:O
That's terrible, seriously
Strangest thing that someone said to you
Snow Bunny
kilkelo
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Originally Posted by Kotetsu Rain
Haha this just happened recently. I was part of [SNOW] and realsied I didn't like it much.. after a very weird experince though that's besides the point. Anywho while I wa searching for another guild I got a message.
Weird Person's Officer in Guild: "We're recruiting!" Me: Chill, tell me a little about it. Weird Person's Officer in Guild: "...What?" Me: "You know how many members, active or ianctive, what you have in your hall, alliance etc." Weird Person's Officer in Guild: *tells info* 5 minutes later Weird Person's Guild Leader:Why do you want to know so much about my Guild? Me: Oro? Is that wrong? DOn't really want to join a Guild that I know nothing about beforehand. Weird Person's Guild Leader: Shut up you spy! Next time don't degrade my officers! *both then block me from pming them* I dismissed it as a "Look at me and my 5 year old brain cells." |
Kotetsu Rain
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Originally Posted by kilkelo
That's gold. You can sometimes evaluate what kind of guild it is just by chatting with their officers.
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llsektorll
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Originally Posted by Esprit
Not said to me, but I thought I'd share anyways
 Gogo wrong chat. |
Dead Mushmul
xD
dunky_g
nuff said
Rexion
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Originally Posted by A_Drunken_Idiot
I was siting in Lion's Arch with my Girlfriend and had this put up into All Chat
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Puddingbroodje
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Originally Posted by Squishy ftw
Strangest thing that someone said to me?
Me(monk): My energy is 4 of 84 Only other monk: My energy is 3 of 67 Me: Let energy regen please. Party leader: NO Party leader: *pulls mob* That 'NO' is seriously the strangest thing someone ever said to me on GW  |
Angelus...
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Originally Posted by Puddingbroodje
wow, i wonder what the party leader thinks what regen means
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erikjo
My strangest thing was I was selling an undedicated mini gwen in kamadan. A guy pms me and says I have dedicated zhed it is worth a couple hundred ectos but i will trade it for gwen straight up. He then traded me :O
Squishy ftw
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Originally Posted by Angelus...
I actually find it funny you have 84 energy, no problem with that. I just never seen a monk with 84 energy. Using a 15/-1?
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SouPNaZi[GLP]
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Originally Posted by booooYA
LMAO! That reminds me of something I saw on Digg:
http://anthra.cx/pics/akwarrrrd.jpg Many conversations have led to, "hey let's have cyber sex" when they find out I'm a girl. It's really annoying. |
Gagonaka
funny when a fast cast HC mesmer said I am faster than and better than a normal monk..
We end up losing to another team without a healer, and i said better and faster than a normal monk eh?
He was like F$Ck you a$$hole...
After that he just loaded me with pms and i just went afk to get food.
We end up losing to another team without a healer, and i said better and faster than a normal monk eh?
He was like F$Ck you a$$hole...
After that he just loaded me with pms and i just went afk to get food.
Widowmaker
Let's see:
"R U a lesbean"
"ht lle hll"
"*What teh ehll*"
"ru eatiung vag"
"1K to lik ur tits"
Out on a mission:
"Hi, you don't know me but I could use your help and you seemed nice"
After spending five minutes haggling with a buyer of an elite monk tome:
[him] Open trade
[Me] Okay (opens trade)
[him] (Cancels trade) Why you waste my time? I want leet ele tome, i have 18 leet monk tomes.
[me] Okay....
[him] Try harder [disappears]
Five minutes later.
[him in a whisp]: U want 2 buy leet monk tomb 13k?
[Random whisp] "U c**t"
[Random whisp] "sry wc >.<"
[Random whisp] "pls dnt report me"
[Random Whisp] "pls"
I've tried hard to replicate the original wording.
"R U a lesbean"
"ht lle hll"
"*What teh ehll*"
"ru eatiung vag"
"1K to lik ur tits"
Out on a mission:
"Hi, you don't know me but I could use your help and you seemed nice"
After spending five minutes haggling with a buyer of an elite monk tome:
[him] Open trade
[Me] Okay (opens trade)
[him] (Cancels trade) Why you waste my time? I want leet ele tome, i have 18 leet monk tomes.
[me] Okay....
[him] Try harder [disappears]
Five minutes later.
[him in a whisp]: U want 2 buy leet monk tomb 13k?
[Random whisp] "U c**t"
[Random whisp] "sry wc >.<"
[Random whisp] "pls dnt report me"
[Random Whisp] "pls"
I've tried hard to replicate the original wording.
Fuga
HatteryBasket
It's not as weird as most people's but it's weird to me.
The guild I'm in is really new and this one Officer invites this new player who's also a guy. I was on my ranger, Tyne Dunham, and I make a comment about being the only girl in the guild and this happens;
Him: Hey Tyne can I ask you something?
Me: Sure ._.
Him: Are you hot?
I don't know why but it made me giggle for a while. .-.;;
The guild I'm in is really new and this one Officer invites this new player who's also a guy. I was on my ranger, Tyne Dunham, and I make a comment about being the only girl in the guild and this happens;
Him: Hey Tyne can I ask you something?
Me: Sure ._.
Him: Are you hot?
I don't know why but it made me giggle for a while. .-.;;
Chilos
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eeks
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Originally Posted by Fuga
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Squishy ftw
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Originally Posted by eeks
That music video's terrifying.
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LouAl
I thought this was weird...
I wasted some time in RA a few weeks back. This is the chat that followed my killing a Touch Ranger with my Energy Hog Mesmer.
Me: Touchers ftl...
(after fight)
Ghost (the toucher): You suck, your warrior saved your a$$. all you did was hide behind your warrior the whole time. you suck.
Me: Ummm, my skin is soft so I don't like to get hit
Ghost: Go play a class that is good in PvP you nub. Mesmers suck!
Me: PvP? I don't think that RA really counts as PvP
Ghost: You are so immature!
Me: That's fine. And you are not?
Ghost: I'm in college you nub!
Me: ok...I already graduated, but w/e
Ghost: I bet you don't even know what a chi-square is! you would know if you ever went to college
Me: It's a hypothesis test for statistics, but I don't really know how to use it because I don't use stats at work and I didn't get an degree in statistics
Ghost: Hahaha, there are no degrees in statistics you nub! Now I know you never went to college
Ghost: Give me the name of the school you went to so I can call them and have them take away your degree
Me: I thought you said I never went. And, why would they take away my diploma?
Ghost: Now I really know you never went to college!!! Hahahah. Diplomas are what you get in high school you nub!
Me: Wow, I guess you know lots
I cut out a bunch of it because I don't remember everything, but that is essentially what happened. The conversation went from Touchers are good, to I am stupid, to I never went to college, to diplomas are for high school. It took about 2 minutes to make that journey. Was fun stuff. I still have the guy in friends so I can PM him every now and again when I have questions about things I'm sure he'll know
I wasted some time in RA a few weeks back. This is the chat that followed my killing a Touch Ranger with my Energy Hog Mesmer.
Me: Touchers ftl...
(after fight)
Ghost (the toucher): You suck, your warrior saved your a$$. all you did was hide behind your warrior the whole time. you suck.
Me: Ummm, my skin is soft so I don't like to get hit
Ghost: Go play a class that is good in PvP you nub. Mesmers suck!
Me: PvP? I don't think that RA really counts as PvP
Ghost: You are so immature!
Me: That's fine. And you are not?
Ghost: I'm in college you nub!
Me: ok...I already graduated, but w/e
Ghost: I bet you don't even know what a chi-square is! you would know if you ever went to college
Me: It's a hypothesis test for statistics, but I don't really know how to use it because I don't use stats at work and I didn't get an degree in statistics
Ghost: Hahaha, there are no degrees in statistics you nub! Now I know you never went to college
Ghost: Give me the name of the school you went to so I can call them and have them take away your degree
Me: I thought you said I never went. And, why would they take away my diploma?
Ghost: Now I really know you never went to college!!! Hahahah. Diplomas are what you get in high school you nub!
Me: Wow, I guess you know lots
I cut out a bunch of it because I don't remember everything, but that is essentially what happened. The conversation went from Touchers are good, to I am stupid, to I never went to college, to diplomas are for high school. It took about 2 minutes to make that journey. Was fun stuff. I still have the guy in friends so I can PM him every now and again when I have questions about things I'm sure he'll know
Taurucis
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Originally Posted by A_Drunken_Idiot
I was siting in Lion's Arch with my Girlfriend and had this put up into All Chat
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I remember when I used to play Runescape... my character was named Lion Eagle, and the hordes of people calling me Loin... RRGGHHH
It's a dead giveaway that he's a fake, a real pilot would know the name of his/her airport ^^
Operative 14
My Alliance Leader, I wonder how her cat is doing;
And then....
And then....
shrouded^god
All I said was "hey guy...can you rez?" in RA
Sir Pandra Pierva
its always funny when people in my guild relize that for pvp chars i generally choose female with a sarcastic name.
i had one guy pming me about how he was sexy and needed a gf online to cyber with, then i told him who i was and that i was an officer.....that got a interesting OH PLEASE DONT KICK ME.
also i have a friend who with his fiance plays guildwars they are both very nice people but he isn't the smartest when it comes to changing chats.
I had wispered him a little while ago about trading some stuff. He was playing with his fiance and this is the message i get from him
him:I love you and you are the most beautiful person right now
Me:Awwww gee thanks man i never knew you were gay.
me:PS: what would your fiance say?
him:dude that fuggin gross why did you say that.
me:Hey i wasn't the one who sent the first pm.
himh shut up.
I spent the rest of week giving him and his fiance a hard time about that i may still have the SS of it.
His fiance was laughing when i told her what happened. that led to a interesting convo in the guildchat with her asking him if he was cheating on her with me. Ahh good times
i had one guy pming me about how he was sexy and needed a gf online to cyber with, then i told him who i was and that i was an officer.....that got a interesting OH PLEASE DONT KICK ME.
also i have a friend who with his fiance plays guildwars they are both very nice people but he isn't the smartest when it comes to changing chats.
I had wispered him a little while ago about trading some stuff. He was playing with his fiance and this is the message i get from him
him:I love you and you are the most beautiful person right now
Me:Awwww gee thanks man i never knew you were gay.
me:PS: what would your fiance say?
him:dude that fuggin gross why did you say that.
me:Hey i wasn't the one who sent the first pm.
him
h shut up.I spent the rest of week giving him and his fiance a hard time about that i may still have the SS of it.
His fiance was laughing when i told her what happened. that led to a interesting convo in the guildchat with her asking him if he was cheating on her with me. Ahh good times
Xunlai Guru Agent
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obsidian ectoplasm
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Originally Posted by Angelus...
I actually find it funny you have 84 energy, no problem with that. I just never seen a monk with 84 energy. Using a 15/-1?
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I was thinking same thing.....KOREAN HAX!!!!
Zaris
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Originally Posted by shrouded^god
All I said was "hey guy...can you rez?" in RA |
When i was playing ab with a toucher
somebody said don't touch my boobs
Mohnzh
When I party with friends or guildies, I frequently call targets. If the run has been particularly quiet, or I have called a lot of targets recently, I try to mix it up by typing in: I'm attacking [party member's name]! I've gotten anywhere from protests of "No! Don't attack me!" to "How did you target me to attack??" At least they are never worried. I'm a monk =P. Usually adds a fun element to otherwise unremarkable outings.
Brianna
Not said to me, but funny as hell.
Last night I ran past GTOB and all the kiddies were talking about ''Emo'' things; then some guy whose frustrated with selling Zaishen keys says this:
"HELLO I AM EMO AND DEPRESSED, SOMEONE BUY ZAISHEN KEYS TO MAKE ME HAPPY!"
Genius! Wish I'd have SS'd that one.
Last night I ran past GTOB and all the kiddies were talking about ''Emo'' things; then some guy whose frustrated with selling Zaishen keys says this:
"HELLO I AM EMO AND DEPRESSED, SOMEONE BUY ZAISHEN KEYS TO MAKE ME HAPPY!"
Genius! Wish I'd have SS'd that one.
cosyfiep
got a message from a guildee last night----he was trading and the guy was talking about 3rd year minipets---said he already HAD his---got it awhile back---since he was in beta...guildee said ah whatever thought they werent coming out til april.....
he thought it was strange so he told me....
he thought it was strange so he told me....
JONO51
This just happened in a group today.
Party Leader: Got heroes?
Ranger: No but I have lvl20 Tiger.
I dont see how that would help x.x
Party Leader: Got heroes?
Ranger: No but I have lvl20 Tiger.
I dont see how that would help x.x
natmarie21
One time, I was just dancing, as my ranger, angem, when someone said to me, "Angem, you are beautiful" that creeped me out.
Another time, someone whispered to me if I wanted to join their guild, I said no, then a few minutes later, he said to me the same thing, so I told him"I already told you no" he then said "sorry, it just gets so hectic at times"
Another time, someone whispered to me if I wanted to join their guild, I said no, then a few minutes later, he said to me the same thing, so I told him"I already told you no" he then said "sorry, it just gets so hectic at times"
doudou_steve
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Originally Posted by natmarie21
One time, I was just dancing, as my ranger, angem, when someone said to me, "Angem, you are beautiful" that creeped me out.
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Touketsu Hasu
Random Guy PMs me - "So, do you wanna see me naked or not?"
Random Guy PMing me - "OMG WRONG CHAT"
Nearly died laughing. xD
Random Guy PMing me - "OMG WRONG CHAT"
Nearly died laughing. xD
ShockValue
My wife and I play together, sitting right next to each other.
Dude whispers to her: You're hot, do you have a bf?
Me whispers to him: Don't make me kill you. That's my wife.
Him in team chat: Oh shit. Got to go. <disconnects>
Dude whispers to her: You're hot, do you have a bf?
Me whispers to him: Don't make me kill you. That's my wife.
Him in team chat: Oh shit. Got to go. <disconnects>
crazybanshee
Eh, this just happened. I'm in town selling mods and stuff, was selling a +30 axe mod. Someone whisps me
Him: Can I see it?
Me: Uh, sure but its not much to look at, just the axe mod
Him: Is it inscribable?
Me: Uh, no. it's not an axe, just the mod for an axe
Him: Oh. Can I add a 15^50 to it?
Me: No. It's not an axe. It's a modification for an axe. You can't add anything to it. You can only add it to an axe.
Long pause.
Him: Oh, duh. ok.
Him: Can I see it?
Me: Uh, sure but its not much to look at, just the axe mod
Him: Is it inscribable?
Me: Uh, no. it's not an axe, just the mod for an axe
Him: Oh. Can I add a 15^50 to it?
Me: No. It's not an axe. It's a modification for an axe. You can't add anything to it. You can only add it to an axe.
Long pause.
Him: Oh, duh. ok.
Sakura Az
I was on my monk in AB last night, shes got 15k laybrinthe tattos, chaos gloves and slim specs, along with a runic blade and a sheild.. anyways, was manageing to survive and keep my party up against 2 other teams. i was pretty surprised myself that no one died sooner. anyways after my group survives that,
someone in all chat: Sakura
me: hmm?
Someone: Your Hawt
Me in team chat: i'm scared now
thats the weridest thing i've seen in a while for me.. well asside from the be my g/f pm's i get everyonce and a while.
someone in all chat: Sakura
me: hmm?
Someone: Your Hawt
Me in team chat: i'm scared now
thats the weridest thing i've seen in a while for me.. well asside from the be my g/f pm's i get everyonce and a while.
RavagerOfDreams
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Originally Posted by Squishy ftw
Strangest thing that someone said to me?
Me(monk): My energy is 4 of 84 Only other monk: My energy is 3 of 67 Me: Let energy regen please. Party leader: NO Party leader: *pulls mob* That 'NO' is seriously the strangest thing someone ever said to me on GW |
in arborstone on my monk and the only other monk goes afk and i say dont pull the mob, cuz it was massive for only one monk, and of course the warrior goes lerroy on me and aggros the whole mob. Lived through it surprisingly enough.
Accursed
Guy #1: <-- a guy
Guy #2: <--- likes latinos (he randomly said that out of nowhere)
Guy #3: <-- my fiance is a latino!
Guy #1: <-- SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX yourrrrr.... WIIFFFEEE!!
Me: o.0
I hate Droknar's Forge, lol
Guy #2: <--- likes latinos (he randomly said that out of nowhere)
Guy #3: <-- my fiance is a latino!
Guy #1: <-- SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX yourrrrr.... WIIFFFEEE!!
Me: o.0
I hate Droknar's Forge, lol
luwe80
Not very strange but. Some guy in Rata selling Ales during St. Patricks.
"buy my ales you n00bs!"
I thought it was funny.
"buy my ales you n00bs!"
I thought it was funny.