Your Biggest LOLWTF moment
Loot Junkie
So I'll start this off. I just finished kathandrax minutes ago and wonder of wonders, the chest spits out an emerald blade for me. I tell all my guildies that i just got a req 10 cruel emerald blade of deathbane and theyre all going "gratz dude, thats worth 150 ectos!". Then i go "wait a minute, this thing is not inscribable!". I never knew that eotn weapons could be uninscribable but i guess if a sword happens to drop with a deathbane mod on it, it will not have a damage modifier bonus on it. Tell us your most shocking GW moment that made you go
Sir Pandra Pierva
after 4 months of 1 fow run aday with a guildie we take a nother friend who has never done fow and he gets a r9 crystaline sword caster mod...............alli got an extra obby shard
StormDragonZ
I got kicked out of a guild for telling my guild leader that Raisu Palace is not the final mission in Factions.
We had just finished that mission with Masters, then when the cutscene loaded for Imperial Sanctum, he claimed I lied about knowing Factions (at this time, I had 3 of 5 characters with Protector of Cantha) and decided to let me know lying sons of GO RED ENGINE are not welcome in his guild.
Needless to say, a few (like seven) other guildies left when they found this out about our guild leader.
We had just finished that mission with Masters, then when the cutscene loaded for Imperial Sanctum, he claimed I lied about knowing Factions (at this time, I had 3 of 5 characters with Protector of Cantha) and decided to let me know lying sons of GO RED ENGINE are not welcome in his guild.
Needless to say, a few (like seven) other guildies left when they found this out about our guild leader.
Amnel Ithtirsol
I've never had something good (worth more than 15K "good") drop so I guess every time I log on is a LOLWTF moment.
Seriously though, just before the UB nerf I farmed HARD to get braces together for the HoM update. A friend goes and opens 10 coffers and wham! 2 braces...
WTFLOL
That is seriously f**ked up bro.
Some ppl have no luck cause others got all of it.
Seriously though, just before the UB nerf I farmed HARD to get braces together for the HoM update. A friend goes and opens 10 coffers and wham! 2 braces...
WTFLOL
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Originally Posted by Sir Pandra Pierva
after 4 months of 1 fow run aday with a guildie we take a nother friend who has never done fow and he gets a r9 crystaline sword caster mod...............alli got an extra obby shard
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Some ppl have no luck cause others got all of it.
sportacus
When I was running a friend (New to GW) through the frontier game mission, (for the first time) he got a black dye and 2 whites.
R.Shayne
I ran Kath, Rragar, CoF, Raven, and Oola's in HM one Saturday. I get a Diamond & Onyx from Kath, bad luck so I go unto Rragar and I get a Diamond & Onyx, pretty upset at this points so I do a CoF run and I get a Diamond & Onyx, really upset at this point but I figure my luck will get better, so I do Raven's points and get a Diamond and Onyx, at this point I am not upset it is now funny, so I run Oola's Lab and I get a diamond & Onyx, at this point I am laughing my butt off and tell friends.
The good part is I ran Ooze pit and got two crappy gold which broke my bad luck.
5 Dungeons = 5 Diamonds & 5 Onyx
The good part is I ran Ooze pit and got two crappy gold which broke my bad luck.
5 Dungeons = 5 Diamonds & 5 Onyx
Neo Nugget
The favor reset during the SS/LB double point weekend is mine.
Laughing Bat
I saw a someone spamming "WTB NORMAL MONK TOME 1.5K!" in kaineng so I whispered to let them know that since you can only get skills that are unlocked from a tome and since all unlocked skills are available from any skill trainer in the campaign they are from that he/she was overpaying. He/she replied with "u f**kng noob, some skills you can only get from tomes and some I can't reach so I buy a tome!" when I finally stopped laughing I asked if he/she could name any of these skills that you can only get from a tome and all I got was "I already got it so it doesn't matter."
Kung Foo Man Choo
When I was brand new to guildwars, on my first day, my guild taught me how to play and what not. Then they begin to run/fight me from Ascalon all the way to Droks and fight our way through the shiverpeaks to power level me. Needless to say I get 2 greens and a gold outside Deldrimor War Camp. And I believe i was under lvl 10 at the time. They were steamed and wanted the greens. I hand them over because I was a warrior and I didnt get any warrior weapons. But they were nice enough to buy me Droks Armor though.
Then while on my ranger, was paying a guy to do The Great Northern Wall because I was way to damn lazy at the time. Im just sitting there idle waiting for him to do the mission. He begins to kill the monsters at the begining and low and behold one drops a black dye for me. I believe I was lvl 3-5 and already a black dye from Ascalon. Needless to say, he whined and moaned about I should hand it over because I didnt fight and I was idle. In the end I didnt give it up and he left the party.
Then while on my ranger, was paying a guy to do The Great Northern Wall because I was way to damn lazy at the time. Im just sitting there idle waiting for him to do the mission. He begins to kill the monsters at the begining and low and behold one drops a black dye for me. I believe I was lvl 3-5 and already a black dye from Ascalon. Needless to say, he whined and moaned about I should hand it over because I didnt fight and I was idle. In the end I didnt give it up and he left the party.
Sergeant of Marines
Standing in Int Dist 1 of Ascalon and seeing
WTB Mini Panda 1000 Armbraces
WTB Mini Kanaxi 1750 Armbraces
ETC.
o_0
WTB Mini Panda 1000 Armbraces
WTB Mini Kanaxi 1750 Armbraces
ETC.
o_0
JDRyder
was HAing, and a EoE went off that killed every 1 but me "a monk" and i had to stand there for like 40secs-1min and wait for every to respawn.
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...yder/gw201.jpg
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snoozer80
One day i was in ToA and i was looking for some PUG to FoW. It was before EotN has been relased. So i found a team easily and all said "ready, lets go"
Then i see The Underworld area is connecting on. When we joined on the map somebody just saw exclamation sign over the spirit and ran to take the quest. somebody else lured both groups of aatxes, another one lured graspings, in 15 seconds all party was wiped out and others started to scream OMG FFS WTF!!!
I was luaghing so hardly then i was crying
My thoght then was "It's good I didnt pay for this FoW run" ROTFL
Then i see The Underworld area is connecting on. When we joined on the map somebody just saw exclamation sign over the spirit and ran to take the quest. somebody else lured both groups of aatxes, another one lured graspings, in 15 seconds all party was wiped out and others started to scream OMG FFS WTF!!!
I was luaghing so hardly then i was crying
My thoght then was "It's good I didnt pay for this FoW run" ROTFL
Joe Fierce
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was HAing, and a EoE went off that killed every 1 but me "a monk" and i had to stand there for like 40secs-1min and wait for every to respawn.
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unfortunately that didn't last too terribly long.
and for those that'll call me a griefer for this statement, i had it happen to me a few times as well, and i sitll laughed just as hard as i did when it happened to other people.
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sometimes when you're not lucky............force your luck, everything in the world runs on odds, and knowing that shows you that if you continue to be headstrong till you get what you want regardless of the consequences you'll eventually get what it is that you desire... the problem is having the balls to go through the consequences of such head-strongness.
Kikuta
Logging in and finding that your friend has bought you some shiny new gear is always pretty good - but the biggest LOLWTF moment was when I log in and see my Ritualist wearing FoW armor, and my girlfriend says over my shoulder "Yeah I thought you'd like it, looks pretty neat with that dye (some weird light brown mix) - oh and by the way, I sold all your rangers bows to afford it".
I got that impression when I remembered she never had any money in GW. I also didn't get dinner that night. And I still haven't figured out to this day why I didn't.
Damn bitch
I got that impression when I remembered she never had any money in GW. I also didn't get dinner that night. And I still haven't figured out to this day why I didn't.
Damn bitch
Squishy ftw
First time I finished nightfall, bought a coffer and LOLWTF, a mini mallyx.
Luminarus
Going away for a bit coming back and ectos at 3k was lke LOL WTF
Spiritmaster Orion
Everytime I see ppl trying to scam I get a good laugh :P And the best laughs I get when Im being told by noobs how to do this and that
MisterB
Server rollback, or the rune trader.
N1ghtstalker
[flare] on some dude wearing chaos gloves
after all day not playing gw i come and go on a VS run just for lolz
i pop the chest and get a req9 volt spear lawl
after all day not playing gw i come and go on a VS run just for lolz
i pop the chest and get a req9 volt spear lawl
quackerz0
my biggest lolwtf moment. me and a guildy were doing like 2-3 UW runs a day for a few weeks, then we get a new guildie(yay ). he's never done UW, so we say hey! we'll teach you! course we get a pug and teach him during that, still finish in under one set, then the chest pops. i triple scroll. guildie gets 2 ectos. nothing rly good. the new guy gets a q9 e-blade. QQ
. guildie gets 2 ectos. nothing rly good. the new guy gets a q9 e-blade. QQ
Shasgaliel
2 black dyes in one NM mission after a whole year of not having a single drop.
Ede
My biggest lolwtf moment...hmmmmm....I think it happened a few months ago when I was monk'ing in RA and frankly i got another monk in my team...we get killed in a few mins, the other monk is still alive,and when i look at what skills is he using...i almost started crying xD.He was a Mo/N and was summoning low level minions and healing them.LOLwTF 
Azeren Wrathe
my biggest WTF moment was over an extended period of time. when i first started (prophecies) i switched classes like constantly to try to find one i liked, well i did the Great Northern Wall for each character (every class) and every time i did it with a new character i got a black dye. the bigger wtf moment came later when i realised this had happened THEN realised i deleted each character still with the black dye, and sold the one black dye i kept (on the character i actualy played through the game) for like 50 gold, LOL
Kusandaa
I've got quite a couple...
- Everytime I take a break from GW, even "forced", crap happens to the guild. When I got back from a 3-week trip around Japan, in which I couldn't even access my emails... over 50% of the guild had left and the rest were inactive. The reason? I was gone. I'm not even the leader.
- I'm gone for a week? Drama happens (I did go WTF, we're not a drama guild) and most of the admins on our Vent server get their rights removed.
- Getting 2 black dyes in a Tombs run; one on first level, one on second. The team wanted to kill me
- My first pyroclastic axe drop: uninscribable, no inherent. /facepalm
- Having some idle talk with current guild leader in team chat. He doesn't reply for nearly 10 or 15 minutes. I'm starting to find it pretty weird when all his text appears at the same time (obvious lag, but still weird), but I go even more WTF when he says he's got over 500k ping. 516k IIRC.
- I say this one often but it remains so damn funny to me... Was doing the Thommis part of Slavers with 6 friends and a couple heroes. We got killed by the end mob and had to res pretty close. We're discussing tactics to pull the mob when the next thing we see on the radar is one lone green dot surrounded by red dots. The green dot is Zhed and he's hard-casting Meteor Shower on Thommis. Team reaction: 10 minutes of laughter over Vent.
- Everytime I take a break from GW, even "forced", crap happens to the guild. When I got back from a 3-week trip around Japan, in which I couldn't even access my emails... over 50% of the guild had left and the rest were inactive. The reason? I was gone. I'm not even the leader.
- I'm gone for a week? Drama happens (I did go WTF, we're not a drama guild) and most of the admins on our Vent server get their rights removed.
- Getting 2 black dyes in a Tombs run; one on first level, one on second. The team wanted to kill me
- My first pyroclastic axe drop: uninscribable, no inherent. /facepalm
- Having some idle talk with current guild leader in team chat. He doesn't reply for nearly 10 or 15 minutes. I'm starting to find it pretty weird when all his text appears at the same time (obvious lag, but still weird), but I go even more WTF when he says he's got over 500k ping. 516k IIRC.
- I say this one often but it remains so damn funny to me... Was doing the Thommis part of Slavers with 6 friends and a couple heroes. We got killed by the end mob and had to res pretty close. We're discussing tactics to pull the mob when the next thing we see on the radar is one lone green dot surrounded by red dots. The green dot is Zhed and he's hard-casting Meteor Shower on Thommis. Team reaction: 10 minutes of laughter over Vent.
fowlero
Reading the update notes when they first implemented Victory is Ours.
Reading the update notes when they first removed Victory or Death.
Reading the update notes when they first removed Victory or Death.
Jumping Is Uselss
Back in 2005 I thought presearing was the entire world in GW. Then came the searing came and a whole brix was ............ you get the idea.
R.Shayne
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Logging in and finding that your friend has bought you some shiny new gear is always pretty good - but the biggest LOLWTF moment was when I log in and see my Ritualist wearing FoW armor, and my girlfriend says over my shoulder "Yeah I thought you'd like it, looks pretty neat with that dye (some weird light brown mix) - oh and by the way, I sold all your rangers bows to afford it".
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During the AFK rings my wife leaves her elementalist standing on the nine rings. Later I would her my daughter in the office saying, "I win!" I had guessed she was playing one of her computer games. Later I look at my wife's computer and notice that her elmentalist is standing naked in Shing Jea. My daughter had taken my wife elementalist out of Shing Jea and thrown her vabbian armor down on the ground then returned Shing Jea.
viper11025
Well, FoW.
Guy aggros a ton of shadow beast, we all die.
XD
Guy aggros a ton of shadow beast, we all die.
XD
Wetader
I guess my LOLWTF moment is when I was doing COF 600 farming.
I lagged just as I aggroed a group of charrs, and wasn't able to move. So I predict and click the skills, but I was sure I was going to die.
When the lag ended, I had killed all the chars and have 1 hp left
I lagged just as I aggroed a group of charrs, and wasn't able to move. So I predict and click the skills, but I was sure I was going to die.
When the lag ended, I had killed all the chars and have 1 hp left
Nessar
Getting spiked down in ab as a monk. I barely had any mana left and my hp was poofing like crazy. Then like all of sudden I think my team killed everyone. I looked around and my hp was like 4. I was just like LOLWUT?!
Entering fow in hm...Aggroed EVERYTHING and I was the last one alive...nuff said.
Yesterday, pugged Eternal Grove in HM. 5 rangers, 1 sin, and 2 hero monks with not the best builds. I knew it was fail, but once we started we died within 3 min. WTF?!
Oh the best and last moment. Me and 2 friends are messing around in the explorable area of Aborstone. One said *cling* to me and I d/ced. So when I came back I clung back to them and they d/ced. Then they came back and clung to the third person THEN they d/ced. It went like this the WHOLE time we were there. We still refer to this as passing the lag xD.
(Pssst double post, please delete the other one :x)
Entering fow in hm...Aggroed EVERYTHING and I was the last one alive...nuff said.
Yesterday, pugged Eternal Grove in HM. 5 rangers, 1 sin, and 2 hero monks with not the best builds. I knew it was fail, but once we started we died within 3 min. WTF?!
Oh the best and last moment. Me and 2 friends are messing around in the explorable area of Aborstone. One said *cling* to me and I d/ced. So when I came back I clung back to them and they d/ced. Then they came back and clung to the third person THEN they d/ced. It went like this the WHOLE time we were there. We still refer to this as passing the lag xD.
(Pssst double post, please delete the other one :x)
Striken7
The other day in RA, some Wammo tells our team he can't bring a rez because he needs all 8 skills for his "combo".
Apparently, his combo involved "spamming Healing Breeze for the constant +8 regen" and using Endure Pain as "one of the best heals in the game"... Yes, those quotes were his defense of his "awesome build".
I also saw him using Lion's Comfort, for when his other uber healz weren't good enough.
lolwtf
Apparently, his combo involved "spamming Healing Breeze for the constant +8 regen" and using Endure Pain as "one of the best heals in the game"... Yes, those quotes were his defense of his "awesome build".
I also saw him using Lion's Comfort, for when his other uber healz weren't good enough.
lolwtf
RiKio
When a wammo in HA told me how bad were the Top 10 Guild Warriors for using frenzy and not using the awsome Healing Breeze.
Also he told me his 3 attack skills-No IAS-No DW build was awsome because he always was the Last Man Standing at the matches.
True Story.
Also he told me his 3 attack skills-No IAS-No DW build was awsome because he always was the Last Man Standing at the matches.
True Story.
mastar of warrior
When my friend told me that Lagg was good when monking in GvG..
we all went like WTF?!?! on Vent..
we all went like WTF?!?! on Vent..
Mixie
Was running from some place to some other place with my perma sin and got caught a few times. By the time i reached the destination i had 1hp due to dp. Had no att points in dagger mastery, cuz it was just running. Then i`ve spotted a little lvl 5 iguana walking near me. I attacked iguana and iguana kicked my ass with one miserable bite! A guildie of mine and i laughed our asses off. 
Tyla
I used Power Block on a signet!
carnage-runner
invested 3.5mill in sephis axes/crude shields/and dead bows. HM comes out....... ... ...
a year later, back up to like 3-4 mill.
I didn't just wtf. I wtf uninstalled for 6 months.
a year later, back up to like 3-4 mill.
I didn't just wtf. I wtf uninstalled for 6 months.
Bryant Again
First time I ever saw the EoE bomb, pre-nerf, in FA.
"...uh k, we won??"
"...uh k, we won??"
Taisayacho
Back when I wanted Glacial Gaunts rly baed me and a friend were Vaettir-butchering 600/smite style. On the run there, we decided to attack a (lvl 5) polar bear, but it changed aggro and attacked me (the smite). It actually managed to kill me, then went on to kill the 600. Somehow. LOLWTF.
Gwmaster
when some dude asked me to be is girl friend in guild wars...
Nick Of Troy
Me and my guild buddie were fighting through that Maguuma Jungle mission where the bonus is to kill the White Mantle in the towers. He announces that he's going AFK for dinner, fair enough so I decide to take my 2 heroes and fight the mob ahead of us and a black dye drops for him! Five minutes later he comes on and goes "lol this makes my pork chops taste even better"