Who would you cast in Guild Wars - The Movie?

arsie

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Join Date: Jun 2007

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Now that we've unanimously agreed that it'll be a super awesome idea for Uwe Boll to make a Guild Wars movie, you've been selected to be casting director... http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10260209

...who would you cast to play as your favourite characters in the movie?

Ken Watanabe as Master Togo, of course.

Cacheelma

Cacheelma

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Ascalon Union

Me/Mo

Must be the actors/actresses I HATE so much?

How can I be so cruel to those I like (and cast them on....uh...GUILD WAS THE MOVIE, gosh!)?

Dr Strangelove

Dr Strangelove

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2005

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

[HOTR]

Rosie O'Donnell as The Great Destroyer.

arsie

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2007

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Yes, I have to agree. Nothing ruins a career quite like starring in a B-grade fantasy movie.

Tyra Banks for Melonni or Varesh, can't decide. She's got enough forehead for the extra eyes, for sure.

Velvet Wing

Velvet Wing

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In your cupboard *nomming* your cookies

Blade of Souls

P/W

Devon Aoki for Vizu *cause she is hawt*
Charlize Theron in the part of Devona
Samuel L Jackson will play Norgu
Big Bird from Sesame Street as Talon Silverwing
Vin Diesel as Mhenlo :P

cataphract

cataphract

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Join Date: Aug 2005

Ashford Abbey

Hey Mallyx [icU]

Mo/Me

Danny DeVito as Kilroy.
Ben Affleck as all Afflicted.

Cebe

Cebe

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Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

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Fortune Teller: Liz Smith


The Lich / Vizier Khilbron: Alan Rickman

Abaddon: Fearne Cotton

Quote:
Originally Posted by cataphract
Danny DeVito as Kilroy.

MaDDoG1221

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Join Date: Sep 2007

Perth, Australia

DOTR

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Mr T as Koss!! lol

Kyomi Tachibana

Kyomi Tachibana

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Oregon, USA

Where iz teh Bonuz [WitB]

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I'd have to say Milla Jovovich as Cynn, or Devova, Jora [with stilts, of course] or even Eve, since she's really kick ass. o_o

>_> Verne Troyer as Ogden or Vekk!

Kiera Knightly as Gwen. Or perhaps Nicole Kidman.

I'd put Charlize Theron as Livia, perhaps or one of the other kick ass female roles. or Zenmai!

Angelina Jolie as Zho, maybe?

I'll think of more later, I'm sure.

Mister Muhkuh

Mister Muhkuh

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Germany

Ugly Ducklings [ugly]

P/

brad pitt on stefan?

-Loki-

-Loki-

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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDDoG1221
Mr T as Koss!! lol
Way to go for the easy vote.

Sub Frost

Sub Frost

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Join Date: Aug 2005

Portugal

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Uwe Boll? Oh so u want bad actors for a horrible movie director, alrighty then...

Prince Rurik =

Lich Lord =

Markis =

and so on...

U Wanna Die

U Wanna Die

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Join Date: Jun 2007

W/Mo

ok

Prince Rurik - Dane Cook
Devonna - Ellen Degeneress
Armin Saberlin - Vince Vaghn
Lich Lord - Whoopi Goldberg


it would be a comedy...except for Whoopi (oh snap)

Redfeather1975

Redfeather1975

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Join Date: Sep 2006

Apartment#306

Rhedd Asylum

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I would pick Julian Sands to play as Erys Vasburg.

He'd need a lot of make up though.

Simon Templeman for something too.
He has a cool voice although he mostly voice acts.

jammerpa

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Sunny FLA

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Kirstie Alley could definitely play Oink



Knight O Cydonia

Knight O Cydonia

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No Goats No Glory [BAAA]

Me/

Confessor Dorian

Little Thom

jammerpa

jammerpa

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Sunny FLA

Omega Knights

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Koss


Kumu Honua

Kumu Honua

Jungle Guide

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It won't matter because it will be a Eww Bol movie...

pkodyssey

pkodyssey

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

In a cardboard box with Internet

The Order of the Frozen Tundra (TofT)

N/

James Earl Jones as the narrator for the sequences in Nightfall.

Pleikki

Pleikki

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Join Date: Nov 2006

???oo ???ugs ???lan [?????????]

Swartsnegger or however its typed as Goren

Angelic Upstart

Angelic Upstart

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South Coast UK

[SBS] [RETIRED]

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by pkodyssey
James Earl Jones as the narrator for the sequences in Nightfall.

Yeah he could also do the voiceover for the ghostly hero,

Ouchie

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2007

[Leet]

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They already have the armor

Riot Narita

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2007

Gwen = Winona Ryder

bungusmaximus

bungusmaximus

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Join Date: Jul 2006

Guild Of Handicrafted Products [MaSS]

W/Mo

Keira Knightley would make a nice Danika, both are skinny and both have annoying voices :P.

Maybe Russel Crowe as Goren, and Chow Yun Fat as Togo?

DudeManOzzy

DudeManOzzy

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Your collective imaginations

Beer Appreciation Society [ChUg]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDDoG1221
Mr T as Koss!! lol

AH PITY THE FOOL, WHO BLOCKS MAH QUIVERING BLADE!

ShockValue

ShockValue

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Blood of the Martyr [Hope]

Mo/



Milla as Gwen

warcrap

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2007

somewhere on earth!

E/Me

will smith please!!

warcrap

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2007

somewhere on earth!

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDDoG1221
Mr T as Koss!! lol
i agree he needs a bigger mo-hawk though!

Redfeather1975

Redfeather1975

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Apartment#306

Rhedd Asylum

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Quote:
Originally Posted by ShockValue


Milla as Gwen
I was thinking Gwen is too young!
Maybe Johnny Depp. He can play anyone.

Steboy93

Steboy93

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Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] | Ex-Officer [TAM]

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Samuel L Jackson as Koss methinks

Malice Black

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Steboy93
Samuel L Jackson as Koss methinks
Eh?

He's too cool for GW.

Redfeather1975

Redfeather1975

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Apartment#306

Rhedd Asylum

Me/

Carlos Mencia as Norgu.

Steboy93

Steboy93

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Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] | Ex-Officer [TAM]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Malice Black
Eh?

He's too cool for GW.
True, maybe Mr. T then, i dunno what he's up to nowadays apart from making snickers commercials

Stranger The Ranger

Stranger The Ranger

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

Those Netherlands

Dynasty Warriors [DW]

R/

Steven Seagal as Rurik xD

*insert Seagal's emotionless expression* "I am Rurik, Crown Prince of Ascalon, and you are about to die!"

Malice Black

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Join Date: Oct 2005

Seagal is a noob, so he can be in the film.

Chuck Norris can be Norgu!

|pyro|

|pyro|

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Join Date: Jun 2006

Me/

Sylvester Stallone in his Rambo form as a Ranger

Malice Black

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Join Date: Oct 2005

Inde can play the Lich

MarlinBackna

MarlinBackna

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Join Date: May 2007

[TAM]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by |pyro|
Sylvester Stallone in his Rambo form as a Ranger
I lol'd at that.
Jora would be Uma Thurman, I think.

All she needs is leg extensions.

Taki

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Join Date: May 2005

N/Me

Hi guys,

Please post pics of the actors/actresses you nominate so those of us not familiar with them can know who you're talking about (plus Inde might send you a thank-you card [he likes pictures])

thanks!

Malice Black

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Join Date: Oct 2005

Inde had a sex change?