Strangest thing that someone said to you

genofreek

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yichi


This would probably get my vote. Also would get my vote for the most fail as well. (note: its the reddish/pink colored bar)
Hahaha, oh wow. XD

Personette

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kusandaa
"I can't calm down, I'm a woman." The line I got after I asked our monk to calm the hell down after being uber-pissy for the reason of "siting here too long and not getting to go out last night". Or something along the lines.
I would suspect (and hope) that it was a man who wrote this...

I don't meet that many women who are eager to explicitly and unnecessarily reinforce negative stereotypes.

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

someone that i have no idea who they are, in a pm, asking me if I am so and so (the so and so was my real life pet name)

that had to be the most surreal thing ever. as I have never told anyone online my true identity ever.

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yichi


This would probably get my vote. Also would get my vote for the most fail as well. (note: its the reddish/pink colored bar)
ROFL... fail indeed o_o.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Personette
I would suspect (and hope) that it was a man who wrote this...

I don't meet that many women who are eager to explicitly and unnecessarily reinforce negative stereotypes.
I've met some aggressive females (*cough*Taurucis*cough* <3) but that was just... plain weird. I don't know if I'm the only one here, but sometimes it's easy to tell if someone is male or female in-game just by the way they type - in general, females tend to be more polite and use a lot of smileys while males seem to use netspeak a lot, and then comes the vocabulary and such. In that case, I'm dead sure the player was male, but I could be wrong too. Approx. convo recap:

Monk: OMFG! THE BOSS DIDNT DROP HIS ****ING GOLD! cheap ***** M-F!!
Me: why being so angry?... >_>
Monk: ive been sitting here for too long and i didnt get to go out last night so im pissy
Me: it's up to you to take breaks dude... (maybe because I'm male, but I assume everyone's male by default)
Monk: im a girl btw
Me: oops, sorry >_<;;

Mobs later, after more "OMFG GO ALREADY", "ONLY ONE PERSON GOES IN!!!!", "PULL"... "lol 300 pts away, COME ON COME ON!"

7/8 wiped, I was the only one remaining with res sig; I was asked to res, monk saying they weren't going to aggro (and god I knew it was gonna happen). I res, monk dies. I go emo and run in the mob. We res at shrine, 20ft. away from the mob.

Monk: OMFG WTF... NOT THE LAST MOB!!
Me: will you calm the **** down? It's normal to get killed, hell even wipe. not the end of the world.
Monk: i cant calm down im female

Me, in alliance chat: hey guys, I just got the lamest excuse ever for impatience and general pissy attitude.

Anyways, back to strange things...

Once again related to gender. After saying my real name (Xander) in a ToPK or FoW run, way before NF, I was asked the following: "is Xander a female or male name?" asked by what I guess an English-speaking person. I dunno for you guys, but to me it's clearly male... it's not unisex like Cameron.

I was also called "Mr. Xanders" (emphasis on the "s") and "Xandra" on a Vent server, of which I was kicked for "not being in the guild" or something relatively before our Deep group failed.

And just sitting in GToB AD1 will result in strange things, one of which I'm reminded quickly: "eles are the best rapists!!!!". I have the screenshot somewhere.

Pure Disasta

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kusandaa
ROFL... fail indeed o_o.

I've met some aggressive females (*cough*Taurucis*cough* <3) but that was just... plain weird. I don't know if I'm the only one here, but sometimes it's easy to tell if someone is male or female in-game just by the way they type - in general, females tend to be more polite and use a lot of smileys while males seem to use netspeak a lot, and then comes the vocabulary and such. In that case, I'm dead sure the player was male, but I could be wrong too. Approx. convo recap:

Monk: OMFG! THE BOSS DIDNT DROP HIS ****ING GOLD! cheap ***** M-F!!
Me: why being so angry?... >_>
Monk: ive been sitting here for too long and i didnt get to go out last night so im pissy
Me: it's up to you to take breaks dude... (maybe because I'm male, but I assume everyone's male by default)
Monk: im a girl btw
Me: oops, sorry >_<;;

Mobs later, after more "OMFG GO ALREADY", "ONLY ONE PERSON GOES IN!!!!", "PULL"... "lol 300 pts away, COME ON COME ON!"

7/8 wiped, I was the only one remaining with res sig; I was asked to res, monk saying they weren't going to aggro (and god I knew it was gonna happen). I res, monk dies. I go emo and run in the mob. We res at shrine, 20ft. away from the mob.

Monk: OMFG WTF... NOT THE LAST MOB!!
Me: will you calm the **** down? It's normal to get killed, hell even wipe. not the end of the world.
Monk: i cant calm down im female

Me, in alliance chat: hey guys, I just got the lamest excuse ever for impatience and general pissy attitude.

Anyways, back to strange things...

Once again related to gender. After saying my real name (Xander) in a ToPK or FoW run, way before NF, I was asked the following: "is Xander a female or male name?" asked by what I guess an English-speaking person. I dunno for you guys, but to me it's clearly male... it's not unisex like Cameron.

I was also called "Mr. Xanders" (emphasis on the "s") and "Xandra" on a Vent server, of which I was kicked for "not being in the guild" or something relatively before our Deep group failed.

And just sitting in GToB AD1 will result in strange things, one of which I'm reminded quickly: "eles are the best rapists!!!!". I have the screenshot somewhere.
Lol wtf thats well retarded mate. I use plenty of smileys and i fck with people all the time and sometimes this includes pretending to be a good person by typing in a proper fashion and being polite. Stereotypes ftl man ftl.

~ Dan ~

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2006

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Disasta
Lol wtf thats well retarded mate. I use plenty of smileys and i fck with people all the time and sometimes this includes pretending to be a good person by typing in a proper fashion and being polite. Stereotypes ftl man ftl.
Well, judging by what you just said: ima stereotype you as a twat.

Mimo08

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2008

D/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by czymann
Actually it is all about looks for me. I have female and male toons. In my opinion female toons look better in armor. However there are some armor for male toons that look good as well. Reasons why I have a female and male warrior and a female and male ranger.


I set out to create the most beautiful Fem character i could. Why ? Becuase i enjoy looking at her. And it's great fun making her look appealing.


6zillion people have played Tomb Raider ? And why would it be any different ?

Lara Croft is a Virtchar as well. Plus a endless list of other female game chars


It's hardly creepy, only to those who are possibly either insecure about their own sexuality or just stupid.

Snow Bunny

Snow Bunny

Alcoholic From Yale

Join Date: Jul 2007

Strong Foreign Policy [sFp]

Quote:
Originally Posted by dan-the-noob
Well, judging by what you just said: ima stereotype you as a twat.
agreed

1234567

Pure Disasta

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by dan-the-noob
Well, judging by what you just said: ima stereotype you as a twat.

Lol you like ween or something m8ey?

DarkWasp

DarkWasp

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Paradise

Agency Of Forbidden Fruits [Oot]

R/A

Well once in LA I saw a guy spamming

"Why do fat women always have to scream at the top of their lungs!"

I figured I'd PM him and get a rise out of him.

Me: Seriously, they're always screaming and cussing at their kids.
Me: The Government should have a weight-child abuse law.
Him: I know right? Now i'm pissed at Anet!
Me: Hmm?
Him: Why did they have to add fat chars???
Me: Which chars are fat?
....
Me: Hello
Him: Hi.
Me: They added fat chars?
Him: Yes.
Me: Where?
......
Me: What fat chars?
......

Then I got ignore listed.

I thought i'd atleast get a good rant out of him but, I guess he was just insane.

netniwk

netniwk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Bellgium

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kusandaa
ROFL... fail indeed o_o.

I've met some aggressive females (*cough*Taurucis*cough* <3) but that was just... plain weird. I don't know if I'm the only one here, but sometimes it's easy to tell if someone is male or female in-game just by the way they type - in general, females tend to be more polite and use a lot of smileys while males seem to use netspeak a lot, and then comes the vocabulary and such. In that case, I'm dead sure the player was male, but I could be wrong too. Approx. convo recap:

Monk: OMFG! THE BOSS DIDNT DROP HIS ****ING GOLD! cheap ***** M-F!!
Me: why being so angry?... >_>
Monk: ive been sitting here for too long and i didnt get to go out last night so im pissy
Me: it's up to you to take breaks dude... (maybe because I'm male, but I assume everyone's male by default)
Monk: im a girl btw
Me: oops, sorry >_<;;

Mobs later, after more "OMFG GO ALREADY", "ONLY ONE PERSON GOES IN!!!!", "PULL"... "lol 300 pts away, COME ON COME ON!"

7/8 wiped, I was the only one remaining with res sig; I was asked to res, monk saying they weren't going to aggro (and god I knew it was gonna happen). I res, monk dies. I go emo and run in the mob. We res at shrine, 20ft. away from the mob.

Monk: OMFG WTF... NOT THE LAST MOB!!
Me: will you calm the **** down? It's normal to get killed, hell even wipe. not the end of the world.
Monk: i cant calm down im female

Me, in alliance chat: hey guys, I just got the lamest excuse ever for impatience and general pissy attitude.

Anyways, back to strange things...

Once again related to gender. After saying my real name (Xander) in a ToPK or FoW run, way before NF, I was asked the following: "is Xander a female or male name?" asked by what I guess an English-speaking person. I dunno for you guys, but to me it's clearly male... it's not unisex like Cameron.

I was also called "Mr. Xanders" (emphasis on the "s") and "Xandra" on a Vent server, of which I was kicked for "not being in the guild" or something relatively before our Deep group failed.

And just sitting in GToB AD1 will result in strange things, one of which I'm reminded quickly: "eles are the best rapists!!!!". I have the screenshot somewhere.
You would be suprised by the amount of male players saying they are female.

(PI)

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2007

Canada

Protegimus Inc. (PI)

W/Mo

Dear god.....only day before yesterday in Kam 1 (of all places) I was having an argument with the G/F (real G/F....I hasten to add ) after she had flung an accusation at me. Just before the accusation however,I had been looking to sell something to someone and had pressed 'whisper' in the trade / party box. As we weren't using the usual Vent, in my blind rage I hammered in to the chat box and fired off......

" WELL YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M F***ING THEM TOO !!!!!!!!!"

Yep....to the guy wanting to buy ectos

So embarassed, however he did say "lol, that's made my day"

Rydia Merchan

Rydia Merchan

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Following Duran Duran around the world

Paladins of Eternal Truth [POET]

Me/

I am a woman in real life, and oddly people seem to sometimes know it

Alex the Great

Alex the Great

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

America.....got a problem with that?

[Lite]

W/

this noob in my guild challeneged me to a 1v1, so i went on my ele and he went on his pvp derv

i was set up as a water ele (just for kicks lol), and he was a reapers sweep derv.

and the conversation durring the battle went as follows

Him- WTF NOOB, YOU ARE USEING SPEED HACKS!!!!
me- wth?
Him- YOUR RUNNING 2X ME
me- um, I snared you
Him- WHATS THAT?

RavagerOfDreams

RavagerOfDreams

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2007

somewhere over the rainbow....

A/

bak b4 the boa nerf when the sp build was still good in ra i was playing in ther and this wammo goes

Him- Whoa how'd you kill him that fast?
me- Boa build its fast ^_^
him- there are snakes in this game?

god that was funny

boogerboy72

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2007

[Scar]

N/Me

i invite a new member to the guild, 20 sec's later, he wants to 1v1 me. hes a lvl20 derv, claiming to rape necros in 1v1. he pings me a build, asking if i could even survive 5 seconds. I say probally not, but ill try really hard. I run a simple 55sv build, fights over in about 7 seconds, i get RHA is hacker guild! spammed to me about 8 times in pm's lol

Dorvan919

Dorvan919

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2007

My chair

Droknars Arena Dogs [DAD]

D/

lol I ate some fruit cake and ran around kamadan...then suddenly this weird warrior guy with ugly armor started screaming...
WTF HACKER!! SPEEDHACKER! F*** EVRY1!

Second time..I was in sunspear greathall there was a lvl 8 female ele that gave me a PM saying

I WANT SEX WID U...U PAY ME NOW

Really...people these days.

DarkGanni

DarkGanni

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Malta

[CuTe]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex the Great
this noob in my guild challeneged me to a 1v1, so i went on my ele and he went on his pvp derv

i was set up as a water ele (just for kicks lol), and he was a reapers sweep derv.

and the conversation durring the battle went as follows

Him- WTF NOOB, YOU ARE USEING SPEED HACKS!!!!
me- wth?
Him- YOUR RUNNING 2X ME
me- um, I snared you
Him- WHATS THAT?
LOL, can't really have enough laughs from kids these days

meat shield

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

holland , delft

[NL]

A/W

"soz, boss came in"

-_-

Felicia

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Dom Mesmer looking for Bond Monk for cyber" - Some Mesmer in local chat in Shing Jea.

Also, after I called that I am hexed with Migraine, someone replied: "gods, whats it with women and headaches anyway?"

Squishy ftw

Squishy ftw

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Your backline

W/

This happened a few months ago but it's still worth mentioning

A guild member was complaining in guild chat about this mission in factions being impossible to complete.

We asked him which Henchmen he was taking along and told him to always bring the 2 Monk hench along.

His reply was: "I don't use henchmen. They steal my gold."

Brianna

Brianna

Insane & Inhumane

Join Date: Feb 2006



Random PM I got out of the blue, was worth a laugh.

hurric

hurric

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

BC

was in Kaening and someone was spamming WTB GW account 100k I was kind of annoyed so I said "did everyone report this idiot" and i reported him myself and few ppl said they did or whatever.

then to see if he's a bot I pm him saying "hi" and he says "hi" back. I then say "bye" and he calls me "scammer" oh the irony. i wasn't in the mood to play along to see what he wants.

RiKio

RiKio

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2007

Plato's Cave

W/E

One day selling The Stormbringer ( lower version) on Spamadan. A lv 5 Elementalist/Necromancer PMd me and I started the selling...

Me: Ok, this is a weapon for newbies, so it costs 500g
Ele: Ok. Thx
Me: It isn´t a good weapon, but for newbies is fine.
Ele: IM NOT A NEWBIE IM AND ELE/NECRO U NOOB

Seems unreal, but it happened.

Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoon

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Massachusetts, USA

Guardians of the Cosmos

R/Mo

I had a teammate in AB say hey Guru guy. Don't know if that is good or bad.

Richardt

Richardt

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

http://friendsofloa.com/forum

Leader-Legion of Avalon [LoA] Alliance-Recruiting PM for info!

Last night I was selling a Golden Phoenix Blade in Kam and I get this party invite. So I figure they're interested in the sword and I accept.

Get in the party, nothing is said for about 30 secs. so I ask if they were interested in buying the sword.

I get back:
No.
I just think you're cute.

Also in Kam I was selling the same sword, and I get a PM from someone asking me what kind of weapon it was! I was pretty certain the word "Blade" was a dead giveaway, but apparently i was wrong

Sora267

Sora267

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

A few months ago, I zoned into Kamadan for the first time on my mule. Some guy there was preaching about how Allah was God's prophet and Jesus' brother, and that the Christian God would prevail while Allah would fail. I tried to explain to him that Allah and the Christian God were the same entity, when some atheist came in and started saying how there was no god. Naturally, I just mapped out.

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brianna


Random PM I got out of the blue, was worth a laugh.
Can you PM me the name of the guy who PMed you that?

He's going to be seeing his share of strange things.

Yesterday, someone suggested that he breeds his Miniature Mallyx with my Miniature Mallyx.

... Come to think of it, I would want some baby Mallyxes...

great sir s

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2006

The depths of Africa

[LotU]

N/Me

i kinda am in love with how when i say selling tomes in spamadan, ill say what kinds, price and how many of each, yet people insist on asking me if i have a certain tome that i dont have because i clearly didnt say i have it....

Konig Des Todes

Konig Des Todes

Ooo, pretty flower

Join Date: Jan 2008

Citadel of the Decayed

The Archivists' Sanctum [Lore]

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xue Fang
10k Ok U Buy ???
10k Ok U Buy ???
10k Ok U Buy ???
U Buy 10k Ok ???
OMG ppl do that to me while i'm afk in LA/KC/Kamadan ALL the time! Just because I have 15k armor doesnt mean I want a gold unidentified wep! *many times it was the same person trying to sell me an uniden gold max req 9 dead sword, not interested shesh*

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brianna


Random PM I got out of the blue, was worth a laugh.
As for this, you shouldn't have blocked out the name >.> i think many female players *not characters mind you :P* would love to see the name if they hate sexists.

Brianna

Brianna

Insane & Inhumane

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Azazel The Assassin
OMG ppl do that to me while i'm afk in LA/KC/Kamadan ALL the time! Just because I have 15k armor doesnt mean I want a gold unidentified wep! *many times it was the same person trying to sell me an uniden gold max req 9 dead sword, not interested shesh*



As for this, you shouldn't have blocked out the name >.> i think many female players *not characters mind you :P* would love to see the name if they hate sexists.
I know, I'm not allowed to post names though I believe, but if you want to know it feel free to Pm me on here and ask.

6am3 Fana71c

6am3 Fana71c

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Risky Ranger
I had a teammate in AB say hey Guru guy. Don't know if that is good or bad.
Hey Guru guy.
That was me :P

Cale Roughstar

Cale Roughstar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

W/E

not so really stupid, but I found it quite flattering

some guy just messaged me while standing in Kamadan


him:"Oh so you are THE Cale roughstar?
me:"yes..."
him:"you are like, the jesus of guru"
me:"huh?"
him:"a guru celebrity!"
me:"thanks, I guess"

made me giggle.

DarkWasp

DarkWasp

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Paradise

Agency Of Forbidden Fruits [Oot]

R/A

Got a new one for you today:

This was a few PMs while I was AFK:

"hi wut armr is tat???"
"hi i think i see u b4"
"lol do u rmember me????"
"LOL"
"sry i saw u lst time i com round this hill lololol"


Thought it was pretty funny.

The Daemon Warrior

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2007

The Netherlands

The Celestial Fellowship [CeF]

W/

I had people shouting in outposts that i've got a huge d*ck a couple of times... guess i just dont need 2 do the /dance emote on a warrior that much :P

Rocky Raccoon

Rocky Raccoon

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Massachusetts, USA

Guardians of the Cosmos

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by 6am3 Fana71c
Hey Guru guy.
That was me :P
Hey other Guru guy, nice to know who said it. If you ever want to AB again Pm me.

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brianna


Random PM I got out of the blue, was worth a laugh.

Personette

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Daemon Warrior
I had people shouting in outposts that i've got a huge d*ck a couple of times... guess i just dont need 2 do the /dance emote on a warrior that much :P
huh?

Are you trying to say that well-endowed men don't dance or something?

netniwk

netniwk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Bellgium

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Personette
huh?

Are you trying to say that well-endowed men don't dance or something?
well,lets say the warriors dance is a bit "unique".

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Azazel The Assassin
As for this, you shouldn't have blocked out the name >.> i think many female players *not characters mind you :P* would love to see the name if they hate sexists.
I'm not a female player - but i would love to flame that guy for being sexist.


Here's mine:
I was in Heroes' Ascent once, and someone on vent said (on Text-To-Speech)
"I am like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get"
I left the team and the TS server in disgust.