What is the most pathetic scamming attempt that you encountered?

R A N D O M

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2007

cause we are crazy (cwc)

E/

runnning to kaineng center 500g! can't believe its not been mentioned...

zamial

zamial

Site Contributor

Join Date: Apr 2006

Usa

TKC

N/

In LA about 2 months ago there was 2 people I assume they were in the same alliance, as there tags were different.

Person 1: Is spamming every 30-45 secs "WTT my bone dragon or kunnavaang for XXX green item, don't whisper me just open trade window"

Person 2: as fast as they can spam: "Wts XXX green item for YYk"

the xxx green item was worth 30-40k and being sold for 50-60k,or more, buy person 2.
person 1 is set to away status and will never open a trade window. the green item changed at about 5 spams from person 1. person 2 followed suit.

BTW I never bought the item and attempted the trade but others sure did. lol

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

Oh man I just remembered when people would impersonate Guru mods, saying you'd be banned if you didn't send an e-mail to suchandsuch@hotmail.com. Nice try guys.

Chthon

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Apr 2007

On my way through pre-searing, I decided to gate-monkey for the perma-pre people a bit so that I could buy some tapestry shreds off those perma-pre people, now that there's a use for them.

I get this one guy who wouldn't pay. After I opened the gate, he zoned us into the northlands and ran off without opening trade. I asked "you're going to rip me off, aren't you?" Silence. Pretty pathetic, scamming someone out of 50g.

What's more pathetic is that he didn't even get away with it. After 10 sec or so of no reply from him, I just walked back through the zone border and mapped out, leaving him stuck south of the gate.

Steboy93

Steboy93

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Feb 2007

Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] | Ex-Officer [TAM]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by snikerz
I was selling a tormented shield.

This person asked to go outside, soon as I spawned outside the person had cast [wiki]recall[/wiki] on me, and they requested that I drop my high end item on the floor while I was far far away so they could see it.
A guy tried this on me, i told him exactly where he could shove his recall

TheRaven

TheRaven

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Virginia

Spirit of Elisha

W/

Last week I was selling a shield for 1k. The shield wasn't great, but it was probably worth around 4-5k. I just wanted a quick sale and didn't feel like sitting in town for hours selling it. It was a nice skin.

I got a buyer and they put 1g in the trade window. Geez, you're already getting a bargain yet you feel the need to try and scam too. These are the people that I wish would just find a different game to play.

NoXiFy

NoXiFy

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

★☆٭Ńēŵ~ŶờЯК٭☆★

The Benecia Renovatio [RenO]

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Squishy ftw
I said tomeS, like.. multiple tomes. I think it were 3 elite necros and 2 elite monks. So no, I didnt scam myself
o... than gfy!

Brian the Gladiator

Brian the Gladiator

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Michigan, USA

Us Are Not [leet]

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Males that play on female elementalist characters in pre-searing Ascalon that say, "Giving lap dances for 100g - Pm or self invite"

Need I say more...

Nemo the Capitalist

Nemo the Capitalist

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Trust me you dont want to know my Chasms of Despair

Zaishen Brotherhood

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamara
Was selling a Mini Lich in Kamadan a few weeks ago and a D/A pm'd me saying he's interested. Invited me to team and refused to talk to me about the sale 'til I accepted.

Me: Hi. <amount I was selling it for> okay?
Them: I've heard these have been duped and I want to do a test to make sure it's the real thing.
Me: Uh, okay? O_o
Them: We need to go outside, I'll make sure I'm far enough away from you and you'll drop it, then I can do the test
Me: Uh... How about no.
Them: OMG DUPER DUPER!!!! I'm going to report you for duping! Unless of course you sell it to me for <half price>
Me: ...
Them: OMG YOU REALLY ARE A DUPER
Me: How about I report you for scamming instead?

*blissful silence as they log out*

I mean, really now *rolls eyes*


Im really glad idont come across retards like that

Nyktos

Nyktos

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

The Nyktos Guild [win]

One guy tried to sell me Gray Dye and Ink as black dye and claimed that if you mix them together you get black dye.

Also, "wts req7 sundering IDS"

electrofish

electrofish

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian the Gladiator
Males that play on female elementalist characters in pre-searing Ascalon that say, "Giving lap dances for 100g - Pm or self invite"

Need I say more...
How is that a scam? meeting the person in rl is never part of the package anyway, and you will get your lap dance... you can accuse them of being a bad actor though, but not a scam imo

anyway, it's more like a joke though no? I would love to know who actually paid for one.

Musei Karasu

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2007

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by flubber
are you tugging on our middle legs?
Aw hell, I don't have a warrior and so I get them all confused. I couldn't tell you the difference between a hammer, sword, or axe, just like the difference between a flatbow, shortbow, longbow, recurve, and hornbow mean just about nothing to me(actually I know extremely well what they are in real life, just not either profession so I rarely keep up with the stats etc).

CyberMesh0

CyberMesh0

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Charter Vanguard [CV]

N/Me

I've been messaged and traded countless times saying "Giving out trade bans free of charge!" due to excessive local trading messages.

Some people have rocks for brains...

bryann380

bryann380

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2006

USA

Mo/

Scam = any item being sold for more than 100k. 'Nuff said.

Blanche Neige

Blanche Neige

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2007

Caracas, Venezuela

E/

I remember when i was a newbie and just got out of pre searing someone tried to scam me (speaking with no proper english too, a little dificuilt to me to understand that), also it's a common lame scam in a virtual pet website too.
he: hiya, If u giv me 100k i will get you sum leet titles!
me: whats a leet title? how does the ''leet title'' thing works?
he: u knowe,a thingy 2 show off, u know, 2 show ur teh 1337ist.
its easy, u give meh sum 100k an ur pass, then i will get sum leet titles 2 u, ther very rare.
me: no thanks. i do not even have 100k, i'm not going to give you my password because i don't want you to steal my account and i prefer to get one of those ''leet titles'' by myself.
he: u will regret if u let this offer get out!!1111! noob! noob! noob! noob! noob! noob!......

And then he continued to disturb me about forabout 20 minutes until i rage quited of getting tired of it, i was just a newbie, but the only thing i regret is of not knowing there was an ignore list where i could have added him and i could have took a screenshot and report him to anet.

Catrion-Leyt

Catrion-Leyt

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2007

In this remote place called hell.

Archons Ascendant [Arch]

R/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by bryann380
Scam = any item being sold for more than 100k. 'Nuff said.
Werd. I never have, nor will I ever start, to buy an item for more than 100k. Main reason for this is that I never have, nor will I ever start, to see 100k.

electrofish

electrofish

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Catrion-Leyt
Werd. I never have, nor will I ever start, to buy an item for more than 100k. Main reason for this is that I never have, nor will I ever start, to see 100k.
wait until you get some rare item that you can sell for more than 100k, then you'll be doing the above

Socrates The Mauler

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

W/Mo

Nobody mentioned the thirsty river scam. thats where the scammer gets you to drop an item right inside riverside mission while he is way ahead of you out of sight. When you drop, he activates the cut scene and runs back to your item while you stand around.

Actually had somebody try that one on me. Claimed he could duplicate my fow armor.

In KC I saw 2 guys: 1st guy is selling wintersday gifts for 100k, claiming there is a kunnivang mini inside. 2nd guy goes along with it, typing in chat "OMG! I got a dragon mini it works!"

I did get scammed out of 1 black dye. Dude offered 7gold instead of 7K. I'm thankfull I didn't lose more than that.

Cargan

Cargan

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

Scotland

[ESP]

W/

I had someone try to scam themselves...



I'm also guilty of making the 1k 5gold mistake. In my head I think I'm paying 1.5k, so in the trade I put 1 & 5. Thankfully I always notice straight away and correct the error.

I'm very cautious in trades. If someone changes their offer in trade I cancel the trade and start again (hence the cancelled trade in the screenshot). You just never know when the next trade bug is going to appear.

Chik N Nuggets

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2007

calgary, alberta, canada

The Crimson Knighthood [CRIM]

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^very nice!! good job dude

Feminist Terrorist

Feminist Terrorist

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Oh Noes! The 'burbs!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Socrates The Mauler
Nobody mentioned the riverside province scam. thats where the scammer gets you to drop an item right inside riverside mission while he is way ahead of you out of sight. When you drop, he activates the cut scene and runs back to your item while you stand around.
How is that even possible? If one person's viewing the cut scene, everyone is. Right?

Sol Deathgard

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

Shadows of the Dragon

W/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by electrofish
How is that a scam? meeting the person in rl is never part of the package anyway, and you will get your lap dance... you can accuse them of being a bad actor though, but not a scam imo

anyway, it's more like a joke though no? I would love to know who actually paid for one.
I actually, as a joke, spammed "will strip for gold" while on my female ranger & had guys giving me money. There are alot of pathetic people out there.

Snow Bunny

Snow Bunny

Alcoholic From Yale

Join Date: Jul 2007

Strong Foreign Policy [sFp]

I said WTB 200 ecto

guy opens trade and puts up 250 mursaat tokens

Socrates The Mauler

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

W/Mo

Thirsty river scam relies on you not knowing whats going to happen. Scammer tells you to stand at mission start and drop your loot, while he goes up next to ghostly hero NPC "To prove its not a scam". Soon as you drop the item he talks to npc, pulling you up there with him. He runs back to get your item cause you still trying to figure out WTF just happened.

HawkofStorms

HawkofStorms

Hall Hero

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Feminist Terrorist
How is that even possible? If one person's viewing the cut scene, everyone is. Right?
Basically, guys use the NPC cutscenes to teleport you away from the item you dropped. He then uses speed buffs to run over and pick it up before you can figure out what is going on and run back to your item.

Same thing used to be done in Dunes of Despair mission. Talk to the ghostly after beating the mesmer boss... bah... group gets teleported.

subarucar

subarucar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

New Zealand

None

Most pathetic scamm attemt....
probably when a guy tryed to tell me his item was a new introduced invisible weapon, i then said, "would you take 30 Invisible Gold? they are new and are worth 10 platnum each". Guy says "OMG, Rippof, no way!"

SuperDave

SuperDave

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

South Africa

Forever Knights

Mo/

Me: "WTB bolts of Damask"
Scammer: "I have some for u"
Me: "cool, how much u want for it?"
Scammer "<insert current going rate here>"
Me: "ill buy it"
*trade commences*
Me: "This isn't Damask it's bolts of Linen"
Scammer: "I fail"
Me: "So...do you have Damask then?"
Scammer: *silence*

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

actually,

all scammers are pathetic. its a game, if any are here, listen to this: try playing the game and stop ruining other peoples fun.

DFrost

DFrost

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Ultima Thule

Legacy of Echovald [Echo]

P/

Already been posted but here goes:

Wish Swiftdeath

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2007

Mo/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by DFrost
Already been posted but here goes:

lol omg that is SOME OWNAGE, gz

Sjeng

Sjeng

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

in my GH

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by fenix
The countless people who tried to get me to drop my Torment Shields when I was selling them, to make sure they were 'real'. lol.
Just equip it then ^^ just to poke their eyes out hehehe

Quote:
Originally Posted by zwei2stein
btw: your average scammer no longer needs to be assassin secodnary, thanks to existance of wonderfull pve skills: http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Ebon_Escape
Thanks for that heads up!

My experience: A guy wants to buy my Kuunavang for 75 sapphires, which would have been around 150k @ 2k each if I recall right.
Obviously I was on alert, and indeed he offered 75 "heart of ice" quest items.
I took a screenie, reported him, and 1 week later the image of the ice and heart of ice got changed. I hope the guy got a huge ban.

Bouldershoulder

Bouldershoulder

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2007

I was with my friend, he was running me to Sanctum Cay while I was on my level 4 with Elite Templar (lol....I was bored.).

Anyway, my friend wanted to take people so that he can make some money. Some guy wanted to come so we took him. Along the way he kept saying that he would pay half at ToA and half at Sanctum. We got to ToA, and the guy kept cancelling the trade, saying he'll pay half at ToA.

...We were there. But he kept acting like a freakin' retard. So, my friend ignored it and just kept him along, and said he should pay at this other town...forgot what it was called, but it was on the coast.

In the zone near the town, my friend said for the guy to pay there, or he wouldn't go anywhere. The guy kept cencelling the trade, so my friend just decided to abandon the guy at the town.

It's a shame that there are so many retards in the world. My 9 year old neighbor who plays Runescape comes up with better scams than this.

Musei Karasu

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2007

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by R A N D O M
runnning to kaineng center 500g! can't believe its not been mentioned...
500g!? It's dropped since I last ran it. I used to get 1k for it. People would come in and ask for a runner so I volunteered whenever I saw it.

DDL

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

I still don't understand how people can bring themselves to do that. It takes almost as much time to map travel to kaineng as it does run from the marketplace.

I saw someone the other day who wasn't just advertising 500g runs to kaineng..oh, no: these were Pro 500g runs to kaineng.

O_o

Hermos

Hermos

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2007

Forever in Demand [FiD]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by DDL
I still don't understand how people can bring themselves to do that. It takes almost as much time to map travel to kaineng as it does run from the marketplace.

I saw someone the other day who wasn't just advertising 500g runs to kaineng..oh, no: these were Pro 500g runs to kaineng.

O_o
Best 500g I ever spent. /sarcasm

eeks

eeks

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

Sydney, Australia

Lubricated Volcano Love [Club]

Rt/Mo

Didn't happen to me, but happened to my b/f. Not a major deal, but the person was horribly irritating.

He sells stacks of materials for reasonable prices (that is to say, many people buy them without complaint), and spotted a person wanting to buy stacks for ridiculously low prices.

He whispered them with his price (250 x trader price divided by 10, minus 500- 800g), and the person then persistently started spamming him with 'noob', 'scammer', and that they could sell materials (in this case, wood) for 3g to a material trader for every ten. His attempt to explain his method of selling failed, and the person then went offline and continuously spammed him.

Boy, did I feel sorry for him.

Oh well, he moved on to the next person, who happily accepted his offer, and hopefully the weirdo he had to deal with failed to buy materials from other people.

Otherwise, there're the people who proclaim that you're selling something at too high a price, then try to trade you a weapon that is 'extremely rare' and the same price as what you're selling.

??iljo

??iljo

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

N/

dupe under the tree near droknar...lame...
and one in thirsty river i believe...

Feminist Terrorist

Feminist Terrorist

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Oh Noes! The 'burbs!

Quote:
Originally Posted by HawkofStorms
Basically, guys use the NPC cutscenes to teleport you away from the item you dropped. He then uses speed buffs to run over and pick it up before you can figure out what is going on and run back to your item.

Same thing used to be done in Dunes of Despair mission. Talk to the ghostly after beating the mesmer boss... bah... group gets teleported.
Okay, I get it. Thanks for the explanation Hawk and Socrates. No one's ever tried that one on me or anyone I know.

My Green Storage

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2006

Arizona

My Blue Storage

N/

#1 - Xg in place of Xk
Haven't fallen for it, the well known, "Ok I gotta log off quick, so let's make this trade fast!!"

#2 - The Mesmer NF skin that's the same as Rago's Staff.
Happened in Droks. They put up Rago's, then modified the trade, put up the junk, and cancelled the trade all in like 10 seconds. I was in "Mid mouse hovering over item" when the window closed.
Must've been obvious I knew and was double checking myself

#3 - ***ANET's FAULT!!!***
Update - Monday February 19, 2007
Fixed a bug that sometimes caused trade offers to be displayed incorrectly.

Selling perfect r9 Zodiac Shield 100k+2e (Paid 75k on here) in LA.
"Ok I'll buy it for 12 ectos"
The guy put up 12 wood, didn't dawn on me it could've been a 'scam' since it was through trade and the skin of ecto and wood are obviously different.
So he puts up 12 ecto after modifying, I saw the little 12, I probably hovered my mouse as well.
I hit accept. I noticed chat says "Glob of Ectoplasm" .. I was like hmm, I open inventory, and indeed... I received 1 ecto instead of 12.

Like 3 days later, I see the update notes and thought, Gee thanks ANET!

Ahh well. I bought the shield for Koss anyway and since I don't use wars except for Talon or Devona, I decided to sell it.

And el oh el @ Dfrost. The top of the chat screenshot says "Doublicating" lmao

Your Lucky I Heal

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2007

Ryders of the Sword (FrNd)

Rt/Mo

i was doing this to one guy... (sorry)
but i saw this guy had a collassal scimatar( max dmg energy +5 20% enchants) and wanted a price check, and i said it would be only 5k and i said ill buy for 10k and he said ok. than i felt guilty and i gave it back to him and he gave my money back and said it costs a lot.