Strangest thing that someone said to you
Cherng Butter
Someone in Kamadan wanted to buy my Elementalist's top today...
garethporlest18
Someone whispered me and said:
You are the biggest prick in all of Guild Wars..blah blah blah..blah..loser. I lol'ed for a while at that one. This guy did this randomly and I wasn't even talking in a town at the time. I also don't remember what he said.
Then the other day.. someone was like:
Wanna go out? Which well you know, wanted to agree but didn't..
You are the biggest prick in all of Guild Wars..blah blah blah..blah..loser. I lol'ed for a while at that one. This guy did this randomly and I wasn't even talking in a town at the time. I also don't remember what he said.
Then the other day.. someone was like:
Wanna go out? Which well you know, wanted to agree but didn't..
Taurucis
Random noob in Shing Jea:
Noob: *invites me*
Me:* o0??
Me: What?
Noob: are u naughty?
Me: Go to hell *leaves*
Noob: *invites me*
Me:* o0??
Me: What?
Noob: are u naughty?
Me: Go to hell *leaves*
Queenie
Quite random.
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shrouded^god
I have two people on my friends list....whom I have NO IDEA who they are....but I assume they got my name from here. The first...PMs me everytime I log onto my PvP War 'I Beta Testd Ur Gf' and says 'LOL nice name shroud'....exactly the same sentence....and its honestly like....5 seconds after i log on...like they're watching. The next is just random....and happens weekly or so 'What profession do you play Shrouded?'...and its over. I added them to see if they play other characters...and maybe i recognized another of the chars....neither one are ever on any other chars....kind of odd.
Noel Hope
upier
"Nice asss hotlips!"
And I was like:
"Dude, ass is spelled with 2 s's not 3!"
Seriously. Learn to spell bitches, learn to spell!
And I was like:
"Dude, ass is spelled with 2 s's not 3!"
Seriously. Learn to spell bitches, learn to spell!
Eon Ryax
Oh dear God, I've been quoted. That was in Gunnar's Hold, and the boredom was absolutely crushing. As was the chat spam at the time, if I remember correctly. So much for trying to break the monotony. In my defense though, bonfires are hot.
chamo
"If you are a girl irl, may i please worship your feet?"
Yes my ranger is sexy
Yes my ranger is sexy
HuntMaster Avatar
i was ss/lb farming in desolation, was on for a long time and people started saying i was a bot. so i would say, i am a player. and they said it was an automsg. so i played off it and kept only saying "I am a player" nothing else.
people say strange/abusive/sexual things on gw every day all day. nothing really takes the cake. i must say of all the games i have played, the GW community is the rudest. not that it matters. being rude is IN, being polite is Nubsause, as i have been told many times. I feed my ignore beast daily.
people say strange/abusive/sexual things on gw every day all day. nothing really takes the cake. i must say of all the games i have played, the GW community is the rudest. not that it matters. being rude is IN, being polite is Nubsause, as i have been told many times. I feed my ignore beast daily.
explodemyheart
Not to me, but I saw someone trying to buy a superior abortion rune once. I still hope they were just joking.
I R Shooty
Every one in the group was "WTF?!!1!" Never did get an explanation
Vizzi
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Every one in the group was "WTF?!!1!" Never did get an explanation |
thanks for making my day,. that is just absolute random Hilarity.
N1ghtstalker
aah the memories
Trylo
Male Ele #1: "Why are you dancing with clothes on as an ele??? Theyre the most buff looking spellcaster!"
male ele #2: "i think this party is over." *dissapears*
xD
oh i forgot about the time a total nub blamed me (the monk) for using holy veil since it "caused nagative energy regen." i tried explaining that you take it off after you get a bad hex on you like SS. He spammed me calling me a retard and that i probably suck at the game etc. OH and he also said something about "THERES NO WAY you have good enough reflexes to take it off so fast!"... its not too hard i mean what else do you do on a computer other than doubble click stuff? sent a message saying a was gunna report him, never heard from him again
male ele #2: "i think this party is over." *dissapears*
xD
oh i forgot about the time a total nub blamed me (the monk) for using holy veil since it "caused nagative energy regen." i tried explaining that you take it off after you get a bad hex on you like SS. He spammed me calling me a retard and that i probably suck at the game etc. OH and he also said something about "THERES NO WAY you have good enough reflexes to take it off so fast!"... its not too hard i mean what else do you do on a computer other than doubble click stuff? sent a message saying a was gunna report him, never heard from him again
Rocky Raccoon
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Originally Posted by explodemyheart
Not to me, but I saw someone trying to buy a superior abortion rune once. I still hope they were just joking.
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Dr Strangelove
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Originally Posted by explodemyheart
Not to me, but I saw someone trying to buy a superior abortion rune once. I still hope they were just joking.
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eloogosciu
I remember it clearily, I was doing Zen-daijun (I spelled it right?) mission with my fresh Canthan and Sexy Elementalist. I was new to the factions, so I hung up with some random warrior. Don't remember his name tho, so we were moving on with the progress. Ye ya, everything was fine until that guy gone mad, started to run around my character and scream something like "MAH PONY COMEZ TO UR STABLE.YOU FEELZ IT?". I was like "What the flower!?", then he started to do /dance behind my ele. I logged out quickly and deleted her. I had to.
Another thing which was freaking me out is some random polish guy who was pming to me with "sellyng sord" (i dont know how to translate BAD polish grammar into BAD english grammar
). I totally didn't know who is he, and pms like that happened once a week. I was pming back to him with "WHO THE FLOWER ARE YOU!?" and still didnt get the answer. After some time i just ignored him, BUT THE PMS ARENT STOPPING! Always another nick, the same type of message "sellyng wond" It just drives me mad, crazy, and... scared? some kind of obssesion? I dont want your sword, still a virgin! ;-(
Another thing which was freaking me out is some random polish guy who was pming to me with "sellyng sord" (i dont know how to translate BAD polish grammar into BAD english grammar
). I totally didn't know who is he, and pms like that happened once a week. I was pming back to him with "WHO THE FLOWER ARE YOU!?" and still didnt get the answer. After some time i just ignored him, BUT THE PMS ARENT STOPPING! Always another nick, the same type of message "sellyng wond" It just drives me mad, crazy, and... scared? some kind of obssesion? I dont want your sword, still a virgin! ;-(
Dylananimus
Some funny stories there.
I've had my fair share of PvP nightmares, where somebody's life is so lacking they feel the need to flame you after a loss while in the same team, yelling like an insane monkey that everybody sucks but them (or words to that effect). What I don't understand though, is why they rant at you in PM...then instantly put you on ignore so you can say nothing back. I mean seriously, are they that socially inadequate they can't possibly deal with a reply? Meh.
Anyways, my kinda quirky story happened in AB. I was playing minion master on my female necro, and when it works...oh hell does it work, and you run around with an army of minions looking generally large and ominous. Or at least, that's how it feels ^^
So, I've got a bunch of minions and am running from shrine to shrine with my team. My guildmate realises we've picked up a stray and tells me said stray is telling me she likes my armor. I look amongst the minions, and there I spy a little ranger girl. She tells me she likes my armor once again over local (or possibly team), but I'm a litle too busy capping to reply right away.
We run around the map, taking shrines, winning easily...and she's still with us, in amongst my minions. I found it kinda funny. She wouldn't leave my side.
After we won and zoned back to wherever it was, she PMed me and told me something along the lines of..."it's a shame it's over, I was having fun being one of your minions."
I honestly didn't know what to say. It was weird but also kinda funny and cute...lol
I think I just lolled and said thank you. She didn't PM anymore, which was kind of a relief
I've had my fair share of PvP nightmares, where somebody's life is so lacking they feel the need to flame you after a loss while in the same team, yelling like an insane monkey that everybody sucks but them (or words to that effect). What I don't understand though, is why they rant at you in PM...then instantly put you on ignore so you can say nothing back. I mean seriously, are they that socially inadequate they can't possibly deal with a reply? Meh.
Anyways, my kinda quirky story happened in AB. I was playing minion master on my female necro, and when it works...oh hell does it work, and you run around with an army of minions looking generally large and ominous. Or at least, that's how it feels ^^
So, I've got a bunch of minions and am running from shrine to shrine with my team. My guildmate realises we've picked up a stray and tells me said stray is telling me she likes my armor. I look amongst the minions, and there I spy a little ranger girl. She tells me she likes my armor once again over local (or possibly team), but I'm a litle too busy capping to reply right away.
We run around the map, taking shrines, winning easily...and she's still with us, in amongst my minions. I found it kinda funny. She wouldn't leave my side.
After we won and zoned back to wherever it was, she PMed me and told me something along the lines of..."it's a shame it's over, I was having fun being one of your minions."
I honestly didn't know what to say. It was weird but also kinda funny and cute...lol
I think I just lolled and said thank you. She didn't PM anymore, which was kind of a relief
ProgTes
The strangest thing someone ever said to me was something like the following, and it happeed last week, twice.
This person I don't know thanks me for posting on guru, as he now knows where I live and he's 'gonna book his freaking ticket and get his money back'. He tells me to watch my back, knows who I am, where I live, and he tells me that I haven't got a clue who I am dealing with. And he has hacker friends, and both my account and life aren't safe. Two of those people in one week.
I told him not to buy the ticket and see a pshychiatrist. Sicko.
This person I don't know thanks me for posting on guru, as he now knows where I live and he's 'gonna book his freaking ticket and get his money back'. He tells me to watch my back, knows who I am, where I live, and he tells me that I haven't got a clue who I am dealing with. And he has hacker friends, and both my account and life aren't safe. Two of those people in one week.
I told him not to buy the ticket and see a pshychiatrist. Sicko.
mrvrod
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Yesterday i looged on my warrior which was in central transfer chamber. I was headed to tank slayers exile when i saw this.
him: wtb destroyer core me: 400g each him: i dont have that much me: thats sad him: i just spent 100k and dont have much now noob me: thats sad him: your stupid noob |
mrvrod
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Originally Posted by Dylananimus
Some funny stories there.
I've had my fair share of PvP nightmares, where somebody's life is so lacking they feel the need to flame you after a loss while in the same team, yelling like an insane monkey that everybody sucks but them (or words to that effect). What I don't understand though, is why they rant at you in PM...then instantly put you on ignore so you can say nothing back. I mean seriously, are they that socially inadequate they can't possibly deal with a reply? Meh. Anyways, my kinda quirky story happened in AB. I was playing minion master on my female necro, and when it works...oh hell does it work, and you run around with an army of minions looking generally large and ominous. Or at least, that's how it feels ^^ So, I've got a bunch of minions and am running from shrine to shrine with my team. My guildmate realises we've picked up a stray and tells me said stray is telling me she likes my armor. I look amongst the minions, and there I spy a little ranger girl. She tells me she likes my armor once again over local (or possibly team), but I'm a litle too busy capping to reply right away. We run around the map, taking shrines, winning easily...and she's still with us, in amongst my minions. I found it kinda funny. She wouldn't leave my side. After we won and zoned back to wherever it was, she PMed me and told me something along the lines of..."it's a shame it's over, I was having fun being one of your minions." I honestly didn't know what to say. It was weird but also kinda funny and cute...lol I think I just lolled and said thank you. She didn't PM anymore, which was kind of a relief |
Bazompora
"I use my left hand" was a reply someone <unknown to me> whispered me, after I jokingly said <in a discussion in !All> that "loners" at least could be credited for having developped right-arm muscles.
Well ... now I hope this person ain't here to quote my not-as-personal-as-his-but-still-kinda-"stoopid" reply on that.
Well ... now I hope this person ain't here to quote my not-as-personal-as-his-but-still-kinda-"stoopid" reply on that.
StormDragonZ
To make things simple, I am Cervantes, and the other person will just be known as Other.
Other: I'll bring Olias as a MM.
Cervantes: Um... you can't make minions out of Jade enemies.
Cervantes: Bring a Ranger or Water Ele.
Other: But more enemies are here and not Jade.
Other: Fine, I'll bring Olias as Blood type.
Cervantes: Water Ele sounds good...
I was then kicked out.
Other: I'll bring Olias as a MM.
Cervantes: Um... you can't make minions out of Jade enemies.
Cervantes: Bring a Ranger or Water Ele.
Other: But more enemies are here and not Jade.
Other: Fine, I'll bring Olias as Blood type.
Cervantes: Water Ele sounds good...
I was then kicked out.
chowmein69
strangest thing was a robot talking to me and the bot couldnt understand anything i was saying and the bot says random stuffs
Dragasa
Still the funniest thing I've heard anyone say in GW: http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...postcount=1390
Khazad Guard
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Still the funniest thing I've heard anyone say in GW: http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...postcount=1390
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I R Shooty
OMG, that hurts! I had tears in my eyes reading that Yak post 
doudou_steve
Just happened to me a few weeks ago, I was in HA trying to do IWAY when suddenly the leader asks us: put yourself W/mo, replace rez signet by ressurection chant, then put healing hand and healing breeze. We were like wtf?
Then he said: trust me it will work, you will kill i shall heal you in need
Now most of us began to be a bit........*wtf*.
the fight: last 2 min, and guess what the w/mo was weilding: a healing staff! we were like omg, what is that *warrior*???????
we all died of course in the UW and its here the funniest: Back at ha, he was shouting at us: you stupid noob, you should have been w/mo , i guess you are too imature to understand the PALADIN WAY TEAM!!
Wow.
I explained to him it was his crappy build who screwed up and after he kicked me and spamming in pm: STUPID NOOB! STUPID NOOB! PALADIN WAY IS BETTER THEN IWAY! IGNORANT!
I wonder if he's still trying to do Paladin way lol
Then he said: trust me it will work, you will kill i shall heal you in need
Now most of us began to be a bit........*wtf*.
the fight: last 2 min, and guess what the w/mo was weilding: a healing staff! we were like omg, what is that *warrior*???????
we all died of course in the UW and its here the funniest: Back at ha, he was shouting at us: you stupid noob, you should have been w/mo , i guess you are too imature to understand the PALADIN WAY TEAM!!
Wow.
I explained to him it was his crappy build who screwed up and after he kicked me and spamming in pm: STUPID NOOB! STUPID NOOB! PALADIN WAY IS BETTER THEN IWAY! IGNORANT!
I wonder if he's still trying to do Paladin way lol
pumpkin pie
EinherjarMx
"I thought you mexicans only played king of fighters and drank tequila all day long"
some guy i chatted with on a pug when he knew i'm mexican
some guy i chatted with on a pug when he knew i'm mexican
Chik N Nuggets
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"I thought you mexicans only played king of fighters and drank tequila all day long"
some guy i chatted with on a pug when he knew i'm mexican |
doudou_steve
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+1 for that guy. i dont like mexicans.
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ensoriki
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just by curiosity, why?
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Shakti
Maybe he's intimidated by the size of their....
hats.
What? Sombreros are huge. What'd you think I was gonna say?
hats.
What? Sombreros are huge. What'd you think I was gonna say?
Zahr Dalsk
Went in a Spiritway rankless PUG in Heroes' Ascent... reached HoH and the enemy team flashed us their high r9+ ranks... and then we steamrolled them. They immediately set to bitching about "noob build" so we laughed at them for getting beaten by a "noob build".
Snow Bunny
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Went in a Spiritway rankless PUG in Heroes' Ascent... reached HoH and the enemy team flashed us their high r9+ ranks... and then we steamrolled them. They immediately set to bitching about "noob build" so we laughed at them for getting beaten by a "noob build".
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Kusandaa
"I can't calm down, I'm a woman." The line I got after I asked our monk to calm the hell down after being uber-pissy for the reason of "siting here too long and not getting to go out last night". Or something along the lines.
Yichi
This would probably get my vote. Also would get my vote for the most fail as well. (note: its the reddish/pink colored bar)
fishy go moo
in pre a long time agoi was at that estate place and this female war was asking for help for the quest i needed help with and i was like ill join.
so then she was like no ty and i was like why and she was like men are stupid idiots and dont deserive to live and are inferior and i was like WTF
so then she was like no ty and i was like why and she was like men are stupid idiots and dont deserive to live and are inferior and i was like WTF