Random warrior stands in front of my elementalist.
"How much?"
Oh then there was a giant argument in Shing Jea about me refusing to be some guy's online girlfriend because *gasp* I have a boyfriend, and don't date people that I have no idea who they are. Well... he and his friend proceed to complain and curse at me on and off for at least a good half hour to an hour. Should have just lied and told them both I was a guy /facepalm
Strangest thing that someone said to you
7hir7een
jiggles
standing in toa buying shards, all of a sudden a big wammo was standing right infront of me i didnt think anything of it, next thing i know he /beg right into me then mapped away without saying a word.
quite confusing ^^.
quite confusing ^^.
Esprit
Not said to me, but I thought I'd share anyways 
Gogo wrong chat.
Gogo wrong chat.
Cats
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Originally Posted by Darkhell153
Guy: (whisper) Dude can you give me 200k?
Me: (whisper) can you give me 201k? Guy: Ok (He logged off immediately afterward and did not pm me again) |
"Guild Name | 400k Faction | VERY Helpful! | Guild Hall | Cool Cape | etc"
So I act like a noob in local chat, "Will you give me 50k?"
The guy whispers me "Why?"
I whisper in reply "You just advertised yourself to be VERY Helpful, and I'm poor."
He goes "...." and stops spamming lol.
Zahr Dalsk
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Originally Posted by Eldin
Not only is it immature and sad, but it's not good pricing either.
"will take off my boots for 1k" "will take off my leggings for another 1k" "will take off gloves for 2k (wtf? arm fetish?)" "will take off chest for 5k" I'd just make a PvP char or go to Shing Jea. |
kerpall
in Kamadan, while selling items. i get this pm
"I'm going to beat the shit outta your dog"
me - "why?"
"Because you kicked my dog"
me - "huh?"
then i got it. He / she was referring to that prank phone call (just google my forum name, i'm too lazy to explain it to you)
"I'm going to beat the shit outta your dog"
me - "why?"
"Because you kicked my dog"
me - "huh?"
then i got it. He / she was referring to that prank phone call (just google my forum name, i'm too lazy to explain it to you)
RedNova88
Hermos
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Originally Posted by Esprit
Not said to me, but I thought I'd share anyways
Gogo wrong chat. |
Kiragi Yagami
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Originally Posted by Esprit
Not said to me, but I thought I'd share anyways
Gogo wrong chat. |
i love seeing people do that. i once saw someone say (into alliance chat mind you) that his guildies were a bunch of "40 year old basement virgins that have never gotten any action apart from their hand". he then followed with a "lol srry guys w/c"
izzywish
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Originally Posted by Shadowmere
 not really intended as strange, but a rather amusing typo the group's monk made |
itsvictor
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Originally Posted by Esprit
Not said to me, but I thought I'd share anyways
Gogo wrong chat. |
At the time of the incident I had no idea what it meant so
Random: "Soz I herd yu liek Mudkipz"
Me: I wub Pokemans <3!
then he said rofl o-o...
R.Shayne
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Originally Posted by Esprit
Not said to me, but I thought I'd share anyways
Gogo wrong chat. |
Zahr Dalsk
I do that stuff to random PUGs and people in whisper :P
Pleikki
I just logged in one day one Someone whispered me "im not selling you anything because you got Fow armors" I was like WTF who is he and what am i buying?
Personette
I was reading this thread and its many, many tales of random sexual advances, and I was thinking, "This has got to be a joke, this has never happened to me, how can it be happening to everybody else all the time? I don't buy it."
An hour later, I'm standing by the Xunlai in Beetletun and I get a whisper..."You're hott."
I guess I was wrong. I almost posted this in that thread about getting owned by yourself, because really, what was I thinking? Of course random people make random sexual advances all the time. They do it in real life too, only here there's no risk of getting laughed out of the room...
An hour later, I'm standing by the Xunlai in Beetletun and I get a whisper..."You're hott."
I guess I was wrong. I almost posted this in that thread about getting owned by yourself, because really, what was I thinking? Of course random people make random sexual advances all the time. They do it in real life too, only here there's no risk of getting laughed out of the room...
Shakti
So I'm standing in Salhala today and I get this PM"
"So babe when I get there I'll give you a foot rub, I'm sure they're sore by now"
Here's me, thinking I pulled a weirdness magnet and got some foot fetish freak.
So I send "Ummm.....excuse me?" <-----meanwhile thinking who the #$@! are you?????
He sends back "OMFG I'M SO SORRY!!! I thought you were my girlfriend"
me: "Not to my knowledge. If I were, my husband would be very annoyed."<--now this is getting kinda funny
him "I'm so embarrassed ... please don't tell my gf!"
Now HOW would I do that?
me: "OK just be careful in the future who you offer massages to ok?"
him" OK! I'm really sorry!"
he proceeded to apologize like 5 times after that too......weird.
"So babe when I get there I'll give you a foot rub, I'm sure they're sore by now"
Here's me, thinking I pulled a weirdness magnet and got some foot fetish freak.
So I send "Ummm.....excuse me?" <-----meanwhile thinking who the #$@! are you?????
He sends back "OMFG I'M SO SORRY!!! I thought you were my girlfriend"
me: "Not to my knowledge. If I were, my husband would be very annoyed."<--now this is getting kinda funny
him "I'm so embarrassed ... please don't tell my gf!"
Now HOW would I do that?
me: "OK just be careful in the future who you offer massages to ok?"
him" OK! I'm really sorry!"
he proceeded to apologize like 5 times after that too......weird.
kar916
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Originally Posted by Snow Bunny
I have lots...
When will these people figure out that I'm 20, male, and not gay? |
Musei Karasu
Oh I spend way too much time in Kamadan AD1.
So I'm sitting in Kamadan selling random crap, and I see someone spamming, "WTB 1k". So I'm thinking he's got to be kidding, so I PMed him and said "ok, I've got 1k, sell it to you for 1.5k". Strangely enough the guy opened a trade window. O.o Had to explain to him why it was bad for him to do deals such as that one.
I see a lot of WTB 15^50(or another inscription) mod for dagger(or some other weapon). I always seem to have 15^50's on me, so I usually just PM them with a price and do the deal, but this one guy must have been crazy. He puts the cash up in the window, then when I put the inscription in he cancels. Tells me he's got the inscription already, but wants the dagger handle version. /facepalm Some people...
So I'm sitting in Kamadan selling random crap, and I see someone spamming, "WTB 1k". So I'm thinking he's got to be kidding, so I PMed him and said "ok, I've got 1k, sell it to you for 1.5k". Strangely enough the guy opened a trade window. O.o Had to explain to him why it was bad for him to do deals such as that one.
I see a lot of WTB 15^50(or another inscription) mod for dagger(or some other weapon). I always seem to have 15^50's on me, so I usually just PM them with a price and do the deal, but this one guy must have been crazy. He puts the cash up in the window, then when I put the inscription in he cancels. Tells me he's got the inscription already, but wants the dagger handle version. /facepalm Some people...
blue.rellik
Hailfall
In Deep while making a group, my (male) guildie has a female mesmer and we were waiting for someone else to show up.
PUG: Hey luv take us!
PUG: I do hope you're a real female though
Me: LOL nope he isn't
Him: ...
XD
The random mistells i got a lot too.. keep forgetting to SS them though =)
And i always have random convos with people in Kamadan.. about really.. random things
PUG: Hey luv take us!
PUG: I do hope you're a real female though
Me: LOL nope he isn't
Him: ...
XD
The random mistells i got a lot too.. keep forgetting to SS them though =)
And i always have random convos with people in Kamadan.. about really.. random things
RavagerOfDreams
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Originally Posted by Esprit
Not said to me, but I thought I'd share anyways
Gogo wrong chat. |
Zonzai
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Originally Posted by Shadowmere
not really intended as strange, but a rather amusing typo the group's monk made |
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Originally Posted by doudou_steve
I wonder if he's still trying to do Paladin way lol |
tasha
I once recieved this message from a pending Auctions buyer after going to make tea and having put myself on away....
"Why don't you ever respond when you're on away?"
That was an interesting conversation....
"Why don't you ever respond when you're on away?"
That was an interesting conversation....
Kiragi Yagami
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Originally Posted by tasha_darke
I once recieved this message from a pending Auctions buyer after going to make tea and having put myself on away....
"Why don't you ever respond when you're on away?" That was an interesting conversation.... |
Kusandaa
2 weeks back or so, I was doing a DoA run and I got a strange PM from a random guy...
Guy: "Would you trade your account for 2 accounts with Prophecies, Factions, NF and EotN?"
Me: "O_o... who are you"
Guy: *after not replying to my first question, repeats the same question again*
Me: "Erm no... who are you and how did you figure my IGN and such?"
Guy: "Your name was announced a while back in Guild Wars, and I was wondering if I could trade my account for yours. I'm R9..."
Me: "WTF are you talking about?"
Guy: "When you max out a title there's your name that pops up in local chat, and I saw yours."
Me: "Well that means I max out titles... I have 21 right now..."
Guy: "And that's why I want your account. I accomplished a lot on mine."
I still don't get why he wanted my account despite he did say he accomplished a lot on his... >_>.
Guy: "Would you trade your account for 2 accounts with Prophecies, Factions, NF and EotN?"
Me: "O_o... who are you"
Guy: *after not replying to my first question, repeats the same question again*
Me: "Erm no... who are you and how did you figure my IGN and such?"
Guy: "Your name was announced a while back in Guild Wars, and I was wondering if I could trade my account for yours. I'm R9..."
Me: "WTF are you talking about?"
Guy: "When you max out a title there's your name that pops up in local chat, and I saw yours."
Me: "Well that means I max out titles... I have 21 right now..."
Guy: "And that's why I want your account. I accomplished a lot on mine."
I still don't get why he wanted my account despite he did say he accomplished a lot on his... >_>.
crazybanshee
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Originally Posted by Kusandaa
2 weeks back or so, I was doing a DoA run and I got a strange PM from a random guy...
Guy: "Would you trade your account for 2 accounts with Prophecies, Factions, NF and EotN?" Me: "O_o... who are you" Guy: *after not replying to my first question, repeats the same question again* Me: "Erm no... who are you and how did you figure my IGN and such?" Guy: "Your name was announced a while back in Guild Wars, and I was wondering if I could trade my account for yours. I'm R9..." Me: "WTF are you talking about?" Guy: "When you max out a title there's your name that pops up in local chat, and I saw yours." Me: "Well that means I max out titles... I have 21 right now..." Guy: "And that's why I want your account. I accomplished a lot on mine." I still don't get why he wanted my account despite he did say he accomplished a lot on his... >_>. |
weird, that happened to me. I popped into lions arch with my r5 koabd title displayed and some guy asked me about it, what titles did I have, was I going for gwamm, which ones was I going to get. Then he proceeded to pester me from several different accounts (I kept putting them on ignore as they came in) trying to trade a half dozen accounts or so for mine, saying that he wanted gwamm but only had 10 titles at the most but between the accounts was some exhorbitant amount of money and stuff and bugging me about just do it etc etc. Wonder if it was the same guy.
Angelus...
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Kotetsu Rain
Haha this just happened recently. I was part of [SNOW] and realsied I didn't like it much.. after a very weird experince though that's besides the point. Anywho while I wa searching for another guild I got a message.
Weird Person's Officer in Guild: "We're recruiting!"
Me: Chill, tell me a little about it.
Weird Person's Officer in Guild: "...What?"
Me: "You know how many members, active or ianctive, what you have in your hall, alliance etc."
Weird Person's Officer in Guild: *tells info*
Weird Person's Guild Leader:Why do you want to know so much about my Guild?
Me: Oro? Is that wrong? DOn't really want to join a Guild that I know nothing about beforehand.
Weird Person's Guild Leader: Shut up you spy! Next time don't degrade my officers!
*both then block me from pming them*
I dismissed it as a "Look at me and my 5 year old brain cells."
Weird Person's Officer in Guild: "We're recruiting!"
Me: Chill, tell me a little about it.
Weird Person's Officer in Guild: "...What?"
Me: "You know how many members, active or ianctive, what you have in your hall, alliance etc."
Weird Person's Officer in Guild: *tells info*
5 minutes later
Weird Person's Guild Leader:Why do you want to know so much about my Guild?
Me: Oro? Is that wrong? DOn't really want to join a Guild that I know nothing about beforehand.
Weird Person's Guild Leader: Shut up you spy! Next time don't degrade my officers!
*both then block me from pming them*
I dismissed it as a "Look at me and my 5 year old brain cells."
Brianna
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Originally Posted by Angelus...
It's funny you guys think that this guy did this by accident. It's pretty obvious he did it on purpose.
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It's easy to type things into the wrong chat box, and I'm pretty sure whoever that was, was doing something ''Wrong''.
Zahr Dalsk
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Originally Posted by Angelus...
It's funny you guys think that this guy did this by accident. It's pretty obvious he did it on purpose.
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I'm in Lion's Arch D3...
Me: Do it while he's tied down and blindfolded, he'll love it.
Random people: WTF?
Me: Oops, wrong chat...
obsidian ectoplasm
Lol nearly everyday i send a 'I love you man' message to all my guildies its kinda random lol
the other day i was bored and i did a 'I love you man' messgae but i took it abit further.....to find out it was one of our alliance guild leaders wife...oops lol
i didn't say anything to serious..
the other day i was bored and i did a 'I love you man' messgae but i took it abit further.....to find out it was one of our alliance guild leaders wife...oops lol
i didn't say anything to serious..
Luminarus
I sometimes afk my paragon dancing with the /dancenew emote in kamadan, with all my chats turned off, come back half an hr later and see how many ppl pm'd me with stuff like
"You're Hot!"
"Nice"
etc
Once i got
"Im masterbating over u"
Then i logged off, was creeped out!!!
"You're Hot!"
"Nice"
etc
Once i got
"Im masterbating over u"
Then i logged off, was creeped out!!!
Reinfire
I had someone I didnt know PMing me:
"OMG youre a legend"
"Remember me? We played together at Iron Mines of Moladune"
That was at a point where I hadnt played Iron mInes for about 6 months, kinda weird
"OMG youre a legend"
"Remember me? We played together at Iron Mines of Moladune"
That was at a point where I hadnt played Iron mInes for about 6 months, kinda weird
Mouse at Large
I don't get a lot of strangeness, the only thing i got was when I joined a THK PuG recently.
Me "Hi all"
Team Member "OMFG - look guys, it's Spell Mouse Woooohoooo!!!!"
Didn't really know whether to be creeped, flattered or what - after all, I'm not at all well known or famous. I'm still convinced I was mistaken for somebody else........
Me "Hi all"
Team Member "OMFG - look guys, it's Spell Mouse Woooohoooo!!!!"
Didn't really know whether to be creeped, flattered or what - after all, I'm not at all well known or famous. I'm still convinced I was mistaken for somebody else........
Grasping Darkness
do you want to be in my guild?
D8tura
the one that was the best was when we used to farm sorrows with the book trick. My monk guildie was in there and typo'd - forming group we got a boner (missed the d)...
ahhhhh typos ftw
ahhhhh typos ftw
R A N D O M
one of my friends was talking about ritualists and how boring he thought they were until he tried one out and he said "i really never knew tits could be so fun" damn i wish id got a screeny
Squishy ftw
Strangest thing that someone said to me?
Me(monk): My energy is 4 of 84
Only other monk: My energy is 3 of 67
Me: Let energy regen please.
Party leader: NO
Party leader: *pulls mob*
That 'NO' is seriously the strangest thing someone ever said to me on GW
Me(monk): My energy is 4 of 84
Only other monk: My energy is 3 of 67
Me: Let energy regen please.
Party leader: NO
Party leader: *pulls mob*
That 'NO' is seriously the strangest thing someone ever said to me on GW
A_Drunken_Idiot
I was siting in Lion's Arch with my Girlfriend and had this put up into All Chat
