres the kicker, Souske decided to aggro a mess of titans, about 10 I think, brought them to us THEN went back to his flag where he couldn't help us. I released his flag and he stood there >.> for about 15 secs AND decided to cast meteor shower after most of the team was dead. That was it, no other spells.
>.>
I blame the titans for paying him off.
YET, agian something else.
Friend of mine in my old REALLY good guild before it got deleted, decided to aggro about 5 Rot Wallows while I was rezing one of the monks. He blindly ran by and let the team die then came back and said he couldn't rez anymore.
So he wen't to kill himself but the rot wallow ignored him >.> but eventually they got the hint.
So, you pick one. Their all funny, in thier own way.
Pardon the bad typing, I don't think these stories deserve properness. They were horrible times in GW.
I went and saved them, they still went off and died. When I rezed up and told them to stick to me they died AGIAN.......this cycle repeated until we finally finished UW on HM.
They finally got some brains after opening there chest and apologized then blammed thier dying on the ursans.
GG, No heals >.>
ANOTHER issue I had once.
I was doing the titan quest SOLO and it was FUN, lots of fun.
The heros had no brains but heres the kicker, Souske decided to aggro a mess of titans, about 10 I think, brought them to us THEN went back to his flag where he couldn't help us. I released his flag and he stood there >.> for about 15 secs AND decided to cast meteor shower after most of the team was dead. That was it, no other spells.
>.>
I blame the titans for paying him off.
YET, agian something else.
Friend of mine in my old REALLY good guild before it got deleted, decided to aggro about 5 Rot Wallows while I was rezing one of the monks. He blindly ran by and let the team die then came back and said he couldn't rez anymore.
So he wen't to kill himself but the rot wallow ignored him >.> but eventually they got the hint.
So, you pick one. Their all funny, in thier own way.
Pardon the bad typing, I don't think these stories deserve properness. They were horrible times in GW.