Strangest thing that someone said to you
sickle of carnage
My friend decided to go to LA and spam that I was giving away ectos...I got all sorts of strange PM's and couldn't figure out why...
ValaOfTheFens
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Originally Posted by ensoriki
Are you stereotyping that they are 14?
I have never once asked for a internet GF, and the thought of that is horrendous |
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Originally Posted by garethporlest18
Can I see ur MySpace? Will u be my gf irl and then we can get married in 3 years, move to a nice island and live a extravagant life on grapes and 1st class wine.
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visitor
When i first got my mesmer to Kaineing Center some random monk started running aroung screaming "Mesmers Suck", so i check around and guess what;
i´m the only mesmer around
i´m the only mesmer around
garethporlest18
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Originally Posted by ValaOfTheFens
Its the mean age of people who ask for my MySpace and if I'll be their GF. *lol* I've never met any guy over 18 in GW who asked for any personal info other than my first name.
kk. but u gotta sign a pre-nump first. |
Also no guy over 18 asks that because they know it will never happen that way.
Operative 14
I was running around in Kamadan with my Dervish, and I ran past this warrior. As I was running past, this warrior ran back towards me and kneeled. In local chat he said;
Warrior: OMG UR SO HOT
Warrior: Will u Marry me?
I said no thanks and switched districts. I've had many strange experiences, but none of them top my very first marriage proposal.
Warrior: OMG UR SO HOT
Warrior: Will u Marry me?
I said no thanks and switched districts. I've had many strange experiences, but none of them top my very first marriage proposal.
Grasping Darkness
Yesterday i looged on my warrior which was in central transfer chamber. I was headed to tank slayers exile when i saw this.
him: wtb destroyer core
me: 400g each
him: i dont have that much
me: thats sad
him: i just spent 100k and dont have much now noob
me: thats sad
him: your stupid noob
him: wtb destroyer core
me: 400g each
him: i dont have that much
me: thats sad
him: i just spent 100k and dont have much now noob
me: thats sad
him: your stupid noob
Chik N Nuggets
i was standing in my guild hall... when one of the new reqruits comes in... my friends kuunvang is outside.. and were standing right beside eachother..
so anyways the new rearuit says
him:im new to guild wars and your an officer i want your dragon.
me:its not my kuunvang
him:idk wtf a kuuvang is.. i want youor dragon now give it or im reporting oyu.
me:well first of all, its not my kuuvang, second.. i dont think you deserve it.. and if you demand things im just going to kick you.
him:f**k you noob im gunna hack you and get yur account banned im pro with computers say good bye to your account.
/kick
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its been 1 week.. and im still playing
so anyways the new rearuit says
him:im new to guild wars and your an officer i want your dragon.
me:its not my kuunvang
him:idk wtf a kuuvang is.. i want youor dragon now give it or im reporting oyu.
me:well first of all, its not my kuuvang, second.. i dont think you deserve it.. and if you demand things im just going to kick you.
him:f**k you noob im gunna hack you and get yur account banned im pro with computers say good bye to your account.
/kick
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its been 1 week.. and im still playing
genofreek
Someone in the marketplace once offered my Derv 10g for a lapdance. I was like, "Uhhhh. Wrong class, buddy."
I've had people PM me out of the clear blue sky when I'm in my own instance trying to sell me things. How the hell'd they get my name?
Some "girl" is usually in LA, USA Dis 1 spamming that "she" will do anything from quest help to nude emotes for candy and booze. It's kind of funny, actually.
I'm one of those people you see during the holiday events answering everyone's questions. :P After fielding ten or so questions about why LA was Christmassy and what to do with the quests, some guy PMs me with "ur santas sexy helper rnt u :]" I don't play a particularly attractive/scantily clad character. What's with people?
I've had people PM me out of the clear blue sky when I'm in my own instance trying to sell me things. How the hell'd they get my name?
Some "girl" is usually in LA, USA Dis 1 spamming that "she" will do anything from quest help to nude emotes for candy and booze. It's kind of funny, actually.
I'm one of those people you see during the holiday events answering everyone's questions. :P After fielding ten or so questions about why LA was Christmassy and what to do with the quests, some guy PMs me with "ur santas sexy helper rnt u :]" I don't play a particularly attractive/scantily clad character. What's with people?
VanDamselx
I get this a lot in the alliance I am in. Sad thing is, they're serious.
Death By Ketchup
Well some male warrior ran up to me and said he wanted to give birth to my babies once...very awkward day.
Steboy93
I got a pm out of the blue saying, 'Hey, where the hell is fractions!!1!' I was kinda like wtf until i gathered my wits and replied, 'In a maths lesson'. He never replied to that
Chik N Nuggets
just had this one:
the guy asked me if i was new to the game.. and when i said 25 months he said it hasnt been out for that long. =\
the guy asked me if i was new to the game.. and when i said 25 months he said it hasnt been out for that long. =\
bungusmaximus
I know one, I was PUGing in TA with my warrior. I pinged my bar and the teamleader said: Ditch frenzy, its bad
Now THAT'S weird.
Now THAT'S weird.
Chik N Nuggets
well im not fond of frenzy.. but i dont mind it if you know how to use it =\
Stupid Shizno
trying to get a group in ToA to do fow (on my lvl8 with fow armor) someone actually took the time to spam in the district i was a hacker for having fow on a lvl8
Redfeather1975
Someone I didn't know kept PMing me for days, asking if I had a girlfriend and if I watched porn.
So I decided to answer with how lonely I am and that I watch porn constantly.
That I was even watching some then and was imagining both of us in the movie.
They left me alone forever afterwards. Phew.
So I decided to answer with how lonely I am and that I watch porn constantly.
That I was even watching some then and was imagining both of us in the movie.
They left me alone forever afterwards. Phew.
Queenie
I was selling a few destroyer cores in the Central Transfer Chamber and there was this warrior - spamming WTB destroyer cores!
I pm'ed him asking price and he was like
Him: THEY'RE FOR MY SONS XMAS PRESENT
Him: PLZ PLZ PLZ THEY R FOR MY SONS XMAS PRESENT.
I laughed. I'm sure they were.
I pm'ed him asking price and he was like
Him: THEY'RE FOR MY SONS XMAS PRESENT
Him: PLZ PLZ PLZ THEY R FOR MY SONS XMAS PRESENT.
I laughed. I'm sure they were.
~ Dan ~
Some people have said to me "your derv is cool!".
Wtf? He's bald! I guess it's not so bad when i have a hood to cover it.
WTB hairstyler NPC...
Wtf? He's bald! I guess it's not so bad when i have a hood to cover it.
WTB hairstyler NPC...
Koning
Yesterday I told a warrior in my RA team who used signet of strenght that that skill wasn't very good, and that there are better options.
His reply was 'WTF UR ELE IM WARRIOR U DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT WARRIOR'
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His reply was 'WTF UR ELE IM WARRIOR U DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT WARRIOR'
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Lord Sojar
Them: "Are you that guy?"
Me: "Ummm, what guy?"
Them: "that guy that gives free stuff"
Me: "Uhh, by free stuff, what are you referring to?"
Them: "FOW armor, ectoes (yes he spelled it TOES), shardz, all that expensive shit"
Me: "Well, during my events, sometimes."
Them: "Can I have sum?"
Me: "Yes, you may have sum... 2+2=4"
Them: "ha ha, funny. but please, I am poor"
Me: "If you come to the events, participate, and win, perhaps you can get some stuff"
Them: "But I never win anything! please give me sum now"
Me: "No, I don't just give out stuff without a challenge"
them: "Are you like a game admin?"
Me: "No, I am not a GM."
them: "Whats a gm?"
Me: "Look, I am in TA, can we perhaps talk about this later?"
Them: "i g2g in a few mins, so can you come and give me an ecto and then i come to the event?"
Me: "Sure, hang on one sec." /ignore.
Me: "Ummm, what guy?"
Them: "that guy that gives free stuff"
Me: "Uhh, by free stuff, what are you referring to?"
Them: "FOW armor, ectoes (yes he spelled it TOES), shardz, all that expensive shit"
Me: "Well, during my events, sometimes."
Them: "Can I have sum?"
Me: "Yes, you may have sum... 2+2=4"
Them: "ha ha, funny. but please, I am poor"
Me: "If you come to the events, participate, and win, perhaps you can get some stuff"
Them: "But I never win anything! please give me sum now"
Me: "No, I don't just give out stuff without a challenge"
them: "Are you like a game admin?"
Me: "No, I am not a GM."
them: "Whats a gm?"
Me: "Look, I am in TA, can we perhaps talk about this later?"
Them: "i g2g in a few mins, so can you come and give me an ecto and then i come to the event?"
Me: "Sure, hang on one sec." /ignore.
Operative 14
^ such is the price of philanthropy and celebrity. ( We need a laughing emote on this forum)
Darkobra
Here's something I saw in Pre-Searing.
Two female elementalists.
1: Looking for hawt gurl 2 kiss!
2: Oh! Me! Me!
1: AH HA! I'm really a guy!
2: Omg....
1: ???
2: Me too!
Two female elementalists.
1: Looking for hawt gurl 2 kiss!
2: Oh! Me! Me!
1: AH HA! I'm really a guy!
2: Omg....
1: ???
2: Me too!
WinterSnowblind
I've seen a lot of strange people, but it's too early for me to really think of most of them. Though during the last Halloween event, I was taking a lot of screenshots, and posing in the pictures with my pumpkin hat and the taunt emote, etc. One guy immediately thought I was trying to taunt other players, even though the district was mostly empty, and I was doing this in mostly isolated areas without many people around. He started constantly sending messages about how I don't deserve to be playing the game, etc, and was following me around trying to taunt back at me, although I couldn't even see him because of the position of the camera I was using to take the screenshots..
The sad thing is, he put me on his ignore list right away, so I couldn't even explain what was going on. So I guess he was just trying to protect other players, but he just looked like such a jackass. Because taunting the lighthouse, deserves a ban?
The sad thing is, he put me on his ignore list right away, so I couldn't even explain what was going on. So I guess he was just trying to protect other players, but he just looked like such a jackass. Because taunting the lighthouse, deserves a ban?
Lyger
When playing on my female Ranger in Factions (Shing Jea):
Random Whisper: Will you lapdance for me?
Me: I'm thinking of a two letter word, beginning with N and ending in O. How does that sound?
Random Whisper: Not so good
When playing my Mesmer in AB:
Random Wammo Whisper: Hey, are you a chick in real life?
Me: Yes.
Random Wammo Whisper: Will you be my online GF?
Me: That's pretty sad.
When playing my Ele in RA:
Random Whisper: Yeah, but Tigers Fury is a great skill for W/R
Me: ?!?
Random Whisper: It increases your attack speed!
Me: I think you're whispering the wrong person.
Random Whisper: Will you lapdance for me?
Me: I'm thinking of a two letter word, beginning with N and ending in O. How does that sound?
Random Whisper: Not so good
When playing my Mesmer in AB:
Random Wammo Whisper: Hey, are you a chick in real life?
Me: Yes.
Random Wammo Whisper: Will you be my online GF?
Me: That's pretty sad.
When playing my Ele in RA:
Random Whisper: Yeah, but Tigers Fury is a great skill for W/R
Me: ?!?
Random Whisper: It increases your attack speed!
Me: I think you're whispering the wrong person.
Etta
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Originally Posted by Naliah Alexis
Just so you know I'm a girl in real life
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One time ages ago, I was in LA Eng 1. Someone ran up to me and pm me.
guy: hi, can you run me to lion arch?
me: LA? Um..you're already in LA.
guy: really? cool thx
me: ..........wtf just happen?
Lyssas
After retiring from top GvG I decided to just join some guild to be social, however som peoples' stupidity is just too much, thus I'm currently guildless.
This new guildmate of mine challenged me to a 1v1 his warrior vs my ranger. Generally, I ran a crip shot build.
I crippshot him with oison and keep moving away distracting heal sig.
Him: stop running please.
Me: I'm a ranger I dont intend on letting you hit me.
He dies from the degen.
Him: Comon again and dont run this time.
Me: No thanks you are a warrior, of course you will win if I stand still. If you want I could play another proff that you prefer to face..
Him: ok, can you do mesmer?
Me: ok one sec.
Crippling anguish, left the guild after another 5 mins of complains.
This new guildmate of mine challenged me to a 1v1 his warrior vs my ranger. Generally, I ran a crip shot build.
I crippshot him with oison and keep moving away distracting heal sig.
Him: stop running please.
Me: I'm a ranger I dont intend on letting you hit me.
He dies from the degen.
Him: Comon again and dont run this time.
Me: No thanks you are a warrior, of course you will win if I stand still. If you want I could play another proff that you prefer to face..
Him: ok, can you do mesmer?
Me: ok one sec.
Crippling anguish, left the guild after another 5 mins of complains.
tmakinen
I was handing out random greens in Spamadan (for free, of course, I do that regularly to free up some storage and it just feels so wrong to merch greens) when some warrior started to whisper me very aggressive insults ('ur a piece of sh*t' and other similar utterances). I very politely asked why he was talking to me like that. He answered with a couple of more insults, then /ignored me. It was a total 'huh?' moment, since he hadn't asked any of my greens nor been denied one in trade. Maybe he was whispering the wrong person, or then possibly he might have been a trader upset by my dumping of greens (although those are usually eager to take the freebies and sell them for profit).
blurmedia
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Originally Posted by dan-the-noob
Some people have said to me "your derv is cool!".
Wtf? He's bald! I guess it's not so bad when i have a hood to cover it. WTB hairstyler NPC... |
on topic: I like to pm random people and say stuff like "If you put their bodies in the freezer the cops will never know!" "OMG wrong person!" hehehe...stuff like that
~ Dan ~
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Originally Posted by blurmedia
My derv is bald as well, and my guildies find it very amusing. So when I'm afk in the guild hall, they make new female pvp eles and take pics of them doing the /drums emote on my head. I think I have 20+ pictures of that, lol.
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NJudson
I am a guy, but I have some female characters. I recall a discussion with some random guy in one of the outposts who tried hitting on me when I was playing my female necro. After a number of ridiculous attempts at flirting with me I informed him that I was actually a man.
Me: Sorry to break it to you, but I'm a guy and I'm not interested.
Him: WTF!!! What kinda homo guy plays a girl?
Me: I just chose a female character to create for my necro. Nothing more than that.
Him: Dude, you're so gay. You are in denial. Your'e such a closet homosexual it's not even funny.
Me: Ummmm...whatever dude. (Just ignoring him now)
And he continues to ramble on about the issue. I love the internet, but sometimes it really can bring out the worst in people. Other times it just brings out the stupid people.
Me: Sorry to break it to you, but I'm a guy and I'm not interested.
Him: WTF!!! What kinda homo guy plays a girl?
Me: I just chose a female character to create for my necro. Nothing more than that.
Him: Dude, you're so gay. You are in denial. Your'e such a closet homosexual it's not even funny.
Me: Ummmm...whatever dude. (Just ignoring him now)
And he continues to ramble on about the issue. I love the internet, but sometimes it really can bring out the worst in people. Other times it just brings out the stupid people.
LeoX
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Originally Posted by Shadowmere
a while back, before they started enforcing trade chat, I got sick of seeing all the trade things so I just started spamming "WTB your soul" I almost ended up buying some wammo's soul for a mini pig and some dye :P
exchanges like that are the most fun |
Zeek Aran
I was playing my female character sin, and I was standing in Marketplace.
Whisper conversation:
Random person: hey, ur sexy
Me: I'm a guy.
Random person: i know *wink*
Whisper conversation:
Random person: hey, ur sexy
Me: I'm a guy.
Random person: i know *wink*
Chrono Re delle Ere
Lol a weird one was the last day, when I was wandering around LA english1 Europe, suddendly a female monk (I was using my male warrior) starts asking me to marry her (him prolly rofl). I was like: uh, no thx. All this in public chat, so another guy joined the conversation, and started laughing. The female monk went nuts, he started shouting at him RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO off and all xD I was laughing as well and she started calling me sweety. Zomg, was funny though xD
Drake Eleric
A guy saying you can attach ectos to your weapon.
He can also attach Bull crap to his weapons i bet!
He can also attach Bull crap to his weapons i bet!
visitor
On a side note its a shame that 85% of these stupid things are said by warriors.
Makes them look really bad
Makes them look really bad
Ashe.
I had a guy in Kamadan asking for female slaves once. Curious as to what he wanted I whispered him and went along with him and eventually he ended up asking me to do a roleplay for beastiality or incest with him. I left at that point.
Blanche Neige
Some time ago in an alliance chat:
Random person 1: where do i get a FDS?
Me: The wiki says its totally random, but mostly in high lvl places, i got my first one in dragon lair mission...
Random person 2 (whispering me): omg where's the wiki?
me (whispering him): Search for it in google.
Random person 2 (whispering me): I'll pay you to run me there!
me (whispering him): No, really, seach it on google, it's a website.
edit: corrected some grammatical mistakes.
Random person 1: where do i get a FDS?
Me: The wiki says its totally random, but mostly in high lvl places, i got my first one in dragon lair mission...
Random person 2 (whispering me): omg where's the wiki?
me (whispering him): Search for it in google.
Random person 2 (whispering me): I'll pay you to run me there!
me (whispering him): No, really, seach it on google, it's a website.
edit: corrected some grammatical mistakes.
HawkofStorms
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Originally Posted by Blanche Neige
Some time ago in an alliance chat:
Random person 1: where do i get a FDS? Me: The wiki says its totally random, but mostly in high lvl places, i got my first one in dragon lair mission... Random person 2 (whispering me): omg where's the wiki? me (whispering him): Search for it in google. Random person 2 (whispering me): I'll pay you to run me there! me (whispering him): No, really, seach it on google, it's a website. edit: corrected some grammatical mistakes. |
Radom guy: What profession has the skill vent?
Sigh...
Renegade26
SleetDragon
This forum has got to be one of the funniest ever lol
I think my experience is rather mild but still quite funny when you think about it.
This is in ToA a guy spamming an offer:
Teaching people how to scam 1K!
I think my experience is rather mild but still quite funny when you think about it.
This is in ToA a guy spamming an offer:
Teaching people how to scam 1K!