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Malice Black

Site Legend

Join Date: Oct 2005

12 Apr 2008 at 22:21 - 441

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaos Theory Pvp

Just a few nights ago selling a Mini mallyx in lions I got this PM
' Do you go down on your mallyx? ' so my reply went along the lines of
' Wow ..OK so I guess your about 9 years old with that random humour '

Turns out he was genuinely asking about a reduction in price and we somehow managed a farewell in a friendly manner...

I blame poor english and not my dirty mind

Since when did you start playing again? Spil was even online today. Lots of old timers are returning

MagicalHobo

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

Kindred Order of Souls [KOS]

D/

12 Apr 2008 at 23:27 - 442

...

Harvester of Sorrows

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2008

The Fathers of Faith

D/

13 Apr 2008 at 01:16 - 443

This guy who just joined our guild had to let us know that he could stuff himself in a tuba case.

Deadshot Seven

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

A/

13 Apr 2008 at 07:27 - 444

I'm usually the one who says weird random crap to people.
Like one day I just went around pming people-
"Can I have a free bannana?"
Needless to say I never got that bannana...
...
...
...
Get your minds out of the gutter. >=(

Fear Me!

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

E/R

16 Apr 2008 at 09:33 - 445

Sexual advances on my person via my characters. It never, ever fails.

distilledwill

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2006

Blighty

The Legion of the Blue Blade

R/Mo

16 Apr 2008 at 09:45 - 446

A person who was getting a bit of abuse in temple of balth, people were calling him names and he was spamming "LF Friendly Guild!". I felt sorry for him, so sent him an invite. He immediately asked if we were friendly, then complained about his previous guild not being friendly enough, I assured him that we are very friendly and he accepted the invite.

Once he got in, he immediately asked for a 1v1 vs a melee character to test his new build, I switched to my warrior to try him out.

He was using a trapping build which I could see from a mile away, this is the interaction that we had:

before the start:

me: "GL"
him: "yup"
*run to centre, i see him setting traps, I run around them and attack him*
him: "OMG! OMG! WHAT THE HELL! STOP ATTACKING ME!"
me: "wuh?"
him: "OMG! YOU SAID YOU WERE FRIENDLY!!!! OMG OMG!"
me: "this is a 1v1 isnt it? I think you'd better calm down"
him: "CALM DOWN?! OMG! YOU'RE TAKING CHEAP SHOTS ON ME! OMG! F@#K YOU!"
*by this point im just standing there and hes running around in a circle*
me: "ok, I'm beginning to see why you got kicked from your previous guild. I won't stand for abuse in my guild, either you calm down or get out"
him: "OMG OMG! F@#KING KICK ME! F@#KING KICK ME!"

*he proceeds to spam the above comment in guild chat*

I duly obliged. Funnily enough, only the 2nd worst guild member we've ever had.

Reflect

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2007

Varna,Bulgaria

Glob Of Ectospasm [GoE]

W/

16 Apr 2008 at 10:52 - 447

i was on my female pre ele...so some guys payed me 10k to strip-dance ^^

Widowmaker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

N/

16 Apr 2008 at 12:11 - 448

I really like the shield for my warrior, but not that much.

RandomRanger

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

25 Apr 2008 at 07:23 - 449

^From out of the blue.

Kikuta

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2006

Western Australia

[ICE]

25 Apr 2008 at 07:32 - 450

Quote:

Originally Posted by Widowmaker

I really like the shield for my warrior, but not that much.

I LOL'D!

12 chars.

Buzzer

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

Australia

25 Apr 2008 at 08:14 - 451

wut

I get this after helping this guy with the moa chick.

ragnagard

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2007

In Spain, of course

Gamer Espa??ol[GE]

N/Mo

25 Apr 2008 at 10:39 - 452

Me: WTS Dervish elite tome
Whisp guy: Hey, what attribute is it for?
Me: emm... it's to learn any elite dervish skill you have unlocked man.... :S
Whisp guy: yeah yeah i know, but what att?
....
....

(On My main, Ranger)
Whisper Guy 2: Hey can you give me some cash? I want to buy a new elite armor. I promise to give it to you plus a 90% bonus in a day
....

(On one of my beautiful female chars :P)
Whisp Guy 3: Hey, where are you from?
Me: Sorry, i dont want to have a online boyfriend. and do you realize that most guys wear a female character just for fun?
Whisp Guy 3: Ok. You'r a bit arrogant, arent you? I was only going to ask you to give me some money...

Dragons Avatar

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2007

None

A/E

25 Apr 2008 at 14:35 - 453

Nightfall.. Yohlon Haven i believe

I was on my Ranger helping out a friend
shes on her Paragon

Both on ventrilo when she starts telling me about some guy asking her if she wants to be his ingame girlfriend..

so i figured id mess with him a little, she gave me his ign. I pm'ed him
Me "what do you think you're doing talking to my girl like that"
Him "Is she your real girlfriend"
Me "yea she is, so quit buggin her"
Him "can i have her for just ingame"
Me "dude whats wrong with you rofl"
Him "ill pay you"
Me "wtf???"
Him "ill give you 5k per day"
*interesting*
Me "lmfao, 5k isnt enough, you can have her for 25k per day"
Him "no i want to buy her presents aswell"
*lol........*
Me "how old are you dude.."
Him "im 14"
Me "Shes 37"
Him "i dont care"
before i could think of a response to that :S
Him "i love her"

aaaaaand ignore...

and offcourse as sooo many ppl.. getting hit on while ur on a female char.. after 3 years it still cracks me up

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

25 Apr 2008 at 15:46 - 454

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragons Avatar

Nightfall.. Yohlon Haven i believe

I was on my Ranger helping out a friend
shes on her Paragon

Both on ventrilo when she starts telling me about some guy asking her if she wants to be his ingame girlfriend..

so i figured id mess with him a little, she gave me his ign. I pm'ed him
*SNIP*

Reminds me of something that happened to me a while back. I was in the middle of a FoW run, either on my war or my necro (I don't even remember) but one of my friends tells us, in alliance chat, that some guy asked her to be his slave. Immediately I ask for the name, and I start messing with the guy. It went something like this... :

Me: I heard you want a female slave...
Guy: yh i wnt a slave, will u be???
Me: Why not?
Guy: will u do whteva i tell u???
Me: I guess.
Guy: will u kiss my feet it i tell u 2?? <<< lol
Guy: will u kiss me???? <<< LMAO
Me: Brb.
*5 mins after, spent killing a couple mob x]*
Me: Ok back
Guy: wb slave
Me: ... You actually believe me?
Guy: u said u wud b, so yh. so can u kiss my feet now???
Me: ... You realize I'm not even female?
Guy: idc, ur my slave, but i g2g now, iv aded u to list n i'll pm u 2morrow, bb

Never even seen the guy online after x].

Jumping Is Uselss

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

-... . .... .. -. -.. / -.-- --- ..-

25 Apr 2008 at 17:40 - 455

Someone actually whispered me the entire Rick roll song while I was afk

Sir Pandra Pierva

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2007

Sardelec yelling at Tenshi

Angels Of Strife

E/

25 Apr 2008 at 21:30 - 456

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jumping Is Uselss

Someone actually whispered me the entire Rick roll song while I was afk

rofle

i just ahd some random guy PMing about how he owned me in RA 2 min ago...and during that time i was supposedly in RA i was farming the fow beach?

since when did they add RA fow farming?

Nazar Razak

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

25 Apr 2008 at 22:35 - 457

I decided to make a new Ele PvP char Female. After literally 10 seconds, some guy PMs me "hey, how are you?"
me, thinking that i may have forgotten about someone, i say "im fine, sorry but, do i know you?"
him: "nah, im just asking how you are :]"
*5 mins later*
me: "I am a guy btw, this is just a female char"
him: "DAMNIT"..."well you are really hot for a guy"
me: "and proud

"

Ferret Deathsquad

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2008

Boston, Mass

W/Rt

06 May 2008 at 14:01 - 458

This guy name Steve plotting to kill me and this guy named weasel. oh yeah he is from Canada too.

Thierry2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2006

The Netherlands

Mo/

06 May 2008 at 14:08 - 459

Someone PMed me and started insulting me because, according to him, i stole his name (The Helping Hand).

MasterSasori

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2007

USA

[Thay]

R/Mo

06 May 2008 at 19:16 - 460

I was playing AB and there was this Russian guy calling my friend a "fish." It was supposed to be an insult of some sort.

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2007

E/

06 May 2008 at 19:27 - 461

someone in my guild singing YMCA
oh wait that was me

Adja1005

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2008

Scotland

R/

07 May 2008 at 01:09 - 462

Where to start lol i've had so many moments where i just sit at my keyboard and think "WTF!" to myself...heres the best one i remember.

Player X: "What armour is that"
Me: "Norn, EOTN armour set"
Player X: "Whats EOTN?"
Me: "GW expansion, go wiki it"
Player X: "How do i find the wiki"
Me: "on the internet, heard of google?"
Player X: "How do i access the internet in GW?"
Me: *facepalm*

doudou_steve

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2007

Canada

Guildless QQ

W/

07 May 2008 at 20:50 - 463

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferret Deathsquad

This guy name Steve plotting to kill me and this guy named weasel. oh yeah he is from Canada too.

And i shall not fail!

Watch out for my next plan...mwhahahHAHAHAHhahahaha

Yol

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

GameAmp Guides [AMP]

E/

08 May 2008 at 08:50 - 464

I found myself in one of the lesser-used districts of Kamadan last night, and was reminded that the use of abbreviations isn't always appropriate...

Newbie: "Help my, new necro paragon. Where is sunspear skills guy and what skills i get?"
Me: "He's in the south-west corner by the dye seller. You can get Necrosis and TNTF."
Newbie: "What is TNTF?"
Random interjector: "Try Not To Fart!"

Ferret Deathsquad

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2008

Boston, Mass

W/Rt

08 May 2008 at 16:44 - 465

Its ok Steve, you had your chance to get Weasel and I last night while doing some ABing. You missed you chance. Its ok I got a hockey stick with your name on it. ::smirk::

Cheif Tapinthat

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2008

The Outspoken [TO]

W/N

08 May 2008 at 16:47 - 466

*head/desk*

dunky_g

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

[SNOW]

08 May 2008 at 16:47 - 467

Quote:

Originally Posted by N1ghtstalker

someone in my guild singing YMCA
oh wait that was me

It's not funny if you post something that you have said, it's like laughing at your own jokes.

It's Lame.

zamial

Site Contributor

Join Date: Apr 2006

Usa

TKC

N/

08 May 2008 at 17:38 - 468

In DOA "Where do I cap vent?"

The Red Messenger

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

America

12 May 2008 at 20:01 - 469

Was in lvl 10 ascalon arenas (bored)...my teammate breaks the silence after like our 20th win:

"can you get to hall of heroes from here?"

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2007

E/

12 May 2008 at 20:09 - 470

someone on GC: women always complain! you can f*ck a woman with a diamond d*ck and let her come ten times! she'll still complain!

Alex the Great

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

America.....got a problem with that?

[Lite]

W/

12 May 2008 at 22:26 - 471

Quote:

Originally Posted by N1ghtstalker

someone on GC: women always complain! you can f*ck a woman with a diamond d*ck and let her come ten times! she'll still complain!

QFT

i got another weird thing to post

one of my guildies was talking about alliance battles, and he's a new guy.

him- WTF, some guy just owned me
me- who?
him- idk, but i want to get the skill he used, where can i cap base defense?

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

12 May 2008 at 22:37 - 472

I hate to bump this, but i have still not found a higher level of stupidity that I've come across yet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yichi

This would probably get my vote. Also would get my vote for the most fail as well. (note: its the reddish/pink colored bar)

doudou_steve

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2007

Canada

Guildless QQ

W/

13 May 2008 at 01:27 - 473

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex the Great

QFT

i got another weird thing to post

one of my guildies was talking about alliance battles, and he's a new guy.

him- WTF, some guy just owned me
me- who?
him- idk, but i want to get the skill he used, where can i cap base defense?

Oh wow, is that proving that most noobs are in AB?

Smile Like Umean It

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

E/Rt

13 May 2008 at 02:58 - 474

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yichi

I hate to bump this, but i have still not found a higher level of stupidity that I've come across yet.

It's a wtf moment, but I wouldn't call it a higher level of stupidity. How do you know they hadn't just gotten into the game not long before that or they could have just thought you were having a wtf moment and not totally understood.

kade

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2005

Currently residing in ToA dis 1

Mo/

13 May 2008 at 03:34 - 475

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheif Tapinthat

*head/desk*

wow...just....wow....

Spazzer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2006

USA

Team Asshat [Hat]

Mo/E

13 May 2008 at 08:06 - 476

"joy Stroke, Very Disfavor!"

Mystica

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Germany

[金金金金]

Me/W

13 May 2008 at 12:22 - 477

My main char is I Dr Pepper I and some months ago I received a whisper with "Hey. Do you like Dr Pepper or why the name?". Actually I took the time to explain, that an old guild of mine was named No Candy For You and that some of us wanted another "tasty" name so we formed Soda Pops and used names like I Coke I, I Pepsi I and my I Dr Pepper I. I have no clue what came into his mind but he started insulting me with "COKE IS WAY BETTER SON OF A B***" and "F*** YOU DR PEPPER LOVER" for about 20 minutes without a single response from my side. He became the first person ever on my GW ignore list. I still don't get what turned the normal convo into an insult spam.

Another one:

Someone was spamming that he sells GW keys for 100k. I whispered him that it is pretty cheap for a scam and that he can count on some reports.

10 minutes later I got the following whisper.

"Aaron man change your status to offline after they pay and wait 30 mins."

Me: "You should seriously watch your whispers...reported with screenshot btw."
Him: "F*** YOU!"
Me: "yw" Player XXX is not online. <- mkay

Himm_Taeguk

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

Huddersfield, UK

TOL (Temple Of Love)

R/

13 May 2008 at 12:27 - 478

A guildie once posted "1" in the guild chat by mistake when we were starting a mission. Easy mistake, we all had a laugh posting silly numbers, blah blah blah.

We all calmed down, I asked: Rdy?
He replied "1" in the Guild chat again.

My response in the guild chat was
/fai;

Oh the irony.

Mystica

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Germany

[金金金金]

Me/W

13 May 2008 at 12:29 - 479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himm_Taeguk

A guildie once posted "1" in the guild chat by mistake when we were starting a mission. Easy mistake, we all had a laugh posting silly numbers, blah blah blah.

We all calmed down, I asked: Rdy?
He replied "1" in the Guild chat again.

My response in the guild chat was
/fai;

Oh the irony.

Hah that happened to me min 100 times since I tend to chat with my guild/ally while forming groups.

I found an easy counter though. I am guildless now

Molock

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Qu??bec

Legacy of Angels [Halo]

E/

13 May 2008 at 15:35 - 480

This happened just the other day...

*Random warrior walks up to me*
him (local chat): I love you Alexis (character name)
me: Who are you?
him: want to be my girlfriend?
me: Sure
him: are you actually a girl?
me: nope
*he leaves.. silence in local chat*