What was the dumbest thing you did as a noob?

Maccarelly

Maccarelly

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2008

Aura of Revolution [Aura]

R/

I named my monk 'afterlife monk' because he was a Mo/N not realising that you could change 2ndary prof later on in the game. He was a all singing all dancing animate bone minions retribution smiter at one point.

HuntMaster Avatar

HuntMaster Avatar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

Around

Pillar's of Earth [ROCK]

W/

Started playing?

FrAnt1c??

FrAnt1c??

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2007

Belgium

Legion Of Sacred Light [LSL]

Mo/

Merch ectos, black dyes, before I discovered there were traders for these items, sold req 9 perfect items for little money before I discovered price guides, accidently merch rare items that I got while farming ( merched pyroclastic , saurian scythe r9 ( when it was still expensive ), etc

Later on, when I was less of a noob then back in the days, I launched the catapult in a gvg battle whiping my entire team, making us lose the battle etc

Loco roco

Loco roco

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2008

Braveheart World Xi [any]

A/

The first campain i got was factions and when i joined it was on the saturday of the first dragon festival. Well anyway, i saw people with some really cool dragon faces and asked my friends who explained to me about the 250 jade wind orbs.

Trying to find a faster way, i hacked and slash with my ranger at those poor mantids for ages, to get a whooping 5k ( it was alot for me), then i tried to buy a mask instead of buying 250 jade orbs for 25k. I found a seller, and while i was clicking the accept button, my friend told me not to buy ( i told him i was going to buy, buy he was afk )

So now i dont even have a dragon mask , i only had about 50 jade orbs from farming madtids btw before anyone points that out .

Also done the usual selling rare items to merch, like a r9 zodiac shield when they were rare, and a black dye. Ahhh good times.

Mystica

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

Germany

[金金金金]

Me/W

I have done almost every stupid thing mentioned here but the most expensive was probably my first 55 monk farming attempts in UW.

Baaaaack in 2005 before Protective Bond got nerfed to death you had to bring a +1/20% prot item just to cast a lvl 17 Protective Bond. Meaning you started the run recasting it till you get the +17. Now stupid as I used to be I just skipped this part while reading 55 tutorials. So I went in, casted my enchants and aggroed everything there was. You still survive a bit with +16 but you'll run out of energy pretty fast and loose all enchants. Unfortunatly it was not fast enough for me to realize I am making it wrong. I just thought it needs a bit of training ^^. So I spent about 100k (gathered it by selling all my stuff) just for the entry fee to UW without any notable drops at all. 100k is nothing today but considering it was all I had back than I ruined myself thanks to lazyness.

Imagine the slap I gave myself after realizing that I missed the most improtant aspect of the build...

Good thing I had enough time to farm a decent amount of ecto before the nerf.

The Arching Healer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2006

Super Kaon Action Team [SuKa]

Gaining rank 4 in Hero Battles when I noticed that you can also fight instead of /roll.

and I also merched a req. 7 15^50 crystalline sword.

MasterSasori

MasterSasori

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2007

USA

[Thay]

R/Mo

ABing for amber.

Xx_Sorin_xX

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Arching Healer
and I also merched a req. 7 15^50 crystalline sword.
yea i accidently trash can'd my mini glint. was pissed too.

You Look Grim

You Look Grim

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2007

Ecnegilletni Laicifitra [朔mud]

i'm still a noob :[

obsidian ectoplasm

obsidian ectoplasm

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2008

Quote:
Originally Posted by You Look Grim
i'm still a noob :[
Noobs FTW.......

AriBalifor

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2008

E/Mo

Accidentally merched my treasured Rago's Flame Staff.

I'm STILL upset.

Zebideedee

Zebideedee

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

55?? 57' 0" N / 3?? 12' 0" W

N/Me

Almost quitting because I thought the game was too hard, then I found out about Henchmen

ajicorath

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

Sensation O Seven

Mo/Me

When i was going for Legendary Skill Hunter the amount times i went to use SoC after killing the boss and realised i hadn't brought it was unreal xD

fog_of_redoubt

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Bought chapter 2 instead of deleting chapter 1

whiteyboy

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2005

Buckinghamshire

Guildless

W/Mo

Um i got my first ever Black dye, sold it for 9k, then spammed in LA buying bow 9k and i brought a non max purple one with it

Shai Lee

Shai Lee

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2006

Somewhere

I didn't know how people spammed trade chat, I was like, "Wow, they're all really really fast typers..." *giggles* Meanwhile, I would be typing every trade post out every single time... >.>

Needless to say, that's how I ended up buying more than selling and why I can never be a power trader. XD

Al Andaluz

Al Andaluz

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

N/

My very first night in gw, I saw someone spamming "WTB"... I started pming the person, thinking that WTB = Want To Barter. I learned the spammed acronyms very quickly after that mistake.

Courage!

Courage!

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2008

Australia

Mo/

i laughed at ppl when i got 1k also not sure if i posted this along time ago BUT i also put black dye on my started boots

MercenaryKnight

MercenaryKnight

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2006

Wolf of Shadows [WoS]

P/

I spent quite a few of my first months playing and making new characters left and right. I would spend a lot of time finishing up pre-searing, then go to post and get through the first 3 missions+ bonuses or so and then re-make. I did that several dozen times.

Each time I played, I never knew what attribute points were and so I always wondered why the game was so hard.

Angelic Upstart

Angelic Upstart

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

South Coast UK

[SBS] [RETIRED]

W/E

Apart from selling two blacks dyes in pre when i first started to the dye merchant, and merching a required 15^50 wingblade sword i had for over a year...joining Guru......

Cab Tastic

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2007

Rt/

Quote:
Originally Posted by ajicorath
When i was going for Legendary Skill Hunter the amount times i went to use SoC after killing the boss and realised i hadn't brought it was unreal xD
Dittto. Luckily realised a few times before actually getting to the boss

Courage!

Courage!

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2008

Australia

Mo/

i miss being a noob

LeoX

LeoX

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

United Kingdom

Guildless Since 2005???

W/

I just remember thinking what "gold/purple" weapons were. It was back in Ascalon and i'd never got a gold/purple drop yet. I used to wonder they were, and i thought they were weapons dyed gold(yellow) or purple lol.

I never actually tried to sell one. After a while of seeing people trade purple items to me i started to understand it was the colour of the text lol.

N E D M

N E D M

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Officer's Club

Gameamp Guides [AMP]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gift3d
Deleted my warrior because i did not know i could change my secondary profession (He was W/N with soul feast and bone minions haha). He was level 20 and had 15k glad/platemail mix armor, so i remade him into a W/Mo.
how can you get to level 20, get to 15k armor in prophecies, and not know about changing second profession??/??

Taisayacho

Taisayacho

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

England (GMT)

The Imperial Guards of Istan [TIGI]

R/

I was a level 20 E/R and still brought along my Snow Wolf and used [skill]troll unguent[/skill] with 0 in wilderness survival. 3hp regen was good in pre-searing, why couldn't it be good in the crystal desert?

Hara Makoto

Hara Makoto

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

London, UK

The Imperial Guards of Istan [TIGI]

R/

hmm i know what i did .. it was my older brothers old account , so i went through storage and sold 10 black dyes to the merchant .. and they were something like 12k from a dye trader at the time -_- .. thats probabely worse than what the average noob does :P

legion_rat

legion_rat

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

668 the neighbor of the beast

TFK

A/

deleting my emperial armor 15k of course on my sin, this was waaay before HoM. I thought it was ugly after having it a while.

also

miss clicking, missing the enemy and watching my char run towards the bladed attaxe screaming at my screen "where the f-ck are you going???"

~the rat~

Ashe.

Ashe.

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

Tales Of Glory[ePiC]

Rt/

Quote:
Originally Posted by NoXiFy
When I first joined, after 20minutes i was yelling in Kamadan "HOW DO I SAVE!!!!! I HAVE TO GET OFF NOW AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAVE!!!!! PAYING 5g FOR SOMEONE THAT CAN TELL ME HOW TO SAVE!!!!!"
In all honesty I remember someone doing that.

My dumbest thing would probably be something with a Fiery Dragon Sword ad spending a fortune on it. I think everyone sees Rurik with one of those and automatically HAS to have one...at least that's the way I was.

BenjZee

BenjZee

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2006

The Overacheivers [Club]

Mo/

im done most of that stuff, i love this thread even though we get them every few months.
I decided after 2.5 yrs of playing to do UW, completed and got my first ecto. I was so careful not to merch it....um or was i...damn. I thought i must not merch it and yet i did.

Alright people ill admit it, i was truley inspired by the concept of farming. Well once i knew rangers had pets, farming could be interesting....

My Lipgloss is Cool

My Lipgloss is Cool

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2007

My Computer

Band Of The H A W K

P/Mo

My first character I got out of Ascalon was my monk. I got through the shiverpeaks, and thought I was the best. Then I capped Escape and made this awesome monk build, that looked something like this.

[Escape][Power Shot][Penetrating Attack][Orison of Healing][Healing Breeze][Charm Animal][Comfort Animal][Resurrect]

I was so awesome. I tanked with my blocking, healed with Orison and HB (Which, btw, I thought that only monk primarys could have, at the time) and my pet just kicked everyone's ass while I killed with my bow.

/sigh

The game was more fun back then, wasn't it?

Brb, gonna go bowmonk some of the Northern Shiverpeaks

Zirc

Zirc

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Dec 2005

the Netherlands

AoW

R/Rt

Going to another zone through a gate to remove my DP.
It didn't work....

Rexion

Rexion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

[Luck]

E/

someone told me you could buy the Obsidian armor in your guild hall. I had all my materials and such, and what did I find in my guild hall?

Not Obsidian armor for sure.

Then I learned what an ectoplasm was. So it really didn't affect me too much. Lol.

cataphract

cataphract

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2005

Ashford Abbey

Hey Mallyx [icU]

Mo/Me

Deleting my first character (female ranger) because I did not learn all the ranger skills available in pre and thought I couldn't get them at all...

Kali Magdalene

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2006

Washington

N/

I guess my mistake was:

Buying Guild Wars, starting up a warrior (W/E, with rain of fire eventually...ouch, even pre-scatter AI), getting out of Pre-Searing, and trying to solo Old Ascalon the way I soloed pre. I was able to kill most things, but it took forever in some cases. I got bored and quit playing the warrior. I made a necromancer, but deleted her when I wasn't getting much energy back from Soul Reaping.

And then they added the AoE scatter and I stopped playing until Factions, as if the nerf had any affect on me (well, on my horrible W/E warrior).

Akaraxle

Akaraxle

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Italy

E/

Strangely enough, I can't recall any dumb things I may have done as a noob... in fact I always sticked to Ele/Mesmer from the start, used it the way you did most echo nukers without any input, understood my role as a caster from the start and behaved properly with other players (when people still grouped together for missions).

I can think of several non-obvious but dumb things I've done as a PvP veteran, though, and those are the ones that bother me the most.


[EDIT] I do remember one thing now. There used to be people in Piken Square, back when it still had like 3-5 English districts, selling Althea's Ashes for ~200g to complete that infamous 4k xp quest (early 2005 players will remember the ruckus it caused) and one evening one of them was spamming the chat; I thought he was scamming people, so I threatened to report him if he didn't stop. Too bad my guild mates had informed me incorrectly, and you really could complete the quest by just buying the excess Althea's Ashes from someone, so I looked like an ass.

ahem.

ahem.

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2007

Quebec, Canada

R/

My first character was a N/W, rushing through mobs with my hammer and spamming some necro skills. Then I created a R/El (my main char) and I went through Prophecies using ele skills like flare.

I had so much doing this

Darkstar The Legend

Darkstar The Legend

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2006

The Boat Crew [boat]

W/

i spent ages and ages trying to put runes from a different profession on my armour. I was sure there was a way to do it, until one day someone explained it.

Diddy bow

Diddy bow

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

Jawsome!!!!!!!!!!!

looking for one :p

A/D

I left pre searing thinking i was teh choas bringer of DOOM and got killed 1v1 with the first scorpion that pops out i thought how hard the game was.... guess i was premature .

Another thing was running away from some ennimies on the same place, i ran to Grazden the Protector and h died i felt guilty cus i thought he would be dead for everyone and forever xD

fenix

fenix

Major-General Awesome

Join Date: Aug 2005

Aussie Trolling Crew HQ - Event Organiser and IRC Tiger

Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ????????????????&#

W/

I really don't remember, because it was so long ago. I guess the usual...but then again, I'm pretty awesome, so maybe not.

aTT!kus

aTT!kus

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

U.S.

[FluX]

W/

i thought farming meant i had to grow things and i played for a solid year(even after i got pieces of FoW) before i realized mending wasn't as clever as i thought it was. now when i think back 3 years ago i miss being so amazed by all of those things