In RA trying out weird builds, one of which happened to be a Burning Arrow R/N thing... get into the match, and random ranger (can't remember the name) says:
"is that a toucher?"
Then, before I can respond (remember, I'm wielding a bow)
"yep, it's a toucher"
*Strange Random Ranger has left the game*
So I PM him/her:
"So you can't be R/N in RA without being a toucher? I'm wielding a bow, genius"
SRR: "welcome to ignore"
heh...some people.
Strangest thing that someone said to you
Bekkr
viper11025
In gwen:
Are thouse Shrooms?
Are thouse Shrooms?
Skawtt
After coming back from being afk I scrolled up to see if I missed anything in guild chat turns out I had a whisper from some random person.
<random> Is your name really Skawtt????
I just found that kind of odd since Skawtt is my mains first name glad I had away up.
<random> Is your name really Skawtt????
I just found that kind of odd since Skawtt is my mains first name glad I had away up.
Rexion
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Originally Posted by Harrier's haste
in LA, for no reason this guy wrote me some bull crap on how he thinks nercos sucks
 i was on my male necro atm)Him: hey Me: ?????? Him:i think all necros should die cause they suk bals Me: ok....do i care? Him: Yes and FK you noob necro Me:lol....nub cake Him:FK U FK U FK U Me:dude... go to hell...for the benefit of the rest of GW Him: THAT'S A REPORT NOOB FK ER ^^^^ Me: why were you even born??? Better off dead, really. people....so stupid sometimes. |
you stooped down to his level when you said "for the benefit of the rest of GW."
my best moment was when we were having a Gay-Rights debate in Ascalon-D1 for some reason.. and like 5 of the gay players were really getting offended because some idiot was making a hate-speech. So after that all happened, some random guy whispered all the gay players.
Him: hi.
Me: hi?
Him: I saw what you did...
Him: I think it is great...
Me: okay?
Him: You should have every right you want
Me: ok then...
Him: Am I not buttering you up?
Me: not really
Him: would saying I have a web-cam do you any better?
Me: oh yes, lemme just go find my magic-dildo-of-B-S. /ignore
*sigh*
Nyktos
Recently, in LA someone was asking about Wintersday.
Newbie: Hey is it christmas
Me: It's called Wintersday
Guy: lol big brother
Me: ?
Guy: lolol pc big brother
Me: huh?
Guy: lool its chirtsmas all that pc bull shit can go to hell
Me: its called wintersday because its a game
Me: theres no christmas in this game
Guy: lol anet pc big brother lol
Me: um...okay....
Guy: lolol big brother is watching
He then logged off.
Newbie: Hey is it christmas
Me: It's called Wintersday
Guy: lol big brother
Me: ?
Guy: lolol pc big brother
Me: huh?
Guy: lool its chirtsmas all that pc bull shit can go to hell
Me: its called wintersday because its a game
Me: theres no christmas in this game
Guy: lol anet pc big brother lol
Me: um...okay....
Guy: lolol big brother is watching
He then logged off.
Smile Like Umean It
Last night. Got a pm from a Derv. We were the only two in the dist.
Him: sup i have told you about chadwarden
I was already in conversations so I ignored him and went about my business. Later I did Google the dude and look on Youtube. He's obnoxious, kinda annoying and has a fascination with a certain sex toy. It's his favorite word or something. It did entertain me for a few minutes though.
Him: sup i have told you about chadwarden
I was already in conversations so I ignored him and went about my business. Later I did Google the dude and look on Youtube. He's obnoxious, kinda annoying and has a fascination with a certain sex toy. It's his favorite word or something. It did entertain me for a few minutes though.
fowlero
Nice to see some examples of the best GW has to offer.
Here's my contribution, someone wisped me wanting to buy the Woespreader 9 months ago or so ago:
(sorry if the image is a bit big)
Had me in stitches
Here's my contribution, someone wisped me wanting to buy the Woespreader 9 months ago or so ago:
(sorry if the image is a bit big)
Had me in stitches
Turtle222
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Nice to see some examples of the best GW has to offer.
Here's my contribution, someone wisped me wanting to buy the Woespreader 9 months ago or so ago: (sorry if the image is a bit big) Had me in stitches |
12345678
You can't see me
The oddest message I've ever gotten was someone in Lion's Arch asking if my "Pubes" were for sale. I told him he couldn't afford them.
ThunderStruck
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Originally Posted by Nyktos
Recently, in LA someone was asking about Wintersday.
Newbie: Hey is it christmas Me: It's called Wintersday Guy: lol big brother Me: ? Guy: lolol pc big brother Me: huh? Guy: lool its chirtsmas all that pc bull shit can go to hell Me: its called wintersday because its a game Me: theres no christmas in this game Guy: lol anet pc big brother lol Me: um...okay.... Guy: lolol big brother is watching He then logged off. |
Big Brother is from the book 1984. You need to know about the book to understand it.
TinyTheEle
I'm standing in LA, and this dude PMs me.
"Excuse me young squire, but would you like to quest with me until the sun reaches the dawn?"
WTF? lolz Does the sun even "reach the dawn?"
"Excuse me young squire, but would you like to quest with me until the sun reaches the dawn?"
WTF? lolz Does the sun even "reach the dawn?"
Zeek Aran
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Originally Posted by TinyTheEle
I'm standing in LA, and this dude PMs me.
"Excuse me young squire, but would you like to quest with me until the sun reaches the dawn?" WTF? lolz Does the sun even "reach the dawn?" |
Catrion-Leyt
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I wish more people were like that. Serious or not.
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Rocky Raccoon
2 days ago I was doing AB when some kid starts dropping the f word over and over. The more people were telling him to quit the more he did it and said he was doing it as a test to see who would report him. I fianlly PM'd him and said stop being an a##hole. He comes back and says why did you call me that I was only doing a test. Well last night I get a PM from a name I don't recognize but was expecting one from a person who answered my post for guild recruitment. I said are you interested in our guild and he says no, I am the one you called an a**hole because I was doing a test. I told him that it was very and immature and could get him banned and he said true but I am only a kid having fun. Can't wait until I log in today. The funny part is he is very polite when he PM's me and seemed hurt that someone would call him that. Go figure.
Tatile
Backstory: I usually do sales on my (female) Ritualist. As I have CE Factions, I like to use the collectors dance as I spam trade. I usually sell in Kamadan, I've worked out now that I shouldn't:
Me, dancing and trying to flog some scythe. Warrior, low level, walks over and watches for a bit, then starts dancing. Annoyed, I move. I then get a party join request from the Warrior. I figure he may actually want to buy something.
Me: Can I help you?
'Him': Can you be my girlfriend?
'Him:' Yes you can
(out of proper order, he was typing as I was apparently)
Me: o.O;;
Him: I have a good account
Me: /kick /ignore
A little later...
Me: Hey Xan, some guy just asked me to be his girlfriend
Xan: WTF?
Of course, the Warrior's spelling wasn't as good as it is above. There really are some wierdos in Kamadan. The guy got lucky though, found an actual female player.
Me, dancing and trying to flog some scythe. Warrior, low level, walks over and watches for a bit, then starts dancing. Annoyed, I move. I then get a party join request from the Warrior. I figure he may actually want to buy something.
Me: Can I help you?
'Him': Can you be my girlfriend?
'Him:' Yes you can
(out of proper order, he was typing as I was apparently)
Me: o.O;;
Him: I have a good account
Me: /kick /ignore
A little later...
Me: Hey Xan, some guy just asked me to be his girlfriend
Xan: WTF?
Of course, the Warrior's spelling wasn't as good as it is above. There really are some wierdos in Kamadan. The guy got lucky though, found an actual female player.
Lil Mystique
I was on my tiny monk in Kaineng trying to sell something. A warrior whispers me and asks me to be his "mini Gwen" -.- My boyfriend promptly put him in his place.
onerabbit
some guy pmed me everyday saying "HI" for about 2 months..
he never said anything else..
i go quite annoyed after a while and asked him, he said, he always says hi to his friends.
mind you, i never even met this guy before.
he never said anything else..
i go quite annoyed after a while and asked him, he said, he always says hi to his friends.
mind you, i never even met this guy before.
Cale Roughstar
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Big Brother is from the book 1984. You need to know about the book to understand it.
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Not that weird, but about a week ago, my guild was running some HA. Mostly we were just playing for kicks, as most of our guildies have very little HA experience. For some reason we had an alliance mate as a caller, and in every match in UW (of which there were several), he insisted that we RUN THROUGH UNDER THE BRIDGE DONT GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE STOP UNTIL WE ARE ALL THROUGH. Of course by the time we were through we would have lost 3 party members and on the way to a full wipe.
Him: "Its always worked for me, us running should not be a problem"
Guild Leader: "We are running a defensive build, we need time to set up spirits and other things."
Him: "Spirits don't take that long to cast, besides, the monks should heal us as we run"
Me: "But you say that we cant stop"
Him:.... "But the spirits shouldn't be a problem, whats the bar anyways?"
Rit pings bar
Him: "Why does he have 4 spirits?"
Me: "Uhh, spirit spammer.."
Him: "Uhhhh, what?"
Guild Leader: "Okay, we are going to get someone else, thanks for coming"
1 hour down the tube to this guy, but hey, we were having a great time in GC.
Biostem
I was playing my female ranger at the Thunderhead Keep mission, and I get an invite. I was lfg, so I accepted. I say hello, and leader then asks me for my name. I say I don't give out my RL name online, and he moves along looking for more people. A few more people join, and the leader asks again "hey female ranger, what's your name". I was kinda taken aback; I give the same reply as before, and things proceed normally. Shortly after, I get a pm form the leader asking for my name again. I promptly excuse myself from the team...
Shayne Hawke
"Snowball is not PvP."
ThunderStruck
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It still doesn't make any sense.
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6am3 Fana71c
Here's a fresh one from RA. This one guy was convincing me how his terra tank build owns PvP. Here's a screenie, so you don't have to imagine whole story
The Sender
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Originally Posted by Biostem
I was playing my female ranger at the Thunderhead Keep mission, and I get an invite. I was lfg, so I accepted. I say hello, and leader then asks me for my name. I say I don't give out my RL name online, and he moves along looking for more people. A few more people join, and the leader asks again "hey female ranger, what's your name". I was kinda taken aback; I give the same reply as before, and things proceed normally. Shortly after, I get a pm form the leader asking for my name again. I promptly excuse myself from the team...
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Some people asked me the same question and I just reply with my in-game name. They accept it, then three seconds later respond with "Wait...what?".
Either that or he wanted to find out if you were a dude, you should've said "Arnold", he would've kicked you.
Catrion-Leyt
I was just in RA on my elementalist. It went something like this...
Dervish: Please be a good ranger.
*Ranger puts Apply Poison on*
Dervish: omg Apply Poison
Me: What's wrong with Apply Poison?
Dervish: Ever heard of Poison Tip? Apply Poison sucks.
Me: It really doesn't...
*Ranger pipes in*
Dervish: omg noobs to the max lol
*Ranger again*
Me: You're a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing douche. (to the dervish of course)
As far as I know, Apply Poison is just fine. If I'm wrong, forgive me.
Dervish: Please be a good ranger.
*Ranger puts Apply Poison on*
Dervish: omg Apply Poison
Me: What's wrong with Apply Poison?
Dervish: Ever heard of Poison Tip? Apply Poison sucks.
Me: It really doesn't...
*Ranger pipes in*
Dervish: omg noobs to the max lol
*Ranger again*
Me: You're a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing douche. (to the dervish of course)
As far as I know, Apply Poison is just fine. If I'm wrong, forgive me.
Danax
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Originally Posted by TinyTheEle
I'm standing in LA, and this dude PMs me.
"Excuse me young squire, but would you like to quest with me until the sun reaches the dawn?" WTF? lolz Does the sun even "reach the dawn?" |
Nyktos
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Originally Posted by Catrion-Leyt
As far as I know, Apply Poison is just fine. If I'm wrong, forgive me.
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ensoriki
having to reapply a skill every 6 seconds?
Sounds lame to me.
Maybe not I don't have eotn >.<
Sounds lame to me.
Maybe not I don't have eotn >.<
ValaOfTheFens
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Originally Posted by Catrion-Leyt
I was just in RA on my elementalist. It went something like this...
Dervish: Please be a good ranger. *Ranger puts Apply Poison on* Dervish: omg Apply Poison Me: What's wrong with Apply Poison? Dervish: Ever heard of Poison Tip? Apply Poison sucks. Me: It really doesn't... *Ranger pipes in* Dervish: omg noobs to the max lol *Ranger again* Me: You're a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing douche. (to the dervish of course) As far as I know, Apply Poison is just fine. If I'm wrong, forgive me. |
Smile Like Umean It
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Originally Posted by Biostem
I was playing my female ranger at the Thunderhead Keep mission, and I get an invite. I was lfg, so I accepted. I say hello, and leader then asks me for my name. I say I don't give out my RL name online, and he moves along looking for more people. A few more people join, and the leader asks again "hey female ranger, what's your name". I was kinda taken aback; I give the same reply as before, and things proceed normally. Shortly after, I get a pm form the leader asking for my name again. I promptly excuse myself from the team...
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Poqow
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Wow...that Derv was a noob.
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Ouchie
Funniest thing I have ever said was one day when I had a group of all Girl Characters going out together to do quests so every time we went into a town I'd advertize for our guild
[Leet] Recruiting good looking characters only screenshot required
it was just for fun but I did get a lot of replies
[Leet] Recruiting good looking characters only screenshot required
it was just for fun but I did get a lot of replies
Feurin Longcastle
MrSlayer
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Originally Posted by TinyTheEle
I'm standing in LA, and this dude PMs me.
"Excuse me young squire, but would you like to quest with me until the sun reaches the dawn?" |
Cherng Butter
Harrier's haste
"I like your Buns babe" Arulins Sun or something( )
)
bam23
Icey
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On a side note its a shame that 85% of these stupid things are said by warriors.
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Rexion
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Originally Posted by Icey
I happen to have a warrior and I find this comment offensive.
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class doesn't matter... age doesn't matter... it is how you respond to certain comments that matters.
Oukanna
Reading this thread, reminds me of some funny things that have happened to me xD
One odd one was when i was in northern Wall, i was helping a guildie out. I was standing there waiting for him to sell up when some random guy runs in and starts circling me, he proceeds to say...
Guy: omg your so pretty
Me: erm thanks ^_^
Guy: will you be my gf?
Me: I already have a bf sorry.
Guy: thats ok, i will kill him, then we can be together.
Me: Id rather you didnt.
Guy: will you marry me??
Me: no thanks
guy: we can do the ceromony here
Me: lol
Guy: Do you take thee to be your loyal wedded wife?
Guy: I do
Guy: Oukanna, do you take thee to be your wedded husband?
Me: no
guy: *gags oukanna* Oukanna: yes
Me: hey, thats just weird now
Guy: you may kiss the bride
(guy walks up to me and does kneel emote or something)
Guy: ok lets get onto the good stuff, like sex
Me: youl have to find someone else for that.
Guy: no i can just rape you
(Guy kneels down in front of me)
Guy: there you go, im satisfied i want a divorce now goodbye
(guy runs out portal)
I really wonder what was going through his head.....lol
One odd one was when i was in northern Wall, i was helping a guildie out. I was standing there waiting for him to sell up when some random guy runs in and starts circling me, he proceeds to say...
Guy: omg your so pretty
Me: erm thanks ^_^
Guy: will you be my gf?
Me: I already have a bf sorry.
Guy: thats ok, i will kill him, then we can be together.
Me: Id rather you didnt.
Guy: will you marry me??
Me: no thanks
guy: we can do the ceromony here
Me: lol
Guy: Do you take thee to be your loyal wedded wife?
Guy: I do
Guy: Oukanna, do you take thee to be your wedded husband?
Me: no
guy: *gags oukanna* Oukanna: yes
Me: hey, thats just weird now
Guy: you may kiss the bride
(guy walks up to me and does kneel emote or something)
Guy: ok lets get onto the good stuff, like sex
Me: youl have to find someone else for that.
Guy: no i can just rape you
(Guy kneels down in front of me)
Guy: there you go, im satisfied i want a divorce now goodbye
(guy runs out portal)
I really wonder what was going through his head.....lol
Smile Like Umean It
Happened like a hour and a half ago.
I was about to go farm elementals for charcoal when some level 6 monk invited himself. Figured if it was something easy and quick I'd help him out.
*Weirdo waves*
Me: what do you need?
Weirdo: ass
Weirdo: your ass
Weirdo: in my mouth
Weirdo: tessisticals (his spelling)
Me: *zone*
I'm not sure he even knew what he wanted to say cause it took him a minute to respond the first time.
I was about to go farm elementals for charcoal when some level 6 monk invited himself. Figured if it was something easy and quick I'd help him out.
*Weirdo waves*
Me: what do you need?
Weirdo: ass
Weirdo: your ass
Weirdo: in my mouth
Weirdo: tessisticals (his spelling)
Me: *zone*
I'm not sure he even knew what he wanted to say cause it took him a minute to respond the first time.