What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
Hyperventilate
Wow, I just love idiots....
Side story: I have some background info on this guy... he once threatened a lawsuit against Anet if my boyfriend and I were not permabanned because we called him stupid (or something to that extent) and by his definition it was a hate crime. So, he was going to sue A-net for bypassing hate crime legalities by allowing us to continue to play. I convinced him to send me the entire three or so page on threat... it's a good, laughable read.
You see how far that went. This guy is a trip... huge conspiracy theorist. I love it when he comes around.
And now, the gold:
Side story: I have some background info on this guy... he once threatened a lawsuit against Anet if my boyfriend and I were not permabanned because we called him stupid (or something to that extent) and by his definition it was a hate crime. So, he was going to sue A-net for bypassing hate crime legalities by allowing us to continue to play. I convinced him to send me the entire three or so page on threat... it's a good, laughable read.
You see how far that went. This guy is a trip... huge conspiracy theorist. I love it when he comes around.
And now, the gold:
luin_gunners
Cuilan
Skyy High
Wish Swiftdeath
He should've brought mending and defy pain so he wouldn't need to be rezzed in the first place...
Kook~NBK~
Yeah, those WHarriors can be so pesky! But I don't think this qualifies as a "stupidest thing heard." Impatient? Sure. A bit rude? Yes ("rez plz." works much better.) Annoying? maybe. But stupid? I don't think so. As was already stated, maybe the guy wanted to use the Locked Chest.
Hyperventilate
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He should've brought mending and defy pain so he wouldn't need to be rezzed in the first place...
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That mending would've saved his ass.
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Edit: When I'm monking, everyone gets 1 courtesy heal when I deem you being stupid. If you're not vital to the party, you get last priority res and heal.
Piss me off, or be a complete douche, you don't get ressed at all. I'm a snotty monk.
WarcryOfTruth
Just now, forming up for a group wanting to do the Battle for Lion's Arch, I already have done it, 3 times, but I was bored and wanted to help. So i join on my Rit, running Splinter Barrage. This warrior in the party, asks me if I am SoS or Resto, and I say "those are my only options?". He says "yes", and I say, well I am neither, I don't want to heal, and SoS is boring and passive. And so I ping my bar, and there is already an R/Rt in the party running Splinter Barrage. The Ranger likes my bar, but the Warrior and Derv tell me I should be running SoS since that's the only good bar for Ritualists. I explained that although my arrows deal less damage than my ranger counterpart, I hit the foes more times, because Splinter Weapon will work on 5 arrows. They don't seem to understand, I said that if we had Mark of Pain, enemies die amazingly fast. So they are then saying that in order for my build to be effective, I need to have another person in the party, well... yes, because Splinter Barrage in and of itself is only moderately effective without Mark of Pain, just like MOST physical builds.
I don't have screenshots, and the above only summarizes it. But Ritualists run Splinter Barrage almost as well, or in some cases better, than Rangers do. But according to them, since I wasn't using Signet of Spirits, I was "doing it wrong". *sigh* Some people just don't think outside the meta.
I don't have screenshots, and the above only summarizes it. But Ritualists run Splinter Barrage almost as well, or in some cases better, than Rangers do. But according to them, since I wasn't using Signet of Spirits, I was "doing it wrong". *sigh* Some people just don't think outside the meta.
Miss Puddles
Argh, I hate that you can only run SoS or resto as a rit anymore. Gods help you if there are already both roles in the party, then you're totally useless!
WarcryOfTruth
Ya . Course with how I am now, I run all sorts of random, funny builds with all of my characters. Splinter Barrage Rit, 100b Rit, just random stuff, its fun! Sure, not as effective as their counterparts usually, but they're fun.
Xiaquin
I've been in plenty of pugs that just asked for a different builds. I've had quite a few times where we've had a resto or sos role filled, and another joins, yet the new one can't run anything else because that's all he/she ever built. Kind of funny the way it works both ways.
Nekodesu
Best monk in AB.
Riot Narita
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Just now, forming up for a group wanting to do the Battle for Lion's Arch, I already have done it, 3 times, but I was bored and wanted to help. So i join on my Rit, running Splinter Barrage. This warrior in the party, asks me if I am SoS or Resto, and I say "those are my only options?". He says "yes", and I say, well I am neither, I don't want to heal, and SoS is boring and passive. And so I ping my bar, and there is already an R/Rt in the party running Splinter Barrage
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I play R/Rt splinter barrage (golden eggs/candy corn/lunar fortunes to get the 5-hit splinter)... but a second splinter barrager is no problem at all - it's double the goodness!
The only thing I like to add, is a N/Me hero with bone minions, which provide a constant stream of energy to feed death nova, and a bunch of AoE mesmer goodies including Panic. But I'm not even fussy about that either.
As a Rit, try taking SOS and some other spirits... but still bring Splinter, and Volley instead of Barrage. Works very well, and keeps the a$$hats quiet.
Missing HB
Biggest joke i saw is about that henchman contest for GvG/HA , when they said that meta bars wouldn't be taken. Basically wasted my time to find original bars that henchs could use.
Fluffy Kittens
The most stupid thing is when in February I saw Anet announcing new HoH map on their developers blog... and it haven't happen yet It's just so stupid that so many people believed it's gonna happen
Morphy
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Just now, forming up for a group wanting to do the Battle for Lion's Arch, I already have done it, 3 times, but I was bored and wanted to help. So i join on my Rit, running Splinter Barrage. This warrior in the party, asks me if I am SoS or Resto, and I say "those are my only options?". He says "yes", and I say, well I am neither, I don't want to heal, and SoS is boring and passive. And so I ping my bar, and there is already an R/Rt in the party running Splinter Barrage. The Ranger likes my bar, but the Warrior and Derv tell me I should be running SoS since that's the only good bar for Ritualists. I explained that although my arrows deal less damage than my ranger counterpart, I hit the foes more times, because Splinter Weapon will work on 5 arrows. They don't seem to understand, I said that if we had Mark of Pain, enemies die amazingly fast. So they are then saying that in order for my build to be effective, I need to have another person in the party, well... yes, because Splinter Barrage in and of itself is only moderately effective without Mark of Pain, just like MOST physical builds.
I don't have screenshots, and the above only summarizes it. But Ritualists run Splinter Barrage almost as well, or in some cases better, than Rangers do. But according to them, since I wasn't using Signet of Spirits, I was "doing itwrong". *sigh* Some people just don't think outside the meta. |
Lillium
Just the yesterday I was chatting with my friend about GW2 while we were farming... I, apparently mistakenly, mentioned that I wish we could get a real release date. She said "Its coming out on November 2nd". I laughed and replied with "Dude, the earliest I've heard anywhere is January, and most people are saying even later now." She got mad for some reason and said "Its coming out on November 2nd, and GW2 will be out then, and that's just how its going to be!"
I laughed and dropped the topic. As much as I'd love for her to be right, I'm going to laugh again when Nov 2nd rolls around.
I laughed and dropped the topic. As much as I'd love for her to be right, I'm going to laugh again when Nov 2nd rolls around.
Skyy High
My buffed R/Rt splinter barrager was able to take out half the HP of the mob of cloaks that comes in that quest. Single target spirit damage is great normally, but if you can set up giant mobs in close proximity, AoE damage trumps. Oh, and Volley negates the one advantage rits have with splinter barrage: more activations of splinter weapon.
WarcryOfTruth
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As a Rit, try taking SOS and some other spirits... but still bring Splinter, and Volley instead of Barrage. Works very well, and keeps the a$$hats quiet.
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Splinter Barrage is outdated, if you want it so badly, why didn't youjust use SoS with Volley? That way, you're actually contributing to your team while also pleasing your Splinter Weapon fetish. Everyone wins.
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I also said i refuse to run the popular builds, I live outside the meta, because it is funner that way. I don't use HB or UA when healing, even in elite areas and HM. I don't run Imbagon on my Para (my main), I don't run ER on my ele, I have fun this way, living in the meta means you do not know any other way of playing.
In closing, I HATE SPIRIT SPAMMING!!!
Jamie War
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I also said i refuse to run the popular builds, I live outside the meta, because it is funner that way. I don't use HB or UA when healing, even in elite areas and HM. I don't run Imbagon on my Para (my main), I don't run ER on my ele, I have fun this way, living in the meta means you do not know any other way of playing. |
Morphy
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See above.
I also said i refuse to run the popular builds, I live outside the meta, because it is funner that way. I don't use HB or UA when healing, even in elite areas and HM. I don't run Imbagon on my Para (my main), I don't run ER on my ele, I have fun this way, living in the meta means you do not know any other way of playing. In closing, I HATE SPIRIT SPAMMING!!! |
I've given you a way to keep playing your shitty build while also getting the benefits of the SoS rit, but you really are just playing non-meta builds because you don't like the pictures. You're the kind of player that isn't only incompetent like the entire PvE side of the game but also the kind of player that is stubborn and obnoxious. And you think you have the right to put all of this in a section about stupid people? Shame on you, you truly are the stereotypical example of a noob.
BlackSephir
Yesterday in FA I "met" a Dervish/Mesmer with Avatar of Balthazar and a bunch of mesmer skills. When I asked wtf he's doing he said he's a mesmer because he has mesmers' staff.
Voodoo Rage
Some new guy in my guild keeps posting in the guild chat that he is lost on level 1 of the Gate Too Far mission and can't find the exit. Everyone is trying to figure out where he is and finally I just post "Just type /wiki Gate Too Far and you'll see a nice map directing you to the exit and explaining the mission to you."
He replies, "I never use wiki, because it has mistakes." But then spends the next half and hour clogging up league chat with stuff like "OK, I'm standing in front of a wall of ice, which way do I go?".
He replies, "I never use wiki, because it has mistakes." But then spends the next half and hour clogging up league chat with stuff like "OK, I'm standing in front of a wall of ice, which way do I go?".
Cuilan
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I also said i refuse to run the popular builds, I live outside the meta, because it is funner that way. I don't use HB or UA when healing, even in elite areas and HM. I don't run Imbagon on my Para (my main), I don't run ER on my ele, I have fun this way, living in the meta means you do not know any other way of playing.
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Skyy High
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I've given you a way to keep playing your shitty build while also getting the benefits of the SoS rit, but you really are just playing non-meta builds because you don't like the pictures. You're the kind of player that isn't only incompetent like the entire PvE side of the game but also the kind of player that is stubborn and obnoxious. And you think you have the right to put all of this in a section about stupid people? Shame on you, you truly are the stereotypical example of a noob.
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Spirit spamming is boring. Splinter barrage is as effective (if not moreso) than SoS in that particular mission. These are facts. The guy isn't trying to claim that his Spirit's Strength build pwnzors SoS or anything crazy like that, so why are you being so frickin' obstinate? You want to talk about ironic posts in this thread...
Morphy
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Lulz. Splinter barrage is a "shitty build" now, in a quest with huge, easily balled, high-armor mobs? And spirit spamming is the god-sent build that trumps all others? Really?
Spirit spamming is boring. Splinter barrage is as effective (if not moreso) than SoS in that particular mission. These are facts. The guy isn't trying to claim that his Spirit's Strength build pwnzors SoS or anything crazy like that, so why are you being so frickin' obstinate? You want to talk about ironic posts in this thread... |
My problem with this guy is not that he uses poor skill bars but that he uses poor skill bars because he wants to be cool and different (see lolcat above) and QQs on this forum because people in his party (rightfully) call him out on it and tell him what proper skill bars he could use instead, even calling them stupid in the process. Other than that, his stance towards people that use meta bars (IF YOU PLAY META, YOU CAN'T DO ANYThING ElSE and other such statements) is really annoying. Nice try, though.
WarcryOfTruth
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Yes, and Volley SoS does both roles at the same time. You're getting (nearly, you get one less splinter triggered) the same amount of AoE damage splinter barrage does while retaining single target pressure and body-blocking spirits, which is in itself a very powerful mechanic worth spending your emtire skill bar on instead of just your elite. The argument that spirit spamming is boring doesn't apply for the simple fact that you're now also splinter volleying. If that's boring, then so is Splinter Barrage. In other words, it's a more versatile (=more effective) build that is equally fun (as far as anything in PvE can be called that) as Splinter Barrage and he doesn't want to use it, why? Because SoS is a meta skill.
My problem with this guy is not that he uses poor skill bars but that he uses poor skill bars because he wants to be cool and different (see lolcat above) and QQs on this forum because people in his party (rightfully) call him out on it and tell him what proper skill bars he could use instead, even calling them stupid in the process. Other than that, his stance towards people that use meta bars (IF YOU PLAY META, YOU CAN'T DO ANYThING ElSE and other such statements) is really annoying. Nice try, though. |
About PvE being boring. I disagree, I have had my fun in HA and the Hall of Heroes in my earlier years of Guild Wars, since then I have not been able to find myself able to go back to it. I like the challenge of PvE, at least in the way I and those I associate with play it, because it is different. Steamrolling PvE is not fun to me, so I avoid using those builds that allow for that.
Cuilan: You said I was choosing to be less efficient. Maybe so, but a lot of times I am more efficient. But efficiency isn't the name of the game anyway. If we are in say... the Underworld, and are there for 3 hours, when we can easily break one hour using a different team set up, that to me doesn't promote teamwork and "togetherness" for lack of a better word . In those teams, everyone splits up and does their own quest, I don't like that, because then only certain individuals only learn certain areas of the UW and what not. Basically, sure, the way I do things may be different, but at least in my opinion, I am playing it the way it was intended. By that I mean in the sense of taking the proper amount of time to complete an elite area, while sure there are no "proper" times, but I always felt UW was an area that was supposed to take at least 2 hours, perhaps 3. Maybe I am wrong, but those are my feelings
Skyy High
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Yes, and Volley SoS does both roles at the same time. You're getting (nearly, you get one less splinter triggered) the same amount of AoE damage splinter barrage does
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while retaining single target pressure and body-blocking spirits, which is in itself a very powerful mechanic worth spending your emtire skill bar on instead of just your elite. |
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The argument that spirit spamming is boring doesn't apply for the simple fact that you're now also splinter volleying. If that's boring, then so is Splinter Barrage. In other words, it's a more versatile (=more effective) build that is equally fun (as far as anything in PvE can be called that) as Splinter Barrage and he doesn't want to use it, why? Because SoS is a meta skill. |
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My problem with this guy is not that he uses poor skill bars but that he uses poor skill bars because he wants to be cool and different (see lolcat above) and QQs on this forum because people in his party (rightfully) call him out on it and tell him what proper skill bars he could use instead, even calling them stupid in the process. Other than that, his stance towards people that use meta bars (IF YOU PLAY META, YOU CAN'T DO ANYThING ElSE and other such statements) is really annoying. Nice try, though. |
I'm not a "everyone is a perfect snowflake" kind of guy. I use the most effective builds, and I tell people who use trash builds to change them. My problem here is that a rit running splinter barrage is NOT a trash build, particularly in this situation. It is, at the absolute worst, a viable build that works in the situation; my opinion is that it's the BEST build for the situation, but at the very least you cannot deny that it works and it works damn well. Putting SoS in there for him to poop out will do next to nothing for his team; if he's not babysitting spirits, they'll get caught in some AoE (and there is plenty) and killed before they ever do significant damage. Spirit spamming is a useful build because of it's massive single-target damage potential, a potential that is completely wasted if you're not hexing your targets and saving your spirits from harm. What extra damage he loses by not bringing them will be more than compensated by an extra 3 arrows (plus a +10 damage boost on all of his arrows from Barrage itself) triggering stuff like Favorable Winds, EBSoH, Splinter Weapon, IaTS!, and BUH!
His "if you can't play meta, you can't play anything else," stance is absurd. Your "if you're not playing meta, you're an idiot, regardless of what content you're doing," stance is equally absurd. Splinter-barrage is perfectly viable in this situation, it's not a shit build, and saying that Volley does "just as good" a job as Barrage is false. Are we quite clear yet?
Sword Hammer Axe
A guy was LFGing for Oolas Lab dungeon in Rata sum international. As if LFGing in international districts weren't bad enough, the following conversation followed, seeing as I was going to do that dungeon anyways.
me: Hi there, you can come with me if you don't mind doing it HM.
him: You serious? We need a full party for HM so that would take some time.
me: Dw. I've done it HM with H/H before, so I'm confident I can do it again
him: Yeah right...
me: No, seriously, I've done it before o.o
him: I've tried it with Discordway and I died on the first level. If that can't do it nothing can.
me: Well I never use Discordway so can't say anything about its efficiency in that dungeon, but I did it on HM without. Don't you wanna give it a try?
him: No. You're lying.
me: I'm not... look if you don't wanna do it fine, I'll do it myself.
(around an hour later)
me: Well I did it. Looks like Discordway alone isn't enough to bring you succes, huh?
him: Seriously just stop with the lies, you're not fooling anyone...
I just stopped pming him then. Was simply too ridiculous...
me: Hi there, you can come with me if you don't mind doing it HM.
him: You serious? We need a full party for HM so that would take some time.
me: Dw. I've done it HM with H/H before, so I'm confident I can do it again
him: Yeah right...
me: No, seriously, I've done it before o.o
him: I've tried it with Discordway and I died on the first level. If that can't do it nothing can.
me: Well I never use Discordway so can't say anything about its efficiency in that dungeon, but I did it on HM without. Don't you wanna give it a try?
him: No. You're lying.
me: I'm not... look if you don't wanna do it fine, I'll do it myself.
(around an hour later)
me: Well I did it. Looks like Discordway alone isn't enough to bring you succes, huh?
him: Seriously just stop with the lies, you're not fooling anyone...
I just stopped pming him then. Was simply too ridiculous...
Neith
the only thing i can say about that sword hammer axe is oye vay....i'd headbang if i really wanted the headache but people like that make the head ache worse then banging the head.....
Sword Hammer Axe
Aba
In speed clear Soo...
Entire pug group starts talking about there weps....
Random guy then starts saying he needs a Voltaic spear...
I ask why
He says, in order to get his build finished..
Hes under the impression to have a perfect SF build, you need a Voltaic spear and Tormented shield......
Im still hope'n this was one big joke. cause im amazed he was able to get enough ecto for a tormented shield, let alone make it that far outta pre searing.
Entire pug group starts talking about there weps....
Random guy then starts saying he needs a Voltaic spear...
I ask why
He says, in order to get his build finished..
Hes under the impression to have a perfect SF build, you need a Voltaic spear and Tormented shield......
Im still hope'n this was one big joke. cause im amazed he was able to get enough ecto for a tormented shield, let alone make it that far outta pre searing.
WarcryOfTruth
Well Aba, I know I don't have anywhere near enough money for an Armbrace or a tormented weapon. But maybe he got an Armbrace out of a Coffer, I did a few days ago . However I don't understand the hype for the Voltie or the Tormented Shield, they don't look good at all...
Jamie War
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Well Aba, I know I don't have anywhere near enough money for an Armbrace or a tormented weapon. But maybe he got an Armbrace out of a Coffer, I did a few days ago . However I don't understand the hype for the Voltie or the Tormented Shield, they don't look good at all... |
Elri
Skyy High
That was fantastic Elri.
Mia Clemons
This comes following an MQSC a group needed a Btank.....
i keep his/her name anonymous for obvious reasons....
Party leader: GLF Btank to go!
Me: {I'll go.}
Party Leader: {Are you a perma?}
Me: {no....permas cant do btank...or anything besides finisher or runner...}
Party Leader: {idiot, permas are the only tanks in the game}
Me: {Are you serious? MQSC was designed for Monks/Rits, 600's are the tanks}
Party Leader: {omg noob, just stfu and go play somewhere else. We need a perma for btank!}
Me: {lol, good luck with that}
i love ignorance
i keep his/her name anonymous for obvious reasons....
Party leader: GLF Btank to go!
Me: {I'll go.}
Party Leader: {Are you a perma?}
Me: {no....permas cant do btank...or anything besides finisher or runner...}
Party Leader: {idiot, permas are the only tanks in the game}
Me: {Are you serious? MQSC was designed for Monks/Rits, 600's are the tanks}
Party Leader: {omg noob, just stfu and go play somewhere else. We need a perma for btank!}
Me: {lol, good luck with that}
i love ignorance
Guy Incognito
Might not be stupid to most but it is from where i'm sitting...
I just got declared a leecher in RA because my connection decided to die for a couple of minutes.
How exactly am I supposed to contribute to the team if i'm not even connected to the damn game?? O.o
I just got declared a leecher in RA because my connection decided to die for a couple of minutes.
How exactly am I supposed to contribute to the team if i'm not even connected to the damn game?? O.o
AngelWJedi
was in la trying to buy para tomes when i saw the weirdist ad. someone kept spamming in trade/local WTB B H U U M 7k. i didnt know weither to laugh at the misspell of dhuum or the fact he could think he would get one for 7k. xD
then had someone in ac ask why he couldnt add a ebon title skill to his hero bar. was like ack its broke why wont it let me add it?! XD
then had someone in ac ask why he couldnt add a ebon title skill to his hero bar. was like ack its broke why wont it let me add it?! XD