"Longest Set of Guild Wars Update Notes Ever"

countesscorpula

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Gwen Is [EVIL]

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Maybe they are refering to Guy Fawkes Day (Remember remember the 5th of November).

dr love

dr love

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Hyperion

starcraft 2

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that Guy Fawkes post cracked me up... but seriously where's today's update? Sounds to me like the poor gw support team is overworked.

StormDragonZ

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New York

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I'll give it another hour before this so-called skill update... they must all have colds or allergies...

Kyp Jade

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Join Date: Aug 2006

USA

Lack of Talent [Luck]

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*has flash back to when I was playing age of conan*

"Just one more hour till I can play"

//hour later

"Just five more hours till they finish the update"

Regina Buenaobra

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Quote:
Originally Posted by mazza558 View Post
Just to get a sense of the scale of the Sorrow Furnace update...
Yes, the update notes for next week's build will be longer than that set of Sorrow's Furnace update notes as quoted by mazza558.

Could the OP please edit the title of the topic to "Longest Set of Guild Wars Update Notes Ever?" or something similar? The current title topic title has already started to fuel mistaken expectations.

Thanks.

slowerpoke

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Join Date: Jul 2007

Cuba

hey Regina what about todays skill balance update?

Shayne Hawke

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Regina Buenaobra View Post
Yes, the update notes for next week's build will be longer than that set of Sorrow's Furnace update notes as quoted by mazza558.

Could the OP please edit the title of the topic to "Longest Set of Guild Wars Update Notes Ever?" or something similar? The current title topic title has already started to fuel mistaken expectations.

Thanks.
I really do hope that the reason for the update's delay isn't just because someone is still writing/translating the update notes.

Actually, not that that really matters much, since I usually have to read the update notes to get an idea of what was changed.

But still!

Avarre

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Regina Buenaobra View Post
Yes, the update notes for next week's build will be longer than that set of Sorrow's Furnace update notes as quoted by mazza558.

Could the OP please edit the title of the topic to "Longest Set of Guild Wars Update Notes Ever?" or something similar? The current title topic title has already started to fuel mistaken expectations.

Thanks.
Done.

PS: Accept my friend invite

Regina Buenaobra

Regina Buenaobra

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Join Date: Apr 2008

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Originally Posted by slowerpoke View Post
hey Regina what about todays skill balance update?
It should be live soon. I don't have an ETA yet. There were some issues with it.

Kyp Jade

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

USA

Lack of Talent [Luck]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by slowerpoke View Post
hey Regina what about todays skill balance update?

Yes, this is important

dilan155

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this should be an interesting update cant wait for it, no really give it to us NAO.

draxynnic

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Originally Posted by countesscorpula View Post
Maybe they are refering to Guy Fawkes Day (Remember remember the 5th of November).
Which tends not to be observed even in other Commonwealth countries (certainly in Australia, we save our fireworks for the Queen's Birthday... by law). It'd be like the Americans expecting a British MMO to observe Thanksgiving... or Independence Day.

We less than three you too, Linsey!

Karate Jesus

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Join Date: Apr 2008

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Reign of Judgment [RoJ]

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I just hope they finally fixed AoG.....doubt it though.

Konig Des Todes

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Join Date: Jan 2008

Citadel of the Decayed

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Originally Posted by kvndoom View Post
Lindsey is the absolute best Anet has to offer right now. I wish she could be cloned.
Agreed!

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Originally Posted by Rhamia Darigaz View Post
i don't care how big this update was
nothing anet ever does will make up for them forgetting yesterday's holiday
I didn't forget Guy Fawkes Day. I skipped class to celebrate it. Didn't do anything but skip class and watch V for Vendetta for it though. Fireworks wouldn't be wise here. Darn America not celebrating a holiday with the best rhyme to it.

Remember, remember
the 5th of November
the gun powder treason and plot.

I know of no reason
why the gun powder treason
should ever be forgot.

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This intrigues me in such a way that i'm unable to express my feelings with words. So I shall masturbate.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGuildWarsPenguin View Post
Maybe this update will break Guild Wars by being the largest, most terribad update in the history of MMOs, and repeat what happened with Age of Conan...MASSIVE WOW MIGRATION GOGOGOGOGO.
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WE HAVE A PESSIMIST!

For the record, GW isn't a MMO. And it's not suppose to have grind, which is what is being fixed in this major update. If you want grind, which it seems you do by your comment, then go make a 1 man migration to WoW.

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Originally Posted by draxynnic View Post
We less than three you too, Linsey!
Seconded. However, Linsey deserves more then 3 cheers. So, >3 Cheers for Linsey!

øln

øln

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Join Date: May 2006

Noreg

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Rt/A

Balance update is out finally.

Star Gazer

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Originally Posted by Avarre View Post
Done.
thanks avarre

here to troll

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wow, just read them, so wimpy

jammerpa

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Sunny FLA

Omega Knights

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Big update.. all i see are nerfs to the necro?

Karate Jesus

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Join Date: Apr 2008

Texas

Reign of Judgment [RoJ]

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Originally Posted by Karate Jesus View Post
I just hope they finally fixed AoG.....doubt it though.
LOL, 10 minutes after I say this, I see this on the update page:

"Fixed a bug that caused Avatar of Grenth to not deal cold damage."

The world is right again

Not fair or balanced....but closer.

Konig Des Todes

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Citadel of the Decayed

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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammerpa View Post
Big update.. all i see are nerfs to the necro?
Baaaka, the "big update" is next week.

Zera Fang

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Join Date: Jan 2006

New Mexico

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Two things. ANET should notice that RA/TA is a completely separate entity from GvG/HA. The whole dynamic is different. They need to STOP nerfing something because it is overpowered in one and generally fine in the other. Blood Magic is next to crap in RA/TA, while in GvG/HA it seems to be murdering people left and right... So what do they do? Nerf the whole entire thing. -Rolls- Anet, make the distinction between RA/TA PvP skills and GvG/HA PvP skills. Okay? Can you do that instead of pissing me off by ruining my builds!

Two. Rangers can spike casters easily, but if you throw them up against a Warrior or a Paragon, they're next to screwed. A ranger that is built to utilize Dexterity and Accuracy (RtW or FW) is promised to have no decent healing, maybe condition removal... As much as casters can be spiked by Rangers, Casters can spike right back. It's the skill of the Ranger as an interrupter then that proves who wins. Dexterity WAS fine. Now? Use Flail and swear vigorously at Anet for screwing up one more build.

That's all. If this was the big update that they spent so much energy and time on, well, the words, "Epic Fail" come to mind...

Alleji

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Largest update?

Valcion

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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGuildWarsPenguin View Post
Maybe this update will break Guild Wars by being the largest, most terribad update in the history of MMOs, and repeat what happened with Age of Conan...MASSIVE WOW MIGRATION GOGOGOGOGO.
just curious, what'd that update do?

Konig Des Todes

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zera Fang View Post
Two things. ANET should notice that RA/TA is a completely separate entity from GvG/HA. The whole dynamic is different. They need to STOP nerfing something because it is overpowered in one and generally fine in the other. Blood Magic is next to crap in RA/TA, while in GvG/HA it seems to be murdering people left and right... So what do they do? Nerf the whole entire thing. -Rolls- Anet, make the distinction between RA/TA PvP skills and GvG/HA PvP skills. Okay? Can you do that instead of pissing me off by ruining my builds!
Hey, they nerfed my blood build in PvE. I'm not complaining. The build isn't ruined, it's just a few seconds less effective. Big deal.

And asking for RA/TA and GvG/HA split will make skill balancing too difficult. They are not the same, but they are close enough. And a full Blood build, imo, has always been too good. So, shhhh.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zera Fang
That's all. If this was the big update that they spent so much energy and time on, well, the words, "Epic Fail" come to mind...
-points to my above post-

To bad that the QQ'ing has already started. Of course it comes from idiots who don't know when the real update is coming.

Edit:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alleji View Post
...

Largest update?
Largest update NOTES, due next week.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Valcion View Post
just curious, what'd that update do?
3 necro blood skill nerfs, 1 ranger skill nerf, and a bunch of bug fixes. Nothing too devastating, despite what Zera thinks.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkantos View Post
She's talking about next weeks update.

I wonder how many times I'm going to have to say that tonight.
My guess, tons. I suggest just deleting those posts that only say what Alleji said.

Arkantos

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alleji View Post
...

Largest update?
She's talking about next weeks update.

I wonder how many times I'm going to have to say that tonight.

Valcion

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

A/

Was hoping for some change to the rest of the Elite skills, but meh.
*boards the hype train*

Enko

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Join Date: Jun 2006

VA

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkantos View Post
She's talking about next weeks update.

I wonder how many times I'm going to have to say that tonight.
probably every other post since the general population of guru can't read . ..

for everyone else, the big update is going to be the title updates, etc

upier

upier

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Join Date: Mar 2006

Done.

[JUNK]

Quote:
Originally Posted by mazza558 View Post
Just to get a sense of the scale of the Sorrow Furnace update...
Jeez - so much win in just one update!
Reminds me very nicely why I used to adore GW and why I rarely play it these days.

Shooshu

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2007

Me/

So we are going to see skill buffs next week?

Jenn

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Join Date: Sep 2006

I love you, too, Linsey.

S*mooooch*

good stuf f

Fril Estelin

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Join Date: Jan 2007

London

Nerfs Are [WHAK]

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GW may be dead (according to some, of course) but Linsey is definitely not! GG Linsey, hope you're doing ok and you'll get the rewards of your hard work for us next week.

Yawgmoth

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Join Date: Apr 2005

Longest update notes was this: http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Game_updates/20080807 - a pretty recent one, tons of skill changes and hero ai adjustments made all those lines of text.
The biggest update ever in terms of the amount of actual changes was NF release http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Game_updates/20061025.

Can we really expect this coming one to have comparably looooooong update notes? Seems unbelievable, it's going to be just a title rebalance with adjustments and new ways to earning them, 2 titles going account-wide and some rewards becoming easier. More than 200 lines of text?
I'm not getting my hopes up too high but I may get pleasantly surprised.

fenix

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Join Date: Aug 2005

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Will be interesting to see this update, considering the hype.

I'm guessing it'll be bad, and everyone will rage.

Shadow Kurd

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Join Date: May 2006

Netherlands

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Issac View Post
Maybe it's GW2 related lol. I wish
Dream on
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azazel The Assassin View Post
Seconded. However, Linsey deserves more then 3 cheers. So, >3 Cheers for Linsey!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Illfated Fat View Post
I love you, too, Linsey.

S*mooooch*

good stuf f
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fril Estelin View Post
GW may be dead (according to some, of course) but Linsey is definitely not! GG Linsey, hope you're doing ok and you'll get the rewards of your hard work for us next week.
Linsey FTW!. Lets just hope that people don't go "i was expecting this and you gave me that !@#$% Linsey!!" when the update comes.

jaximus

jaximus

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Join Date: Aug 2008

wisc

only way this new update could be a problem is if they split more skills. no more splitting. none, zero, not any. id really like to see a new set of elite choices for the primary professions. break the evis/word monopolies. they should do now what they intended to do after the release of factions and nf. bring the factions elites up a bit, knock down the nf ones and leave prof skills alone. personally i could care less about the titles because they just lead to grind which leads to abuse of mechanics/pve skills.

again though, keep in mind, you mess with damage (powercreep) you need to keep the monks on par... monks are the center of balance, if you want to adjust things, look at monks first and go from there.

Gregslot

Gregslot

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Join Date: Aug 2006

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largets update NOTES!
not largest update in general (like 100MB)

And this weeks update was frustrating, so many skills that need to be fixed and they only balanced some stuff because of GW's nemesis, SPIKE!

Hollow Gein

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Join Date: Aug 2007

Menos Espadas

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Quote:
Originally Posted by fenix View Post
I'm guessing it'll be bad, and everyone will rage.
LOL..somehow I think this says it all when the update occurs next week.

BenjZee

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Join Date: Dec 2006

The Overacheivers [Club]

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its going to be pretty big but no SF or DOA style update ofcouse. she does mention the notes being whats big and that would make obvious sense. Just typing out the names of the different titles would be enough for me lol
I recon she has a slight secret shes not tellin us of though , a new feature to the game. I ofcouse may be wrong, do not over estimate or underestimate teh size of this update.
lol she loves us..she used the L word...awww

Nanood

Nanood

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Supermans Crystal Palace

Legion Of The Dark Sun

I just got excited about reading the update when it hits.... C'mon, let's make it a novel!

Scythe O F Glory

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Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2008

New Jersey

League of Elite [LoE]

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Im surprised how little information has leaked about this update. Usually there's people who somehow get a hold of the update's content and spill it all over Guru and other forums. Good secret-keeping, Anet.