17 Apr 2009 at 19:37 - 581
I don't really think any accomplishments/titles are overrated unless they're gotten cheaply, like getting Lucky/Unlucky by AFKing in Nine Rings all weekend.
It's the armor and weaponry that really bug me.
I'll start with the weapons list, because it's shorter.
1. Destroyer weapons: Hideous. Honestly, I look at these and go "Oh yes, I shall be teh 1337 because I shall go and grab a random chunk of volcanic rock and make it pointy and shank people with it!" They're terrible. And yet these and Tormenteds (which actually look pretty good, I must admit) are the only weapons displayable in HoM? What is this?? I understand not being able to include my ele's crazy blue daggers that she paid through the nose for at a weaponsmith, but for Balthazar's sake at least let us include our greens! I want to put my trusty Orosen's Staff in my HoM!
2. Plastic weapons. Yes, I'm looking at YOU, Amethyst Aegis and Saurian Scythe. Seriously. They look like they were made for a Barbie! How any Derv with a mote of self-respect can run around with a translucent plastic dino head on a stick, I don't know.
3. Crystallines. Okay, so I still have my Long Sword from Pre that has the Crystalline skin, but that's mainly because of nostalgia value and it's an okay caster weapon for someone who's too lazy to farm up Rajazan's Fervor. Yes, it's interesting-looking, and occasionally pretty. But is it worth the price it usually goes for? Heck no. There are far, far better looking weapons out there. Come to think of it, Fellblades are pretty blah looking too.
Now, on to the armor, where the real offenders lurk.
1. All GW:EN Common armor, with the exception of glasses (look pretty nice, IMO - understated but adding to the look in a good way) and woads (when worn well - you can't just throw a woad with any old armor; I'd imagine it'd look pretty stupid with Elementalist Elite Canthan, for example). I've seen the Bandana worn well (by a particularly creative, pirate-themed Ritualist I encountered in the Tarnished Coast), but for the most part it's overrated. The worst of these is the Dread Mask. Go ahead, wear it - if you want to look like GIR disguised as a porcupine. Truly awful, yet so many have these or the other GW:EN headgear (they don't necessarily look that bad, but I'm sick of ninja monks and blindfolded assassins). The gloves suck too - heck, they barely even match the Elementalist armors of those elements. Don't even get me started on the Dragon Hand Puppets.
2. FoW armor, especially for Warriors (let's chuck random obsidian bits at the hot metal and see if they stick, hur hur!) and Ritualists (my God, she's wearing a bloody ANTIQUE VASE on her head!). The exceptions to this are Rangers (looks more professional than many of the other Ranger armors, and as an archer I can tell you it's one of the few armors that'd actually be viable for trying to shoot - nice as Norn may look, there's no way all that bulky, furry sleeve wouldn't impede the bowstring) and Elementalists (gogo tire armor! no, actually, the good thing about this is that it's one of FIVE - count 'em, FIVE - female ele armor sets that actually includes pants. It's also the only fully concealing armor set for female eles, though it makes up for that by being skintight and probably insanely uncomfortable). The others, while generally ranging from boring as heck (Monk) to fairly nice-looking (Paragon, though why it's made of plastic I'll never know - maybe to go with Amethyst Aegis?), they aren't enough of an improvement over regular armor to waste the cash on. Also, double cliche points when dyed black.
3. Ritualist Ancient armor. Okay, yes, you get a rit that looks like a mummy. It was novel. For about five minutes - then suddenly everyone had one. Dyed white, of course. Really, I know Rit armor selections are limited, but there are far better sets than this. I've only seen this used well once, on the same pirate Rit mentioned above (in case you're wondering now, she had the Bandana, Luxon Raiment and Bangles, Ancient Leggings, and Canthan Shoes, all dyed red - it really looked great, a good theme, and one of the few Rit armor combos I've seen in which the tattoos didn't clash). Other than that, I hate this armor.
4. Monk Primeval armor. Actually, most Primeval armor, with the notable exception of the Elementalist (just because most people hate it, and I actually like the Scaffolding Corset, not to mention being able to wear PANTS). Most Primeval armors are just blah at best(Ranger bug armor, Necro fish suit, fossil-man Derv, wilting-plants Paragon) or truly ugly (what IS that thing the Mesmer's got? Elf shoes, tattoos, skirt that wouldn't be visible under most t-shirts, freaky legwear that can't decide if they want to be pants or legwarmers, waist-feathers that are wholly unflattering... overall, a terrible armor - but I've never seen anyone wear it, so it's certainly not overrated). The Monk armor, however, is truly an abomination. I've seen tons of monks wearing this, and I don't understand why. As someone on GuildWiki once said, "It's like, hold still while I jam some wooden stakes into you randomly." Another person described it as being "sooo ugly, ugly sticks get ugly when they're hit by this," and I must agree. Why on earth anyone would want to run around wearing freaky dead skin and have spikes impaling them and causing their clothes to bulge in weird places, I cannot understand. It would be a nice-looking armor if it just had the tattoos and the cloth part, but no. Just no.
That's all I can think of, so I guess those are the things that bug me most.