I found this incredibly funny for some reason.
Doing Slaver's HM, and we were approaching one of the Summit mobs.
"Oh my God I'm lagging"
... but the mob is already aggro'ed and is rushing in ...
"I can't micro my heroes, we're going to wipe!!"
And then we really DID wipe. Lol! What a prediction!
What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
Jeydra
Painbringer
BRB my dog is humping the neighbor boy
AngelWJedi
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BRB my dog is humping the neighbor boy
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obastable
In Kamadan about a year ago, I saw this on trade chat:
"WTS Butfull Sunder 20/20"
I pm'd him, apparently he meant "Beautiful", but yeah. I lol'd.
"WTS Butfull Sunder 20/20"
I pm'd him, apparently he meant "Beautiful", but yeah. I lol'd.
Kook~NBK~
This one's from PUGging today's Z-Bounty (you know, the one with all the frogs):
Liston
ehhhhh...you may have to explain that to me xD xD but hey guys, on oct 6 is Tihark Orichard for ZM, so take a screenie of anyone being serious (not trolling) on "lfg for zm!" 
AngelWJedi
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Originally Posted by Liston
ehhhhh...you may have to explain that to me xD xD but hey guys, on oct 6 is Tihark Orichard for ZM, so take a screenie of anyone being serious (not trolling) on "lfg for zm!"
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Mintha Syl
Guys, I'm tired of doing Tihark can someone please give me a run there?
Jokes apart, I don't know if it classifies as stupid, but some time ago in GToB someone was LFG for...you guess what...WoW are there parties so difficult to find that someone needs to log on another game to get one?
Jokes apart, I don't know if it classifies as stupid, but some time ago in GToB someone was LFG for...you guess what...WoW
are there parties so difficult to find that someone needs to log on another game to get one?
AngelWJedi
just now in la aed dis 1 and the brat is still their is spamming in trade; wtb nuclear bomb to wipe the 40 yr old virgins in this game then he added my name when i laughed at him. ironic he said in local after telling me to stfu he is 13. wow kids need to get a life or his mommy need to yank him off the game. xD
edit: feel free to come and laugh at him too.
edit: feel free to come and laugh at him too.
Ranger Jaap
Blue's rants in Random arena europe english 1. nuff said
AngelWJedi
trying to sell my red rock candy this war said he'll buy. then he tried the money amount scam on me. now he is begging for money in all chat. rofl people these days.
Raven Wing
I just found this priceless gem in ascalon american dist:
The stupid person is marked with red, the rest are comments from other people.
The stupid person is marked with red, the rest are comments from other people.
Morphy
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Originally Posted by Raven Wing
I just found this priceless gem in ascalon american dist:
The stupid person is marked with red, the rest are comments from other people. |
The Great Eski
Random doomsayer: "ATTENTION! There are no new players in Guild wars."
Followed by 6-8 people saying "I'm new".
Doesn't make it any less stupid. 
Followed by 6-8 people saying "I'm new".
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Originally Posted by Raven Wing
I just found this priceless gem in ascalon american dist:
The stupid person is marked with red, the rest are comments from other people. |
Voodoo Rage
Bored, so I decided to roll a new character.
Overheard in Pre-Searing chat:
"I'm an Ele/Mo, where should I put my attribute points"
"You should max out energy storage because an ele running out of energy is dead in the water."
(Of course an ele not doing any damage is dead in the water too...)
Overheard in Pre-Searing chat:
"I'm an Ele/Mo, where should I put my attribute points"
"You should max out energy storage because an ele running out of energy is dead in the water."
(Of course an ele not doing any damage is dead in the water too...)
own age myname
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Originally Posted by Del
I just had a mo/me atfh runner that bonded up, then ran into the lava without using SoR, died nearly instantly, then says "sorry, interrupter"
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Squishy ftw
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Originally Posted by own age myname
Lol, that's hilarious xD. I can just imagine the mo/me leaving the party after saying that.
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Gabriel of Ravn
So I'm in Kamadan selling stuff fun right then someone pms me I buy 14 for 97k then he puts up 97g everyone knows that scam. The funny part was I wasn't even selling ectos I was selling spear mods like furious and enchanting mods I mean really if you're gonna try to scam at least get the right person.
own age myname
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Originally Posted by Squishy ftw
Or..he only then noticed a destroyer of deeds (= interrupter) had spawned which makes him unable to complete his run (the interrupts...) so he just died, probably asked all to resign, and retried.
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RedDog91
Just now in LA
person: Selling 30 dedicated minis, 10k each.
me: no one wants dedicated minis
person: yeah they do. They need them for HoM.
person: Selling 30 dedicated minis, 10k each.
me: no one wants dedicated minis
person: yeah they do. They need them for HoM.
GwOxygen
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just now in la
person: Selling 30 dedicated minis, 10k each. Me: No one wants dedicated minis person: Yeah they do. They need them for hom. |
Sword Hammer Axe
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Originally Posted by RedDog91
Just now in LA
person: Selling 30 dedicated minis, 10k each. me: no one wants dedicated minis person: yeah they do. They need them for HoM. |
Ic Zero
Jugalo Dano
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It's not uncommon -.- but can be rather amusing still
Mine... I was having a discussion about the catholic church and the pope came up. And the person I was having the disscussion with says "Isn't the pope jewish" |
Yesterday I ran into a necro trying to do the z-mission using the AP targeting build for discordway in a full party team; his excuse was 'this is the only build I have'. He didn't even try to fill the other 4 skill slots either.
Sword Hammer Axe
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Woah wth, did I just make a rant? I must be wasted
RedDog91
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Omg I usually get mad when I see those kinda comments. It's actually sexist, thinking girls are much better than boys when it comes to this. Fact is: Girls go for appearance, just as much as guys do. Girls expect guys to be a certain way, just like guys expect that for girls. And guys always want to have sex? Omg this is the worst... could it possibly be because you were superficial in your choice of dates? Not to mention a simple fact of life: Girls want to have sex too! There may be a lotta girls who wants more out of a relationship than just sex. But guess what: Same with guys.
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If for no reason other than its a rant.
Essence Snow
At least they have hope!
.Loki
"Guild Wars doesn't need Internet to play it"
Lolwut?
*Was in a SooSC and topic was about having bad connection*
Lolwut?
*Was in a SooSC and topic was about having bad connection*
drkn
CB just a minute ago. Our only ranger uses daggers for the whole match, so i ask him why he has them on instead of a bow: 'coz i liek them'.
mage767
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CB just a minute ago. Our only ranger uses daggers for the whole match, so i ask him why he has them on instead of a bow: 'coz i liek them'.
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Guy Incognito
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Originally Posted by mage767
You think that's bad? I saw a sin using a spear and tormented shield in CB but he was on the other team. I left him alone so I could kill his team members first
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Spookii
Fail power trader (unless he's actually buying these things...but somehow I doubt it).
WTB --- ALL UNWANTED TORMENTED/DESTROYER/OPPRESSOR WEAPONS 20k/ea ---
Maybe I've just been a little more annoyed at hardcore power traders lately because the only ones I've run into can't speak a lick of English and it's more than irritating to get tons laughable offers (from them) on things I'm trying to sell..
WTB --- ALL UNWANTED TORMENTED/DESTROYER/OPPRESSOR WEAPONS 20k/ea ---
Maybe I've just been a little more annoyed at hardcore power traders lately because the only ones I've run into can't speak a lick of English and it's more than irritating to get tons laughable offers (from them) on things I'm trying to sell..
Voodoo Rage
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Fail power trader (unless he's actually buying these things...but somehow I doubt it).
WTB --- ALL UNWANTED TORMENTED/DESTROYER/OPPRESSOR WEAPONS 20k/ea --- Maybe I've just been a little more annoyed at hardcore power traders lately because the only ones I've run into can't speak a lick of English and it's more than irritating to get tons laughable offers (from them) on things I'm trying to sell.. |
"WTB Black Dye 500g"
People were tearing him apart and he had the balls to argue "not everyone knows about the dye trader". IMO that's a reportable scam.
Shanaeri Rynale
Seen so many silly things.. But the most recent is the current fad to 'show stones' for UW teams
Spookii
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Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage
The greedy wannabe powertraders are really getting on my nervew lately. I saw a guy in Ascalon spamming:
"WTB Black Dye 500g" People were tearing him apart and he had the balls to argue "not everyone knows about the dye trader". IMO that's a reportable scam. |
ClaireSpiritcaller
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Originally Posted by BenjZee
during a cutscene:
You: She has been touched by Abaddon Morgahn: We have all be touched by Abaddon, the entire world... I was like o_0 |
Also, here:
Iuris
Maybe he just mistyped?
ClaireSpiritcaller
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Originally Posted by Iuris
Maybe he just mistyped?
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Xiaquin
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Originally Posted by Spookii
Agreed. I sort of wonder if ANet agrees with that. If so, I'll happily report anyone I can get to admit that they're knowingly ripping people.
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