I just got whispered... out of nowhere
Person: Stop, Spam time
Person: Hello? Your being spammed say something
Me: Do I know you?
Person: I saw your name on Guru
Me: ok so what do you want
Person: Your so nub lol
Me: Im a profession nub >.>
person: Wtf are you emo? u put ur self down, go slit your wrists , go be like micheal jackson and shit
Me: ?????
Person: Stop talking RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin emo
>.>
Im going to remove everything that has my name on it now...
Strangest thing that someone said to you
ensoriki
Sleeper Service
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Originally Posted by ensoriki
I just got whispered... out of nowhere
Person: Stop, Spam time Person: Hello? Your being spammed say something Me: Do I know you? Person: I saw your name on Guru Me: ok so what do you want Person: Your so nub lol Me: Im a profession nub >.> person: Wtf are you emo? u put ur self down, go slit your wrists , go be like micheal jackson and shit Me: ????? Person: Stop talking RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin emo >.> Im going to remove everything that has my name on it now... |
Pyrea
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Originally Posted by ensoriki
I just got whispered... out of nowhere Person: Stop, Spam time Person: Hello? Your being spammed say something Me: Do I know you? Person: I saw your name on Guru Me: ok so what do you want Person: Your so nub lol Me: Im a profession nub >.> person: Wtf are you emo? u put ur self down, go slit your wrists , go be like micheal jackson and shit Me: ????? Person: Stop talking RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin emo >.> Im going to remove everything that has my name on it now... |
TheRaven
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That is a BIG lol, you should have given them a freephone number for a counsellor/psychiatrist...
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Painbringer
Just last week my daughter was sick and I had all day, so I rolled a Mesmer for some low level Noob PVP in factions. I ran a dancing dagger/entangling asp/ signet of toxic shock / empathy build. There were very few people playing so you got the same group of people playing mixed match all afternoon. I had a sin in my group talking up a storm trying for 1 vs.1 with a warrior on the other team. The warrior said “I am not afraid of you sin it’s that Mesmer over there that scares me”.
Orange Milk
Yesterday I rolled a Thumper into RA, someone asked me why Rangers never carry bows. I told them mine was at the cleaners. they replied "oh sorry"
The funniest thing ever was the other day on pokerstars te otherday, sittin at a table we were all kinda shootint he breeze and outta nowhere this guy says:
"I'm being cremated at 4 oclock today"
dunno why, but at the time it was just plain funny.
The funniest thing ever was the other day on pokerstars te otherday, sittin at a table we were all kinda shootint he breeze and outta nowhere this guy says:
"I'm being cremated at 4 oclock today"
dunno why, but at the time it was just plain funny.
Chthon
If you don't mind me inserting an old-time D2 tale, back in D2 there was an option to send a whisper to your entire friends list at once. Sometimes people would accidentally send all-friends whispers when they meant to be having private discussions. The oddest and most disturbing went something like this:
Some Guy: "You should get <Brand X>! My GF and I use <Brand X> anal beads. They don't get stuck as much as other brands."
I promptly removed him from my f-list.
Some Guy: "You should get <Brand X>! My GF and I use <Brand X> anal beads. They don't get stuck as much as other brands."
I promptly removed him from my f-list.
Ekelon
Ohh, here's a good one I get at least once every day when I'm playing guild wars.
They pm me saying, "Hi, Can you give me all your hero battle builds?"
Me: "Yes, 10k for builds+equipment"
Them: "Then I'll just go watch you and obs mode and get all your builds anyways."
Me: "You should've done that in the first place without pm'ing me then."
Them: no response.
People these days expect to get free builds? They can already copy obs mode builds for HvH. How much lazier can you get. -_-
They pm me saying, "Hi, Can you give me all your hero battle builds?"
Me: "Yes, 10k for builds+equipment"
Them: "Then I'll just go watch you and obs mode and get all your builds anyways."
Me: "You should've done that in the first place without pm'ing me then."
Them: no response.
People these days expect to get free builds? They can already copy obs mode builds for HvH. How much lazier can you get. -_-
ensoriki
I hate RA =P
Getting Team spiked because they seem the name Ensoriki >.>
Getting Team spiked because they seem the name Ensoriki >.>
Kityn
Once in awhile I would get a random PM about how sexy my toon looks. Kinda creeps me out since I am a guy playing a a female toon.
Ekelon
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Originally Posted by czymann
Once in awhile I would get a random PM about how sexy my toon looks. Kinda creeps me out since I am a guy playing a a female toon.
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But then again since it's the norm for video gamers, it can't really be considered creepy.
VanDamselx
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Originally Posted by HawkofStorms
Sounds similar to some stuff I heard in DoA.
Radom guy: What profession has the skill vent? Sigh... |
ensoriki
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People these days expect to get free builds? They can already copy obs mode builds for HvH. How much lazier can you get. -_- |
Drag and dropping the skills takes forever.
And Copy and pasting the template code takes like.....freaking ctrl+v
Thats lame
Ekelon
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Can you send me the template code?
Drag and dropping the skills takes forever. And Copy and pasting the template code takes like.....freaking ctrl+v Thats lame |
This is why I liked hero battles before observer mode, even though a certain build did dominate the ladder.
Kityn
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It's also pretty creepy that you're a guy who plays "sexy" female toons
But then again since it's the norm for video gamers, it can't really be considered creepy. |
ShadowsRequiem
Was spamming to buy a Tormented Sword in Kamadan dis 1 When I got a pm saying "I'll sell it to you for 100k+20e since its caster modded(15-20e less then what everyone else wanted). But you'll have to help me vanquish an area of my choice."
Sure why not XD I dunno if he saw my WTB on here or was just a random person... But i'm actually going to help him
Sure why not XD I dunno if he saw my WTB on here or was just a random person... But i'm actually going to help him
Chrono Re delle Ere
zomg. Man, vanquishing an area gives you like...3k golds in the croudy areas. You are gonna get like 20e from vanquishing. GZ xD
Chik N Nuggets
wierdest thing today... i saw ensorki in RA lol
free_fall
One of my chars has a name which is analogous to "large .... ".
Someone once PM'd the following:
Them: I want to spread my legs for you and bear your children.
Me: ---
Them: We will raise them to be strong and fearless.
Well! I was too startled to respond. I was chatting with a lady friend at the time and relayed this to her and we both had a good laugh.
The almost poetical turns of phrase has made me always remember this incident.
Someone once PM'd the following:
Them: I want to spread my legs for you and bear your children.
Me: ---
Them: We will raise them to be strong and fearless.
Well! I was too startled to respond. I was chatting with a lady friend at the time and relayed this to her and we both had a good laugh.
The almost poetical turns of phrase has made me always remember this incident.
MagmaRed
I was playing Fort Aspenwood on my Monk (Luxon side). I found I ran into SP Sins and lots of Necro/Mez hexes, so made a new build. I ended up using [skill]Divert Hexes[/skill].
I had to laugh at the Mesmer I ran into though. Wish I would have paid attention to the hexes, to find out what his attributes were, but I was poisoned and bleeding from a Ranger, and ended up with the Mesmer casting the following on me, in this order.
[skill]Backfire[/skill][skill]Empathy[/skill][skill]Conjure Phantasm[/skill]
One divert and I lost all the hexes and conditions, and gained health.
As soon as I did that, the Mesmer started saying I was a hacker. LOL I found out later why he thought that. I wanded him for a 1 hit kill! Not really, but I wanded him at the same time the Siege Turtle hit him, and after I had removed Empathy (lol, on a Monk). When I said Divert FTW! in local chat, I only saw that Mez say one more thing.... and he had been talking the whole time. His response was:
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I had to laugh at the Mesmer I ran into though. Wish I would have paid attention to the hexes, to find out what his attributes were, but I was poisoned and bleeding from a Ranger, and ended up with the Mesmer casting the following on me, in this order.
[skill]Backfire[/skill][skill]Empathy[/skill][skill]Conjure Phantasm[/skill]
One divert and I lost all the hexes and conditions, and gained health.
As soon as I did that, the Mesmer started saying I was a hacker. LOL I found out later why he thought that. I wanded him for a 1 hit kill! Not really, but I wanded him at the same time the Siege Turtle hit him, and after I had removed Empathy (lol, on a Monk). When I said Divert FTW! in local chat, I only saw that Mez say one more thing.... and he had been talking the whole time. His response was:
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ensoriki
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wierdest thing today... i saw ensorki in RA lol
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I'm a 9000th level Ultra Noob, and its contagious, meeting me is not a good thing >.>
Baraden
Okay, so I was standing outside of Beacons Perch on the Lonars pass side getting ready to do a test run to droks with a friend when suddenly this guy whispers me. Here is how the conversaion went (Or at least close to it):
Him: Hey
Me: Hello...?
Him: So, do you want to do it tonight?
Me: ???
Him: Weren't we gonna do it tonight?
Me: What are you talking about?
Him: But we talked about it, remember? We agreed earliar.
Me: I've never met you before. And I would really prefer not to talk about this.
Him: WTH? We agreed man. I put you on my friends list after we talked about it.
Me: Well, that can't be true because I've never met you before.
Him: Wait a second.
(I am assuming he checked his friends list at this point)
Him: OMG!
Me: :P
Him: Oh, man, I am so sorry!
Me: :P Told you so.
Him: Hey, man, I am really sorry about this! Please, can you just forget this ever happened?
Me: Sure, lol
Him: OMG, I am so sorry.
And I don't remember much else besides the fact that I was disturbed and probably will be for the rest of my life.
PS. I was a guy character at the time and he was a guy (guessing by his name) so that was really creepy as well.
Him: Hey
Me: Hello...?
Him: So, do you want to do it tonight?
Me: ???
Him: Weren't we gonna do it tonight?
Me: What are you talking about?
Him: But we talked about it, remember? We agreed earliar.
Me: I've never met you before. And I would really prefer not to talk about this.
Him: WTH? We agreed man. I put you on my friends list after we talked about it.
Me: Well, that can't be true because I've never met you before.
Him: Wait a second.
(I am assuming he checked his friends list at this point)
Him: OMG!
Me: :P
Him: Oh, man, I am so sorry!
Me: :P Told you so.
Him: Hey, man, I am really sorry about this! Please, can you just forget this ever happened?
Me: Sure, lol
Him: OMG, I am so sorry.
And I don't remember much else besides the fact that I was disturbed and probably will be for the rest of my life.
PS. I was a guy character at the time and he was a guy (guessing by his name) so that was really creepy as well.
bobrath
Not terribly strange... but made me smile none-the-less.
ABing last night as a ranger and I see a toucher running up to "battle". Drop a burning arrow in his lap with a little poison to go with it and then begin calmly backing up in a circle around the ranger shrine. Dropped another burning whenever it wore off. Yes he died.
Since its AB, I of course watched the global chat line and was rewarded with "OMG stupid runner!! fight me!"
Its almost as if they never met up with someone that knew a toucher had to ... TOUCH you.
ABing last night as a ranger and I see a toucher running up to "battle". Drop a burning arrow in his lap with a little poison to go with it and then begin calmly backing up in a circle around the ranger shrine. Dropped another burning whenever it wore off. Yes he died.
Since its AB, I of course watched the global chat line and was rewarded with "OMG stupid runner!! fight me!"
Its almost as if they never met up with someone that knew a toucher had to ... TOUCH you.
Darkobra
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I am a guy, but I have some female characters. I recall a discussion with some random guy in one of the outposts who tried hitting on me when I was playing my female necro. After a number of ridiculous attempts at flirting with me I informed him that I was actually a man.
Me: Sorry to break it to you, but I'm a guy and I'm not interested. Him: WTF!!! What kinda homo guy plays a girl? Me: I just chose a female character to create for my necro. Nothing more than that. Him: Dude, you're so gay. You are in denial. Your'e such a closet homosexual it's not even funny. Me: Ummmm...whatever dude. (Just ignoring him now) And he continues to ramble on about the issue. I love the internet, but sometimes it really can bring out the worst in people. Other times it just brings out the stupid people. |
garethporlest18
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Why are you the closet homosexual when he was flirting with guys online?
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Stolen Souls
While standing in Kamadan:
"Give me your password"
"Give me your password"
Kusandaa
Reminds me.
There was a guy spam-looking for a girlfriend in Kamadan - a friend spotted the guy and talked about it in AC. Bored like hell, I hopped on my female warrior and start PMing the guy. He asks me about my height, weight, mensurations, location, hobbies, etc etc... I humored him for like 10 minutes, then I dropped the bomb on him. I said that in fact I'm a gay male, and I continued faking interest in him. He stopped talking to me right away, and stopped spamming at the same time.
There was a guy spam-looking for a girlfriend in Kamadan - a friend spotted the guy and talked about it in AC. Bored like hell, I hopped on my female warrior and start PMing the guy. He asks me about my height, weight, mensurations, location, hobbies, etc etc... I humored him for like 10 minutes, then I dropped the bomb on him. I said that in fact I'm a gay male, and I continued faking interest in him. He stopped talking to me right away, and stopped spamming at the same time.
The Mountain
Sold a brace to some guy in DoA today. Trading was smooth.
We exchanged thanks.
I told him to "take care"
HIM: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?????"
ME: ? oh ^that?^ lol
HIM: "omg I don't want a duped brace"
ME: it's not duped, 'take care' is a common farewell on the other side of the pond, mate.
Americanisms FTL I learned
We exchanged thanks.
I told him to "take care"
HIM: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?????"
ME: ? oh ^that?^ lol
HIM: "omg I don't want a duped brace"
ME: it's not duped, 'take care' is a common farewell on the other side of the pond, mate.
Americanisms FTL I learned
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Sold a brace to some guy in DoA today. Trading was smooth.
We exchanged thanks. I told him to "take care" HIM: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?????" ME: ? oh ^that?^ lol HIM: "omg I don't want a duped brace" ME: it's not duped, 'take care' is a common farewell on the other side of the pond, mate. Americanisms FTL I learned |
ShadowsRequiem
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Sold a brace to some guy in DoA today. Trading was smooth.
We exchanged thanks. I told him to "take care" HIM: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?????" ME: ? oh ^that?^ lol HIM: "omg I don't want a duped brace" ME: it's not duped, 'take care' is a common farewell on the other side of the pond, mate. Americanisms FTL I learned |
poor guy XD
Nyktos
I was looking at my ignore list and it reminded me of something from my total noob days (I was playing as a female ele). I had done the "Supplies for the Duke" quest but I messed it up by zoning too soon. About an hour later, one of the guys in the party PMs me:
Him: hey wanna cyber
Me: No not really
Him: if u dont im gunna report u to anet
Me: Um...why?
Him: for screwing up that quest
Me: I'm pretty sure that's not a violation of the EULA
Him: ya it is scammer
Me: How am I a scammer?
Him: u messed up that quest
Me: ???
Me: It's not like I charged you money for the quest
Him: uwasted 15 mins of my time
Him: time is money n all that
Me: Fine, I'll make up for it by paying you 15 gold
Him: cmon cyber with me
And that's how my ignore list got its first ever addition....
Him: hey wanna cyber
Me: No not really
Him: if u dont im gunna report u to anet
Me: Um...why?
Him: for screwing up that quest
Me: I'm pretty sure that's not a violation of the EULA
Him: ya it is scammer
Me: How am I a scammer?
Him: u messed up that quest
Me: ???
Me: It's not like I charged you money for the quest
Him: uwasted 15 mins of my time
Him: time is money n all that
Me: Fine, I'll make up for it by paying you 15 gold
Him: cmon cyber with me
And that's how my ignore list got its first ever addition....
Pirates Arrrg Matey
ok i got another one, I was in Kaineng Center and i was on my male necro just selling something when someone pmed me:
"So what are we doing tonight" he/she said
" Umm who is this?" I said
"Don't you remember what we had planned" they said
" Sry i really have no idea what you're talking about" I said
"OMG why are you standing me up, on our first date" they said
" wow, i really don't know what u are talking about" I said
" You jerk!" they said
I promptly turned off the game and went to distract myself from pming back.
"So what are we doing tonight" he/she said
" Umm who is this?" I said
"Don't you remember what we had planned" they said
" Sry i really have no idea what you're talking about" I said
"OMG why are you standing me up, on our first date" they said
" wow, i really don't know what u are talking about" I said
" You jerk!" they said
I promptly turned off the game and went to distract myself from pming back.
genofreek
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on topic: I like to pm random people and say stuff like "If you put their bodies in the freezer the cops will never know!" "OMG wrong person!" hehehe...stuff like that
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Originally Posted by Chthon
Sometimes people would accidentally send all-friends whispers when they meant to be having private discussions. The oddest and most disturbing went something like this:
Some Guy: "You should get <Brand X>! My GF and I use <Brand X> anal beads. They don't get stuck as much as other brands." I promptly removed him from my f-list. |
Lord Xeshm
While doing FoW a long time ago when I needed shards. A nice weapon dropped for me and I asked if anyone would like to buy it from me in my group, this is a PM I got from someone in my group.
They were playing a male character and told me they were female in RL.
They were playing a male character and told me they were female in RL.
Molock
I was doing Cathedral of Flames and suddenly one of the team member keeps Ctrl+clicking on me.. non stop.. I ask him/her what they are doing and the person replies "ur hot".. I was on my male ele....
Also once, a long time a go (over a year anyway) I was in Droks when some guy pm's me asking me if I wanna cyber. I say "non, plz stfu".. but he keeps on telling me how "he knows I wanna".. /ignore
Also once, a long time a go (over a year anyway) I was in Droks when some guy pm's me asking me if I wanna cyber. I say "non, plz stfu".. but he keeps on telling me how "he knows I wanna".. /ignore
Harrier's haste
in LA, for no reason this guy wrote me some bull crap on how he thinks nercos sucks
i was on my male necro atm)
Him: hey
Me: ??????
Him:i think all necros should die cause they suk bals
Me: ok....do i care?
Him: Yes and FK you noob necro
Me:lol....nub cake
Him:FK U FK U FK U
Me:dude... go to hell...for the benefit of the rest of GW
Him: THAT'S A REPORT NOOB FK ER ^^^^
Me: why were you even born??? Better off dead, really.
people....so stupid sometimes.
i was on my male necro atm)Him: hey
Me: ??????
Him:i think all necros should die cause they suk bals
Me: ok....do i care?
Him: Yes and FK you noob necro
Me:lol....nub cake
Him:FK U FK U FK U
Me:dude... go to hell...for the benefit of the rest of GW
Him: THAT'S A REPORT NOOB FK ER ^^^^
Me: why were you even born??? Better off dead, really.
people....so stupid sometimes.
FireFox
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Catrion-Leyt
I wish someone actually said something weird to me. I feel like I'm missing yet another piece of my complete Guild Wars experience.
ChyldeOfTheLotus
I was in RA using a character I named Promiscous Grill. After the match one of the guys tried cybering with me about grilling burgers and stuff. "Oh yeah baby, grill that burger nice and good" or something to that effect...
Duke.07
I was playing an assassin in Fort Aspenwood one day. Right when I get out of the game I get this from a mesmer:
Them:"STUPID NOOB RITUALIST! WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM! I OWN YOU 1V1 SO YOU CAN SCREW YOURSELF! YOU SUCK HOW BOUT YOU GO GET SOME SKILL AND GET A LIFE. U FAIL! NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB"
Assassin Haxzor (me):Eh, dude. I think you got the wrong guy. The is my assassin.
Them: NO U ARENT UR THAT RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING RITUALIST! NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB!
They ignored me before I could PM them back.
Them:"STUPID NOOB RITUALIST! WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM! I OWN YOU 1V1 SO YOU CAN SCREW YOURSELF! YOU SUCK HOW BOUT YOU GO GET SOME SKILL AND GET A LIFE. U FAIL! NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB"
Assassin Haxzor (me):Eh, dude. I think you got the wrong guy. The is my assassin.
Them: NO U ARENT UR THAT RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING RITUALIST! NOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB!
They ignored me before I could PM them back.