Most Horrific/Unappealing Profession

Dr Strangelove

Dr Strangelove

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2005

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

[HOTR]



My PvP monk, The Ugly Elonian. It's to scare away the melee.

pamelf

pamelf

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Australia

Lost Templars [LoTe]

Me/Mo

OH MY GOD! He really IS ugly!

Tatile

Tatile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Stygian Disciples of Tenebrasus

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by pamelf
OH MY GOD! He really IS ugly!
Impressively so, in fact.

Nightfall Male Necros. Eeeeeeww *shudders* What can I say, I see beauty in (most) things.

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Strangelove
It's to scare away the melee.
Does it work?

daze

daze

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2008

In my own mind

The Dragon Exchange

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Seifus Halbred
Important Note: This is only to judge the physical traits of the profession. (i.e face, body) As well as the appearance of armor for that certain profession. Not to be confused on which profession you dislike game play wise.

A thread to discuss the most horrific/unappealing profession. This goes both ways, male and female professions. Not only facial appearance, but armor counts as well.

My vote goes toward both male and female assassins. The male assassins have a horrible choice selection of faces. The females have a horrible selection of faces too, not to mention they look anorexic. Anorexia FTL!
I would have to say the stylish Male Paragons and their miniskirts. Nothing worse than Man-thigh except for man-ass. But their outfit is not far away from assless chaps

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kusandaa
Necros are ugly? Male mesmers are ugly? NF Chars are ugly? Depends of your tastes, but... x]...

IMO not ugly at all. He's actually cute x].


Don't think he's ugly either x]


NF Male mesmer. Not ugly.
*shudders* are you serious about these trio of circle jerkers? Kusandaa you must be a teenage chick, teenyboppers seem to like the sexually confused looking "men" Eg. leonardo dicrapio or the Backdoor boys

Tatile

Tatile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Stygian Disciples of Tenebrasus

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by daze
And are you serious about these trio of circle jerkers? Kusandaa you must be a teenage chick, teenyboppers seem to like the sexually confused looking "men" Eg. leonardo dicrapio or the Backdoor boys
*snarfs air*

You've never met Kusandaa, have you? I think his characters look quite nice, though I've never really been a fan of facial hair myself.

garethporlest18

garethporlest18

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

[HiDe]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by daze
*shudders* are you serious about these trio of circle jerkers? Kusandaa you must be a teenage chick, teenyboppers seem to like the sexually confused looking "men" Eg. leonardo dicrapio or the Backdoor boys
No he's not a girl. His necro is indeed cute. His paragon? Maybe not with that red armor, if he dyed it a different color sure. His mesmer would be cute also if he didn't have that gray hair. But they are no way horrific. Leo also looks like he's not confused about his sexual preferences at all too, you should take a look at him now n days. But boy is he gonna have a laugh haha.

daze

daze

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2008

In my own mind

The Dragon Exchange

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by garethporlest18
No he's not a girl. His necro is indeed cute. His paragon? Maybe not with that red armor, if he dyed it a different color sure. His mesmer would be cute also if he didn't have that gray hair. But they are no way horrific. Leo also looks like he's not confused about his sexual preferences at all too, you should take a look at him now n days. But boy is he gonna have a laugh haha.
I guess, The pink hair on the necro is a bit too EMO for me.

And the paragon with the miniskirt and the crop top showing off the midriff? That is homo-wear anywhere you go. Look at his face and think "Dot hate me because im beautiful". lol it looks like the "magnum" or "blue steel" from zoolander

Ill give you the mez isnt as homo as he is metro.

When i get home from work, ill screenshot my Male ele, he is pimp looking. there is only one armor set for ele that even looks decent

Tatile

Tatile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Stygian Disciples of Tenebrasus

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by daze
I guess, The pink hair on the necro is a bit too EMO for me.

And the paragon with the miniskirt and the crop top showing off the midriff? That is homo-wear anywhere you go. Look at his face and think "Dot hate me because im beautiful". lol it looks like the "magnum" or "blue steel" from zoolander

Ill give you the mez isnt as homo as he is metro.
Eh, to each their own. Though I'd be careful with throwing around some of those words if I were you, a mod may not take too kindly to it.

If it weren't for the horrible lag I'm currently getting, I'd go perv around Kamadan, male Paragons can be so pretty. Female Mesmers too ^.~

daze

daze

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2008

In my own mind

The Dragon Exchange

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tatile
Eh, to each their own. Though I'd be careful with throwing around some of those words if I were you, a mod may not take too kindly to it.

If it weren't for the horrible lag I'm currently getting, I'd go perv around Kamadan, male Paragons can be so pretty. Female Mesmers too ^.~
none of my words were derogatory. Homo is just a short word for Homosexual, its not like i said [email protected] or turd [email protected] or p00ft3r

Tatile

Tatile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Stygian Disciples of Tenebrasus

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by daze
none of my words were derogatory. Homo is just a short word for Homosexual, its not like i said [email protected] or turd [email protected] or p00ft3r
Oh I know, I'm just warning you to be careful, some people have their own ideas of what's insulting or not. I, personally, have seen the word 'homo' thrown around so much in less than pleasant conversation that I'm always on edge when I see it used, but that's just my experience.

Dammit, now I want a pretty male character >.<

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

@Kusandaa: I like the Necromancer, hate the others

I'll submit Male Warriors on account of their bulk; I find it unattractive (I like a lot of their armour, though).

Although, when I put on Gladiator armour, the most common reaction from party members (yes, I occasionally fire up the friends list and get some people to form up a party) is, "Holy s***, it's Conan!"

(I think it's the hair )

daze

daze

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2008

In my own mind

The Dragon Exchange

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tatile
Oh I know, I'm just warning you to be careful, some people have their own ideas of what's insulting or not. I, personally, have seen the word 'homo' thrown around so much in less than pleasant conversation that I'm always on edge when I see it used, but that's just my experience.

Dammit, now I want a pretty male character >.<
I really wish i was at home right now so i could screenshot my ele. he is the prettiest ele (in a non gay way). It seems sometimes that i cant enter a town without someone remarking at my appearance.
Give me about 2 hours and if im still coherent by the time i get home form work ill attempt to screenshot

Tatile

Tatile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Stygian Disciples of Tenebrasus

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
(I think it's the hair )

Aside from the hair, he's somewhat attractive. It's bulk so much as layers of well defined muscle, which is mostly what a hammer wielding, bug squishing Medieval Fantasy warrior has.

Huh, this is starting to sound like one of the cheesy romance novels, with heaving bossoms and glistening pecks. Curse female Mesmers, curse them!

natmarie21

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2008

U.K

Tiny Tag

D/E

male necros, nf especially-if you get thr rigjt combo you can come up w/ a pervy old disfigured man!
assasins, the female ones are anorexic
male paras-love the look of the female ones but seriously, too much bellybutton and nipple armor

i only really like dervishes, but, primeval just looks like someone glued a dead and rotted fish onto a dress. ancient armour on a female derv is by far the best

daze

daze

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2008

In my own mind

The Dragon Exchange

E/




there, see all NF characters arent fugly

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

As garethporlest18 said, I'm getting a good laugh outta this . And as I have no workload ATM, I can spend all the time I want to reply.

Quote:
Originally Posted by daze
*shudders* are you serious about these trio of circle jerkers? Kusandaa you must be a teenage chick, teenyboppers seem to like the sexually confused looking "men" Eg. leonardo dicrapio or the Backdoor boys
Yeah, I'm serious. I'm not a teenage chick though. I'm a 23-year-old gay man. But wait before you judge me on this one, despite my characters I'm far from being stereotyped. I hate pop music so GG Backstreet Boys (bad memories of my sister's all-girl parties coming back) and I'm really, really not into pretty boys.

Think twice 'bout stereotyping IMO.

Paragons have skirts because they're inspired from ancient Rome army generals; centurions, decurions, etc etc. Mind you, skirts were regarded as normal wear back then. Same thing for dervishes, who AFAIK they seem inspired by soufi (other sp. souffi, suffi, sufi) dancers. And what these (generally) male dancers wear? Skirts.

North-America and Europe had different clothes, thus have a different way of treating them. A skirt here was mostly made for a girl (exceptions like the kilt) while men wore pants. We associate men who wear skirts to homosexuality (lmfao) while it's a completely different, highly cultural context...

@ Tatile on "homo" use: Depends of the context. A lot of people use "gay" and "homo" as a term for "lame" or "stupid", or in a quite negative way, which tends to piss me off and I'm not afraid to say so. Other times I'll pretty much use it myself, often as a joke (when the gay guy finds it too gay, there's a design problem, I say that a lot about paragon's underwear... too frilly for my own tastes).

cataphract

cataphract

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2005

Ashford Abbey

Hey Mallyx [icU]

Mo/Me

Male characters of all professions.

pamelf

pamelf

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Australia

Lost Templars [LoTe]

Me/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by daze



there, see all NF characters arent fugly

They were meant to prove NF character aren't fugly? I hope you're kidding....

Whatever you're smoking, i want some.

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

Quote:
Originally Posted by daze

That's a perfect example of why NF characters look terrible.

Jetdoc

Jetdoc

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Eyes of Texas [BEVO]

D/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by daze



there, see all NF characters arent fugly
Is that a part of the Great Coral Reef on his noggin?

Dr Strangelove

Dr Strangelove

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2005

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

[HOTR]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver
Does it work?
It backfired, they try to beat the ugly out of me.



Quote:
Originally Posted by daze



there, see all NF characters arent fugly


/hotlinked for great justice

Stolen Souls

Stolen Souls

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetdoc
Is that a part of the Great Coral Reef on his noggin?

lmao xD

I don't understand why people post pics of those that many say are ugly, trying to prove them wrong. All it does is highlight why they are thought to be ugly... *goes to ponder*

Jensy

Jensy

Site Contributor

Join Date: Apr 2007

Phoenix, Arizona

Blinkie Ponie Armie [bpa]

N/Mo

Ohhh man. Dr Strangelove, you made my morning.

lmfao guidos.

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taurucis
I shall quote what one of my friends said about male monks... or at least try to.

"Look at Kai's warrior when she runs... see, she runs with purpose. She's knows where she's going."

"Now look at (someone else's) Monk. He doesn't run... he... bounces. He just bounces along because he's too fat to run."

Xander, do you know the rest of the quote? I can't remember it anymore QQ


I do occasionally say some profound things.

>.>

And in answer to the thread, from the quote Kai quoted me for

Male Monks.

Watch one run. They freakin' bounce! Equip some tight-ish armour and watch it from the side.

Bouncey bouncey bouncey bouncey...

garethporlest18

garethporlest18

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

[HiDe]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrSlayer


I do occasionally say some profound things.

>.>

And in answer to the thread, from the quote Kai quoted me for

Male Monks.

Watch one run. They freakin' bounce! Equip some tight-ish armour and watch it from the side.

Bouncey bouncey bouncey bouncey...
You like the way Lenny bounces though. You want to jiggle some of that jello.

Shadow Kurd

Shadow Kurd

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

Netherlands

Scouts of Tyria

P/

Prophecies and Factions Male necro's look hideous, no matter what combo. And their tattoo armor isn't helping it either.

Phaedra Firesoul

Phaedra Firesoul

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2006

Under a rock.

Silencing To Avert Brutality

R/

I think NF characters are some of the best looking and i think mine are all pretty, but i'm sure, being it's only opinion that some people wont think so.







Anywho, in my opinion, i dont like how female assissins look.

Tatile

Tatile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Stygian Disciples of Tenebrasus

N/Me

Female Assassins aren't that bad, they look atheletic (seen the female runners recently) rather than aneorexic (however that damn thing's spelt). Then again it's all opinion, I like red hair on females and try to get it where I can. Some people think that ginger/red hair is horrific and ugly.

daze

daze

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2008

In my own mind

The Dragon Exchange

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Strangelove
It backfired, they try to beat the ugly out of me.







/hotlinked for great justice
That was pretty funny, i laughed for a while then became very sad after realizing that i have seen that Guido picture before and remember thinking "wow what a bunch of douchebags"
My ele is my favorite character to play. I hope you didnt ruin it for me.

daze

daze

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2008

In my own mind

The Dragon Exchange

E/

Maybe his picture doesnt do him much justice, In game i get complimented constantly on his look.


Now this character looks more like a hobo who found his suit in a dumpster behind a drag show. This is my paragon

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by garethporlest18
You like the way Lenny bounces though. You want to jiggle some of that jello.
Om Nom Nom .

gw_poster

gw_poster

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

so cal

R/

oh, let's see...the list of butt-ugly appearances could get very long, but the highlights would include:

- anything with that stupid aunt jemima headband/bandanna thing
- michael jackson wannabee's with glowing gloves
- those "for the love of god, please recognize my need to be cool" glasses, I mean seriously, like anyone had glasses (or a bandanna) in the time (whenever that was/is/supposed to be) of GW
- rasta hair or the coral-reef hair
- male mesmer armor is /gay....no matter how you slice it
- male paragon armor is /gayer, but at least they're buff
- male necro's are bowl-legged freaks
- male monks have no armor that doesn't involve floods or clamdiggers and some pancho looking thing
- warrior armor is cool (except for the one that looks like it has wings on it), but i'm not going to play one just to have it
- mini-monks need to be summarily executed

THE HOBO/DRAG SHOW COMMENT LEFT ME CRYING...funniest thing i've seen/read in a while on this board!!

kk, i'm done for now...

daze

daze

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2008

In my own mind

The Dragon Exchange

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by gw_poster
oh, let's see...the list of butt-ugly appearances could get very long, but the highlights would include:

- anything with that stupid aunt jemima headband/bandanna thing
- michael jackson wannabee's with glowing gloves
- those "for the love of god, please recognize my need to be cool" glasses, I mean seriously, like anyone had glasses (or a bandanna) in the time (whenever that was/is/supposed to be) of GW
- rasta hair or the coral-reef hair
- male mesmer armor is /gay....no matter how you slice it
- male paragon armor is /gayer, but at least they're buff
- male necro's are bowl-legged freaks
- male monks have no armor that doesn't involve floods or clamdiggers and some pancho looking thing
- warrior armor is cool (except for the one that looks like it has wings on it), but i'm not going to play one just to have it
- mini-monks need to be summarily executed

THE HOBO/DRAG SHOW COMMENT LEFT ME CRYING...funniest thing i've seen/read in a while on this board!!

kk, i'm done for now...
Actually the only thing that gets to me is when the wrong characters wear the glasses or blindfold or bandanna.
In my opinion only eles and mez can pull off the glasses, maybe monks
The only person that doesnt like chaos gloves is a person that cant afford them. I think chaos gloves look best on mez.
Bandannas are for dervs and warriors
blindfolds are for rits and necros

Rexion

Rexion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

[Luck]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Strangelove


My PvP monk, The Ugly Elonian. It's to scare away the melee.
my heart skipped a beat when that loaded.... then i started to laugh hysterically.

utred

utred

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2008

[YoHo]

D/

I actually saw someone with chaos glo\/es that went well with her armor yesterday.

Sifow Chan

Sifow Chan

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2007

P/

I think elementalists look bad in all campaigns with maybe a tiny few exceptions. Assassins don't have much going for them either. Most prophecies and a decent amount of Nightfall characters are ugly to me. I think factions has the best looking characters. In general I think all male characters are ugly except male mesmers in NF.

RedNova88

RedNova88

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2007

Behind you!

W/

Male Mesmers. Any campaign. I'm sorry I just hate how their stomach sticks out, that's why poor Norgu has only ever been used once.

Lady Raenef

Lady Raenef

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

Oregon, USA.

Zero Mercy [zm]

W/

While I don't really like male mesmers, I can't really find a good female mesmer face/hair combination. I've only found one I truly enjoy which is found off Factions. It doesn't look quite asian, and has a nice hair style. The Nightfall ones look too...Barbie. The prophecies ones look too..old. Factions looks asian, except that one. Ugh, WTB MOAR FACES.

auch

auch

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

My Chair

P/W

male paragons are so ugly