Strangest thing that someone said to you
The Last Cruzader
Them: Can you powerlevel me, and give me free money?
Them: plz
Them: plz
Them: plz
Me: My account info is [email protected], and my pass is gullible123456789101112.
Them: I got you now!
He logs off after I set myself to offline.
Them: plz
Them: plz
Them: plz
Me: My account info is [email protected], and my pass is gullible123456789101112.
Them: I got you now!
He logs off after I set myself to offline.
Tatile
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Originally Posted by pamelf
Lol, sure he wasn't Australian? Thongs here are just a type of shoe.
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Thongs as shoes? Are they like flip-flops, because I really don't want to Google Australian Thongs at this time in the morning...
D:
I need tea.
Nick Of Troy
Thongs as shoes? Are they like flip-flops, because I really don't want to Google Australian Thongs at this time in the morning...
Yeah, thats about right. Down here we call 'em jandels
Yeah, thats about right. Down here we call 'em jandels
Taurucis
Can't blank out the name, because it's part of the funny. You need to have played Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion to understand this one.
chaosteng
haha hilarious stuff, well i have all female chars and im a male, i just prefer female chars, but yeah i always get pms hey sexy and all that crap lol, also one time someone said, wow i think sophia has the best looks out of all of us, look at those sexy glasses(wearing those asuran glasses)
another first day of guild wars chat, me and my bro in law was in town and we were doing emotes, some guy comes and and says hey hey 5 pieces of gold for a night? lol
another first day of guild wars chat, me and my bro in law was in town and we were doing emotes, some guy comes and and says hey hey 5 pieces of gold for a night? lol
naughteblonde
Just had this happen in Shing Jea. OH asked me to sell a 20/20 dagger tang for him for around 4k. No probs says I and off I go putting a WTS for it @ 4k in the trade channel.
At this point s/he puts some high req purple far from perfect daggers in trade with the comment 'I have Shiros Blades'.
S/he knew what it was, saw my asking price, but still comes out with this. I must admit I giggled a bit after reporting the 'loser' comment.
To top it off 20 seconds later a lvl10 A/W from the same guild suddenly shows up to start complaining about the price.
At this point s/he puts some high req purple far from perfect daggers in trade with the comment 'I have Shiros Blades'.
S/he knew what it was, saw my asking price, but still comes out with this. I must admit I giggled a bit after reporting the 'loser' comment.
To top it off 20 seconds later a lvl10 A/W from the same guild suddenly shows up to start complaining about the price.
aaje vhanli
Strangest thing I ever encountered was some pervert paying gold to young female players in exchange for their willingness to allow him to "virtually" harass them sexually.
I was in a city on my female Mesmer character and he was luring them thru local chat by saying he'd give "free" gold to any real female players. I was just hanging out in town (Old Ascalon) and noticed that many players, claiming to be female, were returning to town complaining about sexual harassment from the same character.
While I may be male, I thought I'd explore this situation since I was on a female character (according to the alleged harasser, only female characters could be female players) and, to my astonishment, he would pay me gold for every time I submitted to his sexual comments or requests.
After a few platinum, and he progressed to a rather crude state that I no longer felt like humouring, I let it be known that I was male and that I scammed him in retaliation for the players whom he was taking advantage of and that I was reporting him; and I left.
He, of course, started bitching at me and whining about how he didn't do anything wrong and how these girls are "stupid" or "want" to be sexually harassed and "put in their place;" though never asked for the money back.
Of course, this was long ago before the report system, and aNet never got back to me; so I have no idea if my report was any help.
Never seen anything like that in GW again, though.
I was actually surprised to see such a creep in the game though. Didn't know people really did that.
I was in a city on my female Mesmer character and he was luring them thru local chat by saying he'd give "free" gold to any real female players. I was just hanging out in town (Old Ascalon) and noticed that many players, claiming to be female, were returning to town complaining about sexual harassment from the same character.
While I may be male, I thought I'd explore this situation since I was on a female character (according to the alleged harasser, only female characters could be female players) and, to my astonishment, he would pay me gold for every time I submitted to his sexual comments or requests.
After a few platinum, and he progressed to a rather crude state that I no longer felt like humouring, I let it be known that I was male and that I scammed him in retaliation for the players whom he was taking advantage of and that I was reporting him; and I left.
He, of course, started bitching at me and whining about how he didn't do anything wrong and how these girls are "stupid" or "want" to be sexually harassed and "put in their place;" though never asked for the money back.
Of course, this was long ago before the report system, and aNet never got back to me; so I have no idea if my report was any help.
Never seen anything like that in GW again, though.
I was actually surprised to see such a creep in the game though. Didn't know people really did that.
N1ghtstalker
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Originally Posted by aaje vhanli
Strangest thing I ever encountered was some pervert paying gold to young female players in exchange for their willingness to allow him to "virtually" harass them sexually.
I was in a city on my female Mesmer character and he was luring them thru local chat by saying he'd give "free" gold to any real female players. I was just hanging out in town (Old Ascalon) and noticed that many players, claiming to be female, were returning to town complaining about sexual harassment from the same character. While I may be male, I thought I'd explore this situation since I was on a female character (according to the alleged harasser, only female characters could be female players) and, to my astonishment, he would pay me gold for every time I submitted to his sexual comments or requests. After a few platinum, and he progressed to a rather crude state that I no longer felt like humouring, I let it be known that I was male and that I scammed him in retaliation for the players whom he was taking advantage of and that I was reporting him; and I left. He, of course, started bitching at me and whining about how he didn't do anything wrong and how these girls are "stupid" or "want" to be sexually harassed and "put in their place;" though never asked for the money back. Of course, this was long ago before the report system, and aNet never got back to me; so I have no idea if my report was any help. Never seen anything like that in GW again, though. I was actually surprised to see such a creep in the game though. Didn't know people really did that. |
some people are just unbelievable seriously
freelancer604
uh.. last night i was shopping for an obs edge in Kamadan and during a brief moment of silence beteen the trade and guild recruit spam someone said:
"my dad licks my head"
"my dad licks my head"
naughteblonde
Yet another /facepalm moment in Kamadan!
A lvl20 ranger was spamming in local 'Give me free runescape account, mine got hacked. Member code would be awesome' over and over and over again.
Folks commented, no response, speculation on whether it was a bot and finally a response as below. White - spammer, Red - other players, Black - recruitment local posts.
Can you detect the exact point where they panic and try to backtrack?
A lvl20 ranger was spamming in local 'Give me free runescape account, mine got hacked. Member code would be awesome' over and over and over again.
Folks commented, no response, speculation on whether it was a bot and finally a response as below. White - spammer, Red - other players, Black - recruitment local posts.
Can you detect the exact point where they panic and try to backtrack?
Steps_Descending
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Originally Posted by The Last Cruzader
Them: Can you powerlevel me, and give me free money?
Them: plz Them: plz Them: plz Me: My account info is [email protected], and my pass is gullible123456789101112. Them: I got you now! He logs off after I set myself to offline. |
Taurucis
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Originally Posted by Steps_Descending
Am I the only one who doesn't get it?
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The Last Cruzader was basically the target of a begging noob, so he pretended to "give out" his account details. The real punch line is in the fake password "gullible."
Gullible means "easily fooled"
Tearz1993
It's not as funny when you need to explain it
ProgTes
Random guy in kamadan: WTS hugs to depressed emo kids
Made me chuckle.
Made me chuckle.
Lyndka
...in LA or Ascalon "WTB Trade channel 4k"
I PM'd and suggested "under used" should be added
Had a whisper from him about 10 minutes later - someone offered him 3k and a mini for it!
I PM'd and suggested "under used" should be added
Had a whisper from him about 10 minutes later - someone offered him 3k and a mini for it!
Widowmaker
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Originally Posted by Lyndka
...in LA or Ascalon "WTB Trade channel 4k"
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Susan Katz
I pinged my ranger build in AB, and had Barrage (with splinter weapon). The leader kicked me because I did not have a pet!
Kamakazi112
Funny really....he talked like that for another 15 minutes saying how I fail life just because im poorer than him
glacialphoenix
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Funny really....he talked like that for another 15 minutes saying how I fail life just because im poorer than him |
On a more amusing note, back before Nightfall, I was in AB on my PvE monk when two assassins decided (as per the norm) to hate on the convenient monk target wearing blatantly non-PvP armor in front of them. I've always liked having extra health on my monk, which they didn't know - and I started running towards a friendly group near me, with them hot in pursuit - and they didn't stop until they were headlong up versus four rather happy Kurzicks, who'd spotted easy prey. This ended with the typical result.
One of them goes on local chat and complains, "Frickin' stupid monk, she's not supposed to have so much HP and then run towards friends for help!"
Amused teammate: Actually, she is. Have fun.
miskav
''If you go click-clack, I go clack-click''
Random whisper....
Random whisper....
Juno Onuj
miskav
Lol, I've had some-one say that to me aswell, But in a different context..
Lady Raenef
Well, it's not exactly strange, more or less, hilarious. I made a new monk to give the profession a try out. This monk was in Prophecies and I had my friends run me everywhere. I wanted to get her ascended so I took her to the crystal desert. Everyone hates these missions, but I lucky found some person to do them for me for free. The entire time they explained that they are basically the best warrior ever because she (probably a he) had awesome skills. They were running Ursan.
.Bomb!
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Originally Posted by Xue Fang
10k Ok U Buy ???
10k Ok U Buy ??? 10k Ok U Buy ??? U Buy 10k Ok ??? |
Steps_Descending
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taurucis
Here's what's going on.
The Last Cruzader was basically the target of a begging noob, so he pretended to 'give out" his account details. The real punch line is in the fake password "gullible." Gullible means "easily fooled" |
fireflyry
Strangest....hmmmm.....
I once had a female ele char who was running around in underwear ask me if I was single once only to keep chasing me around Kamadan.They then preceded to spam me with "ur cute", "where r u from" and "how old r u?" messages till I used ignore.
Still guessing the user looked like this:
Other than that the religious nut who spammed me concerning my need for salvation and a change of armor as my vabbian sin chest piece was to satanic for his liking hence I was not only ruining his game but was obviously promoting satan at the same time.
Funnily enough he was a Wammo....no surprises there I guess.
I once had a female ele char who was running around in underwear ask me if I was single once only to keep chasing me around Kamadan.They then preceded to spam me with "ur cute", "where r u from" and "how old r u?" messages till I used ignore.
Still guessing the user looked like this:
Other than that the religious nut who spammed me concerning my need for salvation and a change of armor as my vabbian sin chest piece was to satanic for his liking hence I was not only ruining his game but was obviously promoting satan at the same time.
Funnily enough he was a Wammo....no surprises there I guess.
crazybanshee
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Originally Posted by fireflyry
Strangest....hmmmm.....
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Rhamia Darigaz
Quote:
Originally Posted by booooYA
Many conversations have led to, "hey let's have cyber sex" when they find out I'm a girl. It's really annoying.
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WanderXMono
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Originally Posted by Chicken Ftw
Not sure which is more fun, coming back from afking to see a wamo dancing on my char, or to a screen full of pms like these. <_< |
TheRaven
I had an amusing pug for the Gates of Kryta mission this weekend. Our leader was begging everyone for Mergoyle skulls whenever they dropped. He pretty much insisted that we give all our skulls to him since he needed them.
Each time one dropped he started his "plz plz plz plz plz give it to me" routine.
I mentioned that it was very easy to farm mergoyle skulls in Scoundrel's Rise and North Kryta if he was that deseparate to get them.
His reply?...... "I Can't!!! This is a pvp only character!!"
We were all laughing for the rest of the mission.
Each time one dropped he started his "plz plz plz plz plz give it to me" routine.
I mentioned that it was very easy to farm mergoyle skulls in Scoundrel's Rise and North Kryta if he was that deseparate to get them.
His reply?...... "I Can't!!! This is a pvp only character!!"
We were all laughing for the rest of the mission.
RiKio
I was running a Deathly Arts Spiker Sin on Fort Aspenwood. I killed a monk, and he replied:
-Rikio u are cheating.
Too bad Shadow Prison now has a cooldown
-Rikio u are cheating.
Too bad Shadow Prison now has a cooldown
Jaythen Tyradel
Last week:
Random Warrior: *adds me to his group as soon as I enter the town*
Me (Dervish): ?? Yes?
RW: Do you have any swords for sale?
Me: (inspecting this warrior-LVL 14 and has Droks armor) Um, No I don't. Dervish don't use swords (usually from my experience).
RW: ... Well, they usually do or at least carry some on them. (kicks me from group).
I then watch him go from warrior to warrior and other chars with the same intent of looking for the random person to find himself a sword.
Random Warrior: *adds me to his group as soon as I enter the town*
Me (Dervish): ?? Yes?
RW: Do you have any swords for sale?
Me: (inspecting this warrior-LVL 14 and has Droks armor) Um, No I don't. Dervish don't use swords (usually from my experience).
RW: ... Well, they usually do or at least carry some on them. (kicks me from group).
I then watch him go from warrior to warrior and other chars with the same intent of looking for the random person to find himself a sword.
FuzzyDoom
Reading all 30 pages FTW!
This was some good stuff...wish I could contribute.
This was some good stuff...wish I could contribute.
Maria The Princess
beat that!
a random PM while i was LFG in temple of ages
a random PM while i was LFG in temple of ages
garethporlest18
Awesome you found someone with a foot fetish.
gogo65uk
Funniest thing I ever saw was a guy/gal with R7 hero title looking for a group in eye of the north to cap ursan. But didn't think to get a screen shot.
*edited to correct grammar mistakes
*edited to correct grammar mistakes
Neo Nugget
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Last Cruzader
Them: Can you powerlevel me, and give me free money?
Them: plz Them: plz Them: plz Me: My account info is [email protected], and my pass is gullible123456789101112. Them: I got you now! He logs off after I set myself to offline. |
Once, i got a random PM, then another guildie got the same one. Forgot what it was it was so long ago.
Accursed
In the guild hall glitch a while back, my friend and I ran Imperial Sanctum mission for money. In one of my last runs, a level 3 necromancer PMed me:
Him: Hey baby, you there? I'm in the mood for some cybering!
Me: ?
Him: OMG OMG OMG. W/c i didnt mean to say that to u!!!!111
Me: Lol it's ok.
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I screenshotted it, but I got a new computer, so I lost it.
Him: Hey baby, you there? I'm in the mood for some cybering!
Me: ?
Him: OMG OMG OMG. W/c i didnt mean to say that to u!!!!111
Me: Lol it's ok.
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I screenshotted it, but I got a new computer, so I lost it.
imnotyourmother
I am Laughing my but off right now!!!
I just get the normal stuff. Like last night there was someone in presearing fort Ranik asking to buy black dye. I opened local chat and said Black dye is 6000-7000 gold in Ascalon City.
I get a Pm from this guy saying who are you?
I told him to F*** off and stop ripping people off. The nerve. to be a D*ck Wad and ripping new people off to the game is S**tty and I called him a D**b A*S
He said what you going to do. I said every time you spam you want to rip them off I will spam the correct price.
he left.
end of story.
I just get the normal stuff. Like last night there was someone in presearing fort Ranik asking to buy black dye. I opened local chat and said Black dye is 6000-7000 gold in Ascalon City.
I get a Pm from this guy saying who are you?
I told him to F*** off and stop ripping people off. The nerve. to be a D*ck Wad and ripping new people off to the game is S**tty and I called him a D**b A*S
He said what you going to do. I said every time you spam you want to rip them off I will spam the correct price.
he left.
end of story.
dilan155
some good and very creepy stories you guys got here,and i read all 31 pages. keep it up guys