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KiyaKoreena

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

USA

Kirins of Holy Light

N/

07 Apr 2008 at 17:05 - 401

While trading last week:

This weekend:

Chilos

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2007

Oulu, in magical land called Finland

07 Apr 2008 at 17:12 - 402

Quote:

Originally Posted by KiyaKoreena

While trading last week:

Haha that guy got owned

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

07 Apr 2008 at 17:17 - 403

I would of responded this way to that guy...

"What the hell...? Oh yeah...lol1v1."

Kazamafury

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

Mo/

07 Apr 2008 at 21:53 - 404

My first week in Guild Wars with my Female Monk.

Someone whispers me:
"Strip for me?"

llsektorll

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Toronto, Canada

R/

07 Apr 2008 at 23:03 - 405

ID1 .... me spamming for r9/10+ .... this is what i get

RandomNoob(not real name): Hi
Me: Hello
RandomNoob: Can I join you?
Me: Sure can you play PD?
RandomNoob: Yea
Me: Show your rank
RandomNoob: I'm r3 but I can play as good as r9.
Me: Great, let me know when you reach r9 so you can join this party....
Me: Bye, have a great day!

if only I had a dollar for everytime i heard that...

Deadshot Seven

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

A/

07 Apr 2008 at 23:08 - 406

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noel Hope

I think that might have been me. o.o
Nothing incredibly weird has happened to me.

Nida

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2007

Australia

Rt/

07 Apr 2008 at 23:14 - 407

standing in HA on a female necro, I get this whisper from some random person - " can I lick your nipple?" .

Splitisoda

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

STALKER!

Not in One

N/A

07 Apr 2008 at 23:17 - 408

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazamafury

My first week in Guild Wars with my Female Monk.

Someone whispers me:
"Strip for me?"

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Yuhe Ji

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2008

Los Angeles

E/

08 Apr 2008 at 00:33 - 409

It kinda caught my eye. Needless to say, I did not want him in my group (because we already had a monk, duh!).

Agent Mold3r

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Death Legion Of Cantha

W/Rt

08 Apr 2008 at 00:37 - 410

I got a random PM while selling.....

Hey blowjob 50gold?

I responded with "Wow, thats cheaper than your mom"

gg?

Shadow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

None

08 Apr 2008 at 23:26 - 411

Moral55

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2007

SNOW

E/Me

08 Apr 2008 at 23:38 - 412

When I first started in the MMO world I thought that never really happened. lol I so know better now.

hurric

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

BC

08 Apr 2008 at 23:42 - 413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow

wow...pass grade 1? (that guy not you)

Phineas

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

UK

08 Apr 2008 at 23:46 - 414

Great how some people post screens with chats in and have gone through the effort of blotting out the names, only for there to be one left visible. Not having a go at you, I find it amusing is all

Shadow

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

None

08 Apr 2008 at 23:46 - 415

Quote:

Originally Posted by hurric

wow...pass grade 1? (that guy not you)

No-no. I deserve it too. I left one of the names visible. Oops. Fixed.

Brother Guido

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2006

Mo/

08 Apr 2008 at 23:48 - 416

VitisVinifera

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2005

Northern California

HoTR

N/Me

09 Apr 2008 at 00:28 - 417

This one happened to me yesteday while selling raptor drops in Kamadan AD 1 yesteday. I didn't take SS but I remember every line. I call this guy "** Devish". His name was [something] Devish, and he somehow managed to misspell Dervish. Someone may know him, so feel free to clue him in if you do.

Me: wts max gold r10 Saurian Scythe 15k
** Devish: I buy. Is it clean?
/open up trade, I put the scythe up
Me: no, it has 15^50 and 2 junk mods, which is how it was when I id'ed it
** Devish: can you salvage the mods off?
Me: no, but you can. Or you could just put your mods on top
** Devish: don't some of the mods stay?
Me: if you replace the old mods, you get the new ones in their place
/both accept trade, a minute goes by
** Devish: OMG WTF DID YOU DO TO THIS
Me: eh?
** Devish: I SALVAGED IT AND IT DISAPPEARED
Me: haven't you ever salvaged anything before?
** Devish: NO. I WANT MY MONEY BACK. CAN I HAVE
Me: no.......
** Devish: U NOOB GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
Me: I'm sorry but it's not my fault you don't know how salvaging works
** Devish: [a littany of curses with lots of NOOBs intermixed]
/he puts me on ignore

fun eh? I can't say I am sorry given his reaction.

psycore

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

09 Apr 2008 at 01:28 - 418

Quote:

Originally Posted by VitisVinifera

This one happened to me yesteday while selling raptor drops in Kamadan AD 1 yesteday. I didn't take SS but I remember every line. I call this guy "** Devish". His name was [something] Devish, and he somehow managed to misspell Dervish. Someone may know him, so feel free to clue him in if you do.

Me: wts max gold r10 Saurian Scythe 15k
** Devish: I buy. Is it clean?
/open up trade, I put the scythe up
Me: no, it has 15^50 and 2 junk mods, which is how it was when I id'ed it
** Devish: can you salvage the mods off?
Me: no, but you can. Or you could just put your mods on top
** Devish: don't some of the mods stay?
Me: if you replace the old mods, you get the new ones in their place
/both accept trade, a minute goes by
** Devish: OMG WTF DID YOU DO TO THIS
Me: eh?
** Devish: I SALVAGED IT AND IT DISAPPEARED
Me: haven't you ever salvaged anything before?
** Devish: NO. I WANT MY MONEY BACK. CAN I HAVE
Me: no.......
** Devish: U NOOB GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
Me: I'm sorry but it's not my fault you don't know how salvaging works
** Devish: [a littany of curses with lots of NOOBs intermixed]
/he puts me on ignore

fun eh? I can't say I am sorry given his reaction.

omg are people really that dense -_-

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

09 Apr 2008 at 03:31 - 419

Quote:

Originally Posted by VitisVinifera

This one happened to me yesteday while selling raptor drops in Kamadan AD 1 yesteday. I didn't take SS but I remember every line. I call this guy "** Devish". His name was [something] Devish, and he somehow managed to misspell Dervish. Someone may know him, so feel free to clue him in if you do.

Me: wts max gold r10 Saurian Scythe 15k
** Devish: I buy. Is it clean?
/open up trade, I put the scythe up
Me: no, it has 15^50 and 2 junk mods, which is how it was when I id'ed it
** Devish: can you salvage the mods off?
Me: no, but you can. Or you could just put your mods on top
** Devish: don't some of the mods stay?
Me: if you replace the old mods, you get the new ones in their place
/both accept trade, a minute goes by
** Devish: OMG WTF DID YOU DO TO THIS
Me: eh?
** Devish: I SALVAGED IT AND IT DISAPPEARED
Me: haven't you ever salvaged anything before?
** Devish: NO. I WANT MY MONEY BACK. CAN I HAVE
Me: no.......
** Devish: U NOOB GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
Me: I'm sorry but it's not my fault you don't know how salvaging works
** Devish: [a littany of curses with lots of NOOBs intermixed]
/he puts me on ignore

fun eh? I can't say I am sorry given his reaction.

o_o... oooooookay... I love how he calls you a noob even though he has never salvaged anything, according to his reply x].

ShoGunTheOne

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2007

Undercity

泰瑞亚联盟

E/

09 Apr 2008 at 03:38 - 420

Quote:

Originally Posted by VitisVinifera

This one happened to me yesteday while selling raptor drops in Kamadan AD 1 yesteday. I didn't take SS but I remember every line. I call this guy "** Devish". His name was [something] Devish, and he somehow managed to misspell Dervish. Someone may know him, so feel free to clue him in if you do.

Me: wts max gold r10 Saurian Scythe 15k
** Devish: I buy. Is it clean?
/open up trade, I put the scythe up
Me: no, it has 15^50 and 2 junk mods, which is how it was when I id'ed it
** Devish: can you salvage the mods off?
Me: no, but you can. Or you could just put your mods on top
** Devish: don't some of the mods stay?
Me: if you replace the old mods, you get the new ones in their place
/both accept trade, a minute goes by
** Devish: OMG WTF DID YOU DO TO THIS
Me: eh?
** Devish: I SALVAGED IT AND IT DISAPPEARED
Me: haven't you ever salvaged anything before?
** Devish: NO. I WANT MY MONEY BACK. CAN I HAVE
Me: no.......
** Devish: U NOOB GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
Me: I'm sorry but it's not my fault you don't know how salvaging works
** Devish: [a littany of curses with lots of NOOBs intermixed]
/he puts me on ignore

fun eh? I can't say I am sorry given his reaction.

clearly, someone's ignoring the line "You have 50% chance of destroying the item"

VitisVinifera

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2005

Northern California

HoTR

N/Me

09 Apr 2008 at 04:01 - 421

Yeah it was pretty priceless. The reason I know he put me on ignore was because I said 'you are calling me a noob when you destroyed a nice skin you just bought needlessly salvaging unwanted mods off?' and getting the /this user is ignoring you message.

Avatar Exico

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2006

Way to Cold at Home:Illnois and School:Iowa.

We Trip Hard On [AcID]

N/

09 Apr 2008 at 04:06 - 422

I had that same problem. I got Elite Kurzicks on my Necromancer she was female. Some strange War Guy comes and was Hitting on me. Litterling Hitting on me. This converstion went on about 45mins asking me questions stuff and last he asks if was guy or not, he doesnt want be Gay. This happen again recently on my Paragon I was dancing for fun. A Sin walks by and asking i want to do something. I dont know if he was refering to Sex or something else but it was freaking me out when he said it.

Kikuta

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2006

Western Australia

[ICE]

09 Apr 2008 at 04:08 - 423

Well I had about 20 or so people spamming me with "DICKBUTT" for about 10 minutes...

After that, it was about 30 people spamming me with "DICKBUTT". I'll hunt for screens later. I have 3000+ screencaps, massive effort required.

horseradish

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2007

In a donut hole

Rt/A

09 Apr 2008 at 06:08 - 424

Me: "i can change my build if you want"
PUG leader: "can you go resto?"
Me: "sure. give me a sex" (meant to say seC)
Me: " O.O!!!"
PUG member: "i don't ever want to make that typo ever"

>.<!!!!

Everyone laughed, and we got Masters.

blurmedia

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2007

UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE [moko]

09 Apr 2008 at 06:34 - 425

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kikuta

Well I had about 20 or so people spamming me with "DICKBUTT" for about 10 minutes...

After that, it was about 30 people spamming me with "DICKBUTT". I'll hunt for screens later. I have 3000+ screencaps, massive effort required.

Trolled by 4chan newfags

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

09 Apr 2008 at 07:01 - 426

Ok, looking through my old screenshot repositories. Here's a bit of random stuff from my former guild.

Kikuta

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2006

Western Australia

[ICE]

09 Apr 2008 at 08:16 - 427

Quote:

Originally Posted by blurmedia

Trolled by 4chan newfags

Yes because they were very discrete about it...

jimme

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Netherlands

Mo/

09 Apr 2008 at 10:53 - 428

It was a very big convo, took out the best parts =x

Kikuta

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2006

Western Australia

[ICE]

09 Apr 2008 at 13:03 - 429

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimme

It was a very big convo, took out the best parts =x

Up until she flopped out her wiener?

oracle.delphi

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

ontario, canada

Steel Beasts

E/

09 Apr 2008 at 13:43 - 430

I had a female necro with the non-elite scar pattern on...some guy started hitting on me, saying my armor looked hot. then he asked if a was a real girl (which i am) and i said no, just to shut him up. THEN he proceeds to tell me he's looking for a girlfriend in guild wars. LOL

Also, some people were yipping about he price of decayed orr emblems..for the event. SOmeone was says that 100 g each was not enough and people were stupid to sell for that. So one of my alliance memebers said something about her spelling (emblAms) and she called him an IGMO....then made fun of us for ignoring her saying we didn't even know what it meant which made us bigger igmos...

we still don't know what it means lol but we still call our buddy and igmo...unless he's the healing monk :0

Karate Jesus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2008

Texas

Reign of Judgment [RoJ]

Me/

10 Apr 2008 at 08:30 - 431

I'm in an AB match and a guy on our team is constantly spamming his actions
examples:
[Blank] is Targeting Resurrect Shrine
[Blank] is Dead!
[Blank] is Dead!
etc.

He does it so much none of us can see anything on the screen.

People on our team start saying in Local chat: Hey luxons kill [Blank], we'll help you.

I don't remember who won that match, but I remember that guy died like 200 times.

After the match he pmed everyone he could remember on the kurzick side and spammed cuss words at every one of us for hours.

...Best...Day...Ever...

Nadasee

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

10 Apr 2008 at 08:41 - 432

Just to mention some, out of the blue when in a outpost mostly:

"You are so beautiful, do you wanna be my GW girlfriend?..." What the hell!?

Happend to me 5 times now...geez!

"Are you Jewish?..."

A long marriage proposal from a random person, don't remember the whole thing, but you can imagine, just as sick as any.

I'm seriously worried agbout the gaming world and how they act Online and IRL, if they have any life outside it!

Macks Mistress

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2008

UK

Avatar Of Heroes [Hero]

10 Apr 2008 at 09:53 - 433

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimme

It was a very big convo, took out the best parts =x

Haha was that the "maria" convo?

I'm still kicking myself that I missed that.

garethporlest18

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

[HiDe]

W/

10 Apr 2008 at 09:57 - 434

Duh you girls (and guys who play girls) should know that once you get on the internet you're fresh meat and men will want to ravage you like a steak. They just want your love is all. Be their GF for a while, leave them. It's okay.

Macks Mistress

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2008

UK

Avatar Of Heroes [Hero]

10 Apr 2008 at 09:59 - 435

Is it okay if I just chew them up and spit them out?

garethporlest18

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

[HiDe]

W/

10 Apr 2008 at 10:03 - 436

Quote:

Originally Posted by Macks Mistress

Is it okay if I just chew them up and spit them out?

Yeah as long as you give them at least a week worth of mind pleasure. Since it's the internet that's the only kind they can get.

Knight of Dark Mage

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2008

VA

Elite Knights Of The Templar [GODS]

W/

10 Apr 2008 at 22:31 - 437

Ok i dont have a screenshot of this because i am bad w/ computers

this is what happened had just made a new dervish that was bald w/ a goatee (male.. duh)

Someone: hey there ur HAWT!!!
me:um ty?
someone: you wanna love me all night long
me: no
Someone: dam u ur a ****in ******* i will murder your family
me: /ignore
i got this just as went to my GH so couldnt report. God some ppl have issues on this game

Chthon

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Apr 2007

10 Apr 2008 at 22:47 - 438

Quote:

Originally Posted by guolisong

some random guy: fking asol
me: wth?
guy: asol
me: wth does asol mean

I think I get it. Try to pronouce "fking asol" out loud and see what it sounds like.

Widowmaker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

N/

12 Apr 2008 at 13:50 - 439

It wasn't said directly to me, but there was a guy in Kaineng with the following message in trade:

WTB Clean Kunny 100k +10e

I'll admit I laughed, mostly because he seemed blissfully unaware.

Chaos Theory Pvp

Forge Runner

Join Date: Oct 2005

Elite

R/Me

12 Apr 2008 at 22:17 - 440

Just a few nights ago selling a Mini mallyx in lions I got this PM
' Do you go down on your mallyx? ' so my reply went along the lines of
' Wow ..OK so I guess your about 9 years old with that random humour '

Turns out he was genuinely asking about a reduction in price and we somehow managed a farewell in a friendly manner...

I blame poor english and not my dirty mind