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I have no idea what he was on about, I tried to fob him off with an excuse but he just kept coming, my ignore list was full so I had to delete some people and in that time I was flooded with 'POOOOOOO' etc etc.
Strangest thing that someone said to you
willypiggy
Tatile
WillyPiggy, you should report the guy for emotional harrasement, I'm sure you can make (up) a case if you really wanted to.
Just sounds like a bored kid/ult looking for some kicks.
Just sounds like a bored kid/ult looking for some kicks.
Kusandaa
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http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a...gy/LOLWUT1.jpg
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a...gy/LOLWUT2.jpg http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a...gy/LOLWUT3.jpg I have no idea what he was on about, I tried to fob him off with an excuse but he just kept coming, my ignore list was full so I had to delete some people and in that time I was flooded with 'POOOOOOO' etc etc. |
I'd have reported his butt though... mostly for spamming O_o.
willypiggy
I still don't even know who he is, I was talking to a friend over xfire at the time (microphone) and we had a great laugh at this guy, he got ignored in the end, couldn't be bothered reporting him though. If he does it again someone else will most likely report him, didn't really offend me just gave me a nice laugh xD 
Traveller
This was a bit random.
Nessar
A few snipets from my guild and whispers c:
itsvictor
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http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a...gy/LOLWUT1.jpg
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a...gy/LOLWUT2.jpg http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a...gy/LOLWUT3.jpg I have no idea what he was on about, I tried to fob him off with an excuse but he just kept coming, my ignore list was full so I had to delete some people and in that time I was flooded with 'POOOOOOO' etc etc. |
Here's something I read in local chat:
Lusty female monk into hot steamy bandage and spankings not LFG *wink*
poasiods
While collecting people for 'Gate of Pain,' I see this one Dervish with no lightbringer rank and orison of healing + healing breeze equipped insisting we use his Ogden (a very shitty Ogden if I say so myself). To be honest, I get fed up with all the people who didn't bother to go through some of the more important side quests and actually learn about the game - people who rest of the team has to carry on their shoulders through some of the more difficult missions. (Such as this one character whom I saw trying to find someone to run him through Tihark Orchard mission) Seeing there were several other people seeking party for the mission, I apologized to the Dervish and kicked him in favor of couple of other people who could use Lightbringer's Gaze. He kept whispering me incredibly pitiful messages:
"what so you just kicked me"
"come on i can heal i'll take ogden's spot"
"come on plzz accept me? plz"
"will you at least talk to me?" <- what the f
Predictably, he turns hostile once the party enters the mission.
An Saighead Is Gear
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I was recenlty in Kamadan (Europe - English - 1) and this American guy (P1) was doing some "Euro-bashing" (WTF 1 = Why in Euro dist!?) to me and another guy (P2), in caps of course. Anyways, the conversation goes something like this
P1: YOU ARE ALL EURO TRASH P2: WTF? P1: YOU WAVED WHITE FLAG TO AMERICANS IN WWII Me: We're from UK? You even know when WWII was? P1: 40 YEARS AGO DUMB ASS Me: 1968!? WTF? P2: LMAO P1: WHERE IN UK DO YOU LIVE EURO TRASH? Me: Why, what you gonna do? P1: IM GONNA COME OVER Me: To UK? P2: What, your dogs face? P1: MAYBE Best damned put-down I ever heard. I'm still unsure which of us he was saying "MAYBE" to... |
He kept on spamming EURO THRASH and talking a load of bull about europeans.
I left Kamadan shortly after and 30mins later when I returned, he was still there spamming his arse off
Smile Like Umean It
How do you know he was American and not just some random guy who was bored? I've seen people imitate Americans to stir the shit, but it was kinda obvious they weren't given that we don't use the letter 'U' in color or favor nor 'S' in realize.
blue.rellik
That's an old joke
Necro Quink
When i was in pre with my monk, i needed my res sig and was spamming i gave 500g if someone joined my team, went outside to get the signet.
Once outside the guy started calling me a cheater because i had a "Crystalline Sword" (The questreword from the moa in the catacombs; it's just a long sword with a the crystalline sword skin
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Me: WTF?
He again: I'm gonna report you!
Me: Chill dude, it's a long sword (Opened trade with him to proove it
)
He again: Can i buy it?
Me: uhhm
He again: 50K?
Me: Sure
I made 50k for a stupid quest reward item LOL
Once outside the guy started calling me a cheater because i had a "Crystalline Sword" (The questreword from the moa in the catacombs; it's just a long sword with a the crystalline sword skin
Me: WTF?
He again: I'm gonna report you!
Me: Chill dude, it's a long sword (Opened trade with him to proove it
)He again: Can i buy it?
Me: uhhm
He again: 50K?
Me: Sure
I made 50k for a stupid quest reward item LOL
Nick Of Troy
Recieved this while peddling my wares in Ascalon
Not as bad as what my guild buddy had to say...
Not as bad as what my guild buddy had to say...
Steps_Descending
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Where to start lol i've had so many moments where i just sit at my keyboard and think "WTF!" to myself...heres the best one i remember.
Player X: "What armour is that" Me: "Norn, EOTN armour set" Player X: "Whats EOTN?" Me: "GW expansion, go wiki it" Player X: "How do i find the wiki" Me: "on the internet, heard of google?" Player X: "How do i access the internet in GW?" Me: *facepalm* |
Sad if that's so, pityful if it's a joke.
imnotyourmother
My toon's name is ImNotYourMother so I get a lot of strange Pm's normally lame but this was a good one,
them: So who are you then if you are not my mother?
Me: Your daddy
them: That is just not possible
Me: That's not what your mother said.
LOL
Weird
them: So who are you then if you are not my mother?
Me: Your daddy
them: That is just not possible
Me: That's not what your mother said.
LOL
Weird
imnotyourmother
I am in a group and the monk says wait recharging.
Then there were chants, Leroy Leroy.
So I run in and we get wiped out.
Leroy leroy.
Makes me laugh when I see Leroy.
Then there were chants, Leroy Leroy.
So I run in and we get wiped out.
Leroy leroy.
Makes me laugh when I see Leroy.
Big_Iron
Technically, it was not said "to me," but it was still strange. Two people cybering in all chat in Pre back when it was always packed, rather graphically at that. Don't know if they got hit by the ban stick, but I assume so.
Damian979
I don't know how strange this is but I still thought it was funny.
I was running a rang toucher in AB when I ran up on a sf sin. After he died he started in with "HACKER NOOB! FU FING HACKER NOOB" so I calmly explained that touch skills go through sf (like who doesn't know that). Next time he tries the same thing with the same result "FU HACKER NOOB!" Third time, same thing, same result. Finally on the forth try while being gang raped by 5 people, he ran up and killed me. Promptly followed by "HACKER NOOB FU HACKER NOOB!"
I was running a rang toucher in AB when I ran up on a sf sin. After he died he started in with "HACKER NOOB! FU FING HACKER NOOB" so I calmly explained that touch skills go through sf (like who doesn't know that). Next time he tries the same thing with the same result "FU HACKER NOOB!" Third time, same thing, same result. Finally on the forth try while being gang raped by 5 people, he ran up and killed me. Promptly followed by "HACKER NOOB FU HACKER NOOB!"
ShoGunTheOne
LOL, that's epic
bet he will be ashamed of himself after he finally realises that xD
bet he will be ashamed of himself after he finally realises that xD
obsidian ectoplasm
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http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a...gy/LOLWUT1.jpg
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a...gy/LOLWUT2.jpg http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a...gy/LOLWUT3.jpg I have no idea what he was on about, I tried to fob him off with an excuse but he just kept coming, my ignore list was full so I had to delete some people and in that time I was flooded with 'POOOOOOO' etc etc. |
Lol that was a good laugh
dunky_g
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http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/a...gy/LOLWUT1.jpg
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N1ghtstalker
i was chillin at spamadan with my yuletide tonic on 'n stuff and singing banana phone song cuz someone started about banana scythe
suddenly some guy starts spamming me that he's recruiting people and the follow convo happens
don't mind the guy that i reported it was a bot that was selling gold 'n stuff
suddenly some guy starts spamming me that he's recruiting people and the follow convo happens
don't mind the guy that i reported it was a bot that was selling gold 'n stuff
KainSword
I think it'd be pretty funny to follow someone using Ursan as a naked male warrior and tell them "I'm into beastiality... What about you, ya big strong furry bear?"
Gay Beastiality. O.o'
Gay Beastiality. O.o'
KiyaKoreena
I just didn't bother replying to this one.
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Grateful guildies are amusing. :-)
Knight of Dark Mage
frikkus
In the midst of trade spam in the general chat of Ascalon a few days ago, some Rit piped in with "WT$ - One Trade Channel - barely used - PM offers".
I lol'd heartily.
I lol'd heartily.
Laylat
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Another gem from RA. I just knew from the start that the wammo with a very...wammo-ish name (I guess guru rules mean I can't post it, right?) would be a disaster and sure enough...
He apparently had two skills on his bar. Anyway, after an entire match spent spamming frenzy and repeatedly healsigging through it, while being pounded on by the entire enemy team (who all totally ignored me, as monk, to hit this dumb frenzy-war instead, lol) I get whispers after the match.... (red=him, green=me, black=random other stuff. I wish I could post the name...it was so quintissentially wammo)  /sigh |
AscalonWarrior
Linksys
I can't remember if i posted this or not. But I was in one of the ascalon missions in hard mode and we passed by a few Char that we didn't need to kill. But one team member insisted that we go back and kill them. I asked why does he want to kill them when we don't have to. He/she replied, "because they look stuped"
Tatile
Via proxy my guildie asked me if I wear thongs.
He's doing a survey of all the females he knows, based on the little 'fact' he heard from a friend that all women wear thongs.
Strangeness by proxy, it's the in thing.
He's doing a survey of all the females he knows, based on the little 'fact' he heard from a friend that all women wear thongs.
Strangeness by proxy, it's the in thing.
KiyaKoreena
doudou_steve
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ahhhh scammers...they will never change
Ambuu
i dont have a screenshot, but it was random, I was doing Consulate Docks one day when...
Person: LOL You got Rick Rolled
Me: Um?
Me: You must have the wrong person.
Person: Oh no. It's you I'm talking to. I didn't make a mistake.
Person: YOU!
Person: YOU!
Person: YOU!
Person: YOU!
well it was certainly awkward lol
Person: LOL You got Rick Rolled
Me: Um?
Me: You must have the wrong person.
Person: Oh no. It's you I'm talking to. I didn't make a mistake.
Person: YOU!
Person: YOU!
Person: YOU!
Person: YOU!
well it was certainly awkward lol
defect
I asked him to stop spamming because it was making it harder to pick up on the conditions(blind) and other stuff i need to know as a monk
Damian979
K, this just happened last weekend and it was too funny.
I was taking a break from farming Nahpui for celestials when somebody whisped me out of no where "yum yum 10g, hj 5g" "you want suk suk? you bring friend"
I love this game.
I was taking a break from farming Nahpui for celestials when somebody whisped me out of no where "yum yum 10g, hj 5g" "you want suk suk? you bring friend"
I love this game.
pamelf
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Originally Posted by Tatile
Via proxy my guildie asked me if I wear thongs.
He's doing a survey of all the females he knows, based on the little 'fact' he heard from a friend that all women wear thongs. Strangeness by proxy, it's the in thing. |
Targren
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Lol, sure he wasn't Australian? Thongs here are just a type of shoe.
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Jenn
A friend said in local chat of Doomlore Shrine something that inferred I'm female (I am) and some random kid that was like 16 years old started a pretty lengthy conversation. Somewhere halfway through my CoF run, the kid says, "BRB, I have to go pwn some skinheads that are beating up my brother." So, I LOL'ed at that one, but then he comes back and asks me to start roleplaying a sex scene in the back of a bar with him.........
QQ.
QQ.
Smile Like Umean It
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Aren't they what we Americans call "Flip-flops?"
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