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doudou_steve

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2007

Canada

Guildless QQ

W/

16 Dec 2007 at 23:07 - 1

Everyone surely received or saw a strange comment from another player in guild wars for example:

- In RA with my ranger, a mesmer put backfire on me and once i killed him he said: ''WTF you cheater, you lost no life when backfire was on you(no spell on me -_-), F U hacker!''

-I had a character named Perv Toucher and in a team(RA again) our monk was named '' I Like To Be Touched '' so i told him/her we belong together(joking). But after the battle she whispered me and began to talk strange, then i asked her: ''Did you believe my joke'' and her: ''oh.....you were joking....''

well then, yours now

Chrono Re delle Ere

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The Land of Hyrule

[GoE]

W/

16 Dec 2007 at 23:13 - 2

lol, yea the bast weird dialogues belong to RA.

Well I was using a spike build with my warrior, charged on monk and...BOOM HEADSHOT! Monk died because of the spike. After that the monk started shouting

"YOU HACKER! NO WAY A WARRIOR CAN KILL ME WITH 3 HITS!"

I just answered: "you know, warriors are made to kill things, that's all."

I also tried to explain him that you cannot hack so easily gw, and if you managed you would not usrely be using this to win in RA , LMAO. But he just started to be annoying, so he deserved a space in my "ignore" list.

EroChrono

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

Netherlands

[WitB]

W/

16 Dec 2007 at 23:16 - 3

Probably when trying to sell my mini vizu..
Someone said something like;
"I'll pray to you every day for the rest of my life if I can have your vizu"

It was actually quite a tempting offer, having my very own personal worshipper, my own religious follower!

I declined but complimented him on making the most original offer ^^

Gwmaster

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada/Quebec

N/

16 Dec 2007 at 23:18 - 4

first week of Guildwars...i made a female warrior and went out to do a quest with a dude in pre...we finished the quest and he told me.." hey, you're really cute, do you want to be my girlfriend"?...............and it was then that i realized
how wierd some people can be.

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

16 Dec 2007 at 23:18 - 5

Somone PMs me now and then asking me to join them for Rank10+ Zergway.

It creeps me out but I play along saying I only do r12+ Starburst spike.

This person has it in their head that I'm high ranked.

/Bambi

Catrion-Leyt

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2007

In this remote place called hell.

Archons Ascendant [Arch]

R/E

16 Dec 2007 at 23:23 - 6

Well, I was spammed "e-rager" numerous times Friday morning after I told the person to shut up (he/she was demanding a res in RA). I simply added the name to my ignore list and pressed "Enter Battle".

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

16 Dec 2007 at 23:24 - 7

"Shake it baby."

I don't remember his name. He whispered it then logged off immediately. I wasn't even in an outpost.

dont feel no pain

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Uk,Wales

16 Dec 2007 at 23:24 - 8

well there was

"OMG TAKE YOUR CLOTHS OFF AND DANCE"

me = female monk
yeah w/e

Chicken Ftw

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

16 Dec 2007 at 23:30 - 9

Not sure which is more fun, coming back from afking to see a wamo dancing on my char, or to a screen full of pms like these. <_<

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

16 Dec 2007 at 23:34 - 10

My ____ is 6.3 inches long is urs bigger, i bet its 2 inches or something Penguins don't have big ______

I remember this, clearly.

I also remember

right after a RA match

"Your good, you should be like Hitler how you kill people and stuff"

VanDamselx

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

Buffalo, NY

[TTBH]

16 Dec 2007 at 23:41 - 11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chicken Ftw

Not sure which is more fun, coming back from afking to see a wamo dancing on my char, or to a screen full of pms like these. <_<

LMAO! That reminds me of something I saw on Digg:
http://anthra.cx/pics/akwarrrrd.jpg

A very old guild of mine was really in HA and this one officer and one of his butt buddies were real douche bags to people. This kid kept getting disconnects during HA matches so they booted him (back before reconnects). I would always get random PMs from him, asking if I would invite him back. I told him I was not at liberty to and blah blah. Even after the douche bag officers raged and kicked everyone from the guild and formed their own (which broke up because douche bag 1 quit because of college), he would still PM me about joining again even after I told him the guild broke up and I no longer have anything to do with them.

One day out of the blue the person PMs me again and it goes something like this:

Him: hey beth, are you guys still HAing?
Me: no, i haven't been in that guild in ages and i don't talk to anyone anymore
Him: oh
Him: i'm feeling a little horny, wanna cyber?
Me: WTF is your problem you PM me out of the blue to ask me to type some dirty words, don't ever PM me again you asshole
Him: i'm really sorry, i didn't mean it
/ignore

Many conversations have led to, "hey let's have cyber sex" when they find out I'm a girl. It's really annoying.

FireFox

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Texas

We Wear Sombreros [文文文], Ugly Ducklings [ugly]

16 Dec 2007 at 23:43 - 12

After we flawlessed their spiritway in gvg:

SerenitySilverstar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

16 Dec 2007 at 23:51 - 13

I was mucking around with an IW Mesmer in TA with friends.

Dervish Wailing On Me But Getting No Where Then Dies Quickly and Horribly: "OMFG ur just a Mes! How can I miss u all da time??!"

*cough* Distortion and Riposte? *cough*

And from the same team to my Starburst Touch Ele friend: "U suck! Get a new build, nub!"

This while they're all lying dead on the ground from our Flawless Victory.

Graciousness FTW?

gremlin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

GWAR

Me/Mo

16 Dec 2007 at 23:58 - 14

Maybe not strange but the one that amused me most was when playing my necro Lilith Shadestalker.
Warrior type comes on with "Hey baby want some virtual sex"

My reply
Well I'm a 47 year old bald guy with a beard but if it makes you happy go for it.

I then get " but you you have a female character"

He got a lesson in what "role playing" means, I play necros when I am not a necro so why not a woman when im a guy.
Sadly I think he just went away assuming I was weired, which I do admit to being.

Solas

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ireland

Currently LF Active HA Guild, Glad 2, Comm.3, R2

E/

17 Dec 2007 at 00:06 - 15

this was on my part, i was in pre and noticed a person with a name in irish, so we talked and talk for a while, turns out she wasnt form ireland but mainland europe, she was ashamed of her country so i asked her a few questions.

i went to merch some things and returned i asked

+"are you Communist?"
- no reply
+"just as a clue"
- "whats wrong with you"
+"huh?"

at this point i realise i was whisping the wrong person, i explain it an just must've been of from there view.

Smile Like Umean It

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

E/Rt

17 Dec 2007 at 00:19 - 16

Some random guy in ToA in reference to my female Ele (Ice Queen Chase):

Wow, you may be ice queen but youre really hot

me: *blink*

To make it worse he somehow ended up in my group. I quickly left. Why do people insist on hitting on my toons? Real girl or not, that is creepy.

sickle of carnage

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2007

Textual Harassment [kTHX]

17 Dec 2007 at 00:20 - 17

A sin was spamming "55 lf ss UW 50/50".

Tarkin

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

W/N

17 Dec 2007 at 00:31 - 18

"dont take my ganja"

I MP I

Hustler

Join Date: Nov 2006

in between GW2 servers

Mo/

17 Dec 2007 at 00:42 - 19

While afk at the Sunspear Great Hall with my ritualist, some guy/girl(most likely a guy) messages me and says: "Can you take your rits clothes off? I want to see what she looks like naked".

Snow Bunny

Alcoholic From Yale

Join Date: Jul 2007

Strong Foreign Policy [sFp]

17 Dec 2007 at 01:24 - 20

I have lots...

Completely random: "I'm RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing Rick James bitch!"

After HAing with some Pug - "Hey, your monk's really cute, you wanna chat on MSN a little? Maybe I can see something else that's cute ^_^"

I've gotten at least 10 of this - "oooo, I bet you're just a little bunny. You're a good player, I'm 14 and I live in London, want to be my girlfriend?"

Lots of this too - "Hey bunny, I gotta carrot for ya to munch on. a/s/l?"

Got this once, made me laugh so hard I spilled water on myself
- "Hey, so I really liked playing with you. I heard your voice over vent, so I know you're a guy, but I'm really attracted to you, I don't know, your voice, and your attitude, please give me a chance. I'm a guy by the way, 16 years old."

When will these people figure out that I'm 20, male, and not gay?

Pirates Arrrg Matey

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2006

N/Mo

17 Dec 2007 at 01:26 - 21

I was playing my warrior in pre and some female warrior pmed me and said" Hey Big man, you want to talk to me" I obviously said no thanks and they replied" its just selfless flirtation". I then promptly walked into the zone.

AW Lore

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2006

Ancient Warriors Gaming Clan

W/Mo

17 Dec 2007 at 01:30 - 22

I was in LA with my female meser with kurzick 15k, suddenly i get a whisper (i dont remember what he said exactly, but the line below is what he meant anyway

):

"do you want to cyber?"
to which i reply:
"You know that probably I'm a guy, right?"

he didnt reply back after that

Xue Fang

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2007

17 Dec 2007 at 01:35 - 23

10k Ok U Buy ???
10k Ok U Buy ???
10k Ok U Buy ???
U Buy 10k Ok ???

ValaOfTheFens

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2006

Warrior Nation[WN]

17 Dec 2007 at 01:50 - 24

After I reveal that I'm a girl in real life I get 10 IMs like "Can I see ur MySpace?" or "Will u be my gf?

" Even after I say I'm 24 and don't "date" 14 year olds some don't let up.

Naliah Alexis

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

England

[Kweh]

R/Mo

17 Dec 2007 at 01:50 - 25

A while back I just zoned into J. Diggings place. The first thing that popped up on my screen in local was...."Hello Babe" Now I don't know who the guy was talking to, he didn't get a response from whomever he was, so I decided to reply

This is what happened...

Just so you know I'm a girl in real life playing a male mesmer xD. It was so funny at the time of course.

Lilanthe

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

17 Dec 2007 at 02:28 - 26

Standing in Nolani.

Drunking booze in Shing Jea, I specificaly said in my messages to trade with me directly (getting annoying after a few hours)

He then gave me his monastery credits free.

Such strange people..

Nyktos

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

The Nyktos Guild [win]

17 Dec 2007 at 02:39 - 27

Guy: hay u a ninja
Me: It's called Assassin not Ninja
Guy: omg thats racist against ninjas

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

17 Dec 2007 at 02:40 - 28

Quote:

Originally Posted by ValaOfTheFens

After I reveal that I'm a girl in real life I get 10 IMs like "Can I see ur MySpace?" or "Will u be my gf?

" Even after I say I'm 24 and don't "date" 14 year olds some don't let up.

Are you stereotyping that they are 14?

I have never once asked for a internet GF, and the thought of that is horrendous

Quote:

Originally Posted by snow bunny

Completely random: "I'm RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing Rick James bitch!"

I burst out laughing for some reason...and because I'm sick it hurt T_T

Dr Strangelove

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2005

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

[HOTR]

17 Dec 2007 at 02:58 - 29

What's even more disturbing is that if so many people are looking for cybersex ingame, it must be working for some of them.

I was doing Duncan with someone else who seemed fairly normal. We were having a fairly normal conversation and playing through normally over the course of a couple hours. However, some... unusual comments kept popping up.

"hehe, I feel like such a lesbian right now" - we both had female characters

I ignore it. 15 minutes later we're standing around salvaging stuff

"I'm going to sit on your lap while I'm cleaning up"

I raise an eyebrow, but keep going 30 minutes later we kill a boss

"oh, sweet, are you going to kiss me now?"

At this point I'm minorly alarmed, but things are going well enough, and the comments are rare, so I decide to ignore it and keep going. Then, during the last area, all these pop up in short order:

"Are you a virgin? I hope not sweetie"
"This is just a trick to get my clothes off" (after casting some spell on he/she)
"I'm having naughty thoughts - nothing too serious, just oral"

So naturally, I turn off team chat, kill the boss, and grab my loot. What? I wasn't going through all that for no payoff.

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

17 Dec 2007 at 03:12 - 30

What more is there to say?

garethporlest18

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

[HiDe]

W/

17 Dec 2007 at 03:45 - 31

Quote:

Originally Posted by ValaOfTheFens

After I reveal that I'm a girl in real life I get 10 IMs like "Can I see ur MySpace?" or "Will u be my gf?

" Even after I say I'm 24 and don't "date" 14 year olds some don't let up.

Can I see ur MySpace? Will u be my gf irl and then we can get married in 3 years, move to a nice island and live a extravagant life on grapes and 1st class wine.

Oh and Snow Bunny you're not gay? Damn!

As for me, some woman I never met (least I think it was a woman), messaged me one night and asked if I wanted to cyber. Now I've not met this person in game but she said we missioned a long time ago (this was sometime early 07) and I was like lol no thx not tonight.

KANE OG

Banned

Join Date: Oct 2005

Ogmios Graybeards

W/

17 Dec 2007 at 04:02 - 32

Female ele with chaos gloves.....

three different towns....

three different campaigns...

three different wammo's....

always the same question....

"Where u get glowy hands?"

KANE

Meat Axe

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

Brisbane, Australia

R/

17 Dec 2007 at 04:05 - 33

Quote:

Originally Posted by gremlin

Maybe not strange but the one that amused me most was when playing my necro Lilith Shadestalker.
Warrior type comes on with "Hey baby want some virtual sex"

My reply
Well I'm a 47 year old bald guy with a beard but if it makes you happy go for it.

I then get " but you you have a female character"

He got a lesson in what "role playing" means, I play necros when I am not a necro so why not a woman when im a guy.
Sadly I think he just went away assuming I was weired, which I do admit to being.

I usually play female characters, simply because I can't stand most of the male character models. Something very similar happened to me during the Dragon festival this year, only with a disturbing little twist at the end.

Also, I saw this while I was in pre searing ascalon. It made me laugh at how desperate some people can be.

Onarik Amrak

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2007

Astral Revenants

P/W

17 Dec 2007 at 04:09 - 34

I remember there was always this retarded kid from London always spamming for a real-life girlfriend.

Everyone was telling him to STFU and GTFO and many would report to Anet.

Nothing ever happened, unless he got banned, came back and spammed again.

Saw him every so often over about a year.

Negligate

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2007

Why Do You Ask?

Mo/W

17 Dec 2007 at 04:21 - 35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snow Bunny

I have lots...

Completely random: "I'm RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing Rick James bitch!"

hey im a newb. ive been hearing alot about this RED ENGINE GORED.. stuff
what does it mean..><

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

17 Dec 2007 at 04:22 - 36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Negligate

hey im a newb. ive been hearing alot about this RED ENGINE GORED.. stuff
what does it mean..><

Forum wordfilter.

Onarik Amrak

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2007

Astral Revenants

P/W

17 Dec 2007 at 04:24 - 37

Quote:

Originally Posted by KANE OG

Female ele with chaos gloves.....

three different towns....

three different campaigns...

three different wammo's....

always the same question....

"Where u get glowy hands?"

KANE

OMG Glowy hands??? Where'd you get those???

Tell me!!!!111!!!one!!

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

17 Dec 2007 at 04:50 - 38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Negligate

hey im a newb. ive been hearing alot about this RED ENGINE GORED.. stuff
what does it mean..><

It's a phrase for super awesome freaking cool, created by Guild Wars guru.
MIRITE?

Everbody now

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO!

Shadowmere

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

The Grim Squeakers [REAP]

N/

17 Dec 2007 at 05:16 - 39

a while back, before they started enforcing trade chat, I got sick of seeing all the trade things so I just started spamming "WTB your soul" I almost ended up buying some wammo's soul for a mini pig and some dye :P
exchanges like that are the most fun

can't really think of too many times I've been suprised/weirded out by something somone said to me right now though I know there's been a few.

arcanemacabre

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Feb 2006

North Kryta Province

Angel Sharks [As]

17 Dec 2007 at 05:17 - 40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snow Bunny

Completely random: "I'm RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing Rick James bitch!"

I would not be surprised if that was a friend of mine that did that. That's essentially his 'catchphrase,' and he loves whispering random people in-game. Yeah, he can be a bit obnoxious.