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Molock

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Qu??bec

Legacy of Angels [Halo]

E/

13 May 2008 at 15:46 - 481

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiub

oh and this other time i was playing some mission and one of the guys in my party says "shit gotta go some people just broke into my house!" that was weird.

This reminds me of something that happened during a FoW clear. Some guy left for 30-45 minutes and when he returned we asked him where he had gone. "sorry guys, the FBI was at my door and were asking me questions"
yeah, that was a wtf moment.

Himm_Taeguk

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

Huddersfield, UK

TOL (Temple Of Love)

R/

13 May 2008 at 15:53 - 482

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molock

This happened just the other day...

*Random warrior walks up to me*
him (local chat): I love you Alexis (character name)
me: Who are you?
him: want to be my girlfriend?
me: Sure
him: are you actually a girl?
me: nope
*he leaves.. silence in local chat*

I think bloke in my guild has at least one female Char.

mystical nessAL

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2006

DDrk

W/Mo

13 May 2008 at 17:28 - 483

Quote:

Originally Posted by ValaOfTheFens

After I reveal that I'm a girl in real life I get 10 IMs like "Can I see ur MySpace?" or "Will u be my gf?

" Even after I say I'm 24 and don't "date" 14 year olds some don't let up.

WILL YOU BE MY GF

????

Vilaptca

Pre-Searing Vanquisher

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

13 May 2008 at 17:39 - 484

It's not often that I buy things from the Ventari Sell section on Guru, so the day I received a whisper from someone telling me to pick up my item, I was very confused.

Don't have the screenshot anymore, but it went something like this;

him: hey come get your item i'm at gtob id1
me: uhh.....who are you?
him: you bought this from me on guru
me: no i didn't
him: yeah i'm looking at it now
me: uh...i haven't bought anything of guru in months
him: you sure?
me: yeah
him: you're vilaptca from guru
me: yeah but i didn't buy anything from you
him: hmm...
*a couple minutes later*
him: sorry about that earlier, i was looking at someone else's thread and not mine

me: its ok...it happens...

I did a search and I seriously had not bid on anything for like 3 months. Someone bumped a 3 month old thread and this guy found it and got all confused like...at least he took it fairly well...

britnie31

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2007

In HA .. dominating ~

DRKN

13 May 2008 at 18:30 - 485

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adja1005

Player X: "What armour is that"
Me: "Norn, EOTN armour set"
Player X: "Whats EOTN?"
Me: "GW expansion, go wiki it"
Player X: "How do i find the wiki"
Me: "on the internet, heard of google?"
Player X: "How do i access the internet in GW?"
Me: *facepalm*

Priceless these are the ones that happen to me too .. I want to tell the person to uninstall

crazybanshee

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Look out!

E/

13 May 2008 at 22:14 - 486

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molock

This reminds me of something that happened during a FoW clear. Some guy left for 30-45 minutes and when he returned we asked him where he had gone. "sorry guys, the FBI was at my door and were asking me questions"
yeah, that was a wtf moment.

LOL! I think I might have been in the same group as the guy who's house was supposedly being broken into while he was playing GW, and he kept a running 'update' of what was supposedly happening, with the cops showing up and all. Probably all BS but funny anyway.

ceberation

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2008

D/

13 May 2008 at 22:57 - 487

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adja1005

Where to start lol i've had so many moments where i just sit at my keyboard and think "WTF!" to myself...heres the best one i remember.

Player X: "What armour is that"
Me: "Norn, EOTN armour set"
Player X: "Whats EOTN?"
Me: "GW expansion, go wiki it"
Player X: "How do i find the wiki"
Me: "on the internet, heard of google?"
Player X: "How do i access the internet in GW?"
Me: *facepalm*

was that in local? if so i saw that. if not i saw someone else do the same thing

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

13 May 2008 at 23:01 - 488

I think several others will remember this genius.

"Sh*t guys there's someone in my house. Quick. Come to my guild hall!"

Needless to say there are a rather large syncronised laugh over ventrilo at that point.

legion_rat

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

668 the neighbor of the beast

TFK

A/

13 May 2008 at 23:15 - 489

6'4" 220 lbs male)))

I play all female toons, because if I am going to stare at an ass running for an hour or moreI want it to look good.

But, I get lots of "You wanna cyber" crap like others here. My favorite thing isnt weird its just stupid questions.

"How do you make wood?"
Salvage it
"How do you do that?"
With salvage kits
"What do I do with the stuff after I salvage it?"
make weapons, armor, assisted suicide kits....
"What do I need a suicide kit for?"
Me

~the rat~

crazybanshee

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Look out!

E/

14 May 2008 at 00:41 - 490

I just saw in party search in kamadan someone had WTB tarde contacts

Now I assume they meant trade contracts, but I LOL'd anyway.

rohan boru

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2007

Desolate Complexity [ONE]

E/

14 May 2008 at 02:29 - 491

I was on my Female mesmer in Augury Rock and a short mesmer fellow came up to me and started /point ing my char's breasts XD He PM'd me saying I was the hottest mesmer he had every seen and to cyber with him... and me ith my humor did :P

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

14 May 2008 at 13:31 - 492

... :|

Tatile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Stygian Disciples of Tenebrasus

N/Me

14 May 2008 at 17:28 - 493

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taurucis

... :|

Who doesn't like yaoi?

I kid, I kid.

So, you've got a reputation for that kind of thing or something? Because techincally, I should have.

<.<
>.>
*ninja away*

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

14 May 2008 at 20:07 - 494

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tatile

Who doesn't like yaoi?

I kid, I kid.

So, you've got a reputation for that kind of thing or something? Because techincally, I should have.

<.<
>.>
*ninja away*

I know it's incredibly odd, but Gundam yaoi (between robots, not people XP) is the only yaoi that I like.

I did give the guy a link to a picture, by the way.

...Dun hurt me >.>

Tender Care

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2008

Blackwater Park

MpF

P/

15 May 2008 at 15:48 - 495

A dude about 20 mins ago in Kamadan eng dis was spamming: WTB gold weapons....

So i whisped: what kind of weapons u need??
HE: Ele/war weapons only
Me: (add him in team, he was ele/war lvl 20) ok check these (open trade)

Offer: Perfect Runic blade req 9, platinum wand for ele, igneous blade for caster, PYROCLASTIC AXE req 9.

1 minute after

HE: ok i can give u 300g for the axe
ME: o_O Do u have any idea of the price of this axes??
HE: sorry i don't have much cash atm
ME: they are worth like 100k+30/40ectos req 9
HE: i can offer you 500g
ME: (close trade and kick from team)

Earth

Always Outnumbered

Join Date: Jul 2006

15 May 2008 at 17:02 - 496

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSlayer

I think several others will remember this genius.

"Sh*t guys there's someone in my house. Quick. Come to my guild hall!"

Needless to say there are a rather large syncronised laugh over ventrilo at that point.

Oh damn that was awesome.

Stranger The Ranger

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

Those Netherlands

Dynasty Warriors [DW]

R/

15 May 2008 at 17:25 - 497

Some dude challenged me for a 1vs1 Assassin duel, I used the standard AoD/Shock Build, and guess what? He couldnt beat me >.>

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

15 May 2008 at 21:31 - 498

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stranger The Ranger

Some dude challenged me for a 1vs1 Assassin duel, I used the standard AoD/Shock Build, and guess what? He couldnt beat me >.>

His "mates uncles brother" would be either his father, or his uncle, seeing as how your uncles brother is just another uncle o_O

But yeah...that's fail.

Himm_Taeguk

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

Huddersfield, UK

TOL (Temple Of Love)

R/

17 May 2008 at 19:22 - 499

Just a random char in Kamdan Last Night (each colour is a seprate person)

hakon

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Mar 2008

rhode island

W/Rt

18 May 2008 at 02:16 - 500

my weirdest is i was powerleveling guys in drok with my 55 and 1 of the guys was running arround saying "i am the red king so u all can fking die" he was saying this to the thing i was killing and then when he leveld uo he didnt pay me.

Tender Care

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2008

Blackwater Park

MpF

P/

21 May 2008 at 08:32 - 501

The other day in Kamadan there was a dude dervish that open trade with me and this was what he offered:

and my face looked like this: o_O

Edit: deleted player name in team panel, i apologize!

ReiNaruto

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

Valencia, Spain

Green Arse Team

21 May 2008 at 10:03 - 502

I still can see the nickname of the dude on the Party Panel.

XxkanexX

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: May 2008

[EnD]

D/W

21 May 2008 at 13:21 - 503

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyktos

Guy: hay u a ninja
Me: It's called Assassin not Ninja
Guy: omg thats racist against ninjas

Xd thats like one time i was on my derivhs in piken square i had a guy ask me where i got my grim reaper aromor

i told him it was ancheint armor dyed black

he said eh wanted his ranger to get grim reaper armor.

'

antoher time in ab on ym same derv a guy asked how did i change from a boy dervish to a gril mesmer?

i said it was the avatar of lyssa, he said oh well i wana turn my ranger into a chick -_-

Tender Care

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2008

Blackwater Park

MpF

P/

21 May 2008 at 14:16 - 504

I forgot a 1 vs 1 with my guild leader: me dervish with elite [vow of silence], he was mesmer/sin and that was his pvp char.

Fight begin: cast some enchants and [vow of silence] i run to him and kill him in 10 secs.... he begin disappointing and offending like: stupid dervish with Vow of Silence, u are really unfair using Vow of Silence against a mesmer......XD

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

21 May 2008 at 15:46 - 505

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tender Care

HE: ok i can give u 300g for the axe
ME: o_O Do u have any idea of the price of this axes??
HE: sorry i don't have much cash atm
ME: they are worth like 100k+30/40ectos req 9
HE: i can offer you 500g
ME: (close trade and kick from team)

I've let the conversation go on a bit before. 9/10 times it ends up:

HE: u wil trade for 6 yellow dyes kk?
Me: No.
HE: ok 6 yellow dyes and 3 silver dyes kk?

...

Makes me chuckle.

Kali Magdalene

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2006

Washington

N/

21 May 2008 at 19:22 - 506

I was invited to AB with some alliance members, and since I'd never PVPed before, I picked up a stupid touch ranger build just for ease of use. The alliance leader also brought a ranger, but not a touch ranger.

So, we go in to fight, I kill the first guy I meet, and he follows the other ranger around calling him a noob and yelling at him for playing a flavor of the month.

I mean, seriously, he had a bow out, I had an axe and an offhand.

I also liked the pure angry outrage that anyone would dare play a build that would kill his character.

Tender Care

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2008

Blackwater Park

MpF

P/

22 May 2008 at 08:01 - 507

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kali Magdalene

I was invited to AB with some alliance members, and since I'd never PVPed before, I picked up a stupid touch ranger build just for ease of use. The alliance leader also brought a ranger, but not a touch ranger.

So, we go in to fight, I kill the first guy I meet, and he follows the other ranger around calling him a noob and yelling at him for playing a flavor of the month.

I mean, seriously, he had a bow out, I had an axe and an offhand.

I also liked the pure angry outrage that anyone would dare play a build that would kill his character.

Forgot also a similar situation with my derv in RA: all my team mates were dead and i had used res...of the other team there were only a spoil victory necro and an ele..they also had no more res.......I put on VoS and go to kill necro but as he was sin secondary he began shadow stepping around while the ele was hitting me with the staff....
Finally i begin to kill necro always running and shadowstepping around...Their team began calling me noob when i killed necro...I went on alone 1vs2 for many minutes and at the end we lost cos they had more kills then we had.
When ppl notice they cannot kill you or that u actually are pawning them begin to call you noob just cos they are losing....

Zaris

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2007

The Netherlands

22 May 2008 at 08:40 - 508

you me guild?

Courage!

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2008

Australia

Mo/

22 May 2008 at 11:34 - 509

lol i did this in UW i was on my warrior thought i was on my Necro and i started spamming "SS Looking For 55 Monk For UW" about 30 mins in someone told me shouldnt i be a necro

blooQkazoo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

23 May 2008 at 01:28 - 510

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaris

you me guild?

that made me laugh quite a bit

wu is me

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2007

23 May 2008 at 01:41 - 511

heh I was in Kamaden having fun with an IRL friend, and he started giving away free junk. He just said "GIVING AWAY FREE BROWN DYE"...

Me: OMFG free BROWN DYE! is that liek rarer than black?
randoms: no(they pm'd me, nice ppl i'd say =P)
Me: WTB brown DYE 100k!
interested seller(S): i got a brown dye
Me: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
m: there now gimme my dye
-Now he comes up and opens chat with me.... so i trade give him 100g just for the hell of it =P
Me(local chat): LOL SCAMMED I PUT 100g NOT 100K int trade chat w00t brown dye 100g!
S: lol i don't care
- of course we all know who really got scammed right

later on i put in the party search " WTS Embrace 10k"
quite a few ppl pm'd me =P nobody gave me money -_-

Oh yes, and another time i was spamming "For all your gaming needs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU Fast delivery!"
Ppl actually reported me ^^(no ban =])

Himm_Taeguk

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

Huddersfield, UK

TOL (Temple Of Love)

R/

06 Jun 2008 at 14:52 - 512

Was in Ruins of Morah last night and someone said something along the lines of:

Going Soloing anyone want to come along?

/smackhead

I grabbed a screeny but havn't got it with me

Himm

Yol

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

GameAmp Guides [AMP]

E/

16 Jun 2008 at 12:14 - 513

Random line from LA a couple of nights ago, by a character that wasn't a sin...speaks for itself...
[edit] image removed

RhanoctJocosa

Legendary Korean

Join Date: Aug 2006

The Benecia Renovatio [RenO]

W/

16 Jun 2008 at 12:16 - 514

wanna go to a club where people wee on eachother

Quote:

Originally Posted by wu is me

heh I was in Kamaden having fun with an IRL friend, and he started giving away free junk. He just said "GIVING AWAY FREE BROWN DYE"...

Me: OMFG free BROWN DYE! is that liek rarer than black?
randoms: no(they pm'd me, nice ppl i'd say =P)
Me: WTB brown DYE 100k!
interested seller(S): i got a brown dye
Me: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
m: there now gimme my dye
-Now he comes up and opens chat with me.... so i trade give him 100g just for the hell of it =P
Me(local chat): LOL SCAMMED I PUT 100g NOT 100K int trade chat w00t brown dye 100g!
S: lol i don't care
- of course we all know who really got scammed right

later on i put in the party search " WTS Embrace 10k"
quite a few ppl pm'd me =P nobody gave me money -_-

Oh yes, and another time i was spamming "For all your gaming needs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU Fast delivery!"
Ppl actually reported me ^^(no ban =])

i want to hurt you

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

16 Jun 2008 at 12:29 - 515

Yesterday I went for a UW speed clear on my necro; I usually go N/W to meet my shield's req. I get an invite from a guy who's forming a group, I accept, and he spams for monks. One guy self-invites and the conversation goes like this.

Monk: at me: lol 55 necro
Me: *pings bar* I'm a N/W ursan...
Monk: is this fow???
Leader: UW.

Mmmmkay... I wonder where he got that I was a 55 necro for FOW.

Made me chuckle.

Akaraxle

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Italy

E/

16 Jun 2008 at 12:34 - 516

On vent: "You sound Dutch."

HAH?

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2007

E/

16 Jun 2008 at 12:43 - 517

epicness...

Targren

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Primeval Warlords[wuw]

R/

16 Jun 2008 at 18:01 - 518

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSlayer

His "mates uncles brother" would be either his father, or his uncle, seeing as how your uncles brother is just another uncle o_O

It was his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate.

Tirinoarim

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jun 2008

Temple Of Love

W/

18 Jun 2008 at 12:51 - 519

I was recenlty in Kamadan (Europe - English - 1) and this American guy (P1) was doing some "Euro-bashing" (WTF 1 = Why in Euro dist!?) to me and another guy (P2), in caps of course. Anyways, the conversation goes something like this

P1: YOU ARE ALL EURO TRASH
P2: WTF?
P1: YOU WAVED WHITE FLAG TO AMERICANS IN WWII
Me: We're from UK? You even know when WWII was?
P1: 40 YEARS AGO DUMB ASS
Me: 1968!? WTF?
P2: LMAO
P1: WHERE IN UK DO YOU LIVE EURO TRASH?
Me: Why, what you gonna do?
P1: IM GONNA COME OVER
Me: To UK?
P2: What, your dogs face?
P1: MAYBE

Best damned put-down I ever heard. I'm still unsure which of us he was saying "MAYBE" to...

dilan155

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2007

living room

N/

18 Jun 2008 at 13:12 - 520

wow this thread is creepy, havent gotten pm from anyone besides my friends and i dont play PvE females so idk dont got any stories